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| FTCW Turbo Episode 53; Road to LL III - Part 2 of 5 | |
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| Bryce Kanyon | May 1 2017, 03:47 PM Post #21 |
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FTCW Grade and Report Part Two Welcome back to FTCW's latest installment of the Grade and Report featuring your favorite host, Bryce "The Wrestlemaniac" Kanyon. And today we've reached the second stage of this year's 'S.M.U.G.' competition (I see what they did there) in which our theme involves lasting twenty minutes of near pinfalls and submission tapouts while avoiding the worst fate of them all: The Mushroom. Now typically a fungi that is either quite a delicacy, particularly on Pizza or soup, or even those health items you see on those Nintendo games, while anyone could take a fall they absolutely CANNOT be the last guy with the dreaded 'Poison' mushroom. Because by the end of that night, someone's walking out without either a Golden Ticket or possibly a chance to compete at Lasting Legacy III unless FTCW feels generous enough to set a few more matches for them. As for the man who took the final fall, that competitor was none other than... 11th Place. The Gladiator You've heard the name worldwide, FTCW fanatics, from it's history you've read of at school, the very name of an award-winning feature (And not a shabby performance by Russell Crowe, I might add), and even one of the stars of the hit CAW sensation SCAW, which rumor has it will be reaching it's final leg before the long running marathon comes to an abrupt halt. But right now, The Gladiator came to this E-Fed program to achieve as much success as he could just as he did in SCAW but if there is that one moment that's often eluded him it's a World Championship main event match at the grandest stage of them all (As well as that World Title victory he's yet to achieve). For The Gladiator, he had what it took to survive the first stage during this Gauntlet even though sad to say one of his fellow teammates, 'The Moose', was not so fortunate. But when that moment came that Percy the Poet, his own teammate, would pin The Gladiator leaving him with that one infamous mushroom he was unable to recover fast enough due to the actions of Dae-Woo Seo thus sending his bags packing out of center stage. Props to The Gladiator for nearly holding on as long as those twenty minutes can offer, but it would seem that once again Main Event glory has eluded him about as quickly as his hopes of achieving an SCAW World Championship victory. C Stay tuned later tonight as we prepare for Stage 3 of our competition, in which our Top 10 finalists (About the same number as you'll get on a WatchMojo segment) prepare to bend backs and break bodies as they must eliminate their opponents by slamming them through a Table! That's right FTCW fanatics, our next stage will be a Tables Match featuring our remaining finalists (Particularly two stars that have lasted much longer than many expected). But who's going to be our Top 5? That's the answer we hope to discover very shortly. |
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| prototype400 | May 1 2017, 06:55 PM Post #22 |
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![]() Stage 3 - 10 Wrestlers: Tables Elimination Match 10 Superstars Remaining: Catch 22 Ryan Knight "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker Yoshi Crash Bandicoot Soldier of Fortune Fox McCloud Percy the Poet "The Charismatic Comet" Dae-Woo Seo "The Infamous One" Anthony Adams Cohdopian Fans: CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! PERCY! PERCY! PERCY! PERCY! INFAMOUS! INFAMOUS! INFAMOUS! INFAMOUS! Prototype400: Welcome to Stage 3 of the Super Mega Ultra Gauntlet, wrestling fans! We have just 10 Superstars remaining of our original 22, and this stage will be a Tables Elimination Match! 