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Topic Started: Apr 5 2010, 11:16 PM (33 Views)
Xtreme Fusion
sVo Superstar
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DVD prepares to face.....how many wrestlers?

The scene opens at Staples Center, an all too familiar location. Katie Smith is preparing for an interview, awaiting the set to be done so she can usher in her guest, DVD. It is a small studio specially designed for one on one interviews. However, as she waits, you can hear a banging on the door.

Katie: Who is it?

BAM BAM BAM

Katie gets up and crosses to the door. She opens it. In walks Charles Barkley.

Katie: Excuse me...

Charles: Oh yes. You are Katie Rose, right?

Katie: Katie Smith...

Charles: Well, I just wanted to do an interview promoting my new deal with fruit of the loom. I have a deal in place to promote their comfortable socks.

Katie: Okay....how does this involve wrestling?

Charles: Well, I had a conversation with the Rock once. And I know DVD.

Katie: Thats great. I shook hands with the president, so really this has nothing to do with the business. Now if you excuse me, I am awaiting DVD.

Charles: He'll be late anyway. You know why I am in LA? I am doing a promotional thing for ESPN out here.

Katie: Really? Um, I really am busy...maybe we can continue this later?

Charles: But I haven't told you about the socks yet.

Katie: Why would I want to hear that?

Charles: Because those socks are so darn comfortable! Now, let me explain the unique design of these socks and what makes them so comfortable...

Suddenly and mercifully, DVD appears through the door. He is wearing a white collared shirt with dark denim shorts and black Jordan's. He ia wearing some sharp sunglasses. DVD turns to Charles, and slowly takes off the shades.

DVD: What in the hell are you doing here, Charles?

Charles: DVD, help me explain the socks to her.

DVD: The only thing she wants is for you to leave so she can conduct the most anticipated interview in recent weeks.

Charles: But man, those socks...

DVD: Charles. Tell somebody in the hallway about the socks.

Charles: Good idea. Ill be back.

Charles Barkley walks out, smiling as he does. DVD shakes his head, then turns to Katie.

DVD: So Katie, you have questions. DVD has answers. Thats why I am here. Now ask me the million dollar question...

Katie: You love to dictate how the interview goes...anyway...what are your thoughts on not winning the SVO Tag Team Titles?

DVD: Thoughts? I've had nothing but thoughts about the Tag Team Titles since I joined SVO. But you know, my thoughts and intentions will be made more clear starting this Sunday. You see, my time in the Xtreme Fusion has made me come to a realization, an epihany, if you will. You see, I abandoned the entity that made me into what I am, The Corporation. And Sunday, we shall see how well I can reconnect with all my opponents.....

Katie: What are you talking about?

DVD: Katie Smith, I was the most popular man in wrestling. Now I am one of the most hated. I've been called the John Cena of SVO because of the mixed feelings the fans have. But I have now realized that I must go back to what, to who made me successful. It is a path that threatens me, but it is a path I must walk to regain what I have lost, and that is my infamy.

Katie: Does this so called 'path' have anything to do with winning the Psyko Stevo Memorial Tournament?

DVD: Who?

Katie: Psyko Stevo. A former SVO World Champion.

DVD: Stevo....what? He sounds like a Jackass character. Anyway, PS....Stevie, I think he looks like a Stevie anyway, so thats what we'll call him....

Katie: Well, I think he looks like a Chad.

DVD: Chad? How do you think he looks like a Chad? Chad's not a name that someone 'looks' like. Come on....

Katie: A Chris! I got it, he looks like a Chris.

DVD: Nah, I still think he's closer to a Stevie.

Katie(thinking about it): Maybe you are right.....

DVD: But anyway, as I was saying, Psyko Stevo Memorial Tournament participants, its the classic case of wrong place wrong time. The wrong place, my ring. The wrong time, Sunday. Guys, you are in for nothing but pin, destruction, and your final nightfall. Guys, I'm coming not to pick up an easy win, because everyone knows that I am better than any of you, but I am coming to end your careers. You see, at the risk of sounding like Chris Wrestling, guys, your blood will pour, Sunday, your bones will be broken, and you will be nothing but sacrifical lambs to bring about the old DVD. Its been a long road, but DVD is coming. I'm done promising that Sunday will be the day, you people will know the old DVD is back when I once again am the most feared man in wrestling like I was before. So no more promises. No more guarantees. I'm going to do like I did before. I'll let my skills do the talking.

Katie: Well, what are you going to do now that you are on your own in this match?

DVD: One thing only. I am going to make an impact. I did it countless times before, and I will do it again. Sunday.....damn. Who am I facing again?

Katie:...um, Christopher St. James, Chris Wrestling, Harley Rusbridge, Raven and Beautiful Bobby Dean?

DVD: Ah yes, thats right. Sunday, you will all be just another warm up cast aside and destroyed. You can't stop a moving train.....and you can't stop the Trans DVD Express.

Suddenly, Charles Barkley comes back in, an excited look on his face.

Charles: Hey! Before I forget!....

DVD suddenly snaps his right index finger in the face of Charles, silencing him instantly.

DVD: Not now Charles.

DVD pauses, looks into the camera, and lowers the finger from Barkley's face.

DVD: CAUSE THE BEST!!!!.........

DVD reaches into a pocket, and puts back on his shades.

DVD: ...HASSSSSSS.....Spoken.

DVD leaves as Katie and Charles stand there speechless. The scene fades.
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