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I HaHa You Just Ha; Fuck If I Know, A RP
Topic Started: Mar 24 2010, 05:44 AM (98 Views)
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Inside his house, ice pack in hand... Ronald M. Long takes a seat on his couch. Taking his right leg and extending it out to prop his foot on the glass top coffee table. He examines the damage, the bruises, and the swelling before setting the ice pack down on top of it.

'Holy freaking hell! Sunday was a rough night! I made my return to the squared circle and was very successful...'

With his knee damaged, the idea is, how successful was he. Could the knee be a hinder for him at the next show? When he has no clue who he will face, what type of match it will be, nor what awards could be given to the winner of such said match?

'Nah, I did not injury this bitch wrestling. I was celebrating and started drinking. Jager Bombs all night long! When suddenly, someone dared me to jump from my hotel balcony to poolside. Safe to say, what did not kill me, fucked my knee up like a mother!'

Knowing his drinking will lead to him failing in the ring, Ronald has a thought of maturity for a minute or so. Pondering if his partying is out of hand, and if he needs to focus on becoming the superstar he swears to be.

'What NAT? My drinking being out of hand? Shit, I am tamed compared to me three years ago. And why in the hell do you keep calling me Ronald? The name is Ronnie, SAY IT BITCH!'

Ronald Marcus Long, that is your name. I am professional, I refuse to use a name such as RONNIE to talk about you. Keep talking and you will be deemed the God awful nickname the kids in middle school use to call you!

'Who the hell told you about that NAT? I'll fucking stab them in their throat and hang'em by their balls!'

Your mother did! She in fact, told me a lot. Amazing how women start to talk when they want something.

'Dude, please tell me you are fucking kidding! Did you hit on my mom? You talk about professional, yet you are tossing out momma insults? I swear, if my agent would fucking return my calls, your ass would be filing for some Obama Money!'

Hey, Ronald... You know that piece of paper you signed when you came to sVo?

'My contract?'

Yeah that thing... I have one too! If you fire me, I sit at home and collect the same pay without changing my fucking underwear. So be my guest sparky! You are the one paying my salary!

'Man, that is a load of bullshit! Just do your damn job! If I am paying you, I am your boss. You do as I say, or that will equal to your contract being null and voided! Got that cum gulper?'

As Ronald thinks about the list of possible names he could be thrown in the ring against, and the different stipulations to be added to the match, he suddenly has an idea!

'There is some bitch wearing gold in sVo. I know I can beat her quicker then she beats The Corporation in the hotel room where she is passed around. The Las Vegas Championship... Yeah, I think that belt would suit me perfectly! Just picture it... The number one sinner of them all, the champion of Sin City! I would be the face of that place. What more could a guy like myself ask for?'

Ronald has failed to realize that a World Championship Contender spot may also be given at the show. Or does he feel he cannot compete with the men of sVo?

'MOTHER FUCKER! I can beat anyone! Night... Come on, that dude is nothing more than a nightmare of boredom! His idea of beating an opponent is boring them into submission. In fact, I think I saw him in some porno awhile back. The name was like New Moon, and this fuck was getting railed by some other nerd wearing a mask who came screaming, XTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, and saying something about Night being his personal bitch. And some other thing about bending him over and showing him why he was beaten for the Hardcore Title? I am not sure if this promotion is PG rated or not, but I am Rated LONG! Ask Paige, that bitch knows it!'

As Long made his narrator laugh from mental images of Night and Peter Gilmour ass pounding one another, Ronald pulls out his cell phone and shows it to the camera. A nice pair of about C cups are shown.

'That right there my friends is Paige Johnson. Let's just say that little party and that dare, she was in on it! And when that bitch gets a little JAGER on her tongue, she becomes a ring rat from hell! No wonder she is in this line of work. By the way, e-bay user LongMemberSince80, and you too can have these tig ol bitties signed and sent Fed EX to your door steps.'

Ronald, focus, SHOWDOWN!

'Oh yeah, hmm... The Corporation blows, Xtreme Fusion cannot spell EXTREME right, so they must be PG Rated want to bes. Johnny All-Star is an old bastard who couldn't be anything worth mentioning in sVo a few years ago... Banks is bankrupted... Shame Fame is a character... The Teacher is in special ED classes himself. Weapon X, or shall I say JM, is a foolish old man who needs to keep his nose out my business. And the rest of the sVo Locker Room, man just fuck off. I do not have the desire nor need to name you backwoods or Canadian bred incest produced retards. 2010 is about to become a LONG ASS YEAR! The fun and games are funny for awhile. However, I am not amused when I see some of you. Do not mistake me for some bitch boy trying to be the class clown. I am a silent killer, trained by the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, OO-RAH! I have been trained in several forms of martial arts, all the way to close quarter hand to hand combat. When you step into the ring with me, you'll feel the effects of the LONG SHOT, and that is the ONLY SHOT you have, and no matter what, YOU HAVE NO SHOT IN WINNING! Ronald or Ronnie, Mark or Marcus, but the last name has never changed. It's going to be a long night for some unlucky bastard Sunday. Like that song, Waking Up In Vegas! I am just hoping Unluck Be A Lady with some fucking GOLD!'

Ronald throws the ice pack on the table and stands. He smirks before heading for the door. With a goal in mind and gold on his mind... Ronald Long is a man destine for something great!
Edited by IM Hate, Mar 24 2010, 07:06 AM.

"The Long Shot" Ronnie Long
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