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Triple X Joe 'adult Star' Stryker; Stretching Rex
Topic Started: Jan 31 2008, 12:25 AM (76 Views)
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A group of three obese men walk toward the door of the house, one nearly falling on a crack in the pavement, the other sweating from the loose grip he has on his equipment. They are big but they are not intimidating, one of them looks like a close resemblance of Homer Simpson the other Kyle Gas from the rock band, Tenacious D. They are startled to see that a female thong is hung on the doorknob, something that is not a common view for this bunch.


“Knock, Knock”


Stryker jumps out of his bed and frantically attempts to get himself prepared…


15 seconds later…


“Hello, Mr. Stryker?”


Stryker grabs his pill bottle and quickly swallows two blue pills…


30 seconds later…


“Mr. Strykerrrrr, it’s the camera crew”


Stryker quickly does some jumping jacks to flow the blood smoothly through his lower body…


45 seconds later…


“We have a appointment for your television interv….”


The door quickly opens.


There he is… Joey Stryker. It appears he has just woke up by the ‘morning dust’ still in his eyes yet his hair is slicked back, as if he just had to spend the last 45 seconds to stall for it, yet he is missing important things such as clothing.

Joey Stryker: Welcome to the Jungleeeeeeeee!

Stryker is pointing a major boner and he can tell that he elephant dosed the viagra.

The obese men are stunned wondering if Stryker even realizes he is nude but after the testicle scratching, they soon realize he is well aware.

Joey Stryker: Yes, this is the big cock that made me famous!

Man: Um…

Joey Stryker: Yes, it is an organ! And I am 100 percent Caucasian. In fact, I’m 25 percent Asian. I’m breaking all the sterotypes.

Man 2: Stryker. Do you know who we are?

Joey Stryker: Adult Video Network, right?

Man: This is the Sanction Violence Organisation crew…

Joey Stryker: Oh, what? Wait, what? Oh, fuck my ass!

Stryker runs to his calendar to recheck his schedule.

February 1st, 2008
-AVN Hall Of Fame Award Ceremony
-AVN Video Interview
-Get Blue Pills
-sVo is supposed to come back Jan 30th.
-Get pussyyy


Joey Stryker: Fuck, I’ve been in like a coma these past days. I’m a day off completely. I’m supposed to receive my Hall Of Fame AVN award for my performing ability back when I was an adult film star, I figured, “fuck, they are here and I’m not prepared! I better get this monster flowing to show my appreciation” you know?

Man: I kind of get the picture, So…

Joey Stryker: So?

Man: Your still about a good millimeter from poking me, Stryker.

Stryker looks down, still nude… and hanging

Joey Stryker: My bad, don’t even notice anymore, I’ll get some tight-tight jeans on.

Man: Maybe some cold ice bags, too.

Joey Stryker: Ah, good call.

20 minutes later…

Stryker walks back into the living room, the men’s eyes open as it looks like a serpent of evil is trying to escape the thigh portion of Stryker’s tight-tight pants.

Joey Stryker: Okay, well at least I managed to get my clothes back on… that took a while… It’s like a wrestling match in itself.

Man: Can we begin?

Joey Stryker: Woah, pushy pushy faaaattt man

Man 2: Stryker, we don’t have all day. You know, we have dealt with your miscalculations, your stalling, your huge… distractions. Please, we need to head off and go interview your opponent soon, Rex Fury?

Joey Stryker: Stretch Rex? Woah, is he an ex-pornstar too? A fudgepacker, huh?
Man 3: No, actually.

Man 1: He’s quite new to the game as well? Are you ready to actually win a match?

Joey Stryker: DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS?

Man 1: What?

Joey Stryker: DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE FUCKING WOODS?

Man 1: Yes.

Joey Stryker: Okay.

Man 3: That was unusual?

Joey Stryker: What? I understand his question, he asked “Are you ready to actually win a match?” and I said “DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE FUCKING WOODS?” which is an obvious, yes.

Man 3: Oh.

Joey Stryker: Yeah, next time I’ll use something different…

Man 1: So you’re confident? Ready to work among the rest as a top wrestler?

Joey Stryker: DID I FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS?

Man 1: I’m sorry, I can’t work with this shit.

Joey Stryker: YEAH, LEAVE. JUST CUM AND GO! REPLAY MY LIFE
CUMMIN AND GOING, YEAAHH.

Before the camera leaves, Stryker stares at the camera and yells

THIS SHOWDOWN I WILL BE STRYKKKINNGGGG BACKKKK!!!!
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