5 guys will be leaving us when they will get put through tables! Who will those unfortunate 5 be? That's yet to be seen! A couple of these guys who have made it this far have really surprised me! I wasn't sure that they'd make it this far, but here they are! Yoshi and Nathan Walker... you guys proved me wrong! Everybody else has something really big to aim if their actions in past shows mean anything! Let's get Stage 3 off and running already, shall we? DING! Only 5 can advance to the Final Stage of the S.M.U.G.! There they go yet again! Soldier of Fortune and Fox McCloud just beating the absolute Hell outta each other with punches and kicks! So much bad blood between the former Freedom Fighter teammates! Oh! Spin Kick by Fox takes Soldier down! Grounded punches by McCloud! Ryan Knight and Percy the Poet get reacquainted with each other! Oh! Stiff Forearm shot to the head by Ryan! Back Body Drop on Percy! Crash Bandicoot and Anthony Adams are trying to Suplex each other! Vertical Suplex pendulum here! Fighting for position! Crash is punching the ribs! Oh! But there's Anthony with the Vertical Suplex! We're getting a nice back and forth Hip Toss exchange between Catch 22 and Dae-Woo Seo! They are just matching each other's speed in this exchange! Oh! Of course! Eye Rake by 22! Triple H style Facebuster against the knee takes Seo down! OH GOSH! That violent whipping motion! Nathan Walker just hit a Sidewinder Suplex on Yoshi! Now Mr. Hollywood will lay the boots on the dinosaur! Fox has Soldier back up! Drops him back down with the Reverse Neckbreaker! Waterwheel Neckbreaker! Bounces off the ropes! Hits the AJ Styles Diving Knee Drop! OH CRAP! Ryan just decked Percy with a Lariat! Made Percy flip! Ryan picks up Percy and... hits a Blue Thunder Bomb! Oh! Anthony with a Sidewalk Slam on Crash! Catch 22 hits a Snap Suplex on Seo! FACE CUT! He stomped on Seo's face right after! Scotty gonna be dirty, huh? Now Fox just put Soldier in a corner, and he'll just wear him down with some Shoulder Thrusts to the gut! SLAPS HIS FACE! Come on now! Spinning Heel Kick by Nathan Walker takes Yoshi down! Oh no! Knightlock MK I! Crossface! Ryan has it on Percy, and this looks like deja vu all over again, dating back to Lasting Legacy II! Oh! Anthony just sent Crash shoulder first into a steel ring post! Literally kicks his ass out of the ring? Okay... Catch 22 locks in an STF on Seo! A challenge for the South Korean Superstar! Now look! Fox is pulling the top rope and choking Soldier in the process! What the Hell is wrong with you, Fox? ANOTHER SLAP! Mccloud, you're really pushing it! Walker's relentlessly bashing Yoshi's face against the top turnbuckle! Twice! Thrice! 4 times! 5 times in a row! Tosses Yoshi out of the ring! Ryan's trying to break Percy's arm again! DISARMER! DISARMER! No? ROLL! Percy got out of it... but he pays for that with a Big Boot to his face instead! Anthony is out of the ring now with Crash and he's stomping the crap out of the Playstation 1 icon! Yanks him back up! Half Nelson Suplex? No! Crash spins around Anthony! Reverse DDT counter on the floor buys Crash some time! Seo was able to get out of the STF... but 22 continues to punch away at him! Goes for the Cyclone Punch! No! Ducked! OH GOSH! Modified Zig Zag by Seo! Standing Moonsault right after! Fox has a Front Facelock applied! He's doing all he can to zap Soldier of Fortune's energy away! Zap... Wait... Turbo 50 ending... Never mind! Wait! Soldier's coming alive! Punches to the ribs! Inverted Atomic Drop counter! Sitout Spinebuster out of desperation! He had to stop Fox somehow! Nathan slams Yoshi's face down on my announce table! Goes to do it again! No! Elbows to the gut! Yoshi's coming back! Pissed off punches by the otherwise happy dinosaur! Kick to the gut! OH MY GOSH! EGGBREAKER ON THE FLOOR! Cradle Shock! Ryan leans Percy against the ropes and... what the Hell is he doing? SPEAR? MISSED! OH MY GOOD GOSH! Percy moved out of the way and Ryan zoomed through the ropes, out of the ring! Knight's face hits the side of my announce table! A little too ambitious there, Ryan? That was pretty funny, to be honest! *laughs* Wait! This isn't so funny... but awesome! ASAI MOONSAULT! Percy the Poet went for broke and hit Ryan on the outside! Ooh! Crash launched Anthony Adams back first into the barricade railing! Kick to the gut! COLT .45 ON THE FLOOR! Yes! He hits the Colt Cabana Backbreaker, and he didn't botch it this time! Now Crash Bandicoot has a 2nd breath! WHOA! Moonsault Legdrop off the barricade? Got enough momentum for it! Wait! Abisegeri Rolling Kick stuns Catch 22! Keep going, Dae-Woo! He goes out to the apron! 