| So Underground, No One Knows Him!; Vs. Newfield Rp. 1 | |
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| Joe_Stryker | Dec 31 2007, 11:43 PM Post #1 |
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sVo Rookie
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The scene opens to a cold morning in the heart of Los Angeles. The end of December is near but the weather is in no way effected by this. The wind still chills the thousands of homeless people in the street, ruining their fresh food by surprising them with rain. It is now drizzling and the camera is jogging side by side Joe Stryker. He is following a new diet plan set up by his trainer, Doug, who has offered to work with him day by day so his introduction to the sVo can be smooth. The lights at the Staples Center are seen shining into the air, Los Angeles Lakers must be playing. Doug: You feeling it? Joe stops for a second to look at his partner and quickly blows his freezing hands. Joe Stryker: Can’t feel much of anything right now. Stryker feels drips coming out of his nose, could it be from the cocaine the previous night? Or is he getting a cold. Joe Stryker: If I catch a cold in this motherfucker… well, you can bet I won’t be to happy entering that ring with a red nose in front of all those people…those women. Plus, the fact my assest in my pants won’t be at full functioning form. That is the whole reason I decided on actually wearing those faggish tight wrestling clothes, to show the bulge. Doug: You better get used to this pain and suffering. I’m not one to take much moaning out of anyone especially over a cold when in the ring you will be facing fists. Joe Stryker: Yeah… but those are for bills. I figure I can kill two birds with one stone. I can beat Newfields ass and than model over his dropped body and get a side deal with that. Look at me. I am a legend. My porn videos have sold thousands before I got into this profession. Doug: Listen, you hired me to get your ass back into shape. You want to look like Ron Jeremy? be my fucking guest. I have plenty of clients all around the Southern California area that are just waiting for me to get them into shape. This Paris Hilton treatment isn’t going to last if you want me to bust your ass into shape. I’m not taking that ego bullshit just because you have a huge cock in your pants Joe Stryker: Haha Doug: What is so funny? Joe Stryker: Dude, it’s just… nevermind. Doug: Tell me. Joe Stryker: Well, I always thought you were a homosexual, which never was something that hurt me you know? I figure “Hey, I see some skinny little fairy running around I’m sure he knows his shit” because let’s face it if I had a female trainer, I would have to resort to that bulimic shit. So, I’m kinda confirming it the more we speak so may I ask? Doug: Oh, you silly snake in the grass… Joe Stryker: Don’t say anymore, confirmed. Let’s just move on with your squirrelly program. Doug: We are going to take a left here and jog up this hill Joe Stryker: Dude, a hill? I have a hangover. I can’t do a hill. Doug: You will. Stryker gives a stare at Doug who shows no sign of letting up. Doug: Let’s go. Stryker is losing his patience and goes on route Doug: Move this cheeks, Move em. Joe Stryker: What the fuck… Doug is grinning innocently Joe Stryker: You keep that up and I promise something will be rolling down the top of this hill. Doug: Building your patience… Joe Stryker: Yeah, Yeah. Doug: You excited for your match? Joe Stryker: What do you think of course but I’m confident. I’ve been watching sVo since it made its appearance in Vegas. I saw the beginning of the Polowy V. Peyton feud as well as the few who have came and gone. I just felt this was the right time to make my start and fill in the application for the job. It’s a New Year; I want to celebrate it with ass beatings. Doug: So CJ Newfield is the first? Joe Stryker: The first of many, it’s disappointing I have to start with someone so low in level of experience but it just makes it a quicker process in going farther up in this tournament. Newfield is a self proclaimed “Underground Hero” which is ironic. After this match, he will truly be an underground hero to himself and his family because he will be six feet underground and nobody will remember or realize what this underground fag has done. Doug: He beat that one old cat that made his return… Joe Stryker: Yeah, Joseph Peyton. That was impressive but that guy is an old fart in this organization now. We need someone of newer style and fashion to bring in the big bang. He had his chance, now he has a countdown of when he will actually win a match. So, the accomplishment is really nothing for Newfield and therefore I have no fear of this loser. Doug: Seems like Newfield has other things on his mind Joe Stryker: Which makes it perfect. He has a list of targets or some bullshit and that is what his mindset is stuck on. I am nowhere on the list though I’m sure that will change. It’s funny if this guy really thought he had a chance to wrestle any on that list aside Peyton, he’s as new as I am. And has no shot in hell with the likes of Mike Polowy or Brock. Doug: True. You made it up the hill. Joe Stryker: Funny what discussion on someone I despise can do, you don’t expect me to jump up and down like Rocky do you? Doug: No, Joe. But, that’s it for our session. I got another client down broadway st over here. I’ll just jog over there. Joe Stryker: Alright. Good talk. Doug: See you tomorrow, be safe and remember… Joe Stryker: No drugs or booze until after winning the match Doug: Exactly. Scene Fades |
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