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Topic Started: Mar 23 2010, 01:59 PM (52 Views)
Xtreme Fusion
sVo Superstar
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DVD has the most downloaded video right now on the net.

The scene opens up with a replay of a VH1 music video show. The show is titled, 'This week's top downloaded music videos'.

We skip all the way to #1, an announcer's voice speaks as clips of #5-#2 are replayed. Suddenly....

Announcer: Coming in at #1, a surprise to most as the person responsible for the video isn't even really an artist. But this man has a knack for entertainment, voted one of America's top 5 charismatic men, up there with the likes of John Cusack and The Rock. Coming in with over 15,000 downloads estimated in less than 30 minutes, it is SVO wrestler DVD, alongside John Mayer with 'You can't stop this train'. Disclaimer.....the views expressed in this video are not the views of VH1 or any of its affiliates.

The video opens with John Mayer on guitar standing alongside DVD on top of a speeding bullet train. The train is speeding its way through all types of terrain. John begins playing as the music to John Mayer's 'Stop This Train' from his album 'Continunum' plays.

DVD:

La Envidia Mata I'm not a fool,

I know it will be easy to beat you,

I've tried to keep an open mind,

but I can't excuse your flings with Chris Wrestling tonight...

You can't stop this train.....

The Trans DVD Express

Moving through this game,

We call wrestling, that you can't do, cause you are lame,

You know you can't...

Honestly....you know you can't stop this train.....

I've told you how you are gay,

a buffet of sausage everyday....

A whole generation of Torres pass,

Just like them, any man can tap yo ass....

You can't stop this train.....

The Trans DVD Express

Moving through this game,

We call wrestling, that you can't do, cause you are lame,

You know you can't...

Honestly....you know you can't stop this train.....

(bridge plays)

DVD: You Know Mata, many have tried, but the fact remains, in pressure situations, no one out does DVD. It doesnt matter how much *bleep* you suck, all your gay friends won't matter when you get in the ring with me.

(bridge ends)

La Envidia Mata, you hide from the truth,

You say yes quicker than a ho in Cancun....

Your're only good for reach-a-rounds,

And when a man asks, you eagerly go downtown.....

But on Sunday Showdown this week,

I hope we fight because you're in for a crushing defeat,

When you stop kissing Chris Wrestling's feet,

thats when you might be able to stop me,

You can't stop this train....

The result will always forever be the same, everyday....

Don't think that your boyfriend will mean a thing,

You've had your chance....

You've tried your hand,

Mata, honestly....you are unable to stop this train....

Once in a while,

You have flashes of brilliance,

But you flounder in time,

and go back to your lameness,

You feel safe and sound...

In Wrestling's arms, but he's not around, till you make him scream,

And I'll be driving away with the Xtreme Fusion.....while your're singin...

Stop that train....

The Trans DVD Express

Was too much again....

The problem with being gay

is that I have no friends,

I know I can't...

Cause Now I see....

I'll never stop that train....

The video fades to clips of DVD Shadow Smashing opponents like Chris Wrestling and Raven, then delivering the DVD Cutter to DJ and then a crushing kick to the skull to Juliana Torres.

Announcer: This video has over 2 million downloads worldwide, and counting. DVD may have some questionable comments in this video, but he does deliver with entertainment. Perhaps it is no coincidence that DVD and Xtreme Fusion can't get along with The Corporation. This has been 'This week's top downloaded music videos'. Till next week.

The TV flips off. DVD is standing next to it with a remote. The camera pans and shows the SVO Interviewer with a microphone.

DVD: Isn't that brilliant? Doesn't that make it clear that I am the most entertaining and charismatic man in SVO? You make sure that video airs on SVO time.

SVO Interviewer: Okay, I can do that, but I want to ask you how you feel about your match this week.

DVD: Whoever I face this week is facing an angry DVD. A DVD who has a crazed, herpes infected, uberly dorky prostitute chasing after his genitals. Juliana Torres, no matter how hard you try, you will never be what I am. Even as Las Vegas Champion, DVD IS BIGGER THAN JULIANA TORRES. Face facts toots, its easy for game to recognize game, and this is one time you should recognize I outclass you. Yes, I know, whats your phrase? 'Book Of duh page 172'? You pinned me, I was distracted, One of my exes was in the front row, and by God she gives the best head ever. At any rate, I was distracted with thoughts about how she gagged on the DVD Popsiscle, when you caught me. Good for you. But next time, the only Book you will be referencing will be the book which you wrote shortly after the Book Of Duh, and that is the Book of Dork, and the pages you will be reading will be pages 2 through 204, cause all of those pages will chronicle how I will beat your Down Syndrome Sister having, ublerly overrated dorky ass all across the ring!

DVD pauses for a moment, possibly realizing he got off topic.

DVD: But La Envidia Mata, you are a person who DVD was warned about. Back in the day, some said you could beat me. Well, we never had that match. But soon will be the day that I smack you back to Chris Wrestling's Calgary apartment. Maybe the La Envidia Mata of old could rival me, but this pathetic, cross dressing freak I will be looking at in my ring cannot hope to stop the man most charismatic...most prolific....The most Epic.....heheh....and the most talented. You see just like how Juliana Torres struggles to remain 'epic' in her own mind, you have tried to remain relevant in SVO. But both of you will realize one thing you have in common.....both of you are genetically pre-disposed to being inferior to ME. In other words, you werent born with the ability to surpass me. At the end of the day....La Envidia Mata son....just like the song says, You Can't stop this train....and that train is the Tank, The Trans DVD Express.

DVD smiles, as the door opens, in enters Denzel Washington, who had been waiting for DVD.

Denzel: Hey man, I was waiting on you. You done here? We got things to do my man!

DVD: Ah of course. I got carried away. Lets go.

Denzel looks over at the SVO Interviewer.

Denzel: You tell that La Envidia Mata guy that DVD is a wrestler like none other. DVD is worth his weight in gold. My boy DVD is a brand name. Like Pepsi. A Brand name. I stand behind him, I guarantee him. Everybody knows that, even if no one knew me any better than they knew the chairman of General Mills.

DVD leans close to the SVO Interviewer's microphone.

DVD (hushed tone): Cause the Best.....has spoken.

DVD and Denzel walk out. The SVO Interviewer is left standing there.

SVO Interviewer: I forgot to ask!......DVD, is it true that you have a seventeen inch body part!?

Of course DVD does not hear this, and the scene fades with the SVO Interviewer once again not finding out the truth of the hottest topic on the online dirt sheets.
Edited by Xtreme Fusion, Mar 23 2010, 02:04 PM.
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