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| Big Rig | May 15 2008, 06:49 AM Post #1 |
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"Sacrebleu leev em alone you Ameerican brute." Gunner Lang looked up to Chris Bond with a smirk on his face, he hadn’t even realized that the Frenchman he had locked into Crossface had tears rolling down his face and was tapping. Bond almost had tears of his own as he was doubled over holding onto the ring rope laughing at the sight. The Frenchman on the ring apron had climbed through the ropes and was now slapping Gunner on the back with open handed slaps. "Let em go." Gunner rolled off of the prone opponent and looked up into the air laughing out loud as JD paced the outside of the ring shaking his head, they had been at this for days. The one Frenchman helped the other up. "Are you all right François." He helped his partner up off of the mat as he wiped the tears from his eyes. "Yes Pascal I am fine. Let us leev; eet is not worth the five hundred Amerecan dollars." Gunner had pushed himself from the mat and was now standing in the corner with Bond sharing a laugh as JD argued with the two Frenchmen outside the ring. Francois was stomping his feet as Pascal had his arms planted on his hips arguing, pretty odd behaviour for the men that towered over JD. In a huff JD pulled out his wallet giving them the promised five hundred dollars. As the two men took off in a tizzy up the entrance ramp Gunner leaned over the top ring rope. [ Gunner Lang ] "JD when are you going to be getting us some suitable competition, we only have a few days left." Bond finally pipes up after he is able to control his laughter. [ Chris Bond] "Yeah mano, Showdown’s only a few days away and Ross and Flawless are no pushovers." Gunner nods his head in agreement as he looks from Bond to JD. [ Gunner Lang ] "Yeah dude. Plus Mikey boy likes to interfere in his boy Flawless’ matches, and Ross has tweedle dee and tweedle dum watching his back we gotta be ready. Where the hell did you find those guys anyways?" [ Chris Bond] "Yeah mano… where did you find those guys?" JD paced the outside of the ring scratching his head. [ JD James ] "They were bouncers. I don’t know what happened I thought they would be good to go you know." [ Gunner Lang ] "Bouncers for what … a daycare?" [ JD James ] "NO ... it was a nightclub. All these big guys were standing around outside." [ Gunner Lang ] "Yeah right dude. Well we gotta find more guys to train with JD. Do ya think there’s more guys you can hire where you found those two." [ JD James ] "Yeah if I can remember where the place is." The scene fades with JD rubbing his chin trying to remember where the club was. A shower and a hundred and twenty five euro limo trip later we find the boys sitting in the back with JD sitting across from Gunner and Bond. [ JD James ] "I think that’s the place there." [ Gunner Lang ] "You think … you said that at the last eight places we stopped at. What makes you so sure this time?" JD points out the window. [ JD James ] "Well … there’s Pascal and Francois." As the limo slowed down and came to a stop in front of the club Gunner stuck his head out the window, sure enough there was Pascal and Francois with a huge throng of people waiting to get into the club. Gunner rubbed his ‘stache, something wasn’t quite right. Bond leaned over sticking his head out the window alongside Gunner. [ Chris Bond] "Yeah that’s them all right." Gunner popped the door open and stepped out of the limo surveying the scene. His eyes darted back and forth, then up to the sign above the club. JD and Bond started to get out of the limo. [ Gunner Lang ] "Back … back … get back into the limo … for the love of God." JD and Bond looked around, then to Gunner confused. [ JD James ] "Why … we gotta hire someone to train with you guys." Gunner grabbed JD by the shoulders, as Bond continued to look around. [ Gunner Lang ] "Not … here … we … don’t." Bond looked around the crowds, and his jaw dropped as realization set in. [ Chris Bond] "It’s a … it’s a …" Gunner ushered the stupefied Bond and JD back into the limo. JD settled in across from Gunner and Bond. Bond sat there staring straight ahead muttering the same thing over and over. [ Chris Bond] "It’s a … it’s a …" [ Gunner Lang ] "You do know what kind of club that was right JD?" [ JD James ] "It’s a night club." [ Gunner Lang ] "Yeah … but not a normal night club JD." Gunner leaned over pointing out the window. [ Gunner Lang ] "LOOK." JD leaned over looking out the window, Bond still muttering to himself. JD followed the direction that Gunner was pointing in. JD followed the direction right up to the blazoning neon sign with two men dancing together and the name of the club flashing underneath of it, ‘Gai équipe la Terre’. Gunner pulled his head inside the cab. [ Gunner Lang ] "Unless I wasn’t paying attention in my high school French classes that my friend is ‘Gay Man’s Land." JD took a real look around and saw that there was an extremely obscene amount of men outside the club wearing some pretty freaky clothes and that some of the women weren’t … well women. JD slouched back into the cab. [ JD James ] "Well … how was I supposed to know. I don’t know a lick of French." [ Gunner Lang ] "Lets just get the hell out of here dude." Bond just kept rocking back and forth. [ Chris Bond] "It’s a … it’s a …" The limo slowly pulled away as Gunner stared out the window shaking his head, his eyes go wide as he yells to the driver. [ Gunner Lang ] "STOP." [ JD James ] "I thought you wanted to get out of here Gunn." [ Gunner Lang ] "I do … but isn’t that …." Gunner and JD stared out the window. Coming out of the club as they were pulling away was one Kelly Flawless with a … well not a woman. Gunner chuckled at the sight. [ Gunner Lang ] "I guess Flawless can’t read French either, or maybe he can. Who knows … he’s one sick dude." [ JD James ] "Should we say something, I know you’re facing him this week but that’s something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy." Gunner smirked as the cab pulled away. [ Gunner Lang ] "Naaah. If he doesn’t know he’ll find out soon enough." The scene fades on Kelly Flawless standing outside the club with … well not a woman as the limo pulls away. |
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