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The Story Of Chazz Mcphearson; Showdown #1
Topic Started: Dec 8 2007, 05:25 PM (58 Views)
Psyko Stevo
The Best Around
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*As the cameras come into focus we see a black stretch limo cruising down the interstate. It is very dark outside and there is little traffic on this night. As the cameras pan in are we taken inside the limo where a very worn out Psyko Stevo sits in the back middle seat. Stevo has some bumps and bruises on his face and arms, but aside from that looks to be in relatively good health for having gone toe to toe with the World Champ and won. Seated across from the Psyko One is his agent, Chazz McPhearson. McPhearson has a broad smile on his face as he reaches into the mini bar and pulls out a glass, some ice cubes and a mini bottle of Chivas Regal scoth. McPhearson starts to pour the scoth into the bottle as he speaks...*

Chazz: Stevo, baby, I can't believe it, you won! You did it, you beat Mike Polowy!

*Stevo pays little attention to the words coming out of McPhearson's mouth*

Chazz: What's wrong buddy? You want a glass of scotch to celebrate? Here, I'll pour you one.

*McPhearson reaches towards the mini bar, but Stevo finally speaks.*

Stevo: I don't drink anymore Chazz, remember?

*Chazz takes a deep breath before retreating from the mini bar.*

Chazz: Ah yea, that's right.

Stevo: How could you forget that McPhearson? I'm your only client these days, aren't I?

*Chazz adjusts the collar of his dress shirt before taking a sip of scotch, pausing to give him just enough time to pick his next words carefully.*

Chazz: Well technically... yes. Yes, you're my only client these days.

Stevo: Unbelievable.

*Chazz takes another, bigger drink from the glass of scotch as Stevo looks on with confusion.*

Stevo: Chazz, let me ask you something... where did it all go wrong for you?

Chazz: Well, what do you mean by that?

Stevo: I looked around for some information about you before I hired you... I heard you used to be the best, used to be the worlds greatest agents to the stars. Forget wrestling, I heard you had hit the big time. What happened though, I've been your client for years now and we've never really talked about it.

Chazz: Oh come on, you don't want to hear about me. You just won the biggest match you've fought in ages, you should be celebrating.

*Stevo buries his head into his hands before taking a deep breath. He then slowly lowers his hands before speaking.*

Stevo: Celebrating what? My failure?

Chazz: Failure? You won though!

Stevo: Sometimes when you win... you don't really win.

*Chazz looks on as he takes another sip of scotch. Stevo finally opens up after about ten seconds.*

Stevo: Sure, my hand was raised in the air... but I didn't do what I set out to do. Mike Polowy is still the god damn champ, all be it a paper champ, and I'm still the number one contender for the WRONG title. Chazz, defeating Polowy accomplished nothing. I've beat Polowy before, I've manhandeled him in the past in front of the entire world. Doing it again proved nothing that the fans didn't already know. Now I'm on a collision course with another guy I've beat in front of the world, another undeserving champion, Nicholas Etch. Chazz, I did NOTHING on Showdown, I failed. Everything is as it was before the show ever took place. I did a complete three sixty and ended up right back to where I started.

*Stevo smashes his hand down onto a piece of wood paneling as McPhearson looks on.*

Chazz: Well, there's two ways you can look at anything. You can focus on what you didn't do, or you can take pride in what you did do.

Stevo: Yea, right, thanks McPhearson. Whatever.

*Chazz raises an eyebrow as he puts down the glass of scotch.*

Chazz: You really want to know about where it all went 'wrong' for me?

Stevo: You know, I actually do.

Chazz: All right then, I'll tell you. This is a story I really don't like to share though and it's something that I've tried to keep in the past for a long time.

*The cameras fade out as Chazz begins to speak and images accompany what he is saying.*

Chazz: Well, I graduated from college top in my class and I immediately was hired at the foremost talent agency on the planet at the time. Things went rather well there and I built up a substantial client list and eventually worked my way all the way up to Vice President. I was the youngest man to ever reach the position, doing in years what it generally took other experts decades to accomplish. Well after awhile I realized that I could be making more money if I took the talent I had recruited and opened up my own agency, so that's what I did.

*An image of a gigantic building surrounded by lush woodland is seen and Psyko Stevo's voice is immediately heard. The cameras cut back to the limo and Stevo's face, full of interest, is shown.*

Stevo: Woah, that was your office?

