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The Fact Of The Matter; Exodus RP 2
Topic Started: Jun 1 2004, 05:47 PM (58 Views)
Steve Griffin
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With the crowd buzzing from all the action going down before Exodus it is to no ones surprise more of that same action was to come. The Titantron makes a sudden flicker, the screen fades from black into a dark blue then lighter and lighter until suddenly it fades to the front of a burger king, a narraration then begins.


"There are those in life who seek, hunt, and acheive, there are those who know where they are and where they are going. There are also some who are the complete opposite, those who have nowhere to go, don't know if they are coming or going. This comparison can be used in one Exodus match, that between Steve Griffin and Sloth. One man has earned it all, a proven champion, and a legend for all time in scw history. The other, one who has achieved nothing but a stomach the size of a swiming pool, one who has yet to prove himself and with the storm ahead of him now, he will surely fail to acheive anything, and will prove nothing, all by the hands of the Heavyweight Champion himself."


Suddenly the Lights dim and " The Game by drowning pool" errupts on the speakers, the blue spot lights move all over and one in particular stays at the entrance way where Steve Griffin and Vixen Star are seen standing for a moment. Steve Griffin has his Heavyweight title around his waist and his tag team title drapped over his shoulder, Vixen Star has her Woman's Title around her waist. Griffin grins at the booing crowd some pop corn can be seen being thrown towards the ramp way and the two of them walk towards the ring.


Steve Griffin climbs up the steps as Vixen follows him he sits on the rope and lets her in the ring, he is then seen pointing his finger at a fan and talking trash to him before grinning as the older man yells something back. Griffin enters the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle, he taps his belts showing off to the crowd his greatness as they boo loudly, he once again grins and bad mouths a few of the other fans in the front row before climbing down where his music begins to fade out. The crowd can be heard loudly chanting "asshole" as Steve Griffin is handed over a mic.


Steve Griffin: So, how did everyone like that short but sweet telling of the truth and of the future? *crowd boos* Oh come on, i merely put up a mirror to Sloth and you guys don't like what you see, the man is a freak. He is one oversized cow who doesn't belong in this company, and he certainly doesn't belong in the same ring as The Big Shot. But the time will come, and i will be the one showing him that even his big size is no match for my superior skills in the ring. Sloth, i wish there was a way i could tell you what it is you are about to involve yourself in, i wish i could tell you to find a subways restaurant on Thursday night and eat your heart out. But unfortunately for you, you will be stepping through those ropes, perhaps getting stuck in the process, but none the less you will be entering the ring against one of the greatest SCW champions ever! These fans, its all you got going for you on Exodus, and even thats a disadvantage.


The crowd begins to boo loudly at the remark and loudly start chanting "asshole", Steve Griffin grins and puts his hand to his ear taunting them to chant it louder, the "asshole" chant fades into a loud mixture of yelling and trash talking by everyone in the arena.


Steve Griffin: Speak english morons, anyways back to the point since you fans are so easily hurt, the fact is simple Sloth, you do NOT have what it takes to compete against me, lets look at those facts Sloth. Fact number one, you are in the lousiest shape of any wrestler in scw, and going up against someone of my physique quickly puts you in a hole. Fact number two, you have a greater chance of having a heart attack during this match than you do of winning it at all, doesn't look good. Fact number three, i use this ring to my advanatge almost every match and it pays off quite nicely for me, so what the hell are you going to do if you can barely move around it while i use it to slowly wear you off, don't kid yourself, i know once you fall once that you will be out of breath, that you will be tired, and you will be in no shape to survive the match much longer. And i will take advanatge of all of these facts i garuntee you that. I have always been one to warm up before the big workout, and thats all you are Sloth, is one BIG warm up for me before my Heavyweight title bout at the ppv. So the Big Shot is ready for your visit come thursday night on Exodus, and after its all said and done, we will see if you come near the Evolution's food tray again.


The crowd boos loudly as Steve Griffin tosses the mic outside and his music blares on the speakers yet again, Vixen Star walks with him as they walk up the ramp the fans can be seen yelling and pointing fingers at him as he signals for them to go home and taunting some of the fans to come get him if they dare. The two then disappear behind the curtains and the music fades to silence and the crowd is now all worked up again thanks to Steve Griffin.
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Sloth
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(Suddenly, at the end of the silence, Griffin and Star seem to suddenly "Bounce" back out from the curtain. Startled, they back up further down the ramp. Immediately, "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic begins to play, heralding the appearance of one man: The Mammoth SLOTH! Chortling, the massive one wiggles his belly at the two sickened people, and a mic appears in his ham hock... I mean hand.)

"Ho ho ho! Silly little man! Sloth isn't a "heavyweight"... Sloth is a SUPER DUPER HEAVYWEIGHT! Haw haw haw!"

(The crowd is cheering this, and some break out into a "Super Duper" chant.}

"Haw haw moo! You get it, right? Cuz you called me a cow? Get it? GET IT!?"

(Sloth shakes his fat fist at Griffin.)

"You makin' fun of Sloth? You think Sloth looks funny... that Sloth ain't perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdy? Well guess what, perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdy boy... take a good look at that ring! Cuz when you run into me in there... you're gonna get a good look at THIS."

