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He has arrived...; But not exactly how he wanted...
Topic Started: Jul 19 2004, 12:55 PM (129 Views)
wishmaster
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A lone figure walks towards the camera from the distance, unfortunately, he's too far away to make out clearly, and it's gonna take us days to even see him... so with a quick press of the fast forward button, we get the guy into view, and can see that he has a blue shirt on, blue tights with a lightning bolt down each side, bright orange boots and long grey hair... although he doesn't look any older than thirty, he pauses and turns to his left, as does the camera, to see a building, nothing amazing, but not too shabby either, he walks into the entrance with a bit of a grin on his face, and almost as soon as he steps inside, a large security guard grabs him around the collar and drags him back outside.

Security - Only SCW employees past this point, no fans allowed.

The security guard drops the guy, who lands straight on his ass in the middle of the pavement, he sits there for a second, and the security guard turns around and begins to walk back towards the building, when the man jumps to his feet and starts walking towards the security guard, who sees the man's reflection in the window of the door and turns around.

Security - I said...

Guy - Have you any idea who I am?

Security - Let me see... you're a cocky fan, who seems to think that he's better than Supreme Championship Wrestling and it's staff... I've got it, you're an asshole.

Guy - Funny. No, I'm Wishmaster, Phoenix Wrestling Federation Professional Champion, ex employee of Xtreme Fantasy Wrestling, holding an open contract with Revolution Wrestling at this very moment, and about to go in for a meeting to discuss wages for my job right here.

Security - So... you've done all that, and you think of yourself as a big shot, right?

Wish - Right!

Security - I've heard it all before, "I've been champion at XYZ fed", "I work for Xtreme Wrestling", well I'm calling your bluff, get out of here. I'm not an idiot, but you're clearly a jumped up jackass, now scram!

Wishmaster just stands there and blinks as the security guard turns around, but again, Wishmaster starts walking towards the door, the security guard breathes a loud, audible sigh, and turns, swinging a right hook, which catches Wishmaster clean on the jaw, sending him crashing to the floor.

Security - Will THAT get you to go away?

Wishmaster starts standing up again, and touches a hand to his lip, which has just been cut open.

Wish - Anyone else in this place, they would be on a stretcher for such an unprovoked attack.

Guard - UNPROVOKED?! You refuse to piss off, turn around, and don't come back, understood?

Wish - I have a meeting scheduled today, and I intend to keep my appointment, I also intend to get my pay cheque each week, now do I have to fight you to get through or are you going to let me in?

Guard - If you're due for a meeting, how come you're not on my... oh...

As the guard has said this, he's picked up a sheet of paper from inside of his pocket, which seems to have the list of today's meetings that have been scheduled.

Guard - Seems I made a mistake... I figured you were tomorrows meeting, not today's...

Wish - And that gave you the right to punch me in the mouth?

Guard - Yeah... well... sorry about that...

Wish - Sorry nothing, I should get your ass fired... luckily for you I've been in a good mood today, now, are you going to show me to the head office or not?

Guard - Erm, yeah... certainly, right this way.

Wishmaster raises a hand to his chin again.

Wish - I'll tell him I walked into a door or something...

Wishmaster walks off, with the guard leading the way, as the camera fades into an advert break for some rubbish.
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festa182
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It comes back from commercials and wishmaster is walking the halls looking for the boss’s office. Wishmaster walks up to two guys to ask them for directions.

Excuse me sorry to bother you but I’m looking for the boss’s office. Could you give me directions?

The two people turn round and it is festa and decay. They look at wishmaster and turn to each other and smile and festa begins to speak.

Excuse me but who the hell are you and what business do you have with the boss.

Wishmaster clears his throat and replies.

I’m sorry I haven’t introduced myself. I’m wishmaster and I have a meeting with the boss to become an active wrestler in this great fed of his.

Wishmaster extends his hand anticipating it being shaken by festa or decay.

Decay extends his hand looking to shake his hand. But festa stops him. Festa looks at the blood coming out of the mouth of wishmaster.

