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Dream Sequence...; C2V #2
Topic Started: Jun 25 2008, 09:18 PM (275 Views)
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-=Matt Thornhill has just finished eating a plate of burritos and lays down to take a nap. He closes his eyes and drifts off...and starts to call himself "Javier" in his sleep. What?

The dreamscene opens with a obviously handheld camera flinging around in every direction. Only one thing can be seen as it flies around though... and that's the color of the sky. As the camera begins to come under control, along with the sky... can be seen a large poof of clouds.

The camera dves through the clouds completely obstructing it's view and when it pops out the other side it's focused perfectly on the one and only Javier. He is laying down on his stomach, wearing a black knit cap and some overly large skiing goggles. In his hands is a long bar... and above him... the fabric of a brightly colored... hang glider. As Javier speaks, the skin on his face is being pushed back by the velocity in which he is traveling through the sky....

Suddenly Javier swerves his hang glider and a flock of canadian geese come swooping through the screen. Javier barely misses having one of their beaks embedded in his eyeball. He straightens out the hang glider and continues on his ranting way...=-

Javier - 'You see that, homes!? Everything canadian is out to get Javier, even their birdies! But Javier, like always, is too swift in his own rights to be fooled by something from Canada! Javier is from a country where people need street smarts to survive! You need street sense to supply food for your family every night! You need brains to make to the next day without being shot or arrested or donkey kicked to death by a rabid herd of mules! What do you people have to deal with in Canada? Huh? Javier will tell you. The only thing you need to worry about in Canada is being hit on by a gang of homosexual lumberjacks from the Yukon! Now, as terrifying as that may be... the odds of it happening aren’t very good. Unless your name is Steven Steele, and then you go out looking for them, but that homes... is a different story! You silly Canadians do not have what it takes, to make in Javier's land of extreme!

-=…oh no!!

Javier is forced to swerve his hang glider once again, as a team of hockey players on parachutes comes parading down in front of him. They're in full gear, swinging their sticks in the air...

Javier straightens out once again... looking a little more confused than last time...=-

Javier - "Javier can definitely tell he's getting closer to his destination, chico! Where is Javier going you ask? Well let Javier tell you!! Javier only thought it would be fair of himself to visit the home of ice fishing. I am going on a fishing trip, homes! To the almighty unknown country that most people call Canada! That's right, hombres. Javier is on his way to the great north! Now you may also be asking... why Javier, are you taking a hang glider to Canada? And to you people who ask that question... Javier responds to you...

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHY JAVIER IS TAKING A HANG GLIDER TO CANANDA! JAVIER CAN TAKE ANY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION HE SO DESIRES TO GO WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!! NOTHING!....

....Actually, homes. Javier must take the air route into Canada, because just like Javier used to not be allowed in the United States, Javier has always not been allowed into Canada. You see, a few years back Javier had a run-in with the canadian mounties. Javier wont go to in-depth into the altercation but lets just say it involved a jar of thumbtacks, a paint stick... and a tractor tire filled with marshmellow fluff. After that.... Javier was barred from every competing or showing his beautiful latino face in Canada ever again! Javier will show them though. Javier will take his trusty hang glider into Canada and he will begin to fully understand what makes those crazy ice fishing hombres tick.

Ah! Ugh! *cough* uurrrrgggghhh!!"



-=Javier's head suddenly swings down as he starts to cough and gag on something. He swigs his head violently from left to right to try to remove something from his mouth, which has lodged itself there. Eventually he stops shaking his head and looks forward again, to reveal tail feathers of a small bird. Javier reaches into his mouth and yanks the bird out The bird seems to be lost and confused... Javier holds the bird up in front of his face and examines it as he continues to fly...=-

Javier - "Little Birdie, for you have survived a near life threatening impact with the mouth of the Latino Living Legend. Javier now has great respect for you... and Javier will welcome you to join him on his journey to Canada. Here... you can ride on the bar of Javier's hang glider!"

-=Javier sets the dazed bird onto the bar of the hang glider, only for it to not be able to hold on and fall off the bar and begin to plummet toward the ground. Javier panics...=-

Javier - "Javier's courageous co-pilot is falling to his untimely demise!!"

-=Javier swings his hanglider out of view and a few seconds later he returns to the camera, only this time he's only the small bird in his hand. Javier holds him up in front of his face again...=-

Javier - "Javier will call you "Micro Javier" for your courageous and inspiring spirit... and once you regain conciousness... you can show Javier around the disgusting country of Canada. Where Javier will learn every secret he needs to know about how to defeat the ice fishing gurus and once and for all show the sVo how the Latino Living Legend handles his ice fishing! Ah HA!"

-=Javier turns the camera so it's facing what's ahead of him... in the distance... down on the ground, a large sign stating "Welcome to Canada". The scene fades as a large smile spreads Javier's face as he soars into the unknown.... known as Canada.

To be continued…=-
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