(Sloth turns and shakes his unbelievably large posterior in Griffin's direction. Vixen turns in disgust while the crowd roars on in approval... although it's the approval of Griffin's reaction, and not to seeing Sloth's rump. Sloth turns back around.)

"Haw haw haw... when I squash you like BUGGY, you'll look not perdy... VERY not perdy! As for you bein' a better wrassler... um... I challenge you... TO A THUMB WAR! RIGHT NOW! RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

(Sloth holds out his giant ham hock. Griffin reacts with one of those vintage "what the hell are you on?" looks. He slowly walks towards Sloth and, unbelievably, holds his hand out. Sloth lurches forward to envelope the dwarfing hand, and Griffin pulls a cheap thumb to the eye. In natural reaction, Sloth's arms begin to flail wildly while he shouts out...)

"WHERE'S MY FOOD!? WHERE'S MY FOOD!? GOD HELP YOU IF MY FOOD IS GONE!!"

(Griffin and Star seize this opportunity to get the hell away from Sloth. However, as they do, Sloth's flying flubber swings right into Vixen! She looks up at Sloth, partially shocked at the hit, partially surprised that his fat was so cushiony. But, her whole face shows disgust. Griffin helps her up and the two get away. As they vanish behind the curtain again, Sloth recovers.)

"Wha... what happened? Where did the morsels go? Errrr..."

("Eat It" hits again and Sloth turns back, waddling towards the entry again, confused as to where Griffin and Star went. Scratching his head, the camera fades to black...)
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Just when they thought all was said and done Steve Griffin comes back out with a couple hot dogs from the foodstand backstage and throws them at Sloth in mockery of his hunger. He then picks up his mic as the crowd boos while Sloth can still barely see.


Steve Griffin: You want food there take it, there is some on your chest and some on that extremely large stomach of yours. You want to stand there, taking one step every 30 seconds, and then threaten to take me down in the ring? The only damn thing you can take down when were in the ring is the ring itself! You too, your are just like these stupid fans, someone holds a mirror to you and you get angry with what you see, i'm not the one eating buckets upon buckets of kfc.


Steve Griffin walks down the ramp past Sloth who is now rubbing his massive hand all over his chest to get as much of the food that was thrown at him into his mouth. Meanwhile Steve Griffin rolls bck into the ring and leans against the top rope where he continues to speak.


Steve Griffin: I really wish i knew what you came out here to prove in the first place, you have done nothing but state the obvious except for that small mistake where you said you would beat me in the ring. You said i made fun of you, yes i did quite a number of times to tell you the truth. You said you were a super duper heavyweight, i think you exceed that class in my opinion, in fact i'm not quite sure they have invented a class for you besides category five typhoon.


Sloth grunts in anger for a moment but then gets right back to wiping the ketchup off his chest. Steve Griffin walks around the ring grinning for a moment as they crowd boos at his cruelty towards Sloth.


Steve Griffin: Sloth, i wonder, if you can just stop rubbing yourself for one moment you sick freak, its only ketchup dammit there is plenty backstage. Lets see how long it takes you to climb into the ring, so walk your big transport truck ass down the ramp, and try getting into the ring, perhaps this will give the chance for the scw ring crew to make some adjustments to fit your needs for our match, so come on down.


Sloth slowly begins to walk down the ramp, he stands down by the apron of the ring and attempts to roll in, but he can barely get both his legs off the ground and stops, he then tries once again and the same outcome occurs. Steve Griffin is seen laughing in the ring at the pathetic attempts Sloth is making to get in the ring. Sloth then tries grabbing onto the top rope and pulling himself up but he cannot support his own weight causing Griffin to laugh even more in the ring. Suddenly for those watching at home a sudden distortion occurs and suddenly an anouncer's voice begins to talk.


Anouncer: Folks, for everyone watching at home this is a disgusting act on the part of the Exodus champion, this is just a mental and verbal abuse of an opponent. Sloth is just being made fun of here by a cocky tyrant thats all. Its sick, it really is sick, oh great Steve looks like he is about to speak again.


Steve Griffin: Hint hint, maybe you should use the stairs? I think all this over eating is starting to clog up brain cells in that big fat head of yours. Come on you can do it butterball.


Sloth slowly begins to walk up the steps, and when he finally reaches the top he slowly lifts one leg over the middle rope, he then tries to squeeze in and has a hard time, but finally gets in the ring. He leans on the turnbuckle out of breath and looks over at Griffin.


Steve Griffin: Congratulations, you have gotten into the ring, you seem quite out of breath you big fat pig, you need a donut or something?


Steve Griffin then rolls out of the ring with a grin on his face, he walks around the ring and up the ramp.


Steve Griffin: Now that you have gotten into the ring, and you are probably dead tired, have fun getting out haha, you are a sorry excuse for a wrestler Sloth, you will be half beaten by the time you get in the ring, and i'll be waiting to tear you up in the ring afterwards, its pointless to try, just pointless.


Anouncer: This is just beyond cruelty, i've never seen something like this before folks, its darn right disgusting, this was just a mental attack on the part of Griffin, he obviously has the edge here, but what a horrible way to take it.


Steve Griffin is then seen walking off back stage as Sloth is left in the ring, and he takes a few more wipes at his stomach to capture some more mustard.
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