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| joseph_peyton | Feb 19 2008, 11:15 AM Post #1 |
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I feel bad for my opponents, Ascaron, Heights and Fury. They will all be losers, and Vegas will be the meanest town on earth for them. February 18th, 4:20pm Las Vegas, Nevada Goodfella’s Casino Joey Peyton is strolling through Goodfella’s casino with a smile on his face. His walk has changed and so has his status, many watch his smooth stride as he gives waves to the eyes that stare. He’s been ordering rounds of Jack and coke for himself but that is not why he is so happy. Last night, marked his third straight victory. He has evened his record completely and the confidence has given him a ‘sky is the limit’ attitude. It’s perfecting timing for a change like this; he’s going into sVo’s Pay Per View “Roll the Dice” for a chance at becoming Brock’s number one contender. Rewarding himself, he has been taking a couple days of rest to enjoy the money that has been piling in. Once in debt at sVo, and sitting on the opening bouts for weeks, he has emerged back to where he started, successful and rich. He’s already a division favorite and high up on the totem pole; his chance at gold is around the corner, he won't miss that corner again. Joey Peyton: What happened last week in Vegas, sure as fuck didn’t stay in Vegas. My victory against two men and a first class insuranced message to the one who was watching and playing commentary, Rex Fury. I could tell that he was happy sitting and watching than to actually be participating with me, and to be honest he looked mucher better as a commenator. I mean fuck at least you can press mute. Now this wanker is supposed to face me? Ha, I just hope he didn’t waste all his travel money at the brothels. Only god knows how much action a man in a yellow ninja outfit gets... This fucking rookie frustrates me, facing the easiest wrestler in sVo, Ascaron, and now expecting to be competition? Just thinking about his yellow jumpsuit and piano entrance music is enough to laugh at but then he expects to release the “ReXplosion” against me? Peyton chuckles at the thought Joey Peyton: Well, I hope Fury is fucking strapping some protection because the ReXplosion will be as premature as his privilege of facing me. Speaking of premature 'exploders', Last week at Showdown 16, Moretti said some very positive things about Fury, Do I smell another Shooting Star episode? Let’s not forget how that MIA son of a bitch ruined my sVo World Championship opportunity with a Super kicking interference... What’s different this time is that I’m ready for anyone to come at me, I’m not letting some New York City wannabe Soprano, control my destiny. Moretti, after I wack this cartoon character you put me against, I'm hoping for your acceptance, payable in the form of kissing my ass. So many games you can own and control, but I'll always be the only one to beat the house. Peyton takes his place at a blackjack table and changes five grand into chips. The dealer and Peyton have met before; in fact they are now on a first name basis. With no one else playing at the table, they began a casual conversation and Peyton starts thinking of a plan to raise some fire with Moretti. Plan: 1 Establish Friendship With Dealer Joey Peyton: What do we have here? A black dealer named Jack, how wack is that? Running a Black Jack table!? The two exchange props in a friendly manner. Jack Smith: Haha, Hey Joey. At the Casino again? Not typical too see you two nights in a row, you aren’t turning into a man of luck, are you? Joey Peyton: Three straight victories in sVo, all won without a drop of sweat. The joke is on you, Jack. Jack Smith: Ah! Is it three consecutive victories that equal skill? Joey Peyton: I figure, the first match is unwatched and known as “luck” in victory, second match is the test to prove it wasn’t a lucky pin and the third match is the acceptance from the rest in sVo who truly realize the talent. Jack Smith: If that it the case, you truly are running on luck at this table. I got a three out of four, dealer – player ratio, in my favor. Joey Peyton: Oh! Is that why it is so empty at this table? I would have sworn it was because you’re scaring looking nigga. The pair smirk at each other’s little verbal battle, admiring each other’s comebacks. Joey Peyton: But honestly, I’ve been working my ass off and I just needed some ‘Joey Time’. The new cats in my division are really giving me a hell of a workout, and by workout I mean chasing their fucking asses around the ring. If these guys spend more time wrestling than wearing their ridiculous outfits and creating their stupid names, It might be interesting. Jack Smith: The name Rex Fury sure doesn’t put a shiver my skin, sounds like a little man trying to look bigger. Joey Peyton: That’s what I thought, Just look at all the sVo champions, none of them have any out of ordinary names like Ascaron. Too bad, Fury can't look tough with his love for sausages and dicks. Jack Smith: Love for sausage and dicks? Joey Peyton: All he talks about is dicks,cocks, and sausages. He confuses me with fucking that failed pornstar, Joe Stryker, but it kind of worries me because what if he isn’t confusing anyone, what if in fact he looks at my shit in the locker rooms and that is why he is brings me up. Jack Smith: Shit, I hope you your not fucking losing your mind. Joey Peyton: I’m serious, I’ve seen this kid in tears because he fell down the Showdown card. He’s clearly trying to repeat my huge success as a rookie and just listening to the conversations he and his butt buddy ‘Majors’ have, man… It’s scary. Jack Smith: Majors? That some army soldier mother fucka? Joey Peyton: Ha, more like some dude you’d see in “To catch a predator”. He’s Rex Fury’s “Super Agent”. Jack Smith: : He has a “Super Agent”? Peyton laughs and begins to curiously think of the job expectations that a “super agent” must complete, he pictures Majors and Rex pretending to be ninjas and having fake light saber Star War battles. Joey Peyton: Why does he have an agent, period? This kid even proclaims himself a “one minute wonder”. He