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Svo Exclusive: My Own Psyko Steve; Showdown 12 rp 1
Topic Started: Jan 8 2008, 11:09 PM (95 Views)
Alex Ross
The Perfect 10
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After a disappointing loss last week on Showdown, Alex Ross moves into a new week, fresh and full of excuses. A response to his match last week as well as his interference with the 8-man tag team main event has been highly anticipated and is now coming to the viewers and workers of the sVo alike.


The scene opens in what appears to be the very same room that Alex Ross debuted in. A spotlight is on, but not so much focused in one spot, but pans out wide, revealing the entire wall as far as the screen goes. The plain white wall and the glossed cement floor are all that are visible until Alex Ross, wearing a hideous purple suit with yellow pinstripes, which is shiny, almost plastic looking, steps from off screen and walks over to a blue piece of tape on the floor. He is sure to center himself on it and then looks up to the camera. Ross flicks his hair back and puts on a puppy-like visage, to the point of ridiculousness.

Alex Ross: Good evening ladies and gents, my viewers. Alex Ross here, you know me. Well, I've been lucky enough to have been approached, as the future of sVo, to do a commercial. Moretti and company feel that they need to add something fresh to the advertising campaigns, so I've been selected to help promote the new "My Own sVo Superstar!" product. This right now, is your very own behind-the-scenes look at this commercial. I'm here for a few reasons right now, actually... Before we actually start with the commercial, I have some explaining to do, as far as my loss to The Storyteller this past week on Showdown. I'm sure you all want to hear the real reason why Alex Ross failed to take the double-you in that gimme of a match, but trust me, I have a very, very good excuse. You see, The Storyteller is a coward. From the very beginning he brought our match-up outside of the ring, which we all know is blatantly against the rules, otherwise there would be no such thing as count-out. The Storyteller pushed this regulation and took advantage of our honest sport. Once he made it clear that he was genuinely afraid of yours truly, his only escape was to cheat his way to victory. I'm disgusted with this man's dirty antics. He choked me, he cut off my air supply, so that I could no longer properly defend myself. Have you ever been denied your right to breath oxygen, folks? Do you realize what damage he could have done to my brain? He tried to make me one of his kind. He wanted to transform me into one of his little retard friends back in Maine. That is not fair to me, that is not fair to my fans, and Mr. Karloff, that is not fair to society. This man is a menace and has fought under a very unprofessional code. I know that our staff here in the sVo saw what happened, and I can promise you sir, you will pay for your lack of sportsmanship in the end. I didn't lose my debut match, no, it was stolen from me. It was stolen from me by a cheater... But cheaters happen in this sick, cruel world... Which is why this next week is a brand new week.

Alex Ross's frown instantly changes to a beaming smile.

Alex Ross: It seems that despite my loss last week, in my very first sVo competitive activity, the guys in the back saw something special about me. You see, my debut match meant nothing to my career. That was only an introduction, and my friends, first impressions mean very little when the man who comes out on bottom shines much greater than the other. The Storyteller is a bland generic who ten years from now is going to be overlooked. No one is going to remember the giant who neglects his past because it's just too much pain for his size 26 shoes to walk with. He can participate in as many semi-final rounds in as many tournaments for the Jackshit Title as he wants, but you see, Alex Ross is the one who, in his second sVo match, is getting a title shot for the International Championship against Psyko Stevo. Be sure not to leave out the part where Alex Ross goes on to much better things than you, when you write in your journal.. *ahem* novel tonight, Mr. Morgan.

