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| Psyko Stevo | Jun 25 2008, 04:50 PM Post #1 |
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The Best Around
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June 24, 2008 6:00 AM Psyko Stevo's Estate --- *As the cameras come into focus we see birds chirping off in the distance as the sun begins to rise on what is sure to be another hot Tuesday Las Vegas morning.* Voice: Ahhhhh-Ooohhh-Ahhhh! *We suddenly see a hand rise in the air, followed by another. A face then appears and it is none other then the sVo World Heavyweight Champion, Psyko Stevo. Stevo has a weary look on his face as he yawns loudly.* Stevo: Ahhhhh.... oohhh... what a day. *Stevo once again yawns a drawn out yawn as a bird flutters onto his windowsill. Stevo look at the bird and smiles a fake smile.* Stevo: Hey there friend, awfully convenient for you to fly right up to my windowsill. Here, have some birdseed. *Stevo takes his time opening the drawer next to his bed and scoops up a handful of birdseed. He then tosses it at the bird, which we suddenly realize isn't a bird at all... it's just a toy figure with a stick at the end of it that someone is holding up.* Stevo: CUT! *Suddenly and without warning, the sun disappears from the background and we see a dark wall. Jeeves' head then pops out from the windowsill, the toy bird still in his hand.* Jeeves: What's wrong, sir? Stevo: Jeeves, you did it again! I could totally see the stick at the end of the bird. We need to sell this people, come on, take seven, let's really do this! *Stevo runs back into bed as the "rising sun" once again appears in the background. Stevo once again starts to yawn, this time though he rubs his eyes, really trying to give the impression that he was sleeping.* Stevo: Ohh...ahhh.... so tired... What a beautiful day outside though! *As the "bird" once again appears and Stevo rises out of bed, the room is suddenly flooded with light though as a set of double doors fly open in the distance and in comes running a familiar face... the face of Chazz McPhearson, Stevo's agent.* Stevo: McPhearson! Come on man, you aren't supposed to come in for another twenty five minutes when I'm getting ready to eat my Raisin Bran! Chazz: Ross... it's Ross! Stevo: Huh? Alex Ross is here? Chazz: No... done it again... Ross... Stevo: Chill Chazz, you're completely out of breath. What's wrong, did Alex Ross come out with another new line of Psyko Stevo action figures? Please, that's hardly a reason to interrupt one of my award winning promo shoots. Magic is being made here, don't you understand that!? *McPhearson is completely out of breath by now. Rather then say anything, he shoves a newspaper into the chest of the Psyko One.* Stevo: What's this? *McPhearson makes a motino for Stevo to look and as Stevo unfolds the newspaper his jaw drops. The camears then zoom in on the paper and on the front page we see the word "Xposed!" under it, we see a picture of Psyko Stevo with a fake smile.* Stevo: Where did you get this? Chazz: Ah... ah... *catching his beath*... It was Ross, he figured it out. He told the entire world! The jig is up! *Stevo places his index finger on his jaw and starts to think what can only be the most elaborate of thoughts. Finally, he speaks.* Stevo: The entire world? Come on Chazz, this is just an article in the Las Vegas Inquirer... hardly a reputable journal of record. Chazz: Not just... paper... EVERYWHERE! Come with me! *Chazz sprints out of the room and Stevo, after slipping on some slippers, is hot on his tail. The two head out of the room and run down a hallway, they quickly march into a room where we see a horde of television technicians and other producer types with their eyes glued to the TV.* Stevo: What's going on here? Out of my way! *Stevo pushes his way through the crowd and that's when reality sinks in. On the television we see the Good Morning America set. Diane Sawyer sits in her normal chair with Robin Roberts' chair empty. On the upper right hand corner of the screen we see a graphic that shows Stevo's face as Sawyer speaks.