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Combat Sex Symbols by visiting a symbol of sex; Steven Steele/TJ Raven joint rp
Topic Started: Jul 17 2008, 04:48 PM (252 Views)
TJ Raven
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//Open scene on the vast Nevada desert. The sky overcast with a blanket of dark gray cloud cover. We find ourselves standing in the parking lot of a large white building, pin-up girl posters in glassframes, similar to movie theatre style placard the walls. 2 sets of double doors, each atop a different concrete set of steps lead inside. We've made our way to Sheri's Ranch, a local brothel about an hour outside of Las Vegas.

In this parking lot amid the occasional vehicle whose occupant is undoubtedly involved in some less than moral activity inside we find TJ Raven. He's seated on the curb, forearms resting on his knees, a lit cigarette dangles between his index & middle finger.

With each passing moment he looks up the only road in sight. A sureway to know if anyone is on their way to the establishment given that the road passed Sheri's is non-existant since the pavement ends and just becomes a trail long since forgotten among the brush and sage.

Finally with a sigh TJ sees an approaching vehicle. He raises his cigarette to his lips and stands. Brushing the dirt off of his pants from where he has just been sitting\\


TJ: Oh good, maybe this is him.

//TJ's eyes squint trying to get a better look at the approaching car. It looks to be a taxi\\

TJ: Nope. Just a cab. Fucker is running late!

//Disappointed at the approaching vehicle TJ just shakes his head and turns to face the building. Raising the cigarette to his lips for a drag, TJ is surprised when he hears the pulling up car's door open & close and a familiar voice\\

Steele: Hey Jeu!

//TJ sputters and coughs at this greeting. Hacking out smoke TJ is forced to spit.

He turns toward the voice and sees Steven Steele. The cab now pulls away from the curb leaving TJ & Steele standing alone in the parking lot\\


TJ: Did you just call me a jew?

//Steele chuckles at TJ, whose face has reddened from his coughing fit mere seconds earlier\\

Steele: Sorry. I meant to say 'you' not 'jew'

//TJ raises an unbelieving eyebrow at Steele\\

Steele: What? I did.

TJ: Mm-hmm.

//TJ & Steven both now turn to look at the building, Steele is the first to speak, semi-confidently and yet unaware at why they're standing here of all places\\

Steele: So, of all places you want to meet up...here?

//TJ smirks at the question from Steven\\

Of course here. We're facing 2 alleged 'Sex Symbols' this week right?

//Steele nods in acknowledgement\\

TJ: So the way I see it, what better way to prepare for an encounter with self-proclaimed sex symbols than to visit the real thing. A true symbol of sex.

//Steele shifts his weight from one leg to the other looking up at the 2 sets of double doors ahead, not sure if he's supposed to just walk in or wait for TJ to start walking or how this is supposed to work. Rather than worry about it Steele speaks again

Steele: TJ, we may have to cut a Discovery Channel type deal here, I'm not sure if Hart and Peters know about the birds and the bees yet/

//Turning his attention away from the building TJ answers Steele\\

Ha! The birds and the bees. Personally I think they're both well aware of the birds & the bees. In fact I'd say they're strife with disease, but that's just speculation. No my friend, they're well aware of the birds and the bees, but I'm not so sure that one. Ya know the one I mean. I don't think he's familiar with the concept of nutsacks don't belong in buttcracks

//Steele's brow furrows in confusion\\

Steele: Um TJ, you did just say they both know about the birds and the bees, then one of them don't? That don't make no sense.

//TJ smiles at Steele who appears to have gotten lost in their back & forth banter\\

TJ: Oh no. Like I said, they both know about the birds and the bees, but that one, he seems a little confused. You like baseball right?

//Taken a little off guard by the odd placement of that question Steele manages to nod that he does indeed like baseball\\

TJ: Okay so in baseball let's say you got a red team and a blue team, but that one is the kinda guy who shows up wearing purple. So no one really knows what team he plays on. Is he a right handed batter, or a left handed batter? One can only guess at this point. Know what I mean?

//A look of realization comes over Steele's face\\

Steele: Ahh you mean...HIM. That guy.

Hey, it's a free country, he can be a swinger if he wants. There is no harm in that. I mean we are gonna have to watch our backsides, but do you what the best part about this entire match is TJ?


//TJ smirks a wicked little grin knowing his answer is going to be wrong but still taking full advantage of the opportunity to get in an extra dig at his opponents for this week.\\

TJ: I do know what the best part of the entire match will be. Being the guy outside of the ropes when 'you know who' is the tagged in opponent. I mean do you really wanna be the one he's groping when temperatures start to rise. I sure as hell don't. But I'd wager you meant something else, so tell me. What is the best part about this entire match?

//Steele musters a smirk of his own as he answers\\

Steele: Well maybe not so much the match, but the structure behind it. Me and you have a date for your Las Vegas Championship.

