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| Psyko Stevo | Nov 28 2007, 07:17 AM Post #1 |
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The Best Around
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Pride. What is pride? Some would say it is shining through and doing the right thing when the stakes are set at nothing. Nothing. Big fat zero, zlich-o, nada, nunca. That is what is essentially at stake on Showdown, a big pile of nothing. No title, no gold, no prize for the winner. Just a hand raised in the air, fans cheering and some music familiar, played out music, played over the loudspeaker. Sometimes though... those three things mean more to a person then any piece of gold could every signify though. The hand raised in the air displays victory more then any piece of gold ever could. The fans cheering indicate their true allegiance rings truer more then a strap with a gold plate could ever hope too. That familiar music being played... the battle cry of the victorious. Sure, to the common man there is nothing at stake this Sunday night on Showdown in the main event... But to someone who understands the game... EVERYTHING... is at stake. Pride is at stake. --- *As the cameras come into focus we see Chazz McPhearson, Psyko Stevo's fearless agent, standing outside of a large warehouse. There is a smile on his face and a cell phone placed up to his right ear as he begins to speak.* Chazz: No doll face, you listen to me, capish? Lookie here, this is the biggest match of the year for Psyko Stevo, and we gotta pull out all the stops on this promo. I want three elephants, a motorcycle, twenty midgets, a fully loaded cannon and a prostitute and I want it here NOW! *McPhearson starts to laugh to himself in disbelief as he holds the phone away from his ear, shaking his head in despair. He places the phone back up to his ear as he looks off in the distance.* Chazz: No, Thursday isn't going to work... I want it here NOW! Screw now, I want it here ten minutes ago, I want it here an hour ago, I want it here YESTERDAY! Looky here missy, this is Psyko Stevo we're talking about, you don't wanna get on this guys bad side, he'll rip your heart out, eat your children, burn your village down and piss in your eye socket... then he'll get mad! *McPhearson smiles a sly smile as we hear gasps and screaming on the other end of the line.* Chazz: Yea, you better put your damn supervisor on the line. *McPhearson mouthes the word "Bitch" as the phone call is transfered and a smile comes across his face.* Chazz: Yea, thank you for listening to this call sir. Chazzy M. here... WHAT!? You haven't heard of me!? You haven't heard of Chazz McPhearson, agent to the stars!? Look here, I represent Psyko Stevo, and I'm calling on behalf of his estate. *There is a brief pause after the word estate is mentioned, probably for the man on the other end of the line to pull up the clients file.* Chazz: Oh, oh you DO know who Stevo is. Yea, that's right, you better... guy has spent millions on your products for his promos throughout the years. Look here, I want my order processed now, I want those goods delivered IMMEDIATELY and I'm not playing games! Do I make myself clear? *Chazz smiles.* Chazz: Good, you do go ahead and airlift that. Don't worry, Stevo will pay for it. Thanks, have a grrrrrrreat day! *Chazz hangs up the cell phone and continues to smile as the cameras pan out and we see what appears to be some form of a three ringed circus behind him. There are all kinds of camera crews and extra actors wandering around the scene as McPhearson basks in the glory of his genius.* Chazz: Ah Chazz, you have really outdone yourself today... you're due for a promotion after Stevo sees all the hard work you've put in for him! *Chazz walks up to one of many makeshift tents which have been set up around the arena. He peeks in and we hear the shrieking of at least ten women. The cameras pan in and we see half naked women running all over the place.* Chazz: Come on ladies, Psyko Stevo will be here any minute! Makeup! Cover all the cold sores on their herpes infested faces and let's get them to wardrobe so we can whore them up even more, MWHAHAHAH! This is going to be the best promo EVER! *McPhearson gets some cold looks, but he ignores them all as he rubs his hands together in joy and continues to survey the scene. He looks off in the distance and we see a crane transporting a cage which houses a giraffe.* Chazz: You there, with the crane! Yea, be more careful! Haha! *Chazz continues to strut around as the chaos continues to envelop the entire lot. Suddenly and without warning a gigantic truck pulls up next to Chazz and he gazes up with a surprised look on his face as the driver lowers the window.