22 pulls himself up with the ropes! GOOD GOSH! Slingshot Diving Victory Roll Driver! Spikes Scotty's head down to the mat! We got all sorts of crap spilling out here! Soldier picks up Fox and sends him to the ropes! Slingblade Clothesline? No? Fox stops his momentum! How? Japanese Arm Drag counter? Whoa! LOW SUPER KICK? Down onto the left knee! Brutal as all Hell there! SNAP DDT! Fox enjoyed doing that! What the Hell is Yoshi doing to Nathan Walker? He's taking Nathan all the way up the entrance ramp? To do what? Oh my gosh! Yoshi sees a duo of tables off the side of the Turbo stage! That will count! Clearly Yoshi's gotten freaking bold in Season 4! He's just clubbing Walker's back! Sets him up for the Yoshi Ride Backpack Stunner? Wait! WHAT THE HELL? FREAKING GOOOOOOOSH!!! Cohdopian Fans: YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!! KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA? Echidna Glide Spear.... off the freaking frackin' Turbo stage! Revenge is a meal best served cold! Knuckles, already eliminated from this event, just Speared Yoshi off the stage... and down through that duo of tables! I can hear the referee saying... that Nathan Walker lightly pushed Yoshi off the stage at the same time? FTCW Referee: *raises up Nathan's hand* Yes! That's a good elimination! Light push! YOSHI'S OUT! "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker eliminates Yoshi (10th Place) That was just totally SICK of Knuckles to do that! Nathan Walker is the most fortunate man on the face of this Earth1 Now what? Percy the Poet has cleared out my announce table and he's got Ryan Knight back up! BONK! Gets out his favorite book and bops Ryan on the head with it! Percy places Ryan on top of my table and... Wait! TRIO ISLANDS LARIAT! Crash Bandicoot just came in and intercepted Percy with that Clothesline From Hell! Now Crash sees Ryan and gets on top of my table! Crash picks up Ryan and kicks him in the gut! He's going for the Tiger Driver 98! Trying to lift him! Wait! Counter Arm Wrench by Ryan to get out of it! LOW BLOW! Kick to the bandicoot balls! OH CRAP! TIGER BOMB THROUGH MY TABLE! Cohdopian pops once more, but they probably shouldn't be considering who just... Ryan Knight: *shoves Prototype400 in the back to be a jerk* WHAT THE HELL, RYAN? Ryan Knight eliminates Crash Bandicoot (9th place) You got a big elimination, Ryan, but you're gonna get all pissy around me? REALLY? Focus on your opponents! I know about your challenge! The Infamous One is back up and he just got out a table from underneath the ring! Anthony slides the table inside the ring and enters the ring! Fox is stomping the crap out of Soldier in the ring, and Anthony's gonna help him! Soldier's in big trouble now! Double Team move incoming! Fox and Anthony set up the table and... they're trying to Double Suplex Soldier through that table! Wait a minute! MY GOOD FREAKING GOOOOOSH!! SHOOTING STAR DDT! Dae-Woo Seo just leaped off the top rope with so much conviction and spiked Anthony down! OH! Soldier Back Body Drops Fox over the top rope and out of the ring! Nathan Walker's running down the entrance ramp! He's back in the ring! Lous Thesz Press and punches on Dae-Woo! Wait! Soldier ripes Walker off Seo! Kick to the gut! OH GOSH! Gory Special Bomb through the table! Plants Nathan face first through wood! That was a great visual! Instant Replay value! Soldier of Fortune eliminates "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker (8th place) We're down to 7 guys here, and only 5 can advance to the Final Stage! 