* Diane: Shocking... awe inspiring... disturbing. These are all words that have been used to describe the in-ring action that takes place in the Sanctioned Violence Organiztion on a weekly basis. *A graphic of some of some sVo highlights starts to play as Sawyer's voice narrorates.* Diane: Drugs, violence, loose morals. All words and things that can be used to describe the promotion at any give time. One of the sole bright spots in the companies otherwise morally reprehensible product has been the on and off air antics of the current World Champion and face of the brand, Psyko Stevo. Stevo grew up a humble life, but it appears as though fame has corrupted him. It's been brought to our attention by unverified sources... *Stevo grits his teeth* Stevo: Ross... damn you... Diane: That the World Champion is actually living not one... not two... but THREE seperate lives. Sure, there is the in-ring greatness, the man who has competed for over a decade, taking on all comers. Then there is the family man, the man we're treated to on a week long basis... but is that real though? Robin Roberts is actually on location in Las Vegas right now, a first for GMA, and she is going to get the scoop for us on what is REALLY going on behind the scenes of the Sanctioned Violence Organization. *The doors to the room suddenly fly open and Stevo is in shock as a team of cameramen come bursting into the room. Robin Roberts accompanies them, a mic in hand and she quickly points out Stevo as the camera crews march forward.* Robin: Stevo! Stevo over here! *Stevo looks around the room in confusion as many of the hanger on's and technical people bolt for the door. Stevo stands his ground though as the camera crew advances on him.* Stevo: Hi? *Robin Roberts suddenly shoves a mic in Stevo's face as she speaks.* Robin: Robin Roberts here, on the scene. Psyko Stevo, what is this? Stevo: What is what? Robin: This, where we're standing. Stevo: This is... *Stevo starts to sweat profusely as he speaks.* Stevo: This is a studio, that's what it is. Good morning America, how are you doing today? *Stevo tries to flash a quick smile, but Roberts is relentless as she picks up the pace of the already fast paced, hard hitting, questions.* Robin: Don't Good Morning America us... we already did that to open the show. Stevo, explain what is going on here. Stevo: Well, my crew and I were shooting a promotional video for my upcoming match here in the sVo. *Robin Roberts flashes a sick smile as she knows she has her opponent for the moment on the ropes.* Robin: So you admit it, you've been lying all along about being a good family man, it's all been games! *Stevo scratches his head as Robin Roberts nudges the mic even closer to Stevo's face, actually bumping against his lips for a moment.* Stevo: Look, lower that thing a bit. Robin: Not until you admit it! Stevo: Admit what? Yea, sometimes my crew and I sets up on locations on days like this. Robin: What do you mean, days like this? Stevo: It's raining outside... I'm not going to shoot an inspirational promo in the rain, rain isn't inspiring. *Robin is a little taken back by the comment, but quickly composes herself.* Robin: How do you expect the public to react to this news? Stevo: I've said it once and I'll say it a million times again. I don't really care about the public, I only care about my fans. They're the ones who line my pockets, they're the ones I try to inspire on a week in, week out basis. Robin: Hmm... well then, how do you expect your fans to react to this news? *Stevo shakes his head in disbelief.* Stevo: I figure they won't really mind. It's not like I'm breaking any laws or anything... Robin: You're DECIEVING them! Stevo: Decieving? What are you talking about Robin Roberts? Robin: You're putting on staged appearances and pawning them off as reality, trying to leech off the heartstrings of your loyal fanbase! Admit it! *Roberts shoves the mic back in Stevo's face as he tries to remain composed.* Stevo: What where you shove that thing, my God. Look Robin, sure... things I do are a bit drawn out, and yea, they're over the top to an almost cheesy degree a lot... I won't lie about that. *Stevo pauses as he clears his throat.