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Everybody Wang Chat Tonight [d-03]; Kerry Millano Roleplay.
Topic Started: Mar 29 2008, 07:49 AM (387 Views)
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Millano cracked his knuckles before he sat down in his comfortable computer chair, cracking his knuckles before he searched for sVo's interactive chat. This was a horrible way to spend his Friday, he knew, but Ziana left him house bound after she found lip-stick on an oxford collar the week before. Sadly enough, it wasn't even his shirt-- it was Shane's. Needless to say, he was stuck with it like Siamese twins and practically 'grounded' by his girlfriend.

Just as the applet began to load he was prompted with the question: "Screen name?". He didn't want to sign on as 'Kerry Millano' because he knew (more so assumed) that he'd be flooded with instant messages from crazed fanatics. He'd keep his identity a secret, but publicize it nonetheless. Index fingers punched individual keys until he was left with the name, MillanoCookie.

Loading text scrolled down the window until it finally designated him 'Connected' and other people's text became visible. He was taking a nose dive into the life of a wrestling fanatic but they would never know. How fuckin' awesome is that, he thought to himself. Just then, two rectangular boxes appeared over the chat room window to reveal the face of an Asian male and.. Chris Bond? A mischievous grin conjured itself onto his mug before he'd begin setting these 'fireworks' off.

He twisted the dial on his computer speaker so that nothing Bond said went misinterpreted. It was almost like he was watching an interactive television interview.

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STEVOisGOD: dude itz chris bond!

jasonfoxfan33843: hey chris!

MorettiAssMan209: hi chris bond

gilmour_is_hardkore39: this is fuckin gay

MillanoCookie: who tha hell is chris bond?

gilmour_is_hardkore39: hes supposed 2 fite kerry millano @ destiny i dont know of him other than that though

MorettiAssMan209: chris bond is going 2 tear millano 2 shreds

CODYWILLIAMS93848: cody wud beat both of them. i roleplay williams and millano as a tag team in an sVo e-fed my friend made.

gilmour_is_hardkore39: i rp peter gilmour in that fed.

MillanoCookie: you roleplay as kerry millano? wtf?

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He could hear the Asian male asking questions but he didn't really listen until he heard Chris Bond's voice, his attention diverting to the lagging video of Chris Bond's response.

Well Wang Chungsung… my favorite color is orange, my shoe size is 11 ½, my favorite movie is Uncle Buck, my favorite T.V. series is… well, was the West Wing, and honestly, if you don’t ask me about my upcoming match with the ‘Career Killer’ Kerry Millano, I’m about to Wang Chung yo’ ass.

MorettiAssMan209: lol that was a good 1

Kerry took no hesitation to retort.

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MillanoCookie: hah what a stupid joke! do u hire a team of unfunny mexicans 2 write your jokes?

CODYWILLIAMS93848: lol

jasonfoxfan33843: lol

MillanoCookie: seriously i think i've laughed more at funerals.

gilmour_is_hardkore39: lmao

MorettiAssMan209: MillanoCookie ur a fucking hater go jack off 2 porn or somethin i bet he would kick ur ass irl faggit

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The web interviewer asked another question in which Bond responded to accordingly.

“That’s a good question Wang. Millano isn’t like your everyday opponent. The dude’s got pure talent; he’s got all of these moves that are capable of coming at you from nowhere, and quite honestly, he’s a little scary. Yeah. You saw the ‘field of dreams’ promo didn’t you? Yeah, I was nervous. I saw what he did what the Heineken bottle… and I’m wondering what he’ll be doing to my heiny-kin… get it Wang? Hahaha! I’m so hilarious!”

Of course, this couldn't slide without "MillanoCookie" getting his piece in.

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MorettiAssMan209: lmfao @ bond

STEVOisGOD: stevo is 2 good to lose the title. me and my friends have a bet on it and if i lose i have to put my pubes in a smoothy and drink it.

gilmour_is_hardkore39: wtf holy shit dude lmfao

MillanoCookie: wut kinda ass bang laughs at his own jokes? you're dumber than gunner lang's theme song. gay na na na na na na

JASBaby29835 has entered the room.

