| Angel The Malignant Roleplay | |
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| Los Locos | Apr 7 2010, 01:33 AM Post #1 |
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Beauty is a curse on the world. I should know. ~~*STARRING*~~ ------------------------------------ Canadian Crippler - as the "Carver", a deranged individual who finds it "artistic" to mutilate and/or kill his victims with a knife - or in this case, a sledgehammer Starrla - as "Starrla" the victim, a beautiful black woman who is lured to a bar for what she thinks will be an exciting sexual encounter, only to find that the "Carver" has other ideas in mind ------------------------------------ BUT FIRST... A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS! [Sanctioned Violence Organization and Budweiser are proud to present SUNDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN - LIVE, April 11th from The Goodfellas Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. See all your favorite superstars in action - JULIANA TORRES, NIGHT, JOHNNY ALL-STAR, ROSCOE SHAME, EL LOCON, CANADIAN CRIPPLER, and MORE! The Psyko Stevo Memorial Tournament kicks off the first card off the Resurrection PPV to determine who wins $10,000. And speaking of the World Title, let's not forget about Night, who squares off against veteran Johnny All-Star in the main event. Tickets are ON SALE NOW at your local box office, or call TICKETMASTER by phone. This message was presented by SVO.] We come back to recent footage of Canadian Cripp... *ahem*, the "Carver" who's busy doing his number on poor little Starrla. "You see, your knees are of great academic interest to me." "Why?" Additional footage is shown of the "Carver" injecting a syringe into Starrla's leg despite her attempts to stop him. More banter between the two (I mean you know what happened)... blah, blah, etc, etc. Once Starrla becomes immobilized, the "Carver" grabs a sledgehammer from under the bar. "This is going to hurt a little." Gripping! This is better than Days of Our Lives... We pan out to see an excited Angel The Malignant sitting on the edge of his black recliner watching TV. He's wearing a black hoodie with gray baggy sweatpants, knee brace secured around his right leg. A thick cloud of smoke blurs the television screen for a moment as Angel exhales from a long drag of his Marlboro red. He stands up swiftly sporting a disappointed demeanor as the show segues into a commercial after an obvious cliffhanger. C'MON! Those networks really know how to drag you back for more, don't they? Did you see that?!? He was gonna smash her with that sledgehammer! After a short pause, our handsome narrator chimes in to give Angel the bad news. Ummm, Angel... I don't exactly know how to tell you this, but that wasn't a TV show. That happened in real life! Angel appears confused and looks around the room. Who said that? Annoyed by his stupidity, the narrator kicks him in the bad knee. Owww! Hey, watch it! Listen you monkey... lay off the pills for a minute and look at the real picture! Canadian Crippler just sent you a message and the message is REAL clear. He's gonna end your career before it even starts if you don't start taking things seriously. Angel clutches his knee for a moment before heading into the kitchen. Even after the "brutal" cheap shot from his narrator, Angel seems to be walking fine. But I was about to cook some popcorn and toss in my favorite movie, "Weak-end at Ber-knees". I give up. - Angel reaches into a cupboard above the sink and pulls out a bag of popcorn, extra butter variety (who wouldn't?). He heads over to the microwave and sets it for 2 minutes before hitting "Start". Angel does a bit of stretching, using the kitchen counter for support until his popcorn is ready. He takes the steaming-hot bag out of the microwave, adds some salt and shakes it before pouring its contents into a large white bowl. With bowl in hand, Angel walks back into the other room and nestles perfectly into the indent he left on his recliner. With Canadian Crippler's recent footage on his mind, an awkward look occupies his face. Boy, if your wrestling career ever goes south Canadian Crippler, I would seriously consider acting. Your plan was genius! Lure her into the bar, have a few drinks... make her "WEAK between the KNEES", if you will. Sold it perfectly. Then just at the EXACT moment of vulnerability, you move in for the kill. Quite frankly, the possibility of what happened next is a bit disturbing... but BRAVO nonetheless. You must feel on top of the world after such a feat. I mean, manhandling that sweet piece of chocolate must rank RIGHT up there with winning that XWF World Title. Yeah! Pick on someone your own size, ya clown! Please! Please! Let me handle this. Canadian Crippler, you've made it very clear that your objective in life is to inflict pain on others. That Sunday night on Showdown, with no remorse, you intend to target my injured right knee despite my sincere request not to. What you don't know is that my intense rehabilitation program almost has me at full strength and I should be close to 100% come Showdown. Ladies and gentlemen, Angel The Malignant should now be known as "The Imbecile" Angel. - Angel mutters something under his breath, which judging from his mouth looked like "Damn it!". He shakes his head and scratches his chin before looking directly into the camera. So much for the element of surprise. Alright... you listen, and you listen good you... you... you bully! I want this camera to zoom in close, because what I have to say next is extremely important! Closer... closer... c'mon closer!! The camera zooms in so close that it ends up poking Angel in the eye. Heyyyy! After regaining his composure, Angel pushes the camera back so all you can see is his face. Unfortunately, his unusually large forehead prevents the camera from capturing the peak of his black hair. Canadian Connection, you should be ashamed of yourself. A real champion is supposed to represent the face of an organization and all you want to do is strike fear into the eyes of children? No, no, no. Somehow, someway... I'm going to find a way into that Psyko Stevo Memorial Tournament so I get a REAL chance at becoming the FACE of the organization. The day will come where I take that title Night cares so much about and give the SVO fanatics a REAL champion. Caanadian Connectio you may think you've got the advantage on Showdown after what you did to me on Resurrection, but don't be surprised when Los Locos pull a few tricks of our own. Talk about manhandling? Yeah, we'll see. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some very important business to attend to. My brother wants me to pick up my Knees... err... niece from ice-skating practice and I can't be late! ~*~*~*~StATiC~*~*~*~ |
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