Chazz: Shh, you're not supposed to be able to see it, but yea, that was my office.

Stevo: Oh, okay... carry on then.

*The cameras fade back and continue to describe what Chazz is saying. We are taken to his office and eventually to the top floor, where he is pacing around the gigantic confines of the room, an extremely important client on the line.*

Chazz: No, you listen to me Clooney! Look here, I don't care how many episodes of E/R you have been on, I don't care if you did have a nice spot in 'The Facts of Life' we have a contract and if you don't want to live up to your end then I'm just going to terminate you! What!? Go what myself? That's it Clooney, I don't care how big of a star you are, YOU'RE FIRED!

*Chazz runs over to the phone and hits the intercom button.*

Chazz: Susie, remove George Clooney from the Christmas mailing list... and get me that up and coming kid... what's his name? Brad Pitt? Yea, get him on the line.

*The cameras once again cut back to the limo where Stevo's jaw has nearly dropped of his face.*

Stevo: Wait wait wait... you were managing George Clooney near the pinnacle of his career, right when he was hitting superstardom, and you were responsible for Brad Pitt's big start in the industry?

Chazz: Well, the credit has gone to others over time... but yea, I was actually behind the launch of most megastars careers in the late 80s and early 90s. Julia Robers, Patrick Swayze, Slyvester Stallone, Arnold, you name em and I brought them to the forefront.

Stevo: That's not possible... those stars were alomst all signed with different agencies.

Chazz: Ah that was the beauty of it all though... by the late 80s my little agency had grown into a conglomorate. We'd swallowed up most of the major talent agencies and their client lists, our deals were pretty simple and beneficial to all sides. We let them retain the rights of their name and their employees... but I'd come in and have pick of the litter. Anyone I felt could be a star would fall under my services and I would work with them personally while the company worked under me, but maintained their seperate identity.

Stevo: Ingenious... so where did it all go wrong?

Chazz: I'm getting to that part!

*The cameras once again fade and are replace sceneary and dialog that Chazz McPhearson starts to describe.*

Secretary: Chazz, Mr. Clooney is back on the line.

Chazz: Put him through. George? Yea, this is Chazz. Huh? Of course you apologize, you'd be an idiot not too. I know, I get it, you tried every other agency in Hollywood and no one would sign you because you had been with me, that's the way it works Clooney. What, you still want to sign on for "Legend's of the Fall"? Sorry, part has already been given away to that Brad Pitt kid. Yea, you know the one, played the son in that fly fishing movie, yea, that's the guy. Huh? Fine, you can sign back on with me, but I want 30% now insted of 20% and we're going to lock you up for a long term deal, got it? What, movie? Fine, you can star in..."From Dusk Till Dawn", you'll like it, fun script, lots of good supporting actors. All right Clooney, drive safe and merry christmas.

*Chazz claps his hands together before running to the phone and hitting the intercom button once again.*

Chazz: Susie, put George Clooney back on the Christmas mailing list, and send him an extra ham, courtasy of myself.

*The cameras fade back to the limo where Psyko Stevo shakes his head in disbelief.*

Stevo: There's no way any of this is true... and if it is, how the hell could anyone have possibly blown what you set up? From what you described you had the entire industry held hostage, no one could get a part unless you okay'ed it, how could anyone screw that up?

Chazz: We're... getting to that part.

*Chazz takes a huge gulp of scotch as the cameras once again cut out and we're now taken to a gigantic ballroom. There are A list celebrities everywhere and at the center of a large stage which has been erected in the back of the room we see Chazz McPhearson, a much younger version of the man in the limo, standing with a broad smile on his face. McPhearson walks over to a mic before speaking.*

Chazz: Attention! Ah good, now that I have your attention I need to deliver a very important announcement. First off, thank you for coming, each and every one of you are my very favorite client and there is nothing that I wouldn't do to make sure you are set up with everything you could possily want to make you happy.

*The people in the room start to clap as Chazz smiles and nods.*

Chazz: Right, but now for the announcement. If you look around the room you will notice that there are a lot of people wearing suits and dressing just kind of loafing about, eating the food which is provided, drinking the drinks from the glasses which where filled with liquor from my hard work and talent. Right, well... I've come to a realization. I don't need any of these freeloaders.

