| Reality Bites, Pt. #2; Showdown #1 | |
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| Bond | Jun 14 2008, 09:17 PM Post #1 |
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[The door slams open once more, this time, it isn't Chris Bond running in screaming about something. Oh no, It's Gunner Lang. Chris Bond is lounging on the sofa. Kicked back, watching the boob tube. Gunner Lang just runs in past the couch and into the kitchen. He looks around for Bond, and he isn't finding him.] Gunner: "Bond! Bond! Bond! BON-DEE! HELLO! CHRISTOPHER!" [Bond sticks his up over the back of the couch looking at Gunner.] Bond: "Lang! Lang! Lang! GUN-NER! HELLO! GUNNER! Do you see how annoying that is? Honestly!" [Gunner walks over and plops down onto the easy chair located next to the couch. Bond's watching season two of Desperate Housewives. Gunner rolls his eyes... and Bond just chuckles. Lang is sitting there, fingers crossed, his thumbs going wild.] Gunner: "Guess what brother man!" [Bond looks annoyed. He rolls his eyes.] Bond: "I am watching D-House. You know I don't like being interrupted." Gunner: "I know... I re-re-respect that... BUT. I just found out that Coca Cola is going to sponsor our new show, 'Lords of the Ring'. Sooooo Awesome." [Bond quickly his the stop button. The show is stopped in mid-scene... and Bond sits up.] Bond: "Coca Cola. As in Coke? Shiiit." [Gunner looks at him.] Gunner: "What's wrong with that? Coke's good." [Bond shakes his head.] Bond: "No... it's disgusting. I hate Coca Cola. The only Coke I drink is Cherry, and that's only from a fountain." Gunner: "You're a Pepsi man, aren't ya?" [Bond looks at him, grin on his face.] Bond: "Damn STRAIGHT!" Gunner: "Well... you're going to have to suffer through, because while you're on camera, you are contractually obligated to market our sponsors. Coca Cola. Cheetos. Walmart. Whatever." [Bond looks at him and sighs.] Bond: "I knew it was too good to be true. Hey... what if Maxi-Pad.... or Tampons were sponsoring us?" [Gunner looks at Bond and rubs his 'stache.] Gunner: "I don't think they'd sponsor a male oriented show there Bondy... but a good question, none the less." [Gunner sits back and relaxes a bit. Bond lays back down and hits the play button.] Gunner: "So, why aren't you training for your fatal fourway? It's for a chance at Equinox's Hardcore Title... your first taste of gold here in the sVo... Good stuff." [Bond hits the stop button... again. He sits back and looks dead serious at Lang.] Bond: "I am training. With all the drama in this match-up... I've gotta get a head start." [Gunner chuckles.] Gunner: "Touche." Bond: "No, in all seriousness... I'm not excited about being tossed in this match. I've got nothing to prove. You've got P-G... who needs this win to prove to himself most of all that he's still alive... ya know? Inside, that he still has the ability to perform and that he's still top dog in his division. Especially after getting bitch slapped last week by Bad Religion. Christian Romano..." [Gunner interupts Bond.] Gunner: "Roman." Bond: "Romano..." Gunner: "Roman!" Bond: "Dude... it's Romano... like Ray Romano. I wikipedia'd it. He's related to Ray. They're brothers." [Gunner shakes his head.] Gunner: "No, they're not. It's Christian Roman... and he's a zealot." Bond: "Is that contagious?" [Gunner chuckles to himself. Bond smirks at such a stupid joke.] Bond: "I really thought it was Romano, but whatev. Christian here, he's a wild card. Namely because he's possessed... sort of like some televangelist gone wild... hoping to cleanse the world. I think Hitler tried that... he tried getting rid of the Jews, is that what we've got here Langarang? Some kind of sick serial killer attempting to get his rocks off in the name of the Lord?" [Gunner shakes his head.] Gunner: "I don't think so Chris." [Bond chuckles at the obvious Home Improvement reference.] Bond: "I have no response to give in regards to his religious following. To each their own I guess... but if people don't appreciate Radical Muslims, why would we appreciate Radical Christians?" [Bond shrugs... and lays back down. He picks the remote up again.] Bond: "Does that answer your question Langarang?" [Gunner sits forward.] Gunner: "What about the Shred Head?" Bond: "What about him? He's talented... but like I said, I've got nothing to prove... I could careless if I actually kick his ass or not. If I don't, oh well... I've got more pressing matters... like Paige Johnson..." [Gunner shakes his head for the umpteenth time and chuckles once more.] Gunner: "You are such a horndog." [Bond presses play, a huge smile draped across his face.] Bond: "If I wasn't... who would? Howie? Jeeves? Psht, yeah right." [Bond refocuses his attention toward the television and Lang stands up. He walks over to the fridge and pulls out a bottle of water and heads over to the computer station. He sits down and begins to surf the 'net. The scene slowly fades to white.] |
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