| Even The Slow People Understand Wrestling; RP #2 vs. Polowy | |
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| Jay Wildman | Dec 27 2007, 06:39 AM Post #1 |
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In a retirement home
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: Voice : Jack? Jack! Jack! Jack! Jay stopped dead in his tracks, nearly causing an accident behind him as the person with a shopping cart gently butted up against him. Jay quickly turned around and motioned that he was sorry for the confusion and then turned back around in the checkout line, muttering under his breath about his bad luck. Quickly he looked for a magazine to try and disguise himself with but he was a heartbeat too late. As his hand reached out for a magazine about a famous celebrity couple and their latest combined name, he felt a hand clasp his shoulder and jostle him a bit. : Man : Jack! Heath can’t believe that Heath would run into Jack here! Jay bit down on his tongue so hard that is almost bled in his mouth. He was not prepared to see this large oafish man standing in front of him and wished that he could be anywhere else but where he was standing. Curse him for his love of all things sweet. Jay forced a smile and looked at the man, trying to act as relaxed and surprised as possible but it was quite obvious that he was neither. : Jay : Cousin Heath, how… nice to see you… : Heath : Jack! Is that any way to treat Heath?! Before Jay could respond, Cousin Heath walked up to him and wrapped his bear like arms around his smaller body, nearly engulfing him in his mass. Jay coughed and gasped for air, but in the end it was all for naught as Heath kept squeezing and squeezing until he realized that he was almost squeezing the life out of his cousin. Heath let go and patted Jay on top of the head gently, like one would do with a pet after much adoration. Jay glared at Heath but tried to remember how much of a simpleton he truly was. : Jay : How many times do I have to tell you that my name is not Jack any longer… : Heath : There, there little soldier! You will always be Jack to Heath! : Jay : That’s nice… What are you doing here? : Heath : Heath live here, silly Jack! : Jay : No, no, no… I mean why are you HERE? : Heath : Heath live here… Jay sighed slightly and put his index and middle fingers from his right hand to the bridge of his nose and squeezed silently. He kept constantly forgetting about how dimwitted this cousin was, but then his mother’s side of the family was well known for being touched in the head more often than not. He felt a slight jam in the side with the edge of a shopping cart and the muttering of an old man as he starts to lose his temper. Jay moved up in the line and turned around to find Heath cut in line with him. : Jay : Heath… : Heath : Heath live here? : Jay : Never mind, why are you pestering me today of all days? I have to try and get some tape study in before my match against sVo’s World Champion, Mike Polowy. : Heath : Yeah, that is why Heath am here. He said some words… Jay growled under his breath and turned slightly away from the simpleton in order to disguise his true feelings for him. : Jay : That is the point of wrestling sometimes, big guy. People say words… : Heath : He what say you had match against man you not have match against… : Jay : Dear lord, how you can manage to butcher the English… Wait, what did you say? : Heath : Heath said he wha… : Jay : GET TO THE POINT, MAN! : Heath : Polowy say you wrestled against Captain D, but Heath know better! Heath watch Jack wear spandex and wrestle man by name of Bond… Heath know! Jay couldn’t believe what he was hearing. For some reason or another, all of his efforts seemed to uncover some sort of stupidity spreading throughout the Las Vegas area. Not only was his cousin standing in front of him and making an ogre sound like a well spoken English gentleman, but his opponent had no idea who he was. Jay knew that this might have been a mind game, but dismissed it because of the fact that mind games weren’t in Polowy’s arsenal. Jay calmed down for a moment and moved to the cash register, handing his item to the cashier as he responded to his cousin. : Jay : Where did you hear Polowy say this, Heath? : Heath : Heath saw man with shiny waist say it in front of black ice cream cones! : Jay : Black ice… You mean microphones? : Heath : Yeah, that what Heath mean! : Jay : How long ago was this, Heath? : Heath : Day ago… Maybe two… Jay nodded for a moment and absent mindedly reached into his pocket for his wallet. He pulled out some money and handed it to the cashier without even looking, trying to digest what exactly he was being told. Just then, the cashier chimed in, breaking Jay’s concentration. : Cashier : Sir, I am sorry but this is not enough money… Jay turned to the cashier and flashed a faint smile, trying to compensate for the error. He read the total quickly and tossed a few more bills at the cashier before turning back to his cousin once more. : Jay : Heath, are you sure that the man with the shiny waist said this? I know how easily you get confused… : Heath : Heath not confused! Shiny waist man say Jack’s name! : Jay : My name isn’t Jack… never mind. Where is your sister? Isn’t she supposed to keep an eye on you? Heath turned and pointed at the end of the line that they were in. Jay poked his head over the meaty hand of his cousin and saw his other cousin hiding behind a few people. If she noticed that she had been spotted, it was hard to tell. Jay looked back at Heath and patted him on the arm, forcing yet another smile. : Jay : Ok, you go ahead and go back to your sissy. You watch for me this Sunday when I tear the man with the shiny waist a new ass and make him remember the name of Jay Wildman and the history that goes with it. : Heath : Yay! Jack is gonna kick butt! Jay shook his head and walked away, leaving the large man dancing in the line and gyrating his hips towards the old man that was behind Jay the entire time. OOC Note: Too lazy to color code. Not the greatest but at least it has some humor to it... |
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