| A Not So Christmas Carol | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 22 2008, 03:02 AM (255 Views) | |
| Rex Fury | Feb 22 2008, 03:02 AM Post #1 |
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OOC: Sorry about the formatting...lame writing program...think of it as revolutionary...yeah, that's it, REVOLUTIONARY! SCENE-Rex Fury's Mother's House. Rex Fury's room is covered in posters of Playboy Playmates, Comic book characters. The door opens and in walks Rex Fury carrying plastic bags full of presents. Rex lays the bags down and crashes on the bed. REX FURY What a fucking horrible day! I hate shopping. People are always coughing up on products I want to buy and they're rude as fuck. As Rex is going on and on about his shitty shopping experience out of the closet emerges a specter like being. SPECTER LIKE BEING WOOOOOO!! BOOOOOO!! WOOOO!! I am the ghost of Christmas Past and I am here to haunt you...BWAAHH!! REX FURY No you're not. You're just a crazed fan wearing a blanket. Get the fuck outta here before I call the cops. CRAZED FAN Oh come on Rex...let me hang out with you. Did I at least seem credible as the Ghost of Christmas Past? REX FURY Coming out of the closet made you more like Joey Peyton-Stryker. I told you before...Get the fuck out of here before I call the cops. Rex kicks the fan in the ass and throws him out the window. As Rex turns around another specter like being is floating at the corner of his room. REX FURY Not another one. This return to the ring is really bringing out the crazies. Listen man just leave. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE I am the Ghost of Christmas Future and I am here to help you Rexford. Rex tries to grab the entity and realizes this is really a ghost. REX FURY Holy shit!...Wait a second shouldn't the Ghost of Christmas Past come first? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE He got stuck in traffic. That 405 freeway is a bitch. That's actually why I'm here late. If you want you could call me the Ghost of President’s Day Future or the Ghost of St. Valentine's Day Future. I'm not offended. REX FURY Ghost of Christmas Future works for me. So what's the deal? Where ya taking me? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE We are going to see the future. REX FURY By your name I kind of figured that out. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE So now you're Sherlock fuckin' Holmes. Just come with me and you will see what I mean. The Ghost of Christmas Future raises his left arm revealing his shaved legs with old hooker style stockings. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Oh shit. The Ghost of Christmas Future notices his mistake and raises his right arm. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Sorry...I keep forgetting to just raise the right arm.. REX FURY Just don't let it happen again. Can we go now! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Okay okay. The Ghost raises his right arm and then puts it back down. CUT TO: THE SVO CORPORATE BUILDING. Fancy cars come in and out of the huge Empire State Building like structure. The SVO logo shines on the top like a marquee at a Vegas casino. REX FURY Wow! That is huge. When did the SVO get that building? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Right after Jimmy Moretti fired Ascaron. The ratings skyrocketed and in came the green. REX FURY That's nice. Rex notices someone familiar parking cars and working as a valet. REX FURY Hey...is that...no way... GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Yes that's Christian Heights. He got fired too but he took his ass to the Unemployment line and got the job as the buildings Valet Parking Manager. Rex and the Ghost of Christmas Future walk into the main lobby of the building and they both spot a huge Rex Fury marble statue. The statue read THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL. REX FURY That is freaking amazing. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE You like? Jimmy had it built when you retired from the ring. The two head to the Gala Room where the SVO Christmas Party is being held. REX FURY This place just keeps getting better and better. Hey look its Orlando Fox. That son of a bitch still looks young. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE He's the black Irish man right? REX FURY Yeah and it looks like his black part took over...dude just stole Mike Polowy’s wallet. I don't know what's more surprising...the fact Polowy didn't see it or the fact that Orlando Fox is back. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE I see his Irish side was here earlier...I can smell the booze on his breath even from this distance. REX FURY Say what you want about the guy but he was always a party. Jimmy Moretti brought a clown/magician to this thing. