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Topic Started: Jan 12 2008, 11:02 PM (52 Views)
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”Are you with Michael Polowy?”

The question bounced off the inside of his head. If he had a dime for every time he was asked that question this week Johnny All-Star would be a millionaire and be able to retire from the sVo. Who new that something so random as a belt shot up against the head of the pompous, self-conceited, boring ass Psyko Stevo would illicit such a response.


Goooood Morning Las Vegas.

The voice came across the airwaves as people were arriving to work, just getting up, made their ways to work.

As always this is Gonzo Greg and Nicole, and you’re listening to Gonzo In The Morning on Las Vegas’ alternative radio station AREA108.

Good morning Gonzo.

The sultry voice of Gonzo In The Morning’s co-host Nicole came over the airways.

I hope you’ve taken your pain pills and limbered up for this mornings show Greg. I have no idea what you were thinking when you booked this show.

Check and check. Done and done. For you listeners out there this morning that didn’t tune in yesterday and don’t know what’s going on, for the last week I’ve been bad mouthing Vegas’ own Johnny “All-Star” Starzano. Well yesterday Mr. “All-Star” actually called into the show. Can we play that back Nicole?


Gonzo, you sorry sonovabitch. I don’t know where in the hell you get off bad mouthing me to all of your listeners. I should come down there and smack the taste out of your mouth you sack of shit.

Whoa there Johnny it’s all in fun.

All in fun my ass, you freaking washed up shock jock. How about I come down there and give you a real shock.



So there you have it. We did Mr. “All-Star” one better though. This morning we took the Gonzo in the Morning radio show on the road and are broadcasting live from Johnny All-Stars turf, the sVo Arena deep in the heart of Goodfella’s Casino.

Ummm hmmm. I can’t wait to see Johnny. He’s so yummy. Plus I get to see him in action.

Gonzo Greg can be heard clearing his throat.

Sorry Gonzo, you look good in your uni-tard. Lets just hope he doesn’t hurt you too bad.

Thanks Nicole. Yes my faithful listeners this morning is a first for radio. You get to hear the Great Gonzo’s debut in a sVo ring. Pictures will be up on Myspace later this afternoon. And who knows maybe you can catch me Sunday night at sVo’s Sunday Night Showdown.

At that moment Pretty Vegas begins to play and the fake radio show applause could be heard.

Well ladies and gentleman it looks like our guest Johnny All-Star is live in the Gonzo in The Morning traveling studio. Well good morning Mr. All-Star. Let me first start off by apologizing for my behavior this past week. I had no right to mock an institution of Las Vegas like yourself.

The mocking tone in his voice carried over the airwaves.

First off let me start by saying cut the crap Gonzo. We both know why I’m here.

Ohhh he told you Gonzo.

Ignoring Nicole’s comment All-Star continues.

I have no idea what you personally have against me, or why you’ve targeted me. But it was a mistake. Now I may not have your respect, nor do I need your respect but by the end of this show I will have earned your respect.

Oh you mean like the respect you earned last week when you put Michael Polowy’s championship belt up side the head of one Psyko Stevo.

Not exactly Gonzo. That wasn’t a respect thing. That was a decision. A decision that I will have to live with. I was sick of Stevo, week in and week out listening to his long drawn out promos about how he is better than the rest of the roster, about his morals, about how he is the only one that deserves a title shot. The sVo viewers don’t see the Stevo that the rest of us see. If you ask Stevo he would probably tell you that the company would fall down without him. The sVo was around before Stevo came around, and the sVo will still be around long after he retires again in a month or so. But enough about that blowhard, there are many talented wrestlers on the sVo roster besides him, many new up and comers who deserve their time in the spotlight. Like for example my opponent for this weeks Showdown, Night.

Night? Never heard tell of him before. Ohh, I get it the guy’s a newcomer. Great challenge for you. You’ve been wrestling for years and you get to fight a newcomer to the business. Sounds like a wrestler fighting someone like say….me.

Newcomer …. Hardly. Night is an accomplished hardcore legend from Japan. He just hasn’t hit it big State side yet is all. But I’m glad that it gave you another chance to get a jab in at me Gonzo. You’re pretty good at that.

That’s our Gonzo. King of the insults and zingers.

We’ll see how quick he can think on his feet when he steps into that ring there with me. Now back to Night, don’t think I’m underestimating him. I will be on my toes this Sunday night. I would like to expect a clean fight but who knows what will happen with Carter’s goons running around, and Psyko Stevo’s personal lackey Howie Banks with the night off. Let’s just say I’ve heard a few rumors floating around of a little retaliation coming from Stevo’s camp.

Well looks like you have your work cut out for you. We’ll be back right after this break when I will be stepping into the ring with Mr. All-Star and we will settle things once and for all.

And I can’t wait to see it. Two sweaty men, one fine and one not so fine, beating the hell out of each other. Maybe I’ll offer myself to the winner.

You’re such a slut Nicole.

After a couple of spots for upcoming concerts and the upcoming sVo/HWF PPV the show returns to the air.

Well during the commercial break Gonzo has made sure that his health insurance is up to snuff and now he has stepped into the ring. Gonzo, is your mic working?

Whhh yff ip it. (Why yes it is.)

Gonzo’s voice muffled by the mouth guard he is wearing comes across the airways.

Thff isnn gnnna ba ta bam. (This isn’t gonna be too bad.)

Good. Now are you ready Johnny? Please take it easy on him.

I was born ready Nicole.

The ring bell sounds as a muffled cry could be heard coming from Gonzo as he apparently rushes All-Star. We wouldn’t know seeing as we are just listening.

Grraaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

Suddenly there is a sound of someone crashing to the mat.

Ohhh that had to hurt. Gonzo rushed All-Star with all he had and All-Star simply stepped out of the way and Gonzo fell over the ropes.

Some slightly muttering and cursing can be heard as Gonzo slaps the mat from the outside, then some rustling from outside the ring.

Gonzo’s got a chair. This can’t end well. Hopefully Gonzo has enough sick days’ left.

Some back and forth can be heard coming from the ring followed by a load chair slamming sound.

Ohhhh. That had to hurt. All-Star didn’t even do anything again. The Great Gonzo rushed him with the chair and all he did was raise his foot driving the chair into Gonzo’s own head. Oh. What. I’m supposed to count. Ok. 1…. 2…. 3. You’re winner and Gonzo in the Morning Champion, Johnny All-Star.

Thank you for joining us here today Mr. All-Star, and you’re prize will be in your dressing room after today’s show.

We’ll be back right after this break with sVo General Manager Paige Johnson.


As the music plays to break Nicole’s voice can be heard breaking through.

Ummm should we call an ambulance or something.
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