CODYWILLIAMS93848: lmao @ cookie

gilmour_is_hardkore39: lollerskates @ millanocookie

MillanoCookie: nobodys answered me yet. who the hell is chris bond?

JASBaby29835: chris bond is really in here dude this is pretty sweet hes no all-star but this is cool as hell

jasonfoxfan33843: a jobber @ millano

gilmour_is_hardkore39: is peter gilmour ever gonna do this

MorettiAssMan209: probly not cuz peter gilmour sucks. he looks like a cross between leather face and edward scissorhands

MillanoCookie: lol @ moretti

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The interview proceeded even amongst the heckling.

“Yeah. Millano is a fierce competitor, and I’m glad he notices I’m not some pushover. He’s giving me props and I understand that’s gonna kill him… literally eating at him from the inside, but we’re not all that different. We both compete to compete. We’ve both got awesome talent, but the major difference, Wang, is he’s an asshole. He not only thinks, but believes, he’s the best thing since sliced bagels… and it’s annoying. Sure, he’s talented. Sure, he’s an asskicker. But does he really to belittle those who aren’t at his level of kicking ass? Hmm Wang?”

As Kerry listened to Bond's reply, he'd begun to notice that he'd not actually grasped the true meaning of the promo he'd cut earlier in the week. Millano wasn't praising Chris Bond. In fact, it was the exact opposite. In a sense, everything Millano stated about Chris Bond could only be dreamt up as in a figment of one's imagination. Perhaps he'd given "Mr. Reality" too much credit?

For a second, as he went on about Millano's athletic prowess he began to talk about Kerry's demeanor as a whole. He knew he was an arrogant prick, to say the least, but maybe he had been taking it too far by down-talking the rest of the sVo roster?

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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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CODYWILLIAMS93848: that promo was pretty cool but i dont think he was talking good about you bond

STEVOisGOD: dude he told u 2 fuckin wake up @ the end of it lmao

STEVOisGOD: its obvious he dont like you as much as you think

MorettiAssMan209: that promo fuckin sucked dude oh look @ me im drinkin beer in a field. what a flamer

MillanoCookie: kerry shitted on u son! your shit's weak bond!

MillanoCookie: dude ur name is moretti-ass-man, kill yourself.

jasonfoxfan33843: moretti ass man ur a dickrider, stop riding bond's dick so hard jus bcuz he's here. if kerry millano was here u'd probably be talkin bout how much u like him too rite?

gilmour_is_hardkore39: lmfao

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Millano was surprisingly having fun heckling Bond and his supporters, relaxing to lean back and take a sip of his Heineken while he waited for Bond to respond once more.

“Listen to me Chungsung… I understand that we’re supposed to give ourselves leverage by calling each other names and threatening to kick the other’s ass… but when the guy you’re going against admits you’re talented… it’s sort of hard to say anything. I sorta wish he’d have called me a cooty-queen so I could have at least responded with a ‘Who are you calling a cooty-queen you LINT LICKER?!’ You know?”

JASBaby29835: LMFAO! what the french toast?!

gilmour_is_hardkore39: pickle u cumquat!

STEVOisGOD: yeah this is officially lame now

STEVOisGOD leaves.

CODYWILLIAMS93848: agreed get cody williams or kerry millano in here and it'd probably be better. im out.

CODYWILLIAMS93848 leaves.

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The Asian web interviewer had just asked his final question but Millano had no interest in hearing Bond's response.

MillanoCookie: jeebus chrife bond, ur jokes are making people leave the room. i'm outta here 2. do us all a favor and don't show up for destiny. we don't want sVo getting cancelled because they're televising executions.

gilmour_is_hardkore39: lmfao @ millano. alright, dipset.

gilmour_is_hardkore39 leaves

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He clicked out of the box before rising to a stance. House arrest left him with little to do other than fuck his girlfriend and/or play Xbox Live and he'd already dicked her down twice that day. He hummed as he pondered.

"Call of Duty 4.. for now," he nodded.

MillanoCookie leaves.
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