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Limp
Topic Started: Mar 25 2010, 01:52 PM (62 Views)
Xtreme Fusion
sVo Superstar
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On March 24th 2006 Limp walked away from the sport of Wrestling. Limp left on his terms but with a bad taste in his mouth. 2 months ago Limp decided to make his comeback in American Championship Wrestling. Limp as we know is a grizzled veteran and wasn’t well liked in this place called ACW. But he was determined to make his comeback to the sport he grew up loving.

His first appearance with the XWF federation was inside the brand new Four Winds Casino in New Buffalo Michigan where Limp had travelled to begin his plans for his future, and also the future of the Wrestling Business. Limp had planned to win so much money at the Casino that he would open up a new training facility where he would train young athletes and teach them respect and how to play the game.

Limp ended up winning a substantial amount of money at the Casino and also met a Casino Host who also sold real estate. Limp talked the Host into coming to Tennessee with him to purchase a new facility. Limp and his new real estate agent Michael made their way to Tennessee where Limp purchased a facility that used to be a Gold’s Gym.

It was at this facility where Limp would introduce us to his newest students. There was Big E a 7 foot big man who actually was quite agile, which means he could do more then just Power bomb and Choke slam people. Next was Damien a rough and tough biker looking dude who looked like he just needed a wing to climb under. “Superstar” Burt Adams, who you could tell was going to be Limp’s biggest challenge, only because he seemed to be just like him. A Tag Team featuring Jack Young and “Phat” Dave Dewey; Jack looked like he possessed a lot of speed and skill, and Dave… well… he was about 600lbs and basically was going to have to lean on his size to beat people… because he certainly wasn’t going to be throwing any dropkicks. And then there was The Apocalypse, a quite face painted wrestler who didn’t say a word until he was provoked, and that is when it was known why he went by the name “Apocalypse” as he was quick to preach after provoked.

But that was 2 months ago… what seemed like a lifetime ago. A couple of weeks ago Limp was at home contemplating hanging up his boots again when his cell phone rang. It was DVD, and DVD floated the idea of wrestling in SVO and Limp jumped at his opportunity to once again be on the wrestling Payroll. That lead us to just the other night at Showdown where Limp showed up with Xtreme Fusion, and faced The Corporation, announced he was once again a member of The Xtreme Fusion, and also signed up to take place in the Roulette Night at this week's Showdown. We now join Limp where any normal wrestler would be getting ready for a big match at a show…. A bakery?

Limp: I bet you all would like to know why you are here in this bakery wouldn’t you? Of course you would because you people want to know everything. You want to know how many ladies Limp has been with, which is none of your business. You little SVO’sers want to know how many times Limp uses the restroom which is also none of your business. And a popular one since Showdown, you fools want to know why Limp has once again joined the Xtreme Fusion? Well it’s your lucky day because I’m going to answer that question for you right now.

Think about it for a second. Why wouldn’t Limp join The Xtreme Fusion? Limp is a winner, a Champion, a legend, and the greatest tag team wrestler to ever live. Did anyone honestly think I would be affiliated with a lack luster group of individuals like The Corporation? I didn’t come to SVO to befriend people who didn’t like me the first time. I came back to prove a point, and that point is that I am what I say I am… Limp.

Now all you little SVO’sers are in for another little treat. I’m actually going to tell you why in the hell Limp is in this bakery. I’ll admit it’s a little unorthodox for a marvelous specimen like myself to be in a Bakery less then a week away from a Showdown match. But I’m here in search of some help… no not the greatest apple pie recipe. But Limp is looking for someone to be his personal assistant for his brand new Xtreme Fusion Training Facility. Running a facility is hard work when you’re Marvelously Manhandling jabroni’s like Night, Devereux, Raven, and DJ every week. Now unfortunately my applicants aren’t here yet, but that is going to give me a little time to discuss my upcoming match at Showdown.

