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Gay? I never said that!; Exodus RP
Topic Started: Jun 2 2004, 01:56 PM (39 Views)
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The camera comes on. As the crowd settles down after an uneventful jobber match, all rise as one thing can be heard...

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

I AM IRON MAN!


"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits the speakers, drawing the crowd to their feet. Out from the back steps Axel Porter, SCW's Iron Man and the Breakdown Champion. As he steps to the top of the ramp, he takes the belt off from around his waist and holds it high as a wall of pyro explodes behind him! As the crowd cheers louder, Porter drapes the title belt over his shoulder and heads towards the ring. Once there, he rolls into the ring. He hangs the belt on a turnbuckle, takes off his sunglasses and sets them over the face of the belt and takes a mic. Once the crowd silences, he goes to speak.


"I'd like to clear something up first of all. City Boy, it appears we have come to some sort of misunderstanding. You see... not once in my previous speech did I use the word "gay". That may be your misinterpretation, but I suppose when you have an IQ level such as YOURS... you take the simplest explanation more often than not. I'm also pretty much 100% certain that you heard every word I had to say long before reacting publicly to them. I say that simply for one reason. You seem to have the intelligence of a gnat.. or any other really small insect. It probably took you long enough to simply come up with something halfway witty to say. It's OK, City Boy, I'm sure there are others with an IQ like yours... only difference is that while YOU'RE actually here being an annoyance to everyone and taking a valuble roster spot that someone more deserving could take, they're out in McDonalds, flipping burgers and cleaning tables."

Porter leans on the ropes facing the title belt.

"But this isn't only about you and me going one on one... this is also about our "friend" here, the SCW Breakdown... soon to be UNDISPUTED... title belt. Look at it... glimmering here in all its glory... not a care in the world. Everyone knows this belt belongs around MY waist... not the waist of some cretin like you... see... let's get a look at this..."

The SCWTron comes on to a picture of Axel Porter with the SCW Title Belt around his waist...

"Here we have my promo picture... and if we zoom in on the title belt........"

The screen zooms in on the belt, which now appears to have a smile as part of the design...

"..... we can see that the belt ENJOYS being around the waist of a respectable champion. And then, we have this..."

The camera comes on to a shot of City Boy, with the Breakdown Title belt super-imposed over his shoulder. Porter chuckles slightly.

".... this is what is to come? Look at the poor title belt in this case..."

The camera zooms in on the belt, which now has a frowning face adorning it.

"It's PAINFULLY obvious that the title belt does NOT belong there. City Boy... you are not a champion. You proved that by choking in the Tag Team Battle Royal... you proved that by choking against Jay Gold. You'll prove it again. You will NOT beat me again... not tomorrow... not next week... not next month... not next year... not in 10 years! You time is winding down... according to my watch... 24+ hours and counting! Don't be late, City Boy. I know I won't be..."

With that, the music hits again. Porter takes his sunglasses off the belt and puts them back on his head. He then takes the belt off the turnbuckle and raises it high for the crowd one more time, drawing a tremendous reaction. He then drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, heading to the back as the scene fades out...

~FIN~
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