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| Xtreme Fusion | Mar 11 2011, 03:54 AM Post #1 |
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Inside the living room of Asesino we see him sitting on his black leather couch and holding a copy of the SVO Magazine. Asesino: Oh how things can change in just a year. 2010 was full of so much fun from me being a rookie, to losing match after match, winning and then loosing the Tap Out title, getting fired, getting reinstated and working with Matt Anderson. He shakes his head for a second as he tries to mentally digest what he has just said went down in 2010 until now for him in SVO. It really has been a year that has been full of highlights and utter failures for The Assassin, but it has been a year that has made him a mainstay of the new SVO. Asesino: But if you look at it more closely you see that really not much has changed. Picking up a piece of razor wire, most likely a souvenir from a previous match, Asesino admires it and smiles as he notices a bit of blood that is still on it. His opponent's or his own, he isn't sure, but it is the memories of the pain that bring him joy. He takes a deep breath and exhales, trying to calm himself down as he is obviously getting himself worked up. He stands up from the couch and slowly walks over to the kitchen where we can see Frank standing behind the island counter with a white apron and chef's hat on. Asesino: Now I'll end the history lesson for today and switch over to something much more important. Which is my preparation for my upcoming match at Showdown against Mr. Heart. Frank: So please explain then why we are in the kitchen? Asesino: Well the answer is quite simple Frank, you see the basis for any good training program is to make sure you are on a healthy diet. So we what we are going to do today is throw away anything that is unhealthy in the kitchen. Frank: What?......I don't think I like this idea. Asesino: Don't worry Frank; because the only products that I believe are unhealthy are those made with eggs as the main ingredients. Frank: Where does that logic come from? Asesino: Well I figure Mr. Heart eats a diet heavy with eggs, and lets face it, he sucks. I mean what has he done in the recent weeks to prove he even deserves to be in this match? So whatever this guy is doing, it just doesn't work. So we are going to cleanse this house of all things with egg. Frank: I'll get the eggs then. Walking over to the refrigerator Frank opens it up and pulls out a carton of eggs out and brings them over to the counter and opens it up. We see there are still about 10 eggs in the carton as Asesino takes two eggs and cracks them into a glass he has placed on the counter. Asesino: When raw eggs are quite disgusting, yet people think that drinking them raw like this is somehow good for you. Just thinking of sliding these eggs down my throat makes me vomit...guess it is just one thing I'll never be as good as Juliana Torres with. Frank: She can slide eggs down her throat without vomiting? Asesino: If you want to call it that... Anyhow, some people like their eggs cooked; scrambled, over easy, sunny side up or even in an omelet. Now I won't lie and say I never liked scrambled eggs, but for the sake of this match I will rid them from my diet and replace them with the world's most wonderful food...bacon. Frank: You already have an excessive amount of bacon for breakfast. Asesino: One can never have too much bacon Frank...unless you die...then it may be time to start cutting back. Frank: But if you're dead... Asesino: Now another egg friendly breakfast item that will no longer be apart of my diet is the supposed French favorite...French toast. Which is really only good when smothered by maple syrup...so now I will just do shots of maple syrup at breakfast.... Frank: Really? It is so disgusting when you do that. Asesino: You can always leave and get your own place if you don't like it. Frank has nothing to say as he looks down at the floor and Asesino smirks as he continues on with his anti egg diet. Asesino: Anyhow, I will even not use eggs in any of my baking or cooking. So that means we will have to buy our baked good from the store. I mean who can go without eating cookies and cake? Frank: I think I'd hang myself right now. Asesino: So let's officially rid this shit from the house. Taking the glass of eggs Asesino pours it into the sink as the yolk oozes down the drain. Frank and Asesino follow with the rest of the eggs until the carton is empty and Asesino turns on the faucet and garbage disposal to completely rid the sink of the eggs. Frank: So what is next on your list? Asesino: Eggos....Not because they are necessary made with a lot of eggs...but mostly because they have the word egg in their name. So look in the freezer and throw away any boxes of Eggos we have. Making his way over to the freezer Frank opens it up and pulls out two boxes of Eggos which he walks over to the trash can near Asesino and tosses both of them in the trash can as Asesino smiles. Asesino: Good...Now find our eggbeater and toss that. The only eggbeater we need in this house is me. Frank pauses mid search for the eggbeater and he turns to Asesino to make sure he really just made that joke. Frank: Really? Asesino: Come on, that was gold. Frank: That was cheesy...even for me. Asesino: Fine, but it was the point that was most important. I