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Topic Started: Jan 22 2011, 04:58 AM (78 Views)
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It's 9pm as "Believe" by Disturbed starts to play and the opening video montage starts to play for SVO True Sanctioned Story as we see the usual highlight clips from Asesino's SVO career, and for the first time we see some from Asesino's and DVD's feuds over the past 9 years.  The montage comes to an end as we cut to the inside of the San Francisco Hard Rock Café where we see two large black leather couches sitting up on a stage in front of a large 60" plasma television.  There is a decent sized crowd of maybe 200 sitting in front of the stage, most of them staring at the stunning looking Kelly who hasn't been seen on television for quiet some time.

Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another edition of SVO True Sanctioned Story, as many of you may know I am Kelly, the woman behind the host of this show, who at Destiny will be fighting for the SVO Tag Team titles.  So without any further introduction, he is one half of the next SVO Tag Team champions, The Assassin.....Asesino!!

"Stricken" by Disturbed cuts in as the guests in The Hard Rock start booing as Asesino walks out from behind a curtained off area of the restaurant.  He is dressed casual as always wearing a pair of jeans and a brand new Xtreme Fusion hockey jersey featuring their new logo on the front.  He removes his sunglasses and looks out at the booing crowd who are not giving him a favorable reception and just smiles back which seems to just lead to more boos.  Walking up onto the stage he hugs Kelly and gives her a kiss on the cheek as he takes the microphone from her and takes a seat on the right couch and the music fades out.

Asesino: Welcome everyone to the show here at the amazing Hard Rock San Francisco, tonight as advertised I will be having the current SVO tag team Champions, The Rodriguez Brothers as my guests on the show.

There is a loud cheer from the fans at the mention of The Rodriguez Brothers as Asesino shakes his head, not understanding the reception that this brand new team is getting.

Asesino: Really?  You're going to cheer for the team that likes to double team El Locon week in and week out?  But you boo me, the greatest Tap Out champion in this era of SVO.  I am a legend here in SVO, a future Hall of Famer and you do nothing but boo and disrespect me.

The cheering from the fans quickly turns to boos as they obviously don't agree with Asesino's thoughts on either the Tap Out title or his future Hall of Fame status.

Asesino: But then again when has the people's opinion ever mattered to me.  No your opinions have never mattered, because let's face it; you people have no influence over the outcome of my matches.  So boo me all you want, cheer for The Rodriguez Brothers and The Canadian Connection all you want, but it isn't going to do shit.

Motioning over to Kelly who makes her way over to Asesino with a can of Amp, which she hands to him as she takes a seat next to him on the couch.

Asesino: I'd also like to welcome Kelly back onto television, it has been a few months since any of you seen Kelly, who had been turned off from wrestling after a incident involving El Locon, which we won't get into now.  But I am glad she has decided to return in time for this very important match at Showdown, which she will be at ringside for.

Kelly: Thank you Asesino, it is going to be fun making the trip to Las Vegas and being in Xtreme Fusion's corner.  I mean one does have to support her hopefully soon to be fi.....

Asesino: This isn't the time or place to discuss that Kelly.  How about I bring out the new co-host of SVO True Sanctioned Story, something Frank was not happy about, but he is my Tag Team partner, he is one half of the next SVO Tag Team champions, he is DVD!!

"Land of Confusion" by Disturbed starts to play as DVD makes his way out from behind the curtain, dressed in jeans and a Xtreme Fusion t-shirt along with his orange hooded vest.  He makes his way up onto the stage as Asesino gets up from the couch momentarily to shake his hand as they both take their seats down on the couches and Asesino hands him over a microphone.

Asesino: Welcome DVD, how is the man that at Destiny is going to help me reclaim gold in SVO?

DVD: Thanks Asesino and I am doing great.  I'm in amazing shape again, and gonna be even better after our little training session.  I'm also extremely anxious to step back into the ring and win us the SVO Tag Team titles.

Asesino: It won't be an easy match though.  So before we bring out our special guests, I'll ask you DVD if you have any thoughts on our competition.

DVD: I would hardly call them competition. Everyone, including the fans here might find these giants funny, but it is truly going to be funny when me and Asesino crack their shells open and spill their yolks all over that ring in Las Vegas.

More boos come from the fans, as they don't find the joke by DVD as funny as he and Asesino do.  Finishing his Amp Asesino throws the can out towards the crowd which turns the boos to angry yelling from those that don't appreciate getting things thrown at them.

Asesino: For the past couple of years I have spilled a lot of blood onto canvases and made some amazing artwork, I am a bit hesitant to try egg yolk, but guess one has to try everything at least once.....But before we have a full fledge riot here at The Hard Rock, let's bring out our special guests for the show, they will be fighting me and DVD at Destiny for the Tag Team titles, Chezina and Chivo....The Rodriguez Brothers.