2 more eliminations to go! Oh, come on! Soldier's getting ganged up on again by the Luxury Club! 3-on-1 assault! Fox, Ryan and Anthony! Soldier's trying to get away from this trio... but he's trapped! Wait! Hold the crap on! SHOOTING STAR DROPKICK! There's Seo again! Jumping off the top rope to hit Fox! Percy the Poet has a Crossface Chickenwing on Ryan! Russian Leg Sweep by Soldier on Anthony! Soldier's directing traffic for everyone not luxurious! They have the LXC back up! Soldier takes turns helping Percy, Dae-Woo... and Catch 22?... takes down FTCW's enemy! Punches to Ryan! Punches to Fox! Punches to Anthony! Wait! What the Hell? GOOD QUADRUPLE GOOOOOOOSH!!! Cohdopian Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap x5* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap x5* QUADRUPLE VERTICAL SUPLEX? Are you freaking kidding me? That looked freaking beautiful! Now look! Soldier of Fortune: *shoves Percy, Dae-Woo and Catch 22* PERCY! DAE-WOO! SCOTTY! Percy, Dae-Woo and Catch 22: WHAT? Soldier and Cohdopian Fans: GET THE TAAAAABLLLES!!! [/Bubba Ray Dudley] Yep! Soldier of Fortune is enjoying himself again! Percy, Dae-Woo and 22 all exit the ring and get out 3 tables from under the ring! 3 tables have been tossed into the ring... and I think the Luxury Club are about to lose BIG TIME here! Percy picks up Ryan and... RIPCORD ELBOW! Right in the face! Arm Wrench! Double Knee Rib Breaker? Back up for a Neckbreaker Hold? DEATH BLOW ELBOW! Ryan's now groggy! CRAP! POWERSLAM THROUGH A TABLE! There goes The Nightmare Maker, and you can thank Catch 22 for doing that! Catch 22 eliminates Ryan Knight (7th place) Aha! See what I did, Ryan? Numbers Game! You do it to my boys on Turbo Episode 50? I do it right back to you and your boys here! Now we only need one more elimination! Catch 22 sends Anthony into a corner of the ring! Running Clothesline in the corner! Running Knee Strike in the corner by Dae-Woo Seo! Suplex Lift! Soldier lets Anthony out of the corner! Suplex Lift! SUPER KICK! Anthony stumbles! SLINGBLADE CLOTHESLINE! Soldier yanks Anthony back up! Military Press... over the top rope! No regard for safety there for Soldier! Now what are you doing, Henry Allen? He's running to the ropes! Bounces and... GOOD GOSH! Springboard Frog Splash to the outside floor! Soldier hit Anthony cleanly! Catch 22 has Fox McCloud back up! Flurry of punches! Kick to the gut! BOOM! Hits the Atlantic City Ace Crusher! Fisherman Cutter! You gotta put him through a table, though! Catch 22 spots one of the tables set up in the ring, and he'll pick Fox back up! Wow... Soldier, Dae-Woo and Percy are all just mugging Anthony Adams on the outside! Stomping on him! Catch 22 has Fox back up and... TORNADO PUNCH! Hits the Cyclone Punch! Fox is in trouble now! 22 has him up in a Fisherman Suplex Lift! OH WHAT THE HELL? Roundhouse Super Kick from the apron edge? Soldier came in abruptly to nail the side of Scotty Gamble's head! Fox lands back on his feet! OH DOUBLE GOOOOOSH!! DOUBLE SUPER KICK? Soldier and Fox, despite their hatred for each other, temporarily team up? Fox has the Waterwheel on! Going for the Alabama Slam through a table! Wait! ANOTHER SUPER KICK? Soldier Super Kicks Fox's face! AIR RAID CRASH! Fox had to drop 22 down for an Alabama Driver instead! BRUTAL BULLCRAP! BOME YE... Con-Chair-To? Seo hits his signature Knee Strike, but there's Percy to sandwich Anthony's head in with a steel chair shot! Talk about sick! The Infamous One is down! OH! Percy just came in and gave Seo a Codebreaker on the floor right after! Oh my word! Did you just see that? Gory Special Bomb Stun Gun? Soldier just wanted to punish Fox against the top rope! Fox falls down to the outside floor! Soldier picks up Catch 22 and pounds his back numerous times! Lifts him up! Oh gosh! DOWN HE FREAKING GOES! DING! DING! DING! Cohdopian Fans: YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!! SOLDIER! SOLDIER! SOLDIER! SOLDIER! Soldier's Silence through a table puts away Catch 22! It looked like Scott Cross was lost towards the end of this thing, running out of steam! Soldier of Fortune eliminates Catch 22 (6th place) The referee is signaling for everyone to stop fighting! Cohdopia is starting to get real excited now! We have our final 5 guys! 5 Superstars are outta here, and 5 Superstars are advancing to the Final Stage of the 2nd Super Mega Ultra Gauntlet! The Golden Ticket