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La Envidia Mata RP
Topic Started: Apr 14 2010, 03:54 AM (49 Views)
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Because La Envidia Mata is very busy, this promo is brought to you by a crazed fan.

Or is it?

Is he epileptic? No. Not eplileptic. Epileptics have seizures; he doesn't have those. Perhaps he's homosexual, then? I am inclined to say no, but I don't know for sure. He could be, no doubt. I mean he is a professional wrestler and they tend to wrestle hot sweaty guys on a daily basis. Who knows? But do you really think that's what causes his warped outlook on life? I don't think that a few homoerotic blowjobs every once in awhile would make this man contemplate ruining the lives of others. Hell if that was the case, then the Industry would be running a muck. Oh wait, they are.

He was a transsexual... was a transsexual. A transsexual. Really? No. He wasn't really a transsexual. He dressed up like one and pretended to be a woman for a short period of time to fool someone. That doesn't constitute transsexualism. A drag queen, maybe. But not transsexual. I'm sure Juliana thinks that he's a transsexual. I bet she thinks he dresses up in fishnets every weekend and parades around in high heels for guys named Chris. Well, that's their real name, but perhaps when they're playing they go by something more like Raven or DJ. Maybe they like it.

But what does any of that have to do with Nothing? Nothing. The very concept is wild, wacko. I can't make heads or tails of it half the time. Everyone is supposed to have nothing, but everyone has something. Look at the fucker. He's got the Corporation for God's sake. I bet his mother loves that, wherever she is. I bet she's proud of her baby boy and the little facade he accomplishes every week. I bet she loved the tea party, I mean tear gas, segment a few weeks ago. I bet that made her clitoris cringe.

Clitoris cringe? Who the fuck says that? I don't say that. That sounds like something DVD would say. Right between “I am the Best” and “I'm going to get sucked off by a cow at the next PPV.” I bet he would say “clitoris cringe.” That's a very DVD thing to say. He would probably put it in the context of Limp, or the Industry like “they're so homosexual they make your mama's clitoris cringe.” Yeah. That's what he'd say, right between talking about his latest battle with Raven and how he's the most dominant man to ever hit SVO.

Slurp! Slurp! Mooooooo Mother Fucker. Your ass is getting sucked off by a cow, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. A ninja calf at that. The only thing that kind of makes me wonder is how much money that will draw on pay per view. Hell, SVO is looking for sponsors. You could be the next sponsor for “Got Milk?” Hell, I bet you would like it. I can just see you sitting in the middle of the ring, rolling your eyes and squeezing on each teet of her udder, you sick fuck. “Here's a 24 inch penis for the moo cow.” Will it be deepthroat?

DVD's only claim to fame is that he beat Angel The Malignant in XWF. Big fucking deal. Everyone has beat Angel The Malignant. Hell, even La Envidia Mata has beaten Angel The Malignant. And all the time you hear “I'm DVD and I'm going to beat Angel The Malignant” when what he's really saying is “Please give me a feud with Angel The Malignant so people will respect me again and I will feel included.”

I'll tell you what lost you respect, DVD. You lost everyone's respect with your shitty showing last year, and DJ running you into the ground over and over. In a simple few months, your ass went from XWF Hall of Fame to SVO Hall of Shame because who the fuck can argue that you were not a piss ant. You were. You were all over the place, getting your ass kicked, and DJ didn't hesitate to remind everyone. And guess what... That means that you went way down the pole. Way... Way down the pole. And Manuel wouldn't let you grab onto his pole to save yourself.

Manuel gave you so many damn opportunities. He basically took you under his wing and said “Look. This is your chance. You either do something, or your going to become a little bitch.” And what happened? What was the outcome of this situation? DVD falls. The Best spirals into the abyss.

Moooooooo! Can you hear that DVD? La Envidia Mata and DJ will be standing in the back drinking decaf coffee, and they have problems with each other, but the sight of a calf sucking you off will allow them some solace. And Melanie will cry, probably. I don't know why, and she probably won't even know why, but when that Calf starts a suckin', everyone will be brought to tears in one way or another.

And you've gone so far down that you decided the only way to climb back up was to join Limp, Stone Cold Javi and Asesino to create the Xtreme Fusion. And how's that working for ya?