Limp spent some time looking at possible opponents for Showdown. For all those “slow” SVO fans out there, and there is a lot, let me go ahead and announce some of them for you. First, from Winnipeg we have La Envidia Mata. Funny fact here about Envidia, not only did I make him look stupid on XWF but I’ve never lost to someone from Winnipeg. You want to know why? Because nobody is ever from Winnipeg!

Next up we have our boy from Calgary, Chris Wrestling. Damn Chris I’ve done more in Las Vegas then you have in the entire country. I was Vice President of a fed called Corporate Wrestling Federation, with a guy that some of the boys in the back will know, Asesino. I’ve won so much money in Vegas that I’m outlawed from most places. Las Vegas is the official home of the original Xtreme Fusion Training Facility… I bet you didn’t know that Chris. I’ve since purchased more facilities and placed them in Minnesota and Tennessee. So you see Chris I think I’m more Vegas then you will ever be.

Then there is Raven, now see it would make sense if this guy was from the clouds. But he’s not, he’s from Vancouver, British Columbia. Raven is one of those guys that thinks he’s bad ass because of where he is from. Raven, you’re a poser. You’re not a Wrestler and you don’t belong in Canada… on second thought maybe you do. That way when the Limp hits you will sink into the snow with the rest of Canada.

I also think Raven is a weakling, you can tell just by looking at him. He feels bad for his past convictions and is out here trying to fight for all those stupid SVO’sers who sit in the nosebleed seats and use binoculars to try to see the action in the ring. You make me sick Raven!

Excuse Limp for a second.

Limp hops over the baker counter and grabs a glass. He walks to the fridge and pulls out a gallon of milk and pours some into the glass before returning the milk to the fridge. Limp chugs the milk and tosses the glass into the sink and you hear it shatter. Limp makes his way back to the counter and leans up against the cash register.

Limp: Where in the hell was I? Oh yeah, last and certainly not least we have DJ. I’m probably most familiar with him, that doesn’t mean that Limp gives a crap about him. He walked out on XWF, and I won’t let him come in here and bully his way back into a position of power to please the SVO’sers.

This is my time to take the next step and become the Champ of the Sanctioned Violence Organization, and at Showdown that is exactly what I intend on starting doing. I don’t care if I have to bury everyone in the dirt at Showdown that is what I’m going to do to ensure I leave SVO the SVO World Heavyweight Champion.

As Limp finishes talking the door opens and the little bell attached to it rings letting everyone know someone has just entered the bakery. The camera pans over to see who it is but Limp jumps the counter and grabs the camera and puts it back on him.

Limp: You look at what I want you to look at, and right now all you need to be concerned with Mr. Camera guy is Limp. I don’t care if it was The Pope that just walked in here. I am the most important person in the SVO world right now. It’s not Night, or any of the other pieces of trash in this company.

Now what we’re going to do is hold a little contest over the next couple of weeks. Each week there will be a competition and I will hand pick the winner, and each week I’ll cut some people. When it’s all said and done we will know “Who Wants To Work For Limp?”

Limp points to the sitting area of the bakery and there are 10 Girls sitting around in bikinis. Yeah I know… it’s pretty weird that we’re in a bakery in the first place, and now it’s a bakery full of half naked women. Sounds like the best kind of bakery ever!

Limp: I would like you to meet the ten girls competing to be the Secretary for the Xtreme Fusion. Meet McKenzie, Mckayla, Mallory, Margaret, Megan, Melissa, Monique, Mia, Meredith and Mercedes!

The camera pans around the room showing off the ladies, and they seem to get hotter as it goes along. Limp once again grabs the camera and puts it back on him.

Limp: Today is the first competition and somebody will get booted right here in the Bakery. Now I know everyone must be wondering what kind of contest could possibly be held in a Bakery. It’s not going to be a food fight, and it’s not going to be a taste testing. I’m not looking for these ladies to invent their very own baked good. What we will be doing is resurrecting an old time favorite of mine…. The PM Pie.

The ladies look around at each other confused as Limp continues on giving them instructions.