Ladder Match, the Mai Event of Turbo Episode 53, awaits these 5 Superstars! Superstars Advancing to the Final Stage: Soldier of Fortune Fox McCloud Percy the Poet "The Charismatic Comet" Dae-Woo Seo "The Infamous One" Anthony Adams There you see those 5 names on the Titantron! Soldier of Fortune, Fox McCloud, Percy the Poet, Dae-Woo Seo and Anthony Adams are just ONE STEP away from guaranteeing a spot on the Lasting Legacy III card! One step away from winning the right to having their own match on the biggest stage of them all! WAIT! FOX MCCLOUD? WHAT THE HELL? ALABAMA SLAM THROUGH THAT LAST TABLE! There was one table remaining in the ring... and of course, Fox just had to use it! He Alabama Slammed the crap outta Soldier of Fortune through that table! The referee is shoving Fox back into a corner of the ring! How dare you, Fox? You son of a... The referee told you to stop fighting! Are you deaf? UGH! FTCW Referee: *checks on the downed Soldier of Fortune* Fox McCloud: *egomaniacal heel laughter in a corner of the ring* *sits up on the top turnbuckle, crossing his legs* Ryan Knight: *slowly approaches Prototype400* My challenge... I demand an answer from you soon, "Boss"! *shoves Prototype400 back again before leaving through the Cohdopian crowd* Prototype400: *looks back at the leaving Ryan* *cracks his knuckles out of anger* End of Part 4... |
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FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker FTCW E-Fed Network Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Zone Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Triple Threat Champion - "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali FTCW Tag Team Champions - Keith Austin and Alex Star FTCW Trios Champions: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna FTCW Women's Champion: Carmen Sandiego | |
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| FZW Owner | May 1 2017, 07:14 PM Post #23 |
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Only four people left for me to destroy before I get myself an opportunity to compete on the grand stage of Lasting Legacy. Boys, your time is slowly dimming down and you WILL Live in Infamy. |
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| Bryce Kanyon | May 1 2017, 07:59 PM Post #24 |
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FTCW Grade and Report Part Three Welcome back to another edition of the 'Grade and Report', that segment on tonight's show where I get the scoop on all the eliminated contenders who are guaranteed NOT to have a Golden Ticket but pretty soon my biggest scoop will be on who walks out the winner overall. And as the clean-up crew removes all the busted tables from the arena to set up for the upcoming ladder match, we take this time for a look back at some of the most brutal action we have witnessed on this installment of S.M.U.G. The classic table, normally your standard piece of furniture whether it's to fill out your office space, to hold family dinners (Instead of eating their food in front of a T.V. nowadays), or simply because you just need that little bit to put all your shit for whatever occasion. But tonight, that was not going to be the case as our FTCW fans came to see some pure carnage, seeing five losers slammed into whatever we have available, seeing them smashed into splinters, and leaving said fallen icons weeping knowing that whatever chance they could easily secure a match at Lasting Legacy III they'll have to get it some other way. So with that being said, we take a look back at all the competitors who had the misfortune of being the unlucky half to be sent packing. 