* Stevo: It's like Full House. Robin: What? Stevo: The show Full House. Millions upon millions of people watched it during the ninties, and they loved it. Robin: What does that have to do with your decade long deception towards your loyal fanbase. Stevo: Did the producers ever say, "Full House isn't real" before or after any episodes? Robin: No, but it's a television show. Stevo: Exactly, and my promos are on television... and people should take them with a grain of salt, just like Full House. Robin: You're trying to twist the facts... just admit you're a liar! Stevo: I admit that things always work out in a convenient way, and I admit that if I goof up a line we just reshoot... but what you see on the television on a week in and week out basis isn't too far from the truth. *The doors that were once closed quickly fly open and Cindy and Jamal come rushing into the room, both wrapping their arms around Psyko Stevo.* Robin: Who are these people? Stevo: You really don't do your research, do you Robin? This is Jamal, my adopted son... on my other side is my girlfirend, Cindy. *The doors once again fly open and Jeeves comes walking in, a look of concern on his face.* Jeeves: You people have a lot of nerve coming in here, how dare you! Stevo: Jeeves, relax, it's okay. *Robin Roberts looks around confused at the sudden twist of fate.* Robin: So... what's going on here? Stevo: Well after I wrap up on my shoots, I usaully take Jamal, Cindy and Jeeves out for lunch... it's one of the few times during the otherwise busy week that we can actually spend together, off the cameras. *Robin looks stunned as she presses her hand up to her ear, waiting for directions from her producer.* Robin: Hmm... would you mind if Good Morning America tagged along with you for lunch and got a REAL look at the man behind the camera, the real family man that is Psyko Stevo? Stevo: What do you think guys? *Cindy and Jamal both nod and Stevo looks back up at Robin Roberts.* Stevo: All right... let's go get some food then. Robin, I got a couple things I need to finish up with in here... I'll meet you in the lobby shortly though. Robin: Sure, no problem. *Robin Roberts and her GMA crew leave the room and as the double doors shut we hear Psyko Stevo curse under his breath.* Stevo: Damn you Ross... *Chazz McPherason appears out of the shadows and approaches his friend, Psyko Stevo, a look of relief on his face.* Chazz: Close call, huh? Stevo: Yea, you're telling me... look Chazz... Chazz: Stevo, I think I know where you're going with this, and I agree... we gotta stop these long winded, cheesy promos. Sure, they killed in the ninties, but this is the new milenium, and we gotta get with the times. *Stevo pays absolutely no attention to what Chazz McPhearson said, instead his eyes light up as he says.* Stevo: Chazz... Ross can't get away with this. We've gotta come back with the LONGEST... CHEESIEST... MOST OVER THE TOP EXTRAVAGANZA... in the HISTORY... of ENTERTAINMENT! *Chazz smacks his forehead as Stevo looks on with a borderline insane look towards nothing.* Chazz: Dear God... Stevo, what are you talking about man? We got lucky, let's cut our losses! Stevo: Oh no... Chazz, it's time for me to unveil my boldest promo to date... this is going to be the promo that defines who I am as a wrestler... this is going to be epic... this is going to be amazing... this is going to be... Chazz: Uh ho... Stevo: THE PSYKO STEVO PRIDE PARADE! Live on the Las Vegas Strip! *Chazz's jaw drops as Stevo laughs a menicial laugh.* Chazz: What? The Las Vegas Strip? Are you crazy? How the hell can we get cars off the strip, there's no way the city of Las Vegas will grant permits for that sort of thing! *Stevo has a gleam in his eye as he spins around towards McPhearson.* Stevo: Oh... it'll happen. The mayor of Las Vegas just happens to owe me a favor... *The cameras fade out on the scene as Jamal, Cindy, Jeeves and Chazz McPhearson look on with concern as Psyko Stevo continues to chuckle to himself about his "ingenious" plan.* Tune in next time for the first annual... Psyko Stevo Pride Parade! |
![]() --- "The Best Around" sVo Titles: - Former sVo World Heavyweight Champion (x2) - Former sVo International Champion (x1) Awards: - Wrestler of the Year (2007) - Feud of the Year (2007 w/ Mike Polowy) Status: once again... back in retirement | |
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