//Steele lowers his hands to his waist and mimmicks the shape of a championship belt around his waist\\

Steele: and well you know alot of people would want us to be at each others throat, but despite everything, we are still CWF and we have a point to make. I mean don't you want to show the sVo how weak their tag-team champions really are?

TJ: You have a point there, Gabo. We do have an appointment. Sorry buddy, no dates. At least not without flowers & candy, possibly dinner too. You're not gonna treat me like some common whore and then expect me to just lie on my back. It's not like I work here!

//TJ points toward the brothel\\

TJ: Doesn't work that way. But you do have a point. We, as Team CWF, have a responsibility, nay, a duty to show the sVo just how weak their roster really is. Is the tag team circuit where I'd like to be performing that service. Not really, but Hell with Ross taking every other week off I'll take what I can get.

Ya know TJ, I am gonna take this week to lighten up and have a little fun because ya know, sometimes you just have to laugh. I look at JD Hart and Sean Peters as nothing more than stepping stones. A warm up for the both of us. TJ while we won't have to destroy each other until later, we will get to inflict as much damage as we want to these paper champions. I hope Thornhill will watch Showdown.

//TJ paces away from the doors as to avoid a group of Sex Symbol age fratboys amid a chorus of whooping, call calls and laughter exiting the sports bar portion of the brothel\\

TJ: Watch Showdown? Hell I hope he's there. For moral support if nothing else. In fact definately nothing else during the course of the match, we're not the types to need a run-in or underhanded tactics to win against these so-called champions. But with Matt and they way he was treated in his little pairing with the one, not the wrong one the other one. It's just a travesty and I'm sure he'd like nothing more than to see 2 of the CWF remaining members wipe the floor with these guys. But after that bell rings and you and I are standing with our arms raised in victory, well that can be Matt's time for a little payback, should he deem it necessary. Speaking of these guys. Is this match for the titles or is this just our chance to break their spirits?

//The fraternity has now gotten to their cars and late model sports cars courtesy of mommy & daddy exit the parking lot. TJ turns his attention back to Steele, who oddly enough did not move out of his way for the exiting group\\

Steele: It's a chance to break their spirits. See, the owner didn't want them putting up their gold because it wouldn't be hard for us take the Tag-Team Titles. However showing them that they can't hold a candle to us is just as good.

//TJ grins at Steele's confidence because he knows Steele is right\\

TJ: That's true. Still though, the CWF having a bit of a Gold Rush wouldn't be all bad either. Like I said earlier though, I'll take what I can get. If all I can get is just the opportunity to break a man & turn him into a former shell of himself, I'll take it. But ya know, it wouldn't surprise me if those two bought a Champion's Ploy to dodge putting their belts on the line.

Steele: TJ face it my friend, we are facing boys and not men. You and I have been around a long time and we have done things and seen things that those two boys would never understand. We have bled and broken bones. We have walked off when we should have been carried out. TJ, Showdown is going to break them away from their G-rated existence.

//TJ sighs in content from that answer\\

TJ: You have a point. I'm actually a little surprised at their success in the sVo. They seem like they'd be more comfortable in a stage production of 'High School Musical' or some equally useless bubblegum bullshit excuse for theatre. Instead they're paired against us so to say the G rating is taking a backseat this week is a certainty, but I'm not looking to break their existence. That would shatter their reality. I just want to break the bodies, and leave no question about it, of who the superiors on the sVo roster really are.

//Steele smiles approvingly\\

Steele: It seems we have a common goal. Make no mistake about it though TJ, I will do anything to get my hands on the sVo Championship and if I have to go through you I will, but I think we can set aside all that heat for one night.

We want blood and we want respect. We have to get it by breaking anyone and everyone. TJ, we have been on a roll and nothing will slow us down this week. The Sex Symbols are going to realize that they are stepping into the ring with two of the greatest to ever step into a wrestling ring.


//TJ shakes his head in disagreement at Steele\\

TJ: Hmm. I was with ya up until that one. Personally the sVO championship is meaningless to me. Would I take it if I had the opportunity? Of course, I'm not totally stupid. But that belt is a sham in my eyes. Look at the sVo. Where does it reside? Las Vegas. Like I've said in the past Las Vegas is the only city in the world that you can take a world tour in an afternoon. I can visit ancient Egypt, Venice, Treasure Island, and other places I've mentioned before all within a matter of hours with no airline needed. So the way I see it, Las Vegas is the world, all put into desert valley. Ergo the only belt worth a damn, is the one I hold, and to steal a line from Charlton Heston, yeah they can have it. When they pry it out of my cold dead hands.

But do I want blood? Do I want respect? Do I want to break anyone and everyone? It's not necessary to give me any of those things, but if they won't give me what I want. I'll take it, and it's not a question of who is going to let me. It's a question of who is going to stop me.


