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CHBK! CHBK! CHHBK!
Topic Started: May 26 2004, 05:18 PM (49 Views)
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*The lights in the arena are slightly dim. Suddenly “Sexy Boy” hits the pa! The crowd gives a mixed reaction. Suddenly a man comes from behind the curtains...it appears to be...CHBK! The crowd assumes its CHBK as he dances his way down to the ring. He walks up the steel steps and steps between the ropes...but gets tangled up! The crowd is shocked...but laughing! They're HeartBroken Kid...is now a HeartBroken clutz!!*

Commentator #1: "What :blink: ...he hell...!?"

Commentator #2: Is he…drunk…”

*He finally manages to untangle himself from the ropes and struggles to get to his feet. CHBK then stands in the center of the ring...performing his trademark pose as the fireworks blast. The audience is almost …silent. Even though CHBK aint they’re favorite wrestler…they were shocked to see him tangled up in the ropes like that. The lights than finally illuminate the arena. The crowd looks in shock to see…a man dressed like CHBK…but about 100lbs lighter. He walks over to the ring announcer and snatches the mic! The ring annouincer shocked…knocks zee shit out of him with a right hand. The crowd erupts with cheers. The ring announcer shrugs…and looks down at the fake CHBK…laughing! Suddenly “Be Easy” hits the pa…and this time a REAL wrestler gets on the ramp. Mr.Showtime! The crowd cheers as Showtime walks down the ramp…shaking his head…in disappointment looking at the fake wrestler in the ring. Showtime rolls in the ring and the crowd immediately jumps to their feet and begin cheering. He then is tossed a mic by the fake announcer…after giving him dap.*

Commentator #2: Ha! Look at that. Showtime liked seeing that fake guy get knocked on his his rear-end by the announcer.”

Commentator #1: Hey, looks like Showtime has something to say, lets listen.”

Mr.Showtime: “CHBK…get your ass off the mat! I haven’t knocked you down yet! You are a disgrace…you have the nerve to say I never beat you fare and square…what…a….damn…shame! You know what…stand up…get up!”

*The CHBK wannabe stumbles a bit, but manages to stand on his feat.*

Mr.Showtime: “Hey announcer man…good shot! Well CHBK…we meet again. I…Mr.Showtime , the man you face on Exodus is standing right before you. What do you have to say for yourself?”

*The fake CHBK stands in the ring looking around a bit still dazed from the shot to the head from the announcer. He finaaly speaks after seconds of snapping out of his…daze.*

Fake CHBK: “Well uhh…be prepred for me to stomp on your heart…break your bones…”

*Showtime hands him the mic and the fake CHBK just keeps going and going and going…just like the real one! Showtime just watches and watches…*

Fake CHBK: “Break your legs…crush your dreams…”

*Finally has had enough. POW! Show’s Over! The crowd erupts as they see the liitle imitator hit the ground. Showtime looks at his body which lay on the ground….just smirking.*

Mr.Showtime: “See CHBK! It’s that simple. So simple, that this match will be decided by a swift quick. Unfortunatly you must be the one that must fall. You are destined to have your ass kicked by me! Yes you! You, former SCW champion. I will kick you ass all over the ring. You were viewed as the main-eventer…months ago. Damn…it could’ve even been…like a year ago. Guess what though…not anymore! People have stomped all over your spot and took it. CHBK...SCW champ…ha! Man how times have evolved. You know what’s taken place…evolution. Oh…hold on…your in Evolution. You haven’t evolved! You haven’t gotten a damn bit better…if anything you’ve gotten worse. You’ve de-volved dammit. You won the SCW title…why don’t you go retire or something..”


*The crowd is heard mostly cheering for Showtime. The fake CHBK is finally regaining his senses. He pulls on Showtime’s leg trying to gain some leverage to pull himself up. Showtime grabs the look alike by the arm…and pulls him up. Showtime then prepares to speak again.*

Mr.Showtime: “Ok now if you answer these few questions…I may just not kick your ass ok ! You better answer so the entire audience can hear you so I don’t have stomp on your itsy bitsy heart!.”

*The fake CHBK just nods….and looks a little scared.*

Mr.Showtime: “Good. So, how do you prepare for a match against somebody of my skill?”

Fake CHBK: “Well first I get a cup of coffee. Then after that…I do my greatest imitation of Shawn Michaels the world has ever seen by dancing down to the ring. Then after that…I talk and talk and talk some more, even though nobody gives a damn, and my lips fall off.”

Mr.Showtime: “Hmm…aint that a bitch. I knew every word you’d say before you even said it. Yep it’s a fact…CHBK…you talk to damn much. From me…and probably over half of the SCW roster….shut the hell up! Now…do you have anything else to say..?”

Fake CHBK: “Well let me see. That’s what I do before everyone one of my matches, no matter who the opponent is. I just make sure Other than what I said, before every match I just sleep with my authentic Shawn Michael’s pajama’s every night…and I cut on my Shawn Michael’s night light…and….I read my favorite book of all time every night...”

Mr.Showtime: “What’s that wannabe…”

Fake CHBK: “How to be like Shawn Michaels in 24 hours!”

Mr.Showtime: “Well…you know your getting your ass kicked tomorrow night though right…?”

Fake CHBK: “Yeah{sigh}…”

Mr.Showtime: “Ay man…don’t take it hard…I’ve laid out like…almost 20 people. You’ll just be another number besides…when you lose…you’ll just reboot yourself…..by never shuttin the hell up eh?”

Fake CHBK: “No. HBK...I mean me..no no…we…damn! I CHBK!”

Mr.Showtime: “The HeartBroken Kid…spit it out!”

Fake CHBK: “Will stomp all over your…”

*POP! Show’s Over! Just like it will be come Thursday night. The fake CHBK lays coldly on the mat. The crowd goes nuts as Showtime just raises his fist in the air and exits the ring. The crowd gives a nice long pop for Showtime, as SCW goes into a commercial break.*
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