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| Los Locos | Jan 29 2011, 08:40 PM Post #1 |
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PWnED! The screen fades in from black…as it always does…in America! El Locon, dressed in a nicely pressed blue suit with a white shirt and red tie stands before the pulpit of America. Looking in to the television set, El Locon addresses the viewing audience. El Locon: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is El Locon. Before we begin with what I have to say, I should probably address the elephant in the room. As you all witnessed on last week’s Showdown, I lost. You also may have noticed that I pushed him to the limit. While I understand that this is no consolation to myself and really has no bearing on the win/loss record of either of us, it helps me to sleep better at night. El Locon looks into the camera with the left side of his face curled into a half-smile. His eyes twinkle with arrogance. El Locon: As far as my opponent this week I’ve seen more of the makeup lady at Showdown then I have Nero. One time, I thought I saw Nero’s head but realized it was just a cantelope sitting on the food table. Both are the same size and shape so it was hard to distinguish. El Locon rolls his eyes and sighs. El Locon: Nero you really haven’t destroyed anybody of worth. You little underwear shitter. You don’t deserve to be in the same match with me. Congrats, Nero, you’re doing fantastic. Yet, I still want to offer you my congratulations on staying irrelevant through the entire ordeal. Only you could make wrestling so utterly boring and uneventful. At the very least Nero, GROW A FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS! El Locon looks down and shuffles through some notecards. After a brief second, he stops and looks back up at the camera. El Locon: Nero, I had to have the stagehands here dig up the last relevant thing you did so I could trash talk you into oblivion for it. Unfortunately, it seems I cannot do that because you haven’t done anything relevant. In fact, Nero, you are the least cared about member of the SVO roster. I believe it was one of the announcers who commented that you might be one of, if not the, single most underrated wrestler on SVO. They are so wrong. You are overrated. You are nothing more than a flash in the pan. You spark up every now and then but ultimately do nothing. When are you going to take wrestling real, Nero? I’m honestly surprised that I have to fight you. Like the nerd who ventures outside of the locker the bully stuffed him in, you just beg to be put back into your place time after time after time. You are so bland and dull to listen to that you make me thank God that you haven’t tried to speak at an SVO event. Do yourself a favor, Nero. Get out of this match. Figure out some way to not walk down the ramp, to not enter the ring, to not wrestle me. You will never be better than me, you lowly, anal juice sucking, bottom feeder. At Showdown, time for me to put another notch in the win column and end your miserable existence as a wrestler. Think of it as a good thing. The loudest noise you’ll make in your career will be you going out the door against the greatest wrestler in SVO….me! The camera fades to black. Edited by Los Locos, Jan 29 2011, 08:40 PM.
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