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The Greatest Speech Ever?; Showdown #2
Topic Started: Dec 8 2007, 09:25 PM (62 Views)
Psyko Stevo
The Best Around
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*As the cameras come into focus we see the personal stretch limo of sVo superstar Psyko Stevo pulling up to the Psyko One's estates. The door to the limo flys open and out walks Psyko Stevo, still eating a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. Stevo takes a final bite before throwing the Blizzard in a convientently located trash can.*

Stevo: Ah, that was a tasty treat. Man, I still can't believe that story McPhearson told me. I thought I had a screwed up life, but that guy really takes the cake.

*Stevo waves at the limo driver, who tips his cap in return before cruising off into the distance. Stevo then sizes up his massive estate as he looks up towards the third story.*

Stevo: Hmm... not many lights on. I guess Jeeves and the rest of the staff must have called in early for the night.

*Stevo walks up to the front door before pushing it open. Upon entering teh foyer, we see nothing out of the ordinary. Upon taking a few steps, Stevo notices that there is a piece of paper sitting on top of a credenzea which is off in the distance.*

Stevo: Hmm, that paper wasn't there before I left...

*Stevo picks up the piece of paper and examines it. It reads:

Dear sir,
To celebrate your win over Mike Polowy, I have taken the entire staff on a trip to Don Pablo's restaurant. We should be back around ten PM.

Love,
Jeeves

P.S. Dinner is waiting in the oven, it should still be warm if you didn't make any extra stops on your way back from the arena.

*Stevo crumples up the piece of paper and there is a smile on his face.*

Stevo: Love, Jeeves? Wow, that's the gayest thing I have ever seen. Oh well, the staff deserves a night off... and good for them to pick a night where they knew I would be in high spirits. Ah well, time to go see what Jeeves made for me for dinner. Even though I'm not that hungry, I can at least wrap it up and put it in the fridge so it doesn't spoil.

*Stevo makes the long trek from the living room to the kitchen, not bothering to turn on any extra lights or look into any of the rooms along the way. Stevo finally gets to the kitchen and opens the over, looking inside his jaw drops as he sees a bag marked "Kentucky Fried Chicken", or KFC for short.*

Stevo: My favorite!

*Stevo opens the bag and takes out a biscuit, he bites into it and smiles.*

Stevo: This is great... a night to just relax, rest up and get ready for whatever challenges might await me next week at Showdown. I think I'll go into the living room and watch some TV, maybe they are going to mention me on Sportscenter!*

*Stevo closes up the bag of KFC and places it under his left arm as he takes a big bite out of the biscuit in his right hand. Stevo makes his way out of the kitchen, turns the corner, heads down the hall and finally comes to the large oaken double doors which lead into his living room. Stevo throws the doors open and takes a step inside. Upon flicking the light switch on...*

SUPRISE!

*Stevo takes a few steps back in shock as the bag of KFC falls to the floor. At least a hundred people jump out from behind various objects scattered around the room such as couches and desks.*

Stevo: Wha-what are you people doing here? Get out of my house!

*Stevo looks as though he is about to snap when a hand comes into the scene from behind him, tapping him on the shoulder.*

Stevo: HI-YAH!

*Stevo spins around, delivering a judo chop too... a large cake? The cake goes falling to the floor, obviously ruined as Stevo takes a deep breath. The cameras then pan up and we see...*

Stevo: Jeeves?

Jeeves: Ah, hello master Stevo.

*Stevo takes a step back as the hundreds of people in the room behind him start to converse, shooting off party string and making loud noises the likes of which are generally reserved for birthdays and New Years.*

Stevo: Jeeves, what the hell is going on here?

Jeeves: Ah yes, it's a suprise party... all in celebration of your victory over Master Polowy.

Stevo: Master Polowy? Jeeves, there is nothing masterful about the way Mike Polowy wrestles. I manhandled him, this is completely unnecessary.

*Jeeves frowns as he starts to search for words. Stevo quickly notices what is going on though and tries to comfort his butler.*

Stevo: It's okay Jeeves, cheer up. Look, it's not a big deal. It's just been a long night and I was kind of hoping to just tune into Sportscenter, eat some KFC and go to bed so I can get up early and train for whatever my next match might be.

*Jeeves eyes light up as he reaches into his suit pocket, removing a piece of paper.*

Jeeves: Ah yes, here we are... MAIN EVENT...

Stevo: That's a good start.

Jeeves: Psyko Stevo...

Stevo: Excellent...

Jeeves: And...

Stevo: And?

Jeeves: Mike Polowy

*Stevo's jaw nearly hits the floor*

Jeeves: Versus the team of Johnny All Star and Nicholas Etch.

