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Buddy Stevens' Pay-Per-Preview episode #1; rp#2 CD2V '08
Topic Started: Jun 25 2008, 06:48 AM (315 Views)
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Under a Netted White Plastic Canopy, Nanu is sitting in a Professional Superstar chair. It is cloudy outside of the Pearl colored Tarp. The sky looks very hazy as if its gonna pour in a New York Minute. In front of him is a Camera set and a Light Umbrella. Next to him is "PWTV's Top Interviewer, Buddy Stevens". Buddy has a great white beard, he is heavyset with a Deep-Voice.A man starts to countdown with hand motions.

and were on in 5....4....3....2.........

Buddy: good morning everybody, and welcome to Buddy Stevens Pay-Per-Preview. I'm Buddy Stevens, and today's program we have in store is Especially for you sVo fans out there. On Sunday June 29th , sVo's world tour comes to an end as Countdown to Violence hits Toronto, Canada. And here with me today is one of sVo's Scarce Lightweight Division superstars, Brandon "Nanu" Rodriguez.

Nanu:hey whats up buddy.

They then shake hands as if Nanu had just sat next to him.

Buddy:well nanu, what we all want to know is........How do you feel about going up against a Female Competitor on Sunday?

Nanu:well ah........its kind of weird. Not in a sexist way, because i was brought up in a house to never hit a woman. But i think i may have to disobey mom and pops on Sunday. Well its not necessarily disobeying them, because she does look like a Country a-*beep* Butch Dyke. So technically, i think am not hitting a woman. But nonetheless , i will throw a handicapped person over the top ropes if i have to.

Buddy:well theres some strong words from nanu. Well nanu, talking about your childhood. How was your childhood?

Nanu: i was a huge WWF Fanatic back then. When i first went to see a live event it was at Wrestlemania 12. When hbk came down from the rafters on a zipline. Oh my god, i was in static. I can still remember hearing the Ref announce that the match went under sudden death rules. That match is one of the reasons why i quit Amatuer Style Wrestling. So when i became a young teenager, i saved up a bunch of money from my summer job to buy a wrestling ring for my backyard. And i would practice Top-rope moves for hours because my friends didn't like getting into the ring back then.

Buddy:well i can still recall my first moments in the ring. And rope rash was one of them. Considering your size, How do you deal with medical problems in the ring?

Nanu:well i use "Super Roperaid" to help rope rash. I always keep an Ace bandage with me. And wrist tape helps alot with Arm Drags, Because Arm-Drags sting really bad. And what every wrestler should use is a Full Tube of "Rashman, Super Anti-itch cream", and a Pack of Moleskin for the boots.I mean im a "Walgreens whore" but its totally worth it in the long run.

The both of them start to laugh.

Buddy:well i totally agree with you 100% nanu. Wrist tape does help with armdrags. But what about the cold case of Suplexitis Dr. Nanu?What do you have in your first-aid kit, or should i say First Aid Storage area.

Nanu:i dont know what to say buddy. you got me lost at Suplexitis.

Chuckles start to come out of there mouths. Nanu then starts to point out the staff in the back that are laughing along with them.

Buddy:ah well.....back to what we came here for.But seriously, Have you ever bumped heads with anyone from the sVo roster before sVo existed?

Nanu:well i do remember seeing Mike Polowy at a show in A.C. I used to go and see people like Peter Gilmour , and Travis Williams on the indies in the Big Apple. But Thats about it. I mean the sVo is a Cultural Explosion, you've got your Mothercanuckers, your "Spikinesians", your Limey's, your Ink Faces, Your Saltine Cracker-Crack-Cracks. I mean i could name them all but i would seem like a racist f-*beep* if i do.

Buddy:well you seem to be causing trouble already. Well what i want to know is, what is the point of the Pay-Per-View? you dont have to "smuther KF" if you dont want to.

Nanu:its my first pay-per-view with the sVo so i really don't know how they do things. But the whole main idea of the Pay-Per-View is to put your a-*beep* in a seat, and your eyes on the tube. Thats all we want from the fans, other than the 50 dollars your paying to watch us perform for you.

Buddy:well considering your a Superstar of tommorow. What are your predictions of your own match?this is gonna be interesting.

Nanu:well what i would usually say is, im gonna win the match. But that didn't work on Monday so i should just say what i honestly mean.I know im gonna lose the match, but im gonna last a long time in the ring. And i think that when i least expect it, Boom im gonna be toppled over the top rope with my a-*beep* on the ground.

Buddy:well its been a pleasure interviewing you Mister Nanu. Good Luck in your match. Don't forget to see Countdown to Violence on Pay-Per-View this Sunday. And don't miss out on my good friend Nanu this weekend. Im your R-T-I Pro-Wrestling Personality, Buddy Stevens......out.

The Light umbrella then turns off as the Viewers screen at home is left with shabby music, and Credits.Nanu is talking to buddy private.
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