* Driver: Um... did someone here order twenty Clydesdale horses? Chazz: Oh yes, you actually came? YES! YES! Please, please pull off to the right and we will start to unload. *The truck drives off as Chazz McPhearson continues to bask in the splendor of the spectacle of the event he has set up, all without the knowledge of his employer.* Chazz: Oh man, Stevo is going to be so proud of me when his limo gets here and he sees this! *Chazz looks down at his suit coat as "Remember" by Disturb starts to play. Chazz reaches into the breast pocket and pulls out a cell phone, which he holds up to his ear.* Chazz: Psyko S. what's up buuuudddddaaaayyy!? *The cameras quickly fade out and we are taken to a shot of the limo of Psyko Stevo, which cruises down the highway towards the monstrosity of an event which McPhearson has set up.* Stevo: Hey Chazz, it's Stevo. I gotta be honest, I don't know why you called me all the way out there, but it better be good. Look, I gotta get back to the hospital and see Jamal soon... I gotta start training for this match against Mike Polowy... I have a lot on my plate right now, and this meeting is pretty damn far away from the mansion. I wasn't going to ask you before, but what's up? *A split screen appears and on one side we see Stevo in the quiet limo and on the other side we see McPhearson, a sly grin on his face, surrounded by chaos.* Chazz: Stevo, you are going to thank me when you get here... the atmosphere is electric! *The side of the screen with Stevo is focused in on and Stevo frowns a look of confusion.* Stevo: Atmosphere? What are you talking about Chazz? We're just going to have our regular marketing meeting to discuss the game plan for the week, right? *The cameras zoom back in on Chazz, whose smile appears as though it is about to jump off the screen.* Chazz: Stevo, I was going to keep it a secret... but I've set something MASSIVE up for you, you are going to LOVE it! *Stevo has a look of frustration on his face as he starts to speak.* Stevo: Chazz, I hope you didn't go to too much trouble. Look, truth be told, I kind of had an idea of what I was going to do for my promos and it didn't involve any "electrifying atmospheres". *Chazz's smile fades and a look of panic sets in over the course of a few seconds.* Chazz: Oh. Stevo: Yea... I hope you didn't go to too much trouble... really. Chazz: Oh no... no it's really not that big of a deal, um.... *The sound of an elephant is heard in the distance and Chazz holds the phone up to his chest.* Stevo: Was... was that an elephant? Chazz: Huh? Huh, I think the signals got crossed up or something, that was really weird. Stevo: No seriously, I think I just heard an elephant... at least it sounded like an elephant. Chazz: No, no, couldn't have been. I'm just standing here... in a studio lot, nothing exciting at all going on. *Chazz sees a trained bear walking towards him on his hind legs and immediately starts to run away from it as Stevo continues to speak* Stevo: Okay Chazz... look, I'm going to hang up the phone now, but I'll be there in about three minutes and I hope there's nothing crazy going on. Bye. *Stevo hangs the phone up and Chazz starts to curse out loud. Chazz's portion of the split screen fades though and we see the entire scene inside the limo. Jeeves is sitting to the right of Stevo, who is wearing his normal business suit.* Jeeves: What was that all about? Everything okay with Chazz? *Stevo scratches his head as he tries to answer the question Jeeves has presented him.* Stevo: Jeeves, I have no freaking idea what is going on over there right now. I mean Chazz sounded like he was up to something, I think he's got something big planned. I think... no it couldn't have been, but I honestly think I heard an elephant. Jeeves: An elephant? Stevo: Yea... I don't know what to make of all of this, I hope he didn't go to a lot of trouble though. Jeeves: Well, we'll find out in oh... about two minutes, won't we? Stevo: I suppose we will.... *The cameras fade from the limo and we are taken back into the mess of insanity which Chazz McPhearson has created at the studio lot. There is chaos and disarray as McPhearson tries to bark out orders.* Chazz: Strippers, fall out! Elephants, get over there! Monkeys, stop throwing feces at each other! *A clump of dirt hits McPhearson in the eye and a monkey points and laughs as Chazz looks on with anger.* Chazz: Why you damn dirty ape! *McPhearson starts to run towards the monkey, but it quickly scurries off. McPhearson looks around at the scene and places his hands on his hips before raising his right arm and looking at the Rolex watch wrapped around the wrist.