Limp: The PM Pie is something I created back in the day. I was causing guys all sorts of trouble by showing up and randomly tossing a sweet PM Pie in their face. So now what we will do is I will show the ladies a picture of what the PM Pie looks like and from there it is their job to figure out how it was made and recreate it. It shouldn’t be that hard, I mean I’m giving them a Bakery to use. So here you go ladies take a look at this picture and then get to work.

Limp hands each of the ten girls their own copy of the photographed Pie. The girls all quickly scurry off to the kitchen to figure out the Pie. Limp pulls a PM Pie out from under the counter and runs his finger over the top of the pie like you would the frosting on a cake, and then sticks it in his mouth.

Limp: You know I personally had a lot of fun wrestling in tag matches back in the day. Hell, half of my fondest memories are of tag team titles I’ve held. Whether it was with DVD, Asesino, or Stone Cold Javi I haven’t regretted a single Tag Team Partner. Those gentlemen have helped me to become the greatest tag team wrestler alive today. I could probably win the Tag Team Titles with a hot dog as a partner.

I could sit here and talk about all of the things I’ve done in the past and so could everyone else. But the past isn’t going to do any of us any good at Showdown. At Roulette Night I fully intend on making all of you my b*****es and become one step closer to the World Championship.

The attention Limp and the camera man are diverted to the back of the baker where flour is being hurled across the room. Apparently chaos is breaking loose between the ladies. Limp and the cameraman head into he back of the bakery where Limp is randomly hit with a stick of butter.

Limp: HEY! That’s enough!

The ladies stop their little food fight that has developed and look at Limp. The ladies are all pale white from the crazy amount of flour that was just wasted in that brief food fight. Limp looks about the room quite disappointed.

Limp: Is that how you act in the presence of someone as Simply Marvelous as myself? You act like little kids. Now all I asked for was that you guys simply recreate what you saw in the photo. It wasn’t that hard. Did anybody get the job done?

A hand slowly rises from the back of the crowd. An extremely skinny woman steps forward and Limp tries hard not to grimace. This woman is clearly the ugliest woman of the bunch and you can tell Limp is dumbfounded as to how she made it through the screening process.

Limp: And what’s your name?

Mercedes: (in a deeper voice for a female) My name is Mercedes.

Limp: Well let me see your pie. I guess if nobody else completed it you’ll win immunity if it looks even remotely right.

Mercedes grabs her pie off of the counter and walks up to Limp and hands him the pie. Limp grabs the pie in one hand and then walks over to the sink area and pulls a cart out from under the steel sink and countertop. The cart is full of Pies and Limp compares the pie given to him by Mercedes to the pies on the cart.

Limp: Well you know I don’t believe this… but you’ve made the pie EXACTLY how it should be made.

Mercedes: Of course any decent fan knows that it’s simply whipped cream in a pie pan with brown frosting being used for the “PM”.

Limp: Well there you have it. I have no other choice but to reward you with Immunity for the upcoming elimination. Now for the hard part. Monique, Melissa, and Mckayla would you all please come up here?

Monique, Melissa, and Mckayla all walk up to Limp with flour all over them still. Limp looks at the three of them and sighs.

Limp: I’m sure you are all great girls but I’ve got to make a decision and send some of you ladies home. But don’t worry you’ll get some great parting gifts. Well without delaying this any further Monique and Mckayla you guys are eliminated. Here have a pie.

Limp hands both Monique and Mckayla a pie but it seems to do little to console them as they have just been eliminated from the competition. The ladies just stand there shocked holding their pies in their hands. Limp then quickly puts his hands under theirs and lift up sending the two pies into their faces. Limp then grabs a 3rd pie from the cart and slams it into Melissa’s face.

Limp: Oh yeah you’re eliminated too Melissa.

The pie slamming has restarted the food fight and the girls start throwing flour and other baked goods again. Limp just smiles and grabs yet another pie from the cart and slams it into the lens of the camera turning the screen black.
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