Hey dude what happened to your mouth.

Wishmaster wipes his mouth and replies.

I walked in to a door.

Festa and decay start to laugh.

Wishmaster looks a little upset.

Please don’t make fun of me.

Decay replies.

Sorry dude but you have to admit it is pretty funny. See you want to be a wrestler and compete with the greatest wrestlers in this business and you can’t even handle a friggin door.

Festa joins in.

Man you first match and you get your ass whipped by a door. Man that’s sad.

Wishmaster looks a little pissed at festa and decay.

Man you going to give me directions or not because I’m going to be late.

Festa and decay look a little started at wishmaster being so forceful.

Okay dude all joking aside the office is that way. Just go through those doors and turn right.

Wishmaster thanks them and starts to make his way up the hall.

Festa shout to stop wishmaster.

Hey dude wait a minute. You haven’t had the official welcome to the scw. Festa extends his hand and wishmaster shakes it.

Wishmaster says

Thank you very much. You two aren`t as bad as people say.

Wishmaster makes his way out of the door and he is back outside and the door has closed behind him. Wishmaster bangs on the door.

Very funny guys let me in or I will be late.

The camera shows festa and decay laughing while they are listening to wishmaster pound on the door and festa comments.

man what a loser.

Festa and decay walk off as the sound of wishmaster banging on the door as the camera fades to black.
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Cid
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All of a sudden, Cid walks by the SCW Arena... how... no one knows. :mellow:. He sees Wishmaster and grins. Cid walks up to him....

Cid: "The door did nothing to you! Stop hurting it! :mellow:!"

Wishmaster: " :mellow: .........."

Cid: " <_<? What? Trying to get in? Get locked out? Happened to me my first day..."

Wishmaster: "You got locked out? You work here? :mellow:..."

Cid: "No... :mellow:! I wrestle here.... If you want in, you have to do it the good way... and plus, it makes you look cool.... :mellow:"

Wishmaster: " :huh: Are you one of those stalkers?"

Cid: " :mellow: ..............."

Cid grabs Wishmaster by the arm and takes out a rappel gun. He rappels up to the SCW Roof, with Wishmaster behind him. Cid throws Wishmaster on the roof then hops on it. Cid takes out his extra-coo laser and begins to burn a circle into the roof! A big chunk of the roof falls into the locker room of the SCW Champion, Steve Griffin and almost takes his head off....

Cid: "AH! :o! Well, That's my momma!"

Cid runs and jumps off the building. Wishmaster looks off the ledge and sees that Cid landed face first on the ground...

Wishmaster: "Serves him right... stalking people... :mellow:"

Wishmaster walks back to the hole and the camera fades to black...
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The Great Acid Burn
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Suddenly Acid Burn pulls up to the arena in his ford Mustang, he drives and accidentally runs over Cid... He backs up to check on Cid but runs him over again... :mellow: ... Acid Burn gets out of the car and walks over to Cid...

Acid: j00 ok? :(

Cid doesn't say a word...

Acid: Speak biatch... say something... idiot <_<

Cid: j00 ran me over! :angry:

Acid: I didn't mean to.

Cid: <_<

Acid: WHAT!? I didn't! :unsure:

Cid: LIAR!

Acid: :mellow:

Cid slaps Acid across the face and then runs.... into a door... :P ... Acid charges at him and trips over Cid's body and hits his head ont he door as well :o ... the two lay out cold next to each other, the camera looks up to see Wishmaster staring downa t both of them...

Wishmaster: Man... those two are idiots... ones a stalker and the other... a freakin' weirdo...

Wishmaster shakes his head as the camera fades out :lol:
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Cid
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Cid sits up and looks around...

Cid: "Wha happen? :mellow:"

Acid Burn: "I ran j00 ova..."

Cid: " :o!! How dare yee! :mellow:! I'm goin to ki--"

Suddenly, the SCW doors swing open and hit both Cid and Acid Burn in the foreheads and they once again, pass out...
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