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE That's not just any clown/magician. That's Night. After he stopped turning tricks on the streets he took a David Copperfield magic course and now does other types of tricks for a living. REX FURY I always felt the guy needed to get rid of that gothic gimmick. That shit went out with disco and Vanilla Ice. The crowd all gathers towards the stage area. As Joey Peyton approaches the podium the crowd cheers. JOEY PEYTON It is my pleasure to give the Lifetime achievement award to the only man to beat me without him having to job. A man who is without a doubt an innovator of our great sport. A man who is greater than anything I ever imagined to be...this man is... The Ghost of Christmas Future halts time, lifts his right arm and just like that they are both back in Rex Fury's room. REX FURY Why the fuck did you do that? Peyton was about to kiss my ass. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE I couldn't let you see yourself. It would disrupt some kind of time travel bullshit...didn't you ever see Back to the Future? As Rex is about to respond a car horn blares LA CUCARACHA from the outside. REX FURY El Gimiko is here? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Nah, that's the Ghost of Christmas Past. Dude loves low riders. Mexican guy...we had to hire him...Equal Opportunity shit. Don't wanna fuck with the government. Who's Gimiko? REX FURY No one cares...move on. The Ghost of Christmas Past enters the room through the window. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST BOOOOOO!!! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Stop the bullshit he already knew you were coming. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST When did you get here? Thanks for fucking up my grand entrance. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE I got here awhile ago. I already did my part now you do yours. Besides Oprah's coming on soon. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST That fucking 405 freeway is a bitch...oh and the cops kept pulling me over because of my ride. Damn racial profiling. REX FURY Pardon me for interrupting but who gives a shit. I want to see Christmas Past. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Fine fine. Get in the car...And I don't want to hear any back seat driving. REX FURY Let's go. Nice meeting you Mr. Christmas Future guy. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE Yeah yeah that's what they all say. The scene changes to the corporate buildings of the old sVo. The place is alive and reminds Rex of the SVO building in a smaller scale. REX FURY I remember this place. This is where I signed my first professional contract. The second floor was the marketing room. In the 3rd floor is were I nailed my first secretary...Oh wanks for the memories. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST You have a good memory...this is the sVo at the height of its glory. Let's go into the meeting room and I will show you a secret meeting that went on that you never knew of... The Ghost snaps his fingers and Rex and the Ghost are now inside a meeting room where Jimmy Moretti, John Page, Paige Johnson and Joey Peyton are all sitting. REX FURY I didn't know these motherfuckers had such a hard on for me. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST They wanted you gone. You were a trouble maker and in their eyes you were a threat. REX FURY Why are they just sitting there? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST They're waiting for Peyton to finish babbling on about how much he isn’t worried about you but still keeps talking about you. REX FURY We're gonna be here awhile...can you just fast forward. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST I've been fast forwarding this since I got to your house. Peyton can’t shut up. The babbling stops and the men begin to talk. JOEY PEYTON Listen Paige I want Rex Fury fired. He has caused me and my lover pain and aggravation. GM PAIGE JOHNSON Ok we will get rid of him. He is a pain in my 3 year old like ass. I will stand up to him and fire him. JIMMY MORETTI You can't do that. The guy is bringing in the ratings. No other face has had as much going for him like him. He is the future. Without him I may be forced to quit and hire more General Managers than the Chicago Cubs. Someone yells "CUT!" and the crew starts taking out movie making equipment. REX FURY What the hell is going on here? Steven Spielberg walks over from his Director's Chair. SPIELBERG Sorry Rex but our budget has run out. We can't continue this masterpiece. REX FURY Damn! We were so close to finishing this film. Where did all the money go? SPIELBERG Paulie Shore likes getting into his character, being that he played Joey Peyton he spent over $20,000 on butt plugs and issues of Blue Boy magazine. REX FURY Oh well, what can we do? SPIELBERG Just roll the credits. A NOT SO CHRISTMAS CAROL Rex Fury as Rex Gary Coleman as Crazed Fan Howard Stern as Ghost of Christmas Future Cheech Marin as Ghost of Christmas Past Jake Gyllenhall as Christian Heights Mr. T as Orlando Fox Christopher Reeve's corpse as Mike Polowy Paulie Shore as Joey Peyton Tom Cruise as Jimmy Moretti Directed by Steven Spielberg |
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