| Chivo Showdown RP | |
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| The Rodriguez Brothers | Mar 2 2011, 06:10 AM Post #1 |
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Fast asleep, in his army cot style bed, is Chivo Rodriguez who lies on his side peacefully. His room is mostly dark with some street light creeping in through a gap in his curtains. He grunts and rolls over onto the opposite side. In front of him is a man sitting in a chair, wrapped completely in bandages with only the eyes and mouth portion of the face visible. The eyes are watching him. He opens his eyes slowly and stares at the figure for a few seconds, taking the image in through the confusion of being awake. His eyes suddenly stretch wide and he begins shrieking wildly. Chivo: ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!! ZOMBIE!!! ZOMMBBIEEEE!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! In the darkness next to Chivo a man with a heavily bandaged face appears to be seated. In return to Chivo's blood curdling scream of terror, the bandaged man screams. Unknown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYIE! ZOMBIES!? ZOMBIES?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME JEEBUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE FIDDLE! Both men continue to scream until finally Chivo calms himself as those screams along with the accent sound familiar to him. Chivo: ..wait...WAIT!! The bandaged man stops screaming for a moment and resorts to breathing heavily. Chivo: Max? Is that you? There is another pause.. Unknown: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAa-wait.. yes. Yes I am. And you're Chivo! Oh I am good at this game! Chivo wipes the sleep out of his eyes and blinks. He then looks at Max who is smiling innocently through his bandages. Chivo: How the hell did you get in here without me waking? It normally only takes a pin to drop for me to wake.. Max: I made sure to not carry any pins with me into the room. Duh. He says so in a somewhat silly manner as if Chivo should have already known that. Max: Hey, Price wanted to know if you wouldn't mind if he borrowed some of those naughty magazines you keep under the mattress. We were checking for bugs before I woke you up.. sorry about that. Chivo shakes his head still confused and half asleep. Chivo: Sure man, whatever. He rolls to his side and grabs a packet of cigarettes off his nightstand. He takes one out and rummages around for a lighter but to no avail. Chivo: Don't suppose Pricey has a lighter does he? Max: No clue. Max digs into his pocket and pulls out a flameless lighter, holding it out. Chivo takes the lighter and clicks it as a fast roaring sound comes from it, lighting his cigarette with speed. He takes a long drag and breaths out a cloud of smoke away from Max as not to cause offense. He then looks at a digital clock on his night stand which reads "3:21am," and sighs. Chivo: So is there a reason you've broken into my apartment at this time of the morning? Max: Nope, no reason at all. He pauses for a second then snaps his fingers, his facial expression hidden from behind the bandages covering his face, the aftermath of a beating he took. Max: I am here to know if you are loyal to me? Chivo looks at Max again and eyes the bandages. He can't help but laugh as he knows Max is playing out his injuries to the extreme. He calms himself before the laughter gets out of hand. Chivo: Ohhh that's why you're dressed like Imhotep? He takes another drag of his cigarette and shrugs. Chivo: Well Max I gave you my word and my loyalty, so that in return I could wreak the benefits of your power. So far you're doing a good job! As for Chezina well he's acting like a complete prick and I'll be raising serious questions about what he did. Chivo looks slightly angry as he takes another drag and this time blows a ring of smoke before speaking. Chivo: But yeah, If it comes to a choice between you or him then you have nothing to worry about. Max: I am suffering from extreme injuries which is why I am dressed up like a toilet paper doll. But.. I am pleased with your answer. Here.. Max extends his gloved hand which contains a vial with blue liquid in it. Max: You'll want to drink that. Chivo takes the vial and studies it with a worried expression on his face. Chivo: What the fuck IS this shit? Max: The antidote to the poison Price jabbed ya with while you were sleeping. Couldn't take any chances, don'tcha know. He winks at Chivo before he leans back in his chair, tapping his hands on his lap. Max: This might seem a little out of character for me to say.. but I sense a great disturbance in the 4th wall.. I think Scotty was just a douche bag somewhere. No matter. Max leaned forward again and waved toward Chivo Max: Bottoms up! Chivo is obviously confused by all this. After all he has just been told that he has poison pumping through his veins towards his heard. He eventually pulls the cork on the bottle and drinks it in one swift motion. After he swallows the liquid he begins gagging uncontrollably. Chivo: Sorry..GLAHH..I have a very sensitive..GLUURRAHH..gag reflex. He holds a hand on his chest, trying to calm himself from any further gagging. Chivo: Is there...burghh..excuse me. Is there anything else? Max: Sensative.. gag.. reflex.. Pulling out a small note pad Max writes that down in his personal notes." Max: Good to know.. anyway, yeah sorry about the poison but it had to be done. You might experience a little anal leakage later, perfectly normal, might even help you lose weight. Anywho, so I have little to know faith in you so I figured since you're a failure as a Sith Lord and a Pirate we might aswell let you into the circle of trust.. Max pulls out a thick black book and holds it out toward Chivo. Max:.. the way of the Ninja is at your finger tips.. Before Chivo even looks at the book he stares at Max with an almost hurt expression on his face. Chivo: ...you have no faith in me? He says softly and almost child like. Max: Let me check... He looks into his notes again. Max: Sensative Gag Reflex.. potentially gay. Nope! He snaps the book shut and looks back at Chivo through his bandages. Max: Not an ounce. Why? Chivo shakes his head. Chivo: Never mind.. He takes the book from Max and looks at the front page. Chivo: "Ask a Ninja Presents, The Ninja Handbook..." Max: Oh so you can read! Whew! Alright, Pricey, we won't have to kidnap a translator now. Max stood up and smoothed out his black suit with his black gloved hands before he looked around Chivo's room. Max: Was a little worried there for a little bit. And Chivo, you're facing Grimnir and Grimfamous in only two days from now which will make it difficult for you to reach a high enough level of Ninjaing in time for that one.. Chivo: Don't worry we'll beat them. Max: AH! But will you pin them instead of just beating them up? This is your first task on your path to becoming a Ninja. Chivo is flicking through the pages with confusion. He eventually closes the book tight and looks across at Max. Chivo: So you're going to train me as a....Ninja? Max: No I gave you the book cause I like the pictures. Dear lord.. and you ask why I might have no faith in you. You're always lost Chivo but soon you can learn to think like me and Price and you'll be back on your game. Speaking of which have you.. uh.. He placed his hand in the area just above his crotch and started to hump the air slowly. Max:.. with Juliana Torres? Chivo looks at Max awkwardly thrusting in his chair. Chivo: No and I hope I never do if it goes anything like that. What about you and Veronika...still ... Chivo begins pumping his hand in an up and down motion in the area where HIS crotch would be. Chivo: ....over her? Max looks confused for a moment as he watches Chivo. Max: .. rolling dice over her? Naw, I am not a gambling man. Thanks' for asking though, means a lot to me, Chivo. But our relationship is one that requires her to never see me. Like with Paris Hilton Chivo raises both eyebrows. Chivo: Awesome. So will there be anything else tonight..my master...or can I try and get back to sleep? Max: Nope! That is all! Hey, did you know I am a hypnotist? Check this out.. you are getting very sle-Price shoot him! THHWIP! A dart shoots through the air out of the shadows and hits him in the neck. He hold his neck for a split second going rigid until finally his eyes roll into the back of his head as he falls unconscious. |
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