| Frickin' Ad Execs...; [SD 30-RP 1] | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 21 2008, 07:03 PM (78 Views) | |
| Bond | Jun 21 2008, 07:03 PM Post #1 |
![]()
sVo Icon
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
“What the hell do you mean filming for “Lords of the Ring” won’t start filming for another damned week or so?” [Chris Bond is standing outside on the balcony of his hotel room. Luckily, he’s only on the second floor, so it’s too scary for his fear of heights. The sun is shining. The ground is wet, but that’s only because the rain that had fallen earlier that day had finally stopped. But ignore that oxy-moron.] “So because some sponsor requests a team for A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT I’m stuck waiting another goddamned week?! What the hell is this? You’re lucky I already signed that damned contract… just for two simple reasons: Coca Cola… and then me waiting! I’m tired of this shit. I would just like to let you know that. I’m not happy.” [Bond is there, face a bit red. If this were a cartoon, smoke would have appeared. That’s how angry he is.] “If I ever find out what dickhead is responsible for this, I swear I will punch him in the face. Yeah, you go. Tell the higher up’s about my discontent. Bye.” [Bond hangs up his phone. Forgetting where he is, he tosses the phone to his left… and it falls all the way to the ground. Bond walks back into the hotel room and sits down. He looks to his left, and then to his right. He rolls his eyes.] “I cannot believe this shit. Fuckin’ public service announcements. I think Gunner should hear about this.” [Bond looks around. He goes to dial his phone, but he can’t find it. His eyes start to dart around the room searching for his cell. Just then he remembers where it’s at. He jumps to his feet and runs over to the door. He picks up his keys and begins speed walking down the corridor. The door slams shut behind him.] “Jesus Christ… I swear this day couldn’t get any worse.” [Bond stops at the elevator and begins pressing the button. He pushes it like five times. Bond rolls his eyes.] “What the hell am I doing? I could take the stairs and get rid of my non-existent love handles!” [A smirk, more specific, his trademark smirk, begins to creep across his face. He looks behind him and notices the camera following him.] “So, I bet you guys want to hear my input on my match this week. Against Howie Banks right? Yeah… thought so.” [The camera nods up and down… that’s why he said that last part… not because it was meant as a rhetorical question. He pushes the door to the stairwell open. He begins to make his descent.] “Well… this is my chance to prove that my luck isn’t in the shithouse. I’m not Peter Gilmour, and I refuse to go down that road. Sure, I haven’t been winning ‘em all. But I am not a fuckin’ loser either. No offense P.G.” [Bond turns the corner… only eight more steps to go.] “Howard, I respect you. You’ve done nothing to offend me. You haven’t insulted my intelligence. You haven’t accosted my mother’s memory with a necrophilia-related experience. You haven’t claimed that I hold a lot of resentment and anger inside like some crazy guy who thinks God is talking to him. No, you haven’t done any of that shit, and it’ll be my pleasure to face you on Sunday. I think we’ve got what it takes to be the best match of the night... and whoever wins and gets to face Night at Countdown to Violence… we’ll they’re truly the most deserving. See you Sunday Howard.” [Bond pushes open the door and finds himself in the courtyard. He looks around, trying to find his phone.] “Let me borrow your phone camera guy. I need a little help here.” [The scene begins to shake as the camera is quickly laid on the ground. All anyone can see is feet, and that’s not necessarily good television. The scene slowly fades to white as Bond and the random sVo camera guy try to find the lost cellular phone.] ..End.. |
![]() ![]() ATH: Reaper Edition I & II - Winner | |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · sVo Showdown RP Archive · Next Topic » |









![]](http://imageshack.us/a/img688/1050/pipend.jpg)






8:37 AM Jul 11