10th Place. Yoshi Of all the surprising turn of events to take place during the S.M.U.G. competition, the fact that Yoshi would last this long this stage of the competition is quite a shock. Whether if it's sheer dumb luck or the little dinosaur actually has more talent than he's given credit for, love him or hate him he somehow finds a way to sneak past the bigger, stronger adversaries hoping that lightning would strike a third time. But suffice to say, Knuckles was not going to have none of that as he used this opportunity to screw Yoshi out of his shot at the Golden Ticket just as he was held responsible for spoiling the moment for the knuckle swinging Echidna. At the end of the night, luck would only last so long for Yoshi but at least none can say that he couldn't go as farther than anyone expected. Still doesn't excuse the fact that he still lost the match regardless, as this night hasn't quite been in favor for The Mushroom Kingdom. C 9th Place. Crash Bandicoot Ever since returning from the injury he sustained during his fight with King Arthur, Crash has been more determined than ever to prove himself worthy at greatness. Now when it comes to competition, Crash has proven time and time again that he can deliver as his comeback through the revamped Crash games has proven. If anything Crash of all the competitors could've had an upset himself if somehow the Playstation icon found a way to secure the victory against the near impossible odds. But if there's anything worse than spraining a leg during a fight with an undefeated champion, getting your manhood crushed by one of the most despised LXC members of all time will do the trick. So close... But not close enough. C 8th Place. "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker When I saw just how 'poorly' the self-proclaimed 'Red Carpet Superstar' performed back at the Grand Battle, who was I to think that Nathan Walker would make it farther in this business than a has-been E-Fed host. But nope... Somehow... Someway, Nathan Walker somehow finds a way to stay alive in the match just thankful that everyone else was focused on settling personal feuds to realize that the bigger threat in this business is the LXC. Course, if Nathan was aiming to score his Oscar winning moment by securing the Golden Ticket he couldn't always count on his teammates because with so few members remaining right now they don't quite have the numbers game on their side at the moment. And with that said, the Red Carpet would be stained with blood once the Soldier of Fortune went to work on Nathan. But if there's one bit of credit that I am willing to bestow upon Nate tonight... He certainly lasted longer than Lewis Rivers & Nick Fairburn. B 7th Place. Ryan Knight Ryan Knight, my mortal enemy... Still thinks he can avoid me by thinking that if he won this match then he'd challenge Prototype instead of me. Course, some leader Ryan turns out to be letting the man who made his time in FTCW possible by just letting him get embarrassed in front of an audience of cat people. Still, Ryan Knight aimed to prove that of all the LXC members he's the one to watch out for as his numerous eliminations against a majority of the participants in this roster made possible that Ryan could come close to his goal. But what have we got here? What have we got here? Once FTCW decides to take down Ryan with his own plan, the numbers game, it's all downhill for the so-called 'Nightmare Maker' as he created his own worst nightmare knowing that karma would cost him a Golden Ticket to easily make his challenge official. I mean, come on Ryan boy? Do you truly believe you're still entitled to challenge Proto after falling just short from the finish line? If anything, Proto vs. Monopoly sounds WAY more entertaining of a fight just because one of them has to lose (Though I'm hoping it's Monopoly). If anything Ryan, as far as your challenge goes, you're lucky that Proto doesn't force you into another match with me because the next time that happens... I'm winning that fight. But here's your participation award: B 6th Place. Catch 22 Catch 22, like him or hate him, there's no arguing he's one of the best of FTCW's superstars since Day One. Catch 22 manage to achieve the impossible by securing the World Championship thus proving that he's more than just talk. But as soon as Monopoly backstabs Catch 22, luck hasn't been in favor for Scott Cross and at the most all he's gotten is a hired hand in the kitchen courtesy of Chef Reuben Deli. Still and all, Catch 22 went in this match to prove he's still the man to look out for and