needs to get a “super psychologist” before this match, because if he thinks his fall from the card is bad, wait till he experiences a impossible recovery after “Roll The Dice.” Jack Smith: : He’s going to wish he had dice to roll, the only rolling he will be doing is onto a stretcher. Joey Peyton: : Haha, maybe I can beat fucking sense into this kid, Redo his dropping on the head as a child issues but fuck him for now, let’s get down to business, Jack. Jack Smith: You ready to get this going? Plan 1: Successful Joey Peyton: One minute. Let me order some drinks for us… Plan 2: Get the Casino dealer drunk, Take advantage and take Moretti’s house money. Jack Smith: Joey, I can’t do that. No flickering a dealers concentration, It’s Moretti’s house rules. Joey Peyton: Come on, Aren’t we chill? I’ll get two Jack and Cokes, If Moretti or anyone walks over, tell em it’s just Coca-Cola. Like that, it’s settled. Jack Smith: All right, I’m sure that streak you got going on would drop away any problem. Joey Peyton: Oh, it has already, I’m bringing in the fans man. I’m more exciting than anyone in my division, especially than that wankster, Christian Heights. Joey Peyton searches his pockets for a paper, he saved Joey Peyton: Check these statistics out… Joey Peyton pulls out a piece of paper with some recent Showdown statistics, the camera zooms in on the paper. Showdown Statistics: sVo Showdown 14 – Attendance: 9,676 sVo Showdown 15 – Attendance: 9,780 sVo Showdown 16 - TBA While Jack Smith’s eyes look over the paper and question the importance, Peyton orders the two drinks. Joey Peyton: You see, every time I win, the following weeks show attendance rises. Keep in mind, this is also with Moretti and a limited schedule of appearing. Jack Smith: That’s interesting, what about Showdown 16? Joey Peyton: I printed this paper before that information was available, but based on the estimate that Banks and Brock gave me earlier today, it is 9,999. Jack Smith: That is impressive marketing, I won’t deny. Isn’t that max capacity? Joey Peyton: Yeah, it's more than impressive, it’s Fury’s “Sweet” mixed with Christian Height’s “Dope”. The two drinks arrive; Peyton and Jack Smith take their glass. Both take a sip and get down to business. Plan 2: Successful Joey Peyton: Lets get this shit going! The dealer grabs his pulls his headset mic closer to his face and begins an open invitation, inviting players to his table. Jack Smith: Come on, come on. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the one and only, Joey Peyton here, at this very table. Join us as we are playing Black Jackkkkkk, my name is Jack Smith and I’m your dealer. The rules are simply ladies and gentlemen, The hand with the highest total wins as long as it doesn’t exceed 21, a hand higher than 21 is a bust, and you lose. Joey Peyton: Using me as advertisement now, huh? Jack Smith: Hey, you convinced me, it’s a compliment. Joey Peyton: Let me give it a try. Jack alerts Peyton with a worried expression but Peyton persists, Jack takes a sip of his drink and passes the head set to Peyton Joey Peyton: Check, 1…2. Check. Jack Smith: It’s on, go for it Peyton gives a little cough to clear out his voice Joey Peyton: BITCHESSSS AND GENTLEMEN, Joseph Peyton is here and inviting you for some fun, Come and test your luck playing black jack with a black man named jack! You can win some big cash and than call your ‘honey’ and tell him/her to pack their bags… because there fucking out of your life and your rich! Jack shakes his head in disappointment, he’s smiling however. Jack Smith: I’m a nigga from the projects and I got more optimistic speech than you, god dammit, wait until Moretti hears about this. My black ass is going to get even more burnt. Joey Peyton: Jack, I got an idea than. You got a three out of four win ratio, right? Jack Smith: Yea. Plan B: The Great Cheat. Joey rethinks of his past intentions of taking advantage of Jack, and makes a new plan. He whispers it quickly to Jack Smith, a young couple comes to the table. They look very out of place and Joey knew they were most likely new to the game. The two have about 2k each and Peyton still has his 5k. Jack Smith and Joey discreetly nod in agreement to their ‘plan’. Jack Smith: All right, are all three of you ready? The group nods, and the dealer begins to two shoot the cards out. Peyton smiles in excitement and very noticeably gives a shout of happiness, the others at the table watch him. They can tell he is confident, why? He just put all his chips in. They as well do, predicting the dealer is going to let him win due to his star status. The dealer pulls out an ace and king. Peyton has 18, The man has 17, and the girl has 19. Black Jack, they all lose. The two are disappointed and Joey begins to yell. Joey Peyton: FUCK THAT’S ALL MY CHIPS, GOD DAMMIT! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I’M ONLY RICH. Peyton looks at the couple who gives him a dirty look. He jumps out from the table and walks towards the exit of Goodfella’s, he stands outside waiting. His plan has worked, he and Jack planned the ace and king. Plan B: Mission Accomplished. One hour later… Peyton is still outside watching the Asian tourists making a big deal out of a waterfall, Jack goes on his break, he also heads towards the same exit route. Jack Smith: Damn, Your plan worked. Joey Peyton: I knew that couple would believe in me and go all in too, now that’s 14k you won because of me, let’s split it 50/50. Jack Smith: 7,500/7,500 both come out with profit. Joey Peyton: 2,500 richer… Thank you, nothing is better than stealing from the Moretti. Just a little dash of the payback, I plan to unleash in these upcoming weeks. Jack Smith: You’re right, it does feel a little good to fight the power, you know not always bow to the white man. Joey Peyton: With my growing fan base, I will soon be known as ‘the power’, you can be my ‘super agent’. Jack Smith: Aha, you want to try this plan, once more? Joey Peyton: Let’s do it… Black Power! Jack Smith: Fight the Power! Black Power The two laugh and slowly walk back into Goodfella’s Casino The scene ends. |
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