Perhaps my interference with Psyko Stevo's match on Sunday has something to do with my pairing up against him this week. I attacked versus his team, but that attack was nothing personal, it was business. My interference was definitely aimed towards both teams, though. I was hoping that both parties could take note of what I did. But you know, this title match, it only means that my interference fulfilled its purpose. I brought myself to the main event. This is the time to decide, whether you big-names on my side, or if you're against me? This decision could potential make or break their career. Oh, yes, hardy har har, I can see the interview where Psyko Steve says that being on my side would break a career, yeah, good stuff... But Stevo, this match is going to be a lot more than cutting edge insults straight from the playground. For me, that was round one, with the Storyteller... This "chapter" of my career, if I may continue to mock my dear friend Michael Morgan, is about something much grander in scale. No, this match isn't going to be about fighting, what about my personality makes you think this is going to be a physically grueling match for either of us? No, I am a showman. I'm boxing today. We see the action, we for some reason still buy into the action, but we all know what's really going on. This match isn't about what you see, but what you don't see. This match, my friend, is going to be about theatrics. We are back to the concept of deception. This is about who can be smarter in the pre-game mind-playing. I promise you, Stevo, that once I am in your head, you have no chance of winning in the physical part of a match. Presentation is the key aspect to any man's success. You've gotten to where you are, and undefeated, no less... But Psyko, have you been challenged? Have you faced any more than Joe Simpleton the technician who "want put cross-face make psyko tap"? I'm something it doesn't seem that the sVo is accustomed to. I'm diverse. I don't rely on a hypodermic needle to add tallies to my win column. I have a new technique, so cutting edge, that people like you just can't understand it. Yeah, it's got a few kinks in it, Storyteller found that out, but that's the risk you run with cutting edge. That's a risk I am willing to take.

Unfortunately for you, Stevo, we have to start our getting to know eachother in such a harsh way. I don't want this to be cut-throat to the point where you will rule out being one of my followers some day, so we're going to start this out with something fun. We are now ready to begin the filming process of this commercial project I was telling you about. It is because of my lucky stars that I get the privilege to promote the PSYKO STEVO doll in this particular part of the campaign, which is truly ironic to my current professional situation in the ring. Oh, and they've given me some creative control as to how we do this, so as director and actor, we now present to you, "My Own Psyko Stevo".


The lights flick off to total darkness. Several different voices are heard here and there, whispering. Somewhere off-screen someone starts counting down.

3!

2!

1!


A half-second after the number one, the spotlight clicks back on, but this time much more concentrated on center screen. Alex Ross is standing in the same place as he was, which happens to be under said spotlight. In front of him, however, is a black cart. The cart tops off at about waist level with Ross. He leans on the cart and signals. On the signal, another camera man plants himself mid-screen and starts recording. In a very artificial excitement, Alex Ross starts to speak.

Alex Ross: HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS! DO YOU LIKE WRESTLING? OF COURSE YOU DO! EVER WONDERED WHAT ITS LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR VERY OWN SVO SUPERSTAR?! OF COURSE YOU HAVE! Well, now is your chance to do so! For a limited time, the Sanctioned Violence Organisation is releasing a very special item that will allow you live in the same house as your favorite sVo superstar! Feed it, bathe it, dress it, put it to bed, THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THESE DOLLS!

Ross goes through the inside of the cart and sets three 16 inch plastic dolls on the surface. He waves his hand over top and takes a huge breath in. He uses this large amount of air to spit out the next line with great intensity and speed.

AND, IF YOU HURRY, YOU CAN GET OUR VERY SPECIAL EDITION FEATURED SUPERSTAR, PSSSSSSSSYKO STEVOOOOOOOO! YAY!

Ross goes back down to the cart and pulls out a similar, but obviously tampered doll. This doll is the special edition Psyko Stevo doll, only with lipstick smeared across the mouth and a Freddy Mercury-esque attire, fully equipped with suspenders, feminine slacks, and of course, no shirt.

Alex Ross: That's right, kids! Check out these features! Special edition sequin pants really bring out Stevo's blue eyes! Oh, and appearance isn't half of it! With this doll and this doll only, Stevo's head is a fine rubber, as opposed to these other dolls with hard, cheap plastic, to make sure that his head will fit in orifices of any size! Of ANY SIZE!!!!!

At this point, camera crew is confused as to whether or not they should continue recording. The cameraman in mid-screen shuts his camera off completely and walks away. Our behind the scenes camera stays on for the action, however. About six men in t-shirts and headsets run on set. Two of the men forcably take the doll from Alex Ross and another two grab him by the arms. Alex puts up little struggle, knowing the battle is pointless. Another man rolls the cart off-screen. The final man makes eye-contact with Ross and sighs. He stares for a moment, then walks away disappointed. The camera fades out.
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