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The Premature One Minute Wonder Rex Fury; rp.2
Topic Started: Feb 1 2008, 03:57 AM (57 Views)
Joe_Stryker
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As I waited for Fury to make the decision of continuing with the match, a rope seemed to tighten around my neck. Losing this match would devastating. I’ve been surviving off of past movies and now the debt was piling up. I feel like I’m walking the emotional tightrope between life and death. The stress, tension, and gloominess is unbearable, even know I’m striving for only victory. It was during these thoughts that Fury decided to revitalize my warrior defense mode and pursue two challenges that ended up accomplishing laughter.


Skid Row
Los Angeles, California
2/1/08 1:20am


The lights don’t shine on these particular streets and aside the LAPD squad cars. Skid Row is what Americans like to ignore. 100,000 homeless crowded together in their portable cardboard boxes, the privileged with portable tents. In fact, the only thing you will see shining on these streets is the crystal meth that consumes even the former wealthy attorneys that were once assigned to defend these civilians, now walking among them. A taxi pulls by a corner, the beginning of the long stretch of poverty and out of the door comes Stryker and buddy Jim Beatty.

Taxi: Thirty-five dollars

Never one to openly express his financial troubles especially with a millionaire to his side, Stryker pulls out the specially placed pile of big bills. The taxi driver is tapping his fingers on the wheel, very nervous about the area surroundings.

Stryker: Fifty, keep the change.

Taxi: Thank you, sir. Be safe.

The taxi quickly drives off and standing out like Fury’s out of the closet yellow suit are Stryker and Jim in their brand new suits.

Jim: Why the fuck are we he?

Stryker: You wanted to visit Los Angeles and I figured this would give you a good taste of real life.

Jim: In the asshole of earth?

Stryker: Sometimes you have to take a lot of shit before you start smelling the roses.

Jim: I have my own business and don’t need to bother with this shit.

Stryker: Just relax, enjoy it.

From across the street a whistle is heard, the two ignore it but the whistle is heard louder. Suddenly, a dark skin individual who is wearing a bright yellow dress jaywalks to their side.

Individual: I’m a virgin, I’m a virgin… don’t you want to pop my cherry?

For someone as lonely as the speed dating Fury, this would be a great offer but as mentioned before this individual is of unknown sex. Stryker is enjoying the reality that Jim has never experienced, just another drag queen.

Jim: Are you a fucking dude?

Individual: I can be anything you want. You know you want these exotic lips. Ooohh I’mm Sooo Hoooornnnnyyy!

Stryker: Haha! Jim, are you in shock?

Jim: What the fuck, Joe.

Stryker: Go for it, those nice monkey lips. We know damn well Fury would go for it.

Drag Queen: Ooohhh Furyyyy? Is that your name?

Stryker: No, but I’m sure you have had the privilege of having him as a customer. In fact, he is really lonely tonight and an easy quick buck. He is a self proclaimed “One Minute Wonder” and has a thing for jacking off to Playboy magazines but his disadvantage is that he never can open the 2nd page before it’s too late.

Jim: Ha, he did say he was the “One Minute Wonder”

Stryker: Yeah, but after the study of his visit to speed dates and using my name for girls, mixed with his yellow suit, I would presume it is because the women meet and are out of his sight in a minute.

Drag Queen: Boys, I’m stillll here.

Stryker: What’s your name?

Drag Queen: Diamond or Crystal or Milky…

Jim: Were your parents color blind?

Stryker: Seriously, your darker than Wesley Snipes but that’s fine. I want to propose a deal to you and the money will be vast, how much do you make a night?

Drag Queen: Thirty, Forty dollars.

Stryker: I will fly you to Vegas and provide transportation so you can meet this lonely, yellow suited son of a star wars collector, and you two can connect in all ways. If you accomplish this feat, that’s five hundred in your hands.

Drag Queen: Oooooooohhhhhh!

Stryker: I know, such an orgasmic offer. Oh, one more thing. Use a different name like Princess Leia. He’s a ninja so he is really into all that weird shit.

Drag Queen: I like lightsabers, ohhh imm soo dirrttyy.

Stryker: Yes, yes you are. I’m sure if his lightsaber has the same instincts as his style… You’ll be lying face down with him most of the night.

Stryker gives Jim a quick grin

Stryker: So the plane will leave…

Jim: Don’t do it.

Stryker: He gave my digits away to some fucking whale during his speed dates, fuck him. To be honest, I’m doing him a favor. He didn’t find anyone in his speed dates and to add to that there wasn’t even a guy at his dates, so it makes sense.

Jim: Fine, but if he catches some sexual disease just know you’re responsible.

Stryker: Responsible for encouraging him to put his dick in something else rather than Sgt. Biggs? By the name, I’m actually thinking of rephrasing that… Responsible for encouraging him to grab a dick out of his mouth and put his into someone’s?

Jim: Your right.

Stryker: The details are simple…

The scene fades out with Stryker explaining information leading to the great plot against Rex.
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