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| Bumping Into The Right Man; Exodus RP 5 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 2 2004, 05:51 PM (47 Views) | |
| Steve Griffin | Jun 2 2004, 05:51 PM Post #1 |
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...backstage... Steve Griffin can be seen throwing a cup of coffee into the trash bin, he turns the corner where he is suddenly haulted by two men running for dear life. The two men then suddenly stop and turn around, its evident its a camera man and an interviewer. They walk up to the champion cautiously not wanting to anger him again. Interviewer: Ste..Steve, just the man we wanted to bump into, Exodus is right around the corner and your match against the mammoth Sloth is just hours away. We just, well, saw him in the caffeteria and had a few words with him before he dicided to force another one of those deadly farts out, we left as soon as possible in hopes to perhaps to get a word with you about your match. Steve Griffin: Caffeteria? heh figures that humpty dumpty look alike would be there, he isn't all that hard to find is he. Did he have anything intelligent to say or did he merely chomp his food and talk about food and more food. I bet he didn't, i bet he sat on his big fat ass eating a platter full of food an ordinary person would have left over of for a month in just about 5 minutes right? Interviewer: Well actually, your absolutley right Steve how did you know that? Steve Griffin: Well, logically, all fat men are the same, only what takes them 1 hour to eat takes Sloth 5 minutes and i'm sure i don't have to tell you why. I wonder if that thing even has a plan besides eating until his music plays and eating after my music plays and the match is over. I guess only time will tell wouldn't you say, the man clearly has no objective besides finding anything digestable in his path. Interviewer: Well, actually Steve he has some sort of plan i guess its for you to keep him standing, because if he falls the ring won't support it or something, i'm not quite sure what he said exactly. Steve Griffin: I can understand, it is quite hard to understand someone when their intelligence level is lower than average and they have a mouth full of food. But his plan should be to stop my movement, i wouldn't want him to trip himself up because i'm moving around to quick for his weight to shift and follow. His plan should be to try and not underestimate my strength just because he is a tremendous amount heavier don't mean a damn thing. Interviewer: Actually Steve since you brought it up, he did mention you were sc..scrawny. The interviewer looks up at Griffin then back down to the floor almost frightened by the sight of his massive pecs, Steve Griffin grins as he laughs for a short moment. Steve Griffin: Well i don't know what to say to such a ridiculous statement besides, Sloth, whatever helps you digest faster haha. We will see the difference between raw power and "being scrawny" as he calls it, hell everyone is scrawny next to that tub of lard for god sakes, they will need to modify the doorways in these buildings soon he is getting so fat. Sloth i don't know what you are thinking, but if you do think i am some sort of weakling, you are in for one nasty surprise when the match starts, i am and will be the strongest opponent you will ever face, if anyone is capable of taking you down using his own strength, it is The Big Shot. Interviewer: He claims you didn't knock him off his chair last night when you bursted through the door, what do you have to say to that? Steve Griffin: Nothing besides the fact that he is absolutley right, i merely baraged the door open and found it relatively easy to do so, when i walked in the guy looked like a beached whale on its side whinning and whimpering ridiculously for a piece of chicken which rolled away from his blubber infested reach. I then tried to be a nice guy and kick that piece of chicken way out of his reach so he could not further add to the fat on his body, but my attempt was useless as he is probably stuffing his face with something as we speak. I only wanted him to be in decent shape before he took on the greatest challenge of his career and that is Me. Interviewer: What about yesterday's abuse in front of the whole crowd, you deffinetly made yourself the target for much of the booing in the crowd, why play such a mental game with someone like Sloth? Steve Griffin: Crowd booing is natural, they hate those who speak the truth, they are just as stupid as he is. And mind games? i'm not playing mind games he lacks the ability to understand what a mind game would be, i merely said it like it was, i told him he would be tired after he tried to get in the ring, and so he was. I told him he was the fatest thing i could possibly imagine, and he is. Even someone as dumb as you could realize that can't you? Interviewer: Well, i know he is a fairly larger man than most.... Steve Griffin: Fairly?! jesus i guess you are dumber than i thought, get the hell out of my way your stupidity up to this point is more than i can stand. Steve Griffin shoves his way past the interviewer who almost loses his balance he looks on as Steve Griffin walks away entering the Evolution locker room and quickly starting to say " You won't believe what this moron just said he said Slo..." the door closes and the interviewer has a dumb founded look on his face. |
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| Sloth | Jun 2 2004, 06:16 PM Post #2 |
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(The camera fades to a commercial...) And now... a tribute to Steve Griffin's Official Fan Site! (The camera comes on to an obvious picture of Steve Griffin's face. The camera zooms out to reveal that the picture of the face is taped to a big, round, black object. Suddenly, the face starts to wiggling back and forth and a funny voice is heard...) "I'm Steve Griffin.. blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah! I'm the best... blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah! I'm the Big Shot... blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah!" (The camera zooms out further and it turns out the thing that the face was taped to was the massive posterior of the Mammoth SLOTH!! Sloth glances back at the face stuck to his butt.) "I guess I shouldn't sit on you... HAW HAW HAW! Do you wanna forfeit now?" (Sloth begins to "talk" for "Griffin" once again.) "I will never forfeit... blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah! I have raw power... blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah! I'm still the Big Shot... blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah!" "Boy... you sure are boring today!" "Blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah blaaaaaah!" "But... don't you have anything not "blaaaaaah" to say?" "Blaaaaaahblaaaaaahblaaaaaahblaaaaaahblaaaaaahblaaaaaahblaaaaaah!!!" "YOU GO SMUSH NOW!" (Sloth sits down quickly. Before getting up, he "talks" to "Griffin" again.) "I'm gonna count to 3... 1....................." (Sloth waits...) "2..............." (Sloth waits...) "One last chance..." (Still nothing.) "Ok... 3!! (Sloth looks up at the camera.) "And it's just that easy!" (Camera fades to black!} |
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