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| Santos Rockwell | Dec 4 2007, 02:19 PM Post #1 |
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The apartment that Santos Rockwell and Holly Osbourne share in Las Vegas looks pretty bleak as the pair of SVO performers sit on the sofa and look around the main room. In front of them sits a huge Christmas tree which Santos Rockwell pushes up off of the floor and places in the corner of the room. Holly Osbourne struggles to untangle the Christmas lights from last year as Santos Rockwell pulls open a box labelled ‘Christmas Decorations’. Holly Osbourne – “Santos, you did go and get those Christmas decorations from the store this morning yes?” Rockwell looks blankly back at Holly before shaking his head. Santos Rockwell – “Well not exactly Holly.” Santos Rockwell pulls open the box and shows Holly the contents, a mixture of SVO wrestling action figures. Holly Osbourne – “And what the hell are we supposed to do with those?” Holly looks to be growing increasingly annoyed as she throws the lights down to the floor. Santos Rockwell – “Well I thought that instead of using boring old baubles and decorations, we could use these to decorate the tree! Look!” Rockwell pulls a wrestling figure of Mike Polowy from the box, which is dressed in a crudely made paper fairy costume. Santos Rockwell – “Mike Polowy sits at the top of the tree because he is the SVO champion.” Rockwell reaches up and places the Mike Polowy figure onto the top of the Christmas tree. Santos Rockwell – “However that also means he has to wear the fairy costume and that fits him perfectly.” Holly looks confused. Holly Osbourne – “And how the hell do you compare Mike Polowy to a fairy with a paper costume?” Santos Rockwell – “That’s because Mike Polowy is a paper champion. He keeps hold of the belt by fighting people like Spring Heeled Jack who never deserve to have a shot at the title in a million years anyway. As soon as Polowy comes up against a real competitor then he is going to lose the belt! That is obvious to the world after his match against Psyko Stevo on Showdown. Polowy is also a fairy because the guy can’t win a match without cheating! So much for being a true champion and upholding the honour of the belt, Polowy has disgraced himself and the championship by his underhanded tactics!” Holly Osbourne – “But he is still at the top of the tree though….” Santos nods his head whilst reaching into the box for another figure. Santos Rockwell – “He is for now, but there are several people just below him on the SVO Christmas tree.” Santos Rockwell pulls out figures of Psyko Stevo and Nicholas Etch, and hangs them from the tree just below the figure of Mike Polowy. Santos Rockwell – “Etch and Stevo are hot on the heels of the champion and as soon as he slips up or is forced to fight by the rules then its bye bye World Championship.” Rockwell reaches into his box again and pulls out a Johnny All Star figure. Holly Osbourne – “Ok, so where does the Johnny All Star figure go then?” Santos Rockwell – “Well I wouldn’t have thought this last week, but at Showdown Johnny All Star beat me and proved to me that he does actually belong higher up the tree than I though. I am going to have to put Johnny All Star right up there with Nicholas Etch and Psyko Stevo. I must admit that I greatly underestimated All Star, and if he fights against everyone like he fights against me, then who knows, he might be sitting at Mike Polowy’s position of the top of the tree come next Christmas.” Holly Osbourne – “Santos…. Are you actually admitting that you lost fair and square? I never thought I would see the day!” Holly looks shocked as Santos Rockwell ignores her and delves into his box of figures once again. Pulling out a Tristan Walker action figure Santos Rockwell holds it in the air. Holly Osbourne – “Ok Tristan Walker, he won at the PPV but lost last week. Where does he go?” Santos shakes his head as he looks back at Holly. Santos Rockwell – “Walker lost his match on Showdown where he could have won the Hardcore title, and although Walker won his match at the PPV, he turned down the chance to get with Katie Smith….. and she is hot! This means that in my book Walker lost at the PPV as well which makes him irrelevant.” Santos Rockwell tosses the Tristan Walker action figure out of the open window to the street below. Santos Rockwell – “Tristan Walker doesn’t even belong on my tree if he turns down the chance of getting with hot SVO interviewers.” Holly looks slightly jealous of Rockwell’s glowing rating of Katie Smith, and is relieved when he pulls out another action figure. Holly Osbourne – “Ahh Spring Heeled Jack, where does he belong then?” Santos Rockwell ponders the position for a few seconds as he looks at the Spring Heeled Jack action figure. Santos Rockwell – “Well the guy does have a title belt which is quite impressive, but this action figures special feature is that you press a button to make him laugh.” Santos Rockwell presses the button the back of the action figures back and a roaring laughter can be heard. Santos Rockwell – “That says it all really, Spring Heeled Jack will never be taken seriously in the SVO because his main aim is to be the clown, to be the entertainer. For that reason alone, Spring Heeled Jack belongs near the bottom of my tree.” Rockwell places the Spring Heeled Jack doll on the tree before pulling out another and breaking out into a smile. Santos Rockwell – “Ahh, a Jason Cash action figure.” Holly Osbourne – “They actually make a Jason Cash action figure? What special feature does this one have?” Santos Rockwell – “Well this doll has loads of special features, you press a little button on the back and you get to hear Jason Cash crying about how he can’t win a match in the SVO and how everyone is against him and that he is going to go on strike. You stand this doll up on a hard surfaces and it straight away drops down on his back so you can pin him for a three count….” Holly Osbourne – “Sounds like they made this doll pretty lifelike then.” Santos Rockwell – “Its one hell of an action figure, shame no one will buy it because of who it is. This action figure has only one place on my SVO tree and that is right at the bottom.” Santos Rockwell hangs the action figure from the bottom of the tree. Santos Rockwell – “Jason Cash has been at the bottom of the tree since he joined the SVO and will remain there until I drive him out of the federation on Sunday at Showdown. It’s a complete joke that I have to even fight this guy Cash, but as its Christmas and the season of giving, I will give the whole of the SVO an early present, the removal of Jason Cash from the federation!” Holly Osbourne – “Hey, how come there is no Santos Rockwell action figure?” Santos Rockwell looks back at Holly and smiles before rising to his feet and kicking the Christmas tree out of the window. The tree follows the path of the Tristan Walker doll and falls to the side walk below. Santos Rockwell – “That is because Santos Rockwell is going to throw the whole structure of the SVO out of the window. I don’t care if my opponents are at the top of the tree or at the bottom, they are all going to be beaten and I don’t care who they are or what they have done here.” Holly looks out of the window at the crowd that is beginning to gather around the fallen tree. Santos Rockwell – “Come on Holly, lets go and buy a proper tree with tinsel and stuff. Holly frowns. Holly Osbourne – “But I quite liked the Mike Polowy fairy at the top of the tree…..” |
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