*We hear the sound of a glass breaking in the distance as everyone in the room turns silent and Chazz continues to smile.*

Chazz: Yup, you heard me... I don't need a staff, I don't need employees, I don't need a secretary... all those people are just holding me back.

*Chazz looks over to his side where we see his vice president waving his hands for him to stop. Chazz pays no attention to this as he keeps speaking.*

Chazz: I'm the greatest talent relations agent on the face of his planet. I don't need a legal team, I don't need receptionists to handle the phones. I, Chazz McPherason am hereby FIRING every single employee of McPhearson Enterprises, excluding myself of course, and I am taking over each and every one of the thousands of clients on my roster.

*The people in the room start to speak in hushed tones as McPhearson continues to smile a very goofy looking smile.*

Chazz: Come on people, it's a party... eat, drink and be MERRY!

*A rock version of the song "Jingle Bells" starts to play as McPhearson steps away from the mic and his vice president walks up next to him.*

VP: You're done, Chazz... you just blew it all.

Chazz: Oh shut up Howard, you know nothing about how this business operates. I'm the greatest ever, this is childsplay.

Howard: How do you plan on doing the work of nearly a thousand employees?

*The cameras fade back to the limo and we see Psyko Stevo laughing hysterically.*

Stevo: Wh-are you serious? That's what you did?!?

Chazz: I didn't say I was proud of it.

Stevo: You gotta be shitting me... that is one of the all time most hilariously tragic stories I have ever heard in my life.

Chazz: Well... I thought so too, I mean I tried my best to handle the workload but eventually starts starting quitting one by one and the people whom I fired started their own talent agencies and order was finally restored within the Hollywood landscape.

Stevo: That's simply amazing that you could be that idiotic.

Chazz: Yea, I took it pretty hard... I tried on twenty four seperate occasions to kill myself...

*The camreas fade as we see a comedy blooper reel of some of McPhearson's stpuidest attempts. One of which is him putting a gun up to his mouth, facing the wrong way and pulling the trigger, chipping his teeth in the process. The next shows him putting a bar of soap on the floor of his bathroom, getting out of the shower and tripping on it, smashing his head onto the counter and the his back into the porcelian tub behind him. Another shows him trudging up the side of a large mountain with a pair of skies, he shouts out "goodbye cruel world" before pushing himself down... unfortuantely this wasn't a very trecherous path (it was the bunny hill) and while many children looked on and laughed at the man tumbling down the hill, it wasn't nearly enough to kill the once great marketing agent.*

Stevo: Wait... you tried to kill yourself, how?

Chazz: Well I didn't want to slit my wrists, because there would have been blood everywhere... so I just tried to slit my kneecap, it hurt really bad though so I stopped.

Stevo: You... you amaze me every day, McPhearson.

Chazz: Look Stevo, life isn't as easy for all of us as it is for you. Some of us just don't know how to handle success.

Stevo: I suppose you're right.

Chazz: Well, look at it this way though... even though I might have lost everything I once had, I stil look at life and think that I'm ahead. I might only have one client, but he's one of the most successful clients in the world, and that's good enough for me.

Stevo: You have a kinda weird way of looking at things, Chazz, but I see where you're going with this.

Chazz: Do you?

Stevo: Yea... so what, I didn't get the job done against Polowy, he's still the World Champ and he's still walking and able to defend that strap. I did accomplish something though by defeating him, and that is something I should be proud of I suppose.

Chazz: That's the spirit!

Stevo: Thanks McPhearson, hearing about how crappy your life has been has brought some joy into my own misery.

Chazz: Well, in the end, isn't that what I'm here for?

Stevo: I suppose it is... I suppose it is.

*Stevo and McPhearson both sit and smile.*

Stevo: Hey, want to go get some ice cream? My treat.

Chazz: Do I? OF COURSE I DO!

*Stevo hits a button which lowers the glass barring the back of the limo from the front.*

Stevo: Driver... to DAIRY QUEEN! Unlimited Blizzards for everyone in the limo!

*Chazz's eyes light up at the mention of his favorite ice cream place as the cameras slowly fade to black.*
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"The Best Around"

sVo Titles:
- Former sVo World Heavyweight Champion (x2)
- Former sVo International Champion (x1)

Awards:
- Wrestler of the Year (2007)
- Feud of the Year (2007 w/ Mike Polowy)

Status:
once again... back in retirement
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