mean how many times do I have to beat guys like Mr. Heart to prove that you have no reason being in the same ring as me? So you could call me "The Eggbeater of SVO". Frank: One could...But let's hope they don't. Just stick with "The Assassin" Finding the eggbeater in one of the drawers Frank pulls it out and quickly throws it in the trash can as the cord of the beater whips around and the plug smacks Frank right in the face, cutting him right below the eye. Frank: I shot my eye out! Asesino closes his eyes and pinches the upper bridge of his nose as he tries to keep himself calm as Frank holds both of his hands over his face covering the cut that is barely bleeding. Asesino tosses Frank a dish towel which Frank quickly uses to cover his face to try and stop the "bleeding". Frank: Call 911!....I'm gonna need stitches. Asesino: First, you don't call 911 if you need stitches, unless you chopped something off or you're bleeding profusely. That cut though, you can just put a damn band-aid on. I've had worse cuts then that in matches and not even flinched. Frank: Fine....We better have SpongeBob band-aids left. Making his way off to the bathroom with the dish towel still held to his face Frank goes on a search for something to cover his minor cut as Asesino just shakes his head quickly. Asesino: I really wonder where his parents fucked up on him... they must have smoked crack when they were pregnant with him. I could believe him playing it as a part, like he is an actor on The Truman Show..., which gives me a great idea for a prank to pull on him.... But my point is, can anyone really be that odd? Pausing for a moment almost the entire SVO roster crosses his mind. Asesino: Ok, I'll take that back. Just take a look at my opponent this Sunday and enough is said. From the other room you can hear Frank yelling out at Asesino across the house as he either must still be looking for that band-aid or is using the entire first aid kit on his face. Frank: Please tell me we're not throwing out the Kool-Aid! Asesino: Only if you laced it something that is gonna kill me. There is no answer from the other room as Asesino just assumes that Frank has gotten distracted...or has believed that he has bled out all over the floor. Asesino: Anyhow...I implore all of you to try and follow the same diet as The Assassin, cut egg products out of your diet completely...minus bread, I mean one cannot live without bread...but it really doesn't have a lot of egg in it anyhow, so it really shouldn't count...But I digress from that argument and urge you to go egg free and make sure you drink plenty of Amp, the official energy drink of Xtreme Fusion. Grabbing a nearby can he holds it up and smiles in a corny plug for the product as he takes a drink and sets the can back down on the counter as we can once again hear Frank yelling from the other room. Frank: Are you doing another stupid plug for Amp? Asesino: Yes, cause they pay me 500 bucks every time I mention them, and a hundred bucks every time I am seen drinking one. I can always go and pick up an 18 of Sam Adams and go to town during a game. Frank: Fine, plug your damn Amp. Asesino: Thank you.... Now Jack Heart, I know you won't follow my dieting advice and give up your egging ways by Showdown, so with that I know that I will have a substantial advantage over you, and for that I will take it easy on you. I mean you don't even deserve to be in this match and only by the pity of Matt Anderson are you competing against me. Again from the other room you can hear Frank feeding the answer to Asesino. Frank: Mr. Heart! Asesino: Ah yes, sorry about that. He starts to chuckle at the shot he just took at his opponent. Asesino: Your time will come because the road to Vendetta has just started to get interesting and this is where the real fun begins. We finally see Frank re emerge from the back of the apartment and he looks like something from The Mummy as almost his entire head is wrapped in gauze and what looks like a huge band-aid underneath it all. Frank: I am pretty sure I got the bleeding to stop, but we still may have to go to the hospital and get stitches for it. Asesino: You really are a fuckin' idiot, aren't you? Frank: What? I almost died Asesino. Do you not understand that? Asesino: What I don't understand is why everyone else in this company has tougher people around them...and I have you. Frank: Mr. Heart doesn't have anyone. Asesino: He probably has eggs.... yes, even their eggs are tougher then you are. Frank: Do... Asesino: Don't even ask if I mean hard-boiled eggs. No! I mean raw fuckin eggs, raw eggs are tougher then you.... Sometimes you really make it so hard for me to stay sober. I need go play some 360 and calm down. Grabbing his Amp which he takes a drink from and adds another hundred bucks to his endorsement check as he makes his way into the living room to turn his 360 on as Frank stands in the kitchen and seems to be a little confused as he flexes his arms a couple times as he looks at them. Frank: I'm tough....Darn! SpongeBob is on now! Rushing out of the kitchen and almost wiping out on the tile floor in his sock Frank runs into his room and slams the door closed which of course has a large SpongeBob poster on it as Asesino turns his head from the television in the living room and smiles. Asesino: Point proven. |
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