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El Locon roleplay
Topic Started: Apr 20 2010, 01:10 PM (43 Views)
Los Locos
sVo Contender
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If Canada is America's hat. Canadians are the lice.

The camera fades in from black as it always does… in America!

El Locon stands before the camera, smiling. The Corporation hasn’t said a word. The Corporation hasn’t been in an interview. The Corporation has done absolutely jack friggin squat. The Corporation hasn’t done a single damn thing in retaliation.

El Locon: So, The Corporation hasn’t said a thing.

I mean, what are they doing? Why hasn’t they mentioned Los Locos? Are they training? Are they dead? Are they even…in America?

El Locon: And I’m not worried.

I’m worried. Why hasn’t they retaliated? Am I not worth it? I mean I am El “F-ing” Locon! Why did you say “F-ing”? You’re in your own head! You don’t need to censor yourself. It’s not like your saying it aloud.

El Locon: I’m El “Fucking” Locon.

Great job, idiot. Plus, it sounds like you fuck crazy people.

El Locon: I’m so confident that I will win that I don’t need to say much.

Keep it up. You’re almost through this.

El Locon: But I'm going to talk because I bought this time and I like to talk.

Oh Jesus Christ. Here we go.

El Locon: Why is it, Corporation? Why? Why is it that you do not respond to me? People are waiting to here your stupid Canadian retort. Could it be that your feeble sub-human brain cannot figure out how to create a simple response video? If that were the case, why not write? Why not send a telegram? Why not try to communicate in the clicks and whistles that make up your language?

That made no sense.

El Locon: I believe, Corporation, it is because you are scared. I believe that you are afraid of what facing Los Locos means. Facing Los Locos means automatic loss. The moment you were assigned this match, the recordkeepers marked an "L" next to your name. And why? Because you failed. You failed like so many others. You failed to conquer America.

Building up steam.

El Locon: I think that when the match is over, I'm going to enjoy taking the video tape of your beating and sending it to you and The Canadian Connection for every special holiday that comes up.

Cap it off.

El Locon: At Showdown…we end you.

Forgot something.

El Locon: In America.

Good job. God, I hate thinking.

The camera fades to black.
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