*Stevo is left speechless as Jeeves returns the piece of paper to his coat pocket.*

Jeeves: Oh, I also meant to tell you... Polowy's people have been trying to reach us non stop since the card was released, what would you like me to tell them?

Stevo: Don't return their calls.

Jeeves: What? But sir, you are teaming up with master Polowy and...

Stevo: Stop calling him MASTER!

Jeeves: Right... well then, well how are you and sir Mike going to co-exist and depend upon each other is no communication is present.

*Stevo runs his hands through his hair, sighing as he thinks silently to himself.*

Stevo: I don't know Jeeves... but I'll figure something out.

Jeeves: In the meantime, would you like me to contact sir Michael's people?

Stevo: NO!

Jeeves: Sir, you are going to have to get along with this man if you want to win.

Stevo: Win? I'd really rather just destroy him in the middle of the ring and finish the job I started last week... if you want the truth, I hate Mike Polowy. I hate everything he stands for. He's boring, he's out of touch with the fans, he's a mediocre wrestler, he is a terrible champion and he's holding the sVo back! Why should I team with him? What kind of benefit will be provided to me by teaming with Mike Polowy? I did so much to ruin his reputation last week, why should I help to restore it this week by teaming up with him and getting him a win?

*As Jeeves remains silent an obviously drunk random man walks up behind Stevo and pats him on the shoulder.*

Drunk Guy: Hey Stevo! Man, thanksh you so mach. I bet mah life savins on ay this week and ya won!

Stevo: Of course I won, why wouldn't I have won? WHO ARE YOU!?

Drunk Guy: *slurring* Well, I ushually don't bet on wrassilling... but yoau got tha undef-eat-e-at-ed *staggers* winning streak goin wish da main event and...

*THUD! The man falls to the floor, landing in the cake which Stevo knocked to the floor in self defense earlier.*

Jeeves: Okay, so what are you going to do about Polowy? You don't want to work with him, you want to beat him up, you will get him alone in the ring and... Stevo? Stevo are you listening to me?

*Stevo completely ignores what Jeeves is saying, instead stepping over the drunk man, through the double oaken doors and looking down the empty hallway*

Stevo: That obnoxiously drunk guy was right Jeeves...

Jeeves: Huh? What?

Stevo: I have an undefeated main event streak in Jon Page run or in this case "co-run" federations that dates back years... I can't let my fans and the betting public down by losing when the spotlight is on me... I must win this match this Saturday night, then I will deal with Mike Polowy.

Jeeves: So I should call his people?

Stevo: No Jeeves! NO... you just let his people sweat it out a bit and I'll handle Polowy at Showdown...

Jeeves: What do you plan on doing?

Stevo: I'm going to give him the speech.

Jeeves: A speech?

Stevo: Not a speech... THE speech. This is going to be the greatest speech I have ever given in my long illustrious career. The fans better tune in to see it. They better watch every second of Showdown, because it could happen at any moment... you could be in the middle of the most boring Jasoh Cash match in history and BAM! The camears cut backstage, the fans wake up and start to cheer as Psyko Stevo himself is giving the speech of his life, firing up "The Boredom Effect" Mike Polowy. This is going to be one of the defining moments of my career Jeeves, mark my words.

Jeeves: Wow, a defining moment in YOUR career? This is gonna be a pretty great speech.

Stevo: I'm going to need permission to load a sledgehammer, steel chair, chain, baseball bat, hammer, barbed wire, a handgun and last but not least a Dr. Seuss book, for my own personal reading enjoyment and inspiration... onto my charter plane. Get this done Jeeves.

Jeeves: Sir, you can't bring that kind of stuff on a plane!

Stevo: I'm Psyko Stevo! I can do whatever I want! Explain it's all part of the greatest speech I have ever given, it'll be okay.

Jeeves: Are you really going to use ALL of those things? I mean it kind of sounds like you're just planning to jump Mike Polowy and beat him senseless and compete in the match all by yourself.

Stevo: What! I would never do that! And I need all those things because I haven't decided exactly what the speech is going to involve... I just know that it's going to be the greatest ever. Now stop being insubordinate and make sure I have clearance to load those items on a plane, NOW!

*Jeeves nods his head and quickly scampers off as Psyko Stevo rubs his hands together in a mischevious fashion.*

Stevo: Polowy... I hate you more then you could ever know, but come Showdown I'm going to motivate and pump you up like no man has EVER done before... oh, and it's going to be awesome.

*The cameras fade to black as Psyko Stevo looks back into the room with the partygoers and instead of walking back inside, he slams the door on the scene and heads off to bed.*
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"The Best Around"

sVo Titles:
- Former sVo World Heavyweight Champion (x2)
- Former sVo International Champion (x1)

Awards:
- Wrestler of the Year (2007)
- Feud of the Year (2007 w/ Mike Polowy)

Status:
once again... back in retirement
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