Getting up from the couch, Kelly heads off the stage and behind the curtain so she can escort the guests out.  She quickly comes back out, though escorting not The Rodriguez Brothers, but instead a box of Eggos and a carton of eggs.  She walks them up onto the stage and places them down on the couch next to Asesino as she takes a seat next to DVD on the other couch.

Asesino: What?  Were you people really expecting me to have two assholes that blind-side people on my show?  Then you people are stupider then you look, I mean haven't any of you seen the show before?  I would have thought that you people would have caught on by now.

DVD: So what are you going to do?  Interview a box of Eggos and a dozen eggs?

The crowd is getting very unruly now that they understand that The Rodriguez Brothers are not going to be making an appearance.  Asesino's personal security, which he hired for the event, is having their hands full keeping the crowd off the stage.

Asesino: No, Eggos and eggs could never give me the quality interview that I require.  No I brought these two items out here to prove two very important points that I don't think people understand very well, first the box of Eggos.

Standing up from the couch Asesino picks up the boxes of Eggos and stands it up on the floor vertically.

Asesino: Consider this box of Eggos The Rodriguez Brothers, sure if this box attacked me from behind I could get hurt.  I mean they are frozen; they are hard and taste like shit.  My point is though that if confronted face to face, like I am now, they stand no chance.  DVD and me could crush them with the ease of snapping our fingers.

From the couch DVD snaps his fingers as Asesino lifts his right leg and brings it down hard atop the box of Eggos crushing them and sending bits of frozen Eggo across the stage.  A few fans who have seen enough start to make their way towards the exits as other start yelling profanities at Asesino who just turns away from them and goes back over to the couch where he picks up the carton of eggs.

Asesino: While the metaphor may be lost and not understood by the fans, the point is what experience do The Rodriguez Brothers think they have?  How do they think they can compete with wrestlers of the caliber of DVD and myself?

DVD: Yet all these fans cheer for them, blindly without really even knowing how good they are. 

Asesino: Yes, people getting hit with eggs is hilarious, if your not the one getting hit.  But let's see how fuckin funny it is when you people are the ones getting hit.

Opening the carton of eggs up he picks one up and before a lot of the fans in the front can react he throws the egg into the crowd as it hits one man right in the head and splatters out onto a few others.  DVD gets up from the couch and Asesino hands him a few of the eggs and they throw a few more out at the crowd until the security can barely keep the angry and near rioting fans from the stage.

Asesino: Not so funny when you're on the other side of it huh?  Rodriguez Brothers, we are going to expose you for the joke you are at Destiny.  You won't be able to cheap shot your way out of this match.  People always ask the question, which came first, the chicken or the egg.  Well I don't have an answer for that, but after Destiny we will know which one died first.

DVD: Might be time we wrap this show up Asesino.  I don't know about you, but I'd prefer not to be attacked by the angry mob.

Asesino: My co-host makes a good point; so for Kelly, DVD and myself I'd like to thank the Hard Rock Café for their hospitality and we will see you all at Showdown this Sunday!!!!

DVD: Ok Road Dogg, let's get the fuck outta here.

"Believe" by Disturbed starts to play again as DVD and Asesino make their way off the stage and through the curtain out of view of the angry fans as the closing credits for the show start to roll and SVO TV heads to a commercial break.

The following commercial is brought to you by Xtreme Fusion.

We see Asesino and DVD in the locker room backstage in The Goodfellas Casino Arena, in something that was obviously taped days ago.  The two are talking to each other as they notice the camera in front of them.

Asesino: Oh, hi there.  I am SVO superstar Asesino and this is DVD, and we are Xtreme Fusion. 

DVD: Do you ever feel tired, out of energy or just run down?

Asesino: Do you look like El Locon?  If so, you should pick up a can of Amp Energy and give your body the boost it needs to make it through the day and make you not look like an embarrassment like El Locon.

Picking up a can of Amp he cracks it open and takes a large drink as he smiles at the camera while a small disclaimer runs on the bottom say "Amp Engergy will not help you if you look like El Locon, those that look like El Locon should find the nearest bridge and jump off it."

DVD: Amp Energy is the official sponsor of the SVO Tag Team division and of the soon to be SVO Tag Team champions.

Asesino: So grab yourself an Amp and Amp it up with The Assassin and Xtreme Fusion.

Asesino Continues to drink the Amp as DVD cracks open a can for himself as the two toast their hopeful impending Tag Team title win as the commercial cuts to one advertising Destiny on PPV.
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