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| Xtreme Fusion | Apr 3 2010, 05:25 AM Post #1 |
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We once again join Limp on his journey to Resurrection and to find out “Who Wants To Work for Limp?” Today we catch up with Limp in his Red H3 with his face painted on the hood. Limp’s Hummer comes to a stop in front of “Hollywood Center Studios” in Hollywood California. His door opens and Limp steps out of the vehicle. Limp is dressed in Blue Jeans and an Xtreme Fusion T-Shirt with a red trench coat. Mercedes, and Mia are already waiting for him. Limp looks at the two ladies and he looks upset. Limp: What in the hell happened to Meredith? Mia and Mercedes just shrug their shoulders. Limp: Well fine Meredith is eliminated from the competition. Damn, this competition is dropping competitors just as fast as my match at Resurrection. And just like Resurrection we are down to two other people. Mia and Mercedes the competition today will be the best one yet. We are here at “Hollywood Center Studios” to do one thing. We’re going to do a little fact checking on Chris Wrestling. We’re going to see just how realistic all of his “Hollywood” stunts are in his little “fight scenes”. You two will sit down and watch all of the tapes from both DJ and Chris Wrestling over the last couple of days and attempt to prove to me that some stunt or fact of theirs is false. Whoever does the best job will be named the winner of the competition and will join me in my business ventures. Is everything clear? Mia and Mercedes both nod their heads and begin to walk away. Limp: Before you go I figured you might need a little help and I hired some people to help you out. Mia your partner for this challenge is MythBusters own Jamie Hyneman and Mercedes you get MythBusters Adam Savage. They are awaiting you guys in your designated areas so go forth and humiliate my opponents! Mia and Mercedes walk away and Limp smiles at the camera. Limp: I’m excited about this competition. I can’t wait to see what great stuff they come up with to make Chris Wrestling and DJ to look like even bigger fools then they actually are. That’s not the only thing Limp is looking forward to. This Sunday I go after my first championship in SVO… even though the match is a foregone conclusion. I have been looking forward to this moment since I walked away from wrestling about two years ago. “Don’t you know who I am? I am the man that you will never be!” Sounds and Limp reaches into this coat and pulls out his cell phone. Limp: Hello? Limp waits for a response as he has a puzzled look on his face… you know the one that you get after watching a Chris Wrestling match. Limp: How in the hell have you been? Limp holds his index finger toward the camera and begins to pace back and forth while talking. Limp: What in the hell are you doing out here? A sadistic smile crosses Limp’s mouth as he looks over to take notice where the camera is at. Limp: Listen this is a bad time. What are you doing in a couple of hours? We can meet up and re-live some of the old days. Silence. Limp: Alright tonight at 10pm…. Minneapolis Time. Limp hangs up his cell phone. Limp: Marvelous. Limp looks at the camera and then nervously looks around. Limp: Umm… let’s go check on the ladies shall we? Limp quickly leads us into the building and to a door. He opens the door and Mercedes and Adam Savage are sitting down watching some Surveillance clips of Chris Wrestling fighting off convicts back from 2006. Adam Savage appears to be enjoying himself a lot considering he got hosed by being with the ugly chick with the deep voice. Limp: How is everything going in here? Adam Savage: Well I’ve already noticed a couple different “Hollywood” stunts here in this fight scene. It has been a rather comical event if you ask me. Limp: Well good because I want to see some good stuff. Mercedes: Well trust me we’re going to win this competition and you’ll be seeing a whole lot of me. Limp: That’s what I was afraid of. Limp closes the door as he leaves to head over to the other team. Limp crosses the hall and opens up another door and walks in on Mia and Jamie Hyneman who are sitting around laughing and having a good time. They appear to have a DJ tape playing but they don’t appear to be paying any attention to it. Limp: What is going on in here? Are you guys working or socializing? Mia: Wel- Limp: I don’t want to hear your excuses. You two better win because I don’t want to be associated with that ugly girl. Nobody will ever let me live that down. You two focus! Time is ticking away! Limp walks out of the room and slams the door. FIVE HOURS LATER We find ourselves standing outside the “Hollywood Center Studios” by Limp’s Hummer with Mr. Limp awaiting his two teams to come out and show us what they’ve come up with. Limp: Welcome to the finals ladies and germs sitting at home. In a few minutes we will find out who will be my brand new secretary for my Training Facility back in Tennessee. Mercedes and Savage come on out and show me what you got. Mercedes and Savage exit the Center carrying a steel pipe, a realistic looking dummy, and pushing a cannon. They set everything up and then address Limp. Mercedes: You see we watched a lot of dumb stuff over the last few hours but we decided to prove the most ridiculous thing in the world false. Savage: You see we had plenty of stuff to pick from but when I saw that Wrestling character stick a steel pipe through another inmates leg I knew we had our winner right there. Limp: Alright demonstrate it for me. Mercedes and Savage hang the dummy up using a little scaffold they were able to get their hands on. Mercedes takes the steel pipe and desperately tries to stab it through the leg of the dummy. Savage: That is no ordinary dummy there Limp. I’ve re-enforced the dummy’s leg so it’s like it has real human bones on the inside. It’s about as realistic as you can get without it living and breathing. Limp: Well that’s all well and good guys. But Mercedes there looks to be about maybe 120lbs. Why don’t you take over Savage and give it a few whacks. Mercedes hands the steel pipe over to Savage who puts everything he has into trying to stick this pipe through the leg of the dummy but is unsuccessful time and time again. Limp sits back quite amused by Savage and Mercedes display. Savage: So as you can see this just isn’t “humanly possible”. But now just for the hell of it we brought this pipe shooting cannon and plan on puncturing that dummy. Savage and Mercedes then roll the cannon up and line it up with the Dummy’s leg. They light the wick on the cannon and within seconds a steel pipe comes flying out of the cannon hrough the leg of the dummy. The dummy then falls from the scaffolding. Mercedes and Savage jump up and down happily as Limp looks on with amusement. Limp: That was great. Now bring out the other team! Hyneman and Mia don’t come out. Limp is annoyed by their tardiness and heads into the Center to find them. He barges into the room they were working in and finds nothing… absolutely nothing is left in the room. Limp looks confused and heads back outside where Mercedes and Savage are standing. Limp: This can’t be happening! Suddenly Jamie Hyneman comes crawling out of the alley and Limp runs over to him to find out what in the hell is going on. Hyneman: Mia and I were attacked… by a skinny blonde guy. I don’t know what he did with Mia. Limp: Well then I guess I have no other choice but to announce that Mercedes is the winner of the competition. Congratulations you start on Tuesday Mercedes. Limp turns around to congratulate Mercedes and Mercedes rips her wig off revealing long blonde hair. The person then “un-stuffs” their bra and tosses the toilet paper on the ground. Savage watches in shock and then suddenly gets super kicked in the face. Hyneman stands up and he too gets super kicked in the face. Limp looks on in utter shock as Mercedes was really….. JOHNNY! Johnny: Hello Limp! Pleasure working with you again. Scene Fades. |
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