with that Golden Ticket he still has a chance to reclaim his spot in Main Event status. But still, only the 'very' best superstar is going to last the longest in this Gauntlet and currently that best competitor was Soldier of Fortune, who would be the one to turn the cards against Catch 22. Tough break, Scotty. B Our final stage of the night will soon commence momentarily. In moments from now, our Top 5 remaining finalists will be in the center of this very ring and the only thing between them is a set of ladders and a Golden Ticket hanging just above the rafters. In the end, only ONE will claim that Golden Ticket and their right to a match of their 'own' choosing to secure their Lasting Legacy moment. Stay tuned as the Grade & Report tackles the ultimate stage of the night as we find out who gets that first place victory, the Golden Ticket, and the solid 'A+'. |
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| Boobzilla | May 1 2017, 10:08 PM Post #25 |
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Brady: well looks like I won't get my match with Ryan. However I still want to fight so if there's anyone in the luxury club that wants to fight then accept it now! |
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| #BROKEN Jamo | May 2 2017, 05:42 AM Post #26 |
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Walker: So I finally start to get what I deserve only to be screwed out of getting that Golden Ticket by being driven through a table. Soldier of Fortune, you tried to destroy my good looks which would cost me both of my careers...just keep an eye out as I might just take a chance at revenge and cost you that golden ticket... |
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| Bryce Kanyon | May 2 2017, 09:53 AM Post #27 |
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If ruining your good looks is that big a problem, might as well just hire a stunt man to do the battles for you while you just around and look pretty for whatever fan base you pay for. Leads Adams and Fox, for all their flaws, recognize what's more important. They aren't scared to put their bodies on the line else they wouldn't have gotten this far. |
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| prototype400 | May 2 2017, 10:53 AM Post #28 |
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![]() MAIN EVENT Final Stage - 5 Wrestlers: Golden Ticket Ladder Match Cohdopian Fans: HENRY ALLEN! *clap x5* HENRY ALLEN! *clap x5* Prototype400: Fans, this is it! This is freaking it! The Golden Ticket Ladder Match! The Main Event of Turbo Episode 53! The Final Stage of the Super Mega Ultra Gauntlet! 5 Superstars have managed to make it to this point, but ONLY ONE will get to take down that Golden Ticket that's currently hanging high above the ring! Climb up a ladder, take down the Golden Ticket, and a match at Lasting Legacy III is yours! Coming down here first is... the one people want to call "Mr. 2nd Place"! Soldier of Fortune, if you know what's best for you, you will NOT let this opportunity be snatched away from you! So many times in FTCW Private Henry Allen has been on the doorstep of championship glory... only to be taken away from him! We don't want to keep seeing the same thing happening to him over and over again! The camouflage mask is gone, the worries are gone... Please get the job done, Henry! Cohdopian Fans: EDIT! EDIT! EDIT! EDIT! EDIT! [/Broken Matt Hardy] Let's not sell this guy short, though! Not by a long shot! Look back at Turbo Episode 40, Super Mega Ultra Gauntlet I! Percy the Poet was in the Final Stage of this event last year, and he almost won the whole thing! Percy's the only guy to make this Final Stage of the S.M.U.G. back-to-back times! "Compromised" Percy is certainly a dude with a screw loose, but he seems to be okay with it! This guy has the talent! This guy has the desire! This guy has what it takes! He's the Ambassador of Unorthodox! He can pull off any move as long as he thinks he can do it! Percy stares Soldier down as he enters the ring! No friends in this Final Stage! Every guy for himself! Cohdopian Fans: COMET! COMET! COