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After The Aftermath
Topic Started: Oct 16 2007, 05:24 AM (125 Views)
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The scene opens

The room is very dark and you can only feel the sense of confinement. There’s one light swinging from the ceiling, while three flies are buzzing around it. In the middle of the room is a small table, and a dark shadowy figure is sitting on the opposite side of the table. Just then, a familiar voice talks from behind the camera.

Joseph Peyton: Please, for the record state your full name Mr…

The blue figure leans in from out of the darkness to reveal…

Voice: Monster…Mr. Cookie Monster

Joseph Peyton: And what is your occupation, Mr. Cookie Monster?

Cookie Monster:
I…uh…eat cookies. That’s really all I do. Nothing more, nothing less.

Joseph Peyton: I see. And do you know a man by the name of Burraca?

Mr. Cookie Monster looks down, as if he’s embarrassed about his relationship with Burraca, the self-proclaimed cannibal.

Cookie Monster: No…I’ve never heard of anyone by that name.

Joseph Peyton starts to become more aggressive in his interrogation, raising his voice.

Joseph Peyton: How about the “Cannibal”? Does that name ring a bell? The beast that lives in the storm searching for sacrifices?

Cookie Monster: No…I can’t.

The Cookie Monster’s voice is filled with pain and sorrow. Realizing this, Joseph Peyton tries to be a little softer in his approach.

Joseph Peyton: Don’t worry. It’s ok. He can’t hurt you, now.

The Cookie Monster slowly raises his head to look into the camera. He’s still hesitant to tell his story, but Joseph Peyton’s words seemed to have helped give him a feeling of security.

Cookie Monster: Yes…I know the “Cannibal” Burraca.

Joseph Peyton: Good. Good. Now, tell me, where did you first meet this “Burraca”?

Cookie Monster: Well, I was just sitting on the steps, in front of my apartment building, trying to do my job.

Joseph Peyton: You mean, eating cookies?

Cookie Monster: Yes. When I saw this man in some karate uniform, almost like that guy in that video game, he was walking down Sesame Street. I should have known there was something wrong with him, when I saw everyone else on Sesame Street run into their homes. They locked their doors and closed their blinds. They were probably past victims of that…monster.

The Cookie Monster pauses and tries to gather his thoughts. His is clearly shaking. These horrid memories seem to be taking their toll on the Cookie Monster, but he decides to just push through and continue his story.

Cookie Monster: But, I didn’t know any better, so I just continued to sit there, on the stairs, and continue my job. I was on my last cookie, when I dropped it down the steps. I went to pick it up, when I saw his feet next the cookie. I looked up to see his evil face looking back at me. He looked like a butcher from across the street, but , now that I was looking up at him, I realized that he was twiceas bad. He continued to stare down at me, and then he looked at my fallen cookie. And then he said something that will haunt my dreams forever.

Joseph Peyton: What did he say?

Cookie Monster: He said… “Don’t eat that dirty fucking cookie. I know where you can have an endless supply of yummy cookies, from oatmeal chocolate chip to chocolate with extra fudge”. Well, you can imagine how I felt. It was like a dream, but it soon turned into a nightmare.

Cookie Monster pauses, as he tries to hold back the tears.

Joseph Peyton: And then what happened!

Cookie Monster: Well, we went back to his place…and that’s when it happened. He grabbed me by the throat and threw me onto the floor. He handcuffed my hands behind my back and duct taped my mouth. There were no cookies. There was only him and his…perversion. He had his way with me. He said he was going too..

Cookie Monster stops; he holds his face in his hands, and starts crying.

Joseph Peyton: It’s ok. You can do this. Don't go out on me yet.

Cookie Monster tries to hold back the tears and looks back into the camera.

Cookie Monster: He said that he was my master and that I have to do what he tells me. He said that…that he was a volcano, boiling and bubbling, just waiting to erupt. He wanted to eat me. I tried to explain, I wasn't his sacrifice. I just wanted the fucking cookies. The fucking cookies, man. Their my addiction.

Joseph Peyton: Yeah, he used that line with me, too. It too creeped me out. But now, I'm just a emo pathetic bastard. I guess of just cooked meat now, and he wants none of it... but continue.

Cookie Monster: And, when he was done with me, he tossed me a chocolate fudge cookie and told me to get out. And he said that, if I told anyone, he would…eat my whole family..

The cookie monster starts to sob uncontrollably, again, as the camera zooms out to show a smiling Joseph Peyton. He looks back into the camera.

Joseph Peyton: You see that, Burraca.

He points to the crying puppet.

Joseph Peyton: That’s how easy it is to embarrass you. That’s how easy it is to humiliate you. And, at Showdown 3, I will do that.

Joseph Peyton’s facial expression turns to one of a more serious nature.

Joseph Peyton: The fact is you are the sVo International Champion. Another fact is that If I beat you, it will clearly show you don't deserve shit around your waist. You claim to be a cannibal, so I have a joke for you. "What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job"

Just then, the only light in the room starts to flicker. Out from behind the Cookie Monster puppet emerges his female manager, Tisa Lords who looks to be a little worried.

Tisa Lords: Hey, Joey, did you forget to pay the electric bill, or something?

Joseph Peyton looks back at Tisa. He looks to be upset that she broke character.

Joseph Peyton: Don’t worry about. It must be just an electrical glitch. That’s it. Now, get back behind the puppet. I’m not finished my promo.

Tisa Lords: Ok, well, hurry up. This place gives me the creeps. This isn’t part of my job description, you know.

Joseph Peyton: Yeah, I know. But, you said that you’d do me this favor.

Tisa Lords: You threatened me!

Joseph Peyton: And that threat still stands. Now, get back there before I…Wait, does Joseph Peyton have to smack a bitch?

Just then, the light goes completely out.

Tisa Lords: Ahhh, the hell with this. I’m outta here.

Tisa leaves his puppet lying on the table and bolts out the door. The door slams behind her

Joseph Peyton: GOD DAMMIT.

The Scene Ends.
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