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| Questions for a Mad Man; Exodus#5 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 2 2004, 07:17 PM (32 Views) | |
| City Boy | Jun 2 2004, 07:17 PM Post #1 |
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City Boy is circling himself in the backstage area. Mumbling to himself under his breath he is brought to by many reporters. Reporter#4: City Boy, what a your thoughts on the Axel Porter? City Boy: I'm going to rip his head off and use it as a bowling ball. Reporter#1: Are you a good bowler? Reporter#2: Have you ever bowled a 300 game? Reporter#3: How would you handle a 7-10 split? Reporter#4: Are you at all worried that your recent loss streak will come into effect tomorrow night? City Boy: I have to beat the man to be the man, well I already beat him, I may not get his title tomorrow night, but if I win I'll maybe get his respect, then I'll take his title. Reporter#4: City Boy, rumour in the locker room say you don't deserve this match, why not Soul Hunter or Jay Gold have the shot at Axel? City Boy: They didn't ask. All: OH! Reporter#1: Who would win a match Micheal Jackson or Micheal Jorden? Reporter#2: What are your views about the rumour that Mr. Drachewych has a tendecy to kill and bury hooker on his residence? Reporter#3: My wife said she looks fat, look at this picture and see for yourself that she is. Reporter#4: The Zodiac Spree hasn't done much damage lately, what's going on? City Boy: Well Loco and I are taking care of single business, he's doing his own thing right now and I am doing mine, the Spree will run free once more. Reporter#1: Is there a God? And is he Keith Richards? Reporter#2: Did O.J. Simpson do it? Was Martha Stewart in on it? Reopert#3: I'm not even a reporter I just followed a big crowd coming your way. Reporter#4: Do you have anything else to say? City Boy grabs the mic. and says... City Boy: Axel, I may not be champion, I may not have all the right moves at all the right times, but one thing is for sure, I'll be the winner in this story, you think it ends tomorrow? We're on chapter 2, round 2. I am only the one who you have not beaten, you say I choked on the Tag Title match, memory serves me that you were out way before I was. You say I choked when I fought Jay Gold, well we'll meet again him and I, but you are nothing special too. You lost to me in a minor match, looks to me you choked, and I guess you never recieved the Heimlich maneuver. Well I am not a doctor, but I can't just watch you choke, my part is that I have to let you screw up like last time. I say check to see if your shoe laces arn't tied together, for it seem s to me that you have wabbly legs when it comes to fughting me. Prey for a permanent Wednseday. City Boy knocks his way through the crowd of reporters and walks away. Reporters call out to City Boy. Reporter#1: Do you know if Elvis is alive? Reporter#2: Does this look infected? Reporter#3: I sometimes dress in woman's clothing is that wrong? |
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