//Steele answers TJ's rant with a disagreeable shake of the head himself\\

Steele: That is where you and I differ. I want the sVo Championship, to bring it honor and respect. Maybe you aren't as bloodthirsty as I thought, but we have the same ideas for the most part.

TJ, on that note let me ask you this. I was reading on the sVo website about match predictions for this week. They are picking us to lose to the Sex Symbols. They have been picking against me every match I've ever been in and they got one match right out of six. TJ, you have only lost two matches out of six. If you look at us and compare us to Hart and Peters you have to see the difference. You have to see the damage we do. No one has been able to stop us. Do you really think JD Hart and Sean Peters can pin one of us down for the three count?


//TJ laughs out loud as the idea of being beaten by the Sex Symbols enters his mind, and just as quickly is forgotten\\

TJ: Well to steal a line from Wayne Campbell. It might happen. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt... I really don't see either one happening but then again I'm not psychic either. I've been accused of being psycho, but never psychic.

You know the masses can speculate against us. I've lived my life in an endless fight, I've been doubted and bet against, and this week will be no different. I may have you along to help out but do I see either one of us being pinned for more than a possible 2 count. No. It's just not a plausible outcome, no matter how in denial the people making their predictions may be.


Steele: You know what worries me, is that Hart and Peters may be to busy packing the fudge and never mention us in their famous promos they cut so homosexually. Do you think we should ignore them? Do you think we should pretend they don't exist, or do you think we go for the throat? I already know the answer to that, but it's just fun to think about.

//TJ furrows his brow & gives Steele a very questioning look as he answers\\

TJ: It's fun to think about the possibly less than heterosexual romps of the Sex Symbols, which is an irony of a name, what are they from San Francisco? But it's fun to think about? Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? I dunno where you were coming from with that one but leave the closet door closed when you're in this close a proximity to me. Christ I was in the Navy so I think I've seen quite enough of guys playing hide the torpedo with other guys?

But should we ignore them? Why should we? I mean it's without a doubt that they will ignore us, much as the one did with Matt Thornhill, but why sink to their level? It's just not a winning strategy in my opinion, so I think it's essential that we not only acknowledge their existence but shine a big ass spotlight on it. Possibly a spotlight shaped like an upside down pink triable, or a rainbow spectrum of colors, but no, we have to acknowledge them. It's essential that they know that we know they exist.


//Steele shakes his head at TJ, apparently displeased at TJ's latest quip\\


Steele: Did you really have to take cheap gay joke shot at me? I mean really, you know exactly what I was talking about. Come on now, you know for a fact I wouldn't screw you unless you were totally smashed. Over the year bud, I have learned to have no shame.

However, I am looking forward to working with you for once in my life and it will be for the execution of the new sVo Tag-Team Champions...the Sex Symbols. So tell me TJ, are we going to stand out here all night or are we gonna go in that building and have us some pie?


//TJ backsteps from Steele a few paces\\

TJ: Unless I was totall smashed? Leaving you stone cold sober? Ya know, you might've done well to go ahead and leave that little thought out, and some pie? Geez, Dwayne calm your struedel.

They're gonna give us a tour first then they'll have the lineup where each of them tells us her name. Then ya pick one, and I'll tell ya what. Since I took the cheap shot at your hetero-dentials, and to cement the fact that no matter how drunk or sober either of us are, girls are the way to go. This one is on me. Pick whoever you want. Call these bitches a warm up to putting the Sex Symbols flat on their backs. Only difference, last for more than a three count here or you'll be laughed out of the building. Know what I mean?


//Steele is quick to answer\\

Steele: So does that mean four seconds and I'm safe?

//Tj's face is vapid of expression. He only blinks.\\

TJ: Dude? Do you need one of the numbing rubbers or what? You're starting to worry me a little bit here. With being concerned about how drunk I am, and making no mention of how drunk or sober you are, and making the 3 second mark with an actual female an actual issue it's no wonder you've had pent up aggression problems in the past.

Steele: Yeah, I should invest in those...

//Steele laughs off the notion that he would need numbing condoms\\

Steele: but in all seriousness TJ, tonight is a night to just let it hang out, but come Monday night we have to take care of business. JD Hart, and Sean Peters. We will show the sVo that the Tag-Team Champions they have are nothing when matched up with true legends of wrestling.

//Steele steps aside and motions TJ toward the brothel\\

Steele: After you sir.

TJ: Let it all hang out? You say that here of all places? How appropriate. Sad thing is after our match they're gonna have to cancel the event when we blast the roof off the Goodfellas Arena, and judging by your choice of words from earlier I'm going to have to insist on you heading the point. So after you.

//TJ motions for Steven to lead the way up the cement steps that lead into the sports bar of the brothel.

Steele ascends the stairs as we fade to black\\


To be continued...

OOC: The editing was just fixing the colors to be correct.
Edited by TJ Raven, Jul 17 2008, 04:54 PM.
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