* Chazz: Oh shit, Stevo is going to be here any minute... oh crap, I'm going to be fired, this is NOT good. PEOPLE, GET OUT OF HERE! *The chaos ensues as we hear the bellowing of an elephant once more. The cameras zoom in on Chazz McPhearson, who places his heads to his face in shock as the screeching tires of a limo can be heard in the distance. As the cameras pan out, we see the runaway elephant come mere inches from crushing the entire passenger side of the limo under one of it's massive feet.* Chazz: He's here! Crap! *McPhearson looks around and finally starts to run towards the limo, trying to figure out words to say to Stevo once the door opens. Almost of cue, the limo comes to a stop and out walks a very agitated looking Psyko Stevo.* Stevo: McPhearson! What is going on here? Chazz: Stevo, I'm sorry... I just wanted to make this promo a special one! I didn't mean for it to get out of hand... I mean I ordered some strippers, monkeys, elephants, you know, everything that would make it memorable! *Stevo takes a deep breath as he looks at the scene and sighs.* Stevo: Dammit Chazz, you turned a potentially great promo into a god damned CIRCUS! Chazz: I know, I screwed up, didn't I? *A light blub suddenly goes off in Stevo's head as he walks up next to Chazz and takes in the scenery.* Stevo: You know Chazz... this is exactly how my match against Mike Polowy is going to play out this week. *Chazz looks surprised at the rather calm reaction from his employer.* Chazz: Huh? Stevo: Yea... I mean it's just a match, no World title on the line... but yet everyone and their brother is going to hype this up as being some pay per view quality, federation impacting circus sideshow. There are going to be reporters from all over the world taking pictures, looking for interviews... there will be talent scouts from other federations in the builidng, looking at some of the developing talent of the sVo, trying to snatch them up. But really, when it all boils down to it, it's just another match... there's no gold on the line, no titles to be won, it's JUST ANOTHER MATCH. Chazz: Oh, I get it. Stevo: No, you don't get it, but that's okay. Chazz, it's okay... look, I planned on going to the hospital and seeing Jamal, but this clusterfuck of a setup will do just as well. *Stevo calmly pats Chazz on the shoulder and motions for him to follow as Stevo walks directly into the chaos.* Chazz: Be careful man! You might get hit with monkey poo! *Stevo shoots Chazz a confused look before dismissing what he just heard completely.* Stevo: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Anyways, come with me Chazz. Chazz: Dude, seriously, don't go in there... it's chaos gone mad! *Stevo smiles, knowing that Chazz would give this response.* Stevo: Chazz, it's nothing worse then the wrestling ring. Come on now, you trust me, right? I've been through so many situations way worse then this, and I've always led myself and whoever I was carrying on my back right on through to safety, right? Chazz: Why do you always try to incorporate wrestling into EVERYTHING!? Stevo: Because Chazz, that's just what I know. Now follow me... *Chazz reluctantly takes a few steps in the direction of the Psyko One before walking at a rather casual pace into the mass confusion.* Stevo: Look over there Chazz... a group of strippers running off towards the entrance to the lot. Chazz: Yea, what about it? Stevo: Just like all the men and women who are going to be flocking to the Goodfellas casino this Sunday night to see myself and Mike Polowy step into the ring... it's gonna be a mess Chazz, there will be fans from all corners of the globe descending into the house that Moretti built and that the Psyko One fills with fans every week. Distractions around every corner... I even heard that Jaleel White is going to be in attendance. Chazz: Urkel is going to be there? Stevo: Yup... Urkel himself. Chazz: Damn, that is big! *Stevo and Chazz both nod their heads in agreement as the two continue their voyage through the chaos.* Stevo: Ah, and look over there... a monkey throwing poo at a rhino. *Chazz looks over and starts to laugh.* Chazz: That is hilarious! Stevo: Not really... watch. *The rhino kicks up some dust before charging at full steam towards the monkey and catching it with one of it's horns. The cameras quickly pan away before any bloodshed is scene and Chazz looks on in horror.* Chazz: No... NO! Stevo: It's just part of nature, Chazz. Chazz: NO! I forgot to take out the insurance policy on that monkey... that is going to cost an arm and a leg to replace! *Stevo smacks his forehead in frustration and McPhearson continues to panic. After a few seconds, he composes himself.