Not so damn good, I assume. Who the fuck is left? Asesino. Limp. That's it. Wait, not event Asesino. It's just you and Limp. And both of you are pathetic. You've both lost so much respect that it makes me wonder why the fuck you two still even try? If you can't do it, walk away. Don't sit around and get sucked off by cows. Walk away.

Oh yeah, Ronnie Long's a little pussy too. He couldn't beat La Envidia Mata. Wow. He better go back with his fuck buddies and come up with a new plan to gain some respect, too. You think DVD has it bad? What's that bitter taste, huh? Tastes like Industry cum, I bet.

Mmmmmmm. Industry cum. Right? Is it perfect and marvelous enough for you?

Speaking of jizz-hounds... The only other son of a bitch left is BBD. Here he goes around with his creative clause deal overcoming the odds. You know what BBD, I'm going to tell you something that neither La Envidia Mata, nor Chris Wrestling, nor anyone else has the heart to tell you. The only reason you are making an impact in SVO is because you have had everything handed to you thus far. The only reason you are where you are is because you take advantage of the fact that everything is set for you. If you were to fight on a level plain field, you would be ripped to shreds and fed to the dogs.

You can't wrestle. You never could wrestle. The only reason you beat Chris Wrestling was because he went through everybody while you sat back and watch. Do you honestly think he would have let you won on your own? No. Because you suck, and you can never compare to the talent that Chris Wrestling has. You can never live up to the name that Chris Wrestling has. You can never live up to the power that Chris Wrestling holds, and truth be told, you will be a lower mid-carder in the eyes of all for the rest of your life and soon enough the fans will turn on you and you will be just another piss ant struggling in SVO. You will be what we call a jobber.

And it's not really your fault. You never could stack up to anyone in SVO. You could never be as good as the top stars. This week you get to face Nathan Paradine. What a slap in the face, huh? This will be Nathan Paradine's easiest win to date and all because you screwed Chris Wrestling who would have made a classic with Paradine. And there's a lot more where that came from. Perhaps you should just stick to staying at home, nursing your nagging injuries, and find a new line of work. I heard there is a Wal-Mart in the Chicago area that hires anyone.

You know what really makes me laugh more than anything? Your tag team partner Chris Bond will be in Showdown facing La Envidia Mata... Do you honestly even think you have a chance against The God of Wrestling? HAHAHA! You are being fed to the dogs, you dumb fuck. Do you see how much this company really cares about you? Not at all. La Envidia Mata is going to rip you a new asshole... Wait a minute, you'd like that too much. La Envidia Mata won't do that. But he will take your fucking head off and kick it to the crowd and pose.

Do you have what it takes to beat the God of Wrestling? No. Do you have what it takes to take on the ruler of The Corporation? No. The only talent you have is getting on your hands and knees, arching your back to stick your ass up in the air, and to get fucked over and over repeatedly by every opponent that you face.

And how does that feel?

I bet it doesn't feel so good to know that you're a loser. But everyone sees it. Everyone knows it. IF I were you, I'd give up now before something really bad happens to you. You're in way over your head.

Oh, and then of course there is Travis Williams and Anti-Hero. What can I say about Travis Williams and Anti-Hero? Who are Travis Williams and Anti-Hero? Do we even know? The Corporation has to defend the Tag Team Titles against them because they called out The Corporation. Is that not the most unfortunate thing you've ever seen?

Chris Wrestling and DJ face Travis Williams and Anti-Hero? Who is booking this shit nowadays?

Oh, I get it. It's the classic “what's going to happen when The Corporation face an unknown tag team?” I bet some shit is going to go down, there. I can just feel the tension rising.

Not.

I'm sure we'll have some kind of Industry run in on The Corporation and will probably hit each other and have some kind of standoff to build heat towards their match at the next PPV... blah blah blah... Yawn.

You know, if whoever made this card was smart, he would have booked BBD Vs. Chris Bond in an obstacle course race that involved sliding through whipped cream and groping statues of Saddam Hussein. But what do I know?

I know that Chris Bond is going to be the loser, no matter what... that at the end of the day, he will fall down, down, down, and everyone will point and laugh and he will be considered an even bigger loser than BBD, DVD, Travis Williams and Anti-Hero... He will be considered the lowest of the low.

[La Envidia Mata lifts his musket into the air as he hears a cawing noise.]

KAPOW! Your ass is dead, spiraling to the ground. Poof, the feathers go a flying, and the dog goes to retrieve you.

How's that for disrespect, bitch?

Fuck all of you.

I'm done.
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