| [ SHOWDOWN 27-1/1 ]; The Fog Banks of My Mind | |
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| Big Rig | May 31 2008, 09:05 AM Post #1 |
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[The multitude of Gunner Lang fans log onto GunnerStruck.com to find that the latest sVo World Tour Video Log has been uploaded.] [The scene opens as the camera shakily captures the fog rolling in over the loch as we get closer to the bank. Stopping the camera is lowered to the ground as we see a pair of boots and jeans with base of a castle in the background. Gunner Lang’s face comes into the shot as he adjusts the camera, a cigarette hangs from his lips. Satisfied with the angle Gunner sinks to the ground. Looking out at the fog rolling in over the world famous Loch Ness he lets out a sigh as he flicks the Sovereign away. Smoking was a habit that he thought he left behind with his youth but right now his brain was as foggy as the fog before him.] [Gunner hugged his knees as he brought them into his chest as he looked down at the camera beside him, a solemn look on his face.] You’ll have to excuse me if I’m not my happy go lucky self today. You could say my mood matches the weather here is the Scottish Highlands. You see … [Gunner pulls his right arm from his knees tapping the side of his head.] There’s a lot going on under the bandanna these days … besides the concussion I suffered at the hands of Bad Religion after the Organized Chaos match. [The Tag Team Champion props his elbows on his knees and drops his head into his hands shaking his head for a moment before looking back into the camera.] Shit … we were all played from the get go, and Howie and me paid the price. And poor Howie is still laid up in the hospital. [Gunner props his arms on top of his knees as he looks out over the loch, the camera catching him from the side as he adjusts his bandanna and proceeds to pull a pack of Sovereigns out and light one up. He takes a long drag and exhales continuing to talk.] And here I am as far away as I can be from Glasgow at Loch Ness. Why here you ask. Well for one I’m not much one for company right now after the turn of events at Retribution. Sure I may have outlasted pretty much everyone in the match but I still lost. I don’t want to see anyone or anything related to the sVo right now. The last think I need to do is run into Travis Williams or anyone else from Bad Religion. The state of mind I’m in right now I’d rip their heads off, and I’d rather save that for the ring where it belongs. [He takes one last drag off the Sovereign before flicking it away, the camera still catching his profile from the side.] Then there’s the other bombshell that was dropped last week … yours truly may be a Daddy. And the fruit of my loins may work for the sVo. Goddamn it … it could be anyone … I’ve travelled the whole freaking world, and the supposed Mother hasn’t even made herself known yet. I don’t even know if it’s true. It could be a ploy for all I know, someone looking for the big pay day, could be some devious plan hatched by Travis Williams its something not beneath him to do to try and unbalance me. What I’ve ever done to the man I have no clue, he won the Las Vegas Championship from me which as far as I’m concerned is business but he seems to be making it personal and singling me out. I’ll be ready for that low life next time though. What I do know about this rumour about my offspring is this … there’s a lot of unknown variables involved. [Gunner swings one arm wide encompassing the loch.] My son or daughter might be as real as the monster that inhabits this loch. So until there’s further proof I have to push it out of my mind. Push it out of my mind along with how I’m feeling about Travis Williams and Bad Religion. Their day is going to come and that’s a Gunnerdamntee. [Feinting a smile Gunner looks back into the camera as he drapes his arms back over his knees.] I’ve got to get my mind back to that task at hand … and that’s defending the Tag Team belts this Sunday, and I know how much that will grate Williams … he thinks he has me unbalanced. He thinks I’ll be looking over my shoulder waiting for the next attack from Bad Religion. Not so much. I’m pretty sure that Paige will keep them busy for the foreseeable future so all I have to worry about is the match at hand which is going to be no small task in itself. I’ve been in contact with BlaZer from Double Dragons and the Hollywood Gunnz and the Double Dragons are on the same page for different reasons. We both understand that HoV and the Goondock Saints have to kept out of the action … not because they are ex GLCW alumni. As far as I am concerned once you sign that sVo contract you’re sVo through and through. The reason they need to be kept out of the action is that at one time or another they have all been affiliated with the sVo in some form or another. They’re close … like family and they want one of their own with the gold. Now I’ve read the scouting reports, but they didn’t tell me anything. I really wanted to know my opponents … and man what I found out would make you cringe. Let’s start with the HoV proper shall we. Their leader Brock … he’s got quite the past let me tell you. He screwed over his then stable mates in The Legends Club in an unsanctioned tournament, which he orchestrated, during his time in Project Violence. Then in GLCW he apparently went into a rage, killing one of the aforementioned stable mates which happened to be a protégé of my manager JD James. It’s amazing what money can cover up. I’m not even going to get into the numerous cameramen that he’s injured. A few dollars here and a few dollars there … you’d be amazed how many people keep their mouths shut. Then there’s Brocks longest running partner … Hooligan. The man has been institutionalized. Now he’s paid his dues and he’s apparently rehabilitated, but how long till he snaps again. And that brings us to the Goondock Saints. Man … the Boondock Saints was a good movie. These self proclaimed martyrs would crucify … that’s right … crucify anyone they deemed sinners. Most times it turned out to be someone they would be facing. Tell me that sounds balanced. [Gunner adjusts his bandanna shaking his head.] When I said they were tight like family … you didn’t think I meant the family out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre now did you. That leaves the only set of worthy competitors in the match … the Double Dragons. I hope you guys bring you’re A Game, because you’re going to need it. [As Gunner looks back towards the loch a splashing can be heard in the distance through the fog, he cups his hand over his eyes as he tries to look through the fog. He looks back towards the camera.] Nah … it can’t be … it’s not real. It’s not real … right? [Gunner leans in picking up the video camera pushing himself to his feet.] Dudes … I gotta get this on camera. This is a Gunnerstruck dot com exclusive. [The camera pans along the expanse of the loch and finally it stops in the direction of the sound of splashing. Gunner whispers from off camera.] There it is … remember you saw it here first. [Gunner keeps the camera still as the sound of the splashing starts to come closer and closer.] What … the deuce? [As the shot tightens in a small row boat comes through the fog. The shot zooms in a bit more. Standing at the bow of the boat is none other than Howie Banks, with Jeeves doing all the work of the rowing, like that’s a surprise. Howie has his hands cupped over his eyes trying to see threw the fog.] [ Howie Banks ] "Gunn … there you are. Bond told me I could find you up here." [Gunner wades out hip deep in the cold water to help pull the boat in with his free hand.] [ Gunner Lang ] "Howie … dude I thought you were still in the hospital." [Gunner angles the camera to get a clear shot of Howie. [ Howie Banks ] "I got better … now get your ass in the boat we got a match to go train for." [Gunner lays down the camera and grabs one of the oars to help row when Howie frowns.] [ Howie Banks ] "Never mind that man, that’s what I have Jeeves for." [Gunner shrugs his shoulders as he picks up the camera and holds it out in front of his face.] [ Gunner Lang ] "Well it was no Loch Ness monster, but I’ve got a match to go get ready for, so for now this is Gunner Lang signing off from Loch Ness Scotland." [The scene fades as Gunner reaches around shutting the camera off.] |
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