* Chazz: Sorry, continue please. Stevo: Right... you obviously just saw what happened to that stupid monkey, it's an exact replica of what is going to happen come Sunday night. All the fans are going to be on their feet, cheering the stupid little antics of Mike Polowy, they are going to be dazzled by his charm and youth... but then Mike is going to make a mistake, he's going to stop using his speed and he's going to try to throw some poo in my face, and I don't like poo being thrown in my face. See, I'm like the rhino, Chazz. If someone pisses me off, they are gonna end up gored... and it might not look pretty, but the message will be sent, one way or another. Chazz: Fascinating... Stevo: Let's continue. *Stevo continues to lead Chazz through the mess which he has created and they eventually come upon a monkey who has stolen one of the strippers elaborate feather hats. The monkey is dancing around, clapping it's hands as a tiger looks on with strange curiosity.* Chazz: Oh, look at that cute monkey! Stevo: Looks just like Polowy! Chazz: Oh I don't think that's the case. Stevo: Not it's face, you idiot! Don't you see it though... Moretti is the tiger... he's looking at Polowy with strange curiosity, not sure what to make of him... but still allowing him to dance with the stupid little hat. Chazz: I think it's cute. Stevo: Not for long it won't be... *Suddenly and without warning, the tiger pounces on the monkey and the hat is thrown directly at the feet of Psyko Stevo, who picks it up and smiles.* Chazz: What the... that tiger just MAULED that MONKEY! Stevo: Exactly... the tiger got bored of the same old tricks, so it did what a tiger does, it got rid of it's prey. See the analogy here Chazz? Polowy is a stupid little monkey with a fancy hat, which translates into the World Title. He got the title because he beat a bunch of other stupid little monkeys to the punch and grabbed it before any of them could snatch it from him. Meanwhile, the tiger was in charge the entire time and the monkey was too stupid to even realize it. Chazz: I see... Stevo: Well, the time for monkeys in the sVo is nearing an end. See, come Sunday night, the king of the jungle will emerge... and that king... is me. See Chazz, I'm a lion... I've above a stupid little tiger. Chazz: I thought you were the rhino? *Stevo smacks his head in frustration.* Stevo: It's a fucking analogy, McPhearson! I'm the lion, I'm the rhino... whatever, I'm better then the stupid little monkey, I've smarter then the tiger, that's all that matters! God dammit, why do you always have to try to ruin EVERYTHING I set up for myself? *McPhearson looks on, a very distraught look on his face. Stevo notices this and tries to cheer him up.* Stevo: Oh forget about it... look at that monkey over there! *McPhearson looks and we see a monkey picking it's nose on top of a large truck.* Chazz: Haha, it's picking it's nose! *Stevo looks on, a smile on his face.* Stevo: It sure is, Chazz. It sure is. *Chazz looks away from the monkey and towards Stevo, a very serious look on his face.* Chazz: Look boss, I'm sorry about all of this... Stevo: Don't worry Chazz... I think it all worked out for the best. Chazz: I just feel terrible, now you aren't going to be able to see Jamal on time... it's my fault. *Stevo places a hand on Chazz's shoulder before speaking* Stevo: I'll still have plenty of time to see Jamal tonight, don't worry. Look, I'd rather have my agent try to pull out all the stops and make a jackass out of himself, then have him just sit around and do nothing. Chazz: You mean that? Really? Stevo: Really... thanks a lot buddy, this didn't turn out nearly as bad as I figured it would. Chazz: I'm just glad we didn't get trampled by an elephant. Stevo: Come on now, Chazz. I've been in C4 explosive barbed wire cages matches... I've had main events against the most dangerous men in the world in hostile environments. A couple of monkeys and elephants aren't going to phase me. Chazz: Yea, I guess you're right. Stevo: Let's get out of here, buddy. *Chazz and Stevo start to walk towards the limo, but suddenly Chazz stops and looks at Stevo.* Chazz: Stevo? Stevo: What is it Chazz? Chazz: Can we get some ice cream on the way back to the mansion? Stevo: Sure we can. *Stevo and Chazz walk back to the limo as the cameras fade to black on the chaotic scene behind them.* |
![]() --- "The Best Around" sVo Titles: - Former sVo World Heavyweight Champion (x2) - Former sVo International Champion (x1) Awards: - Wrestler of the Year (2007) - Feud of the Year (2007 w/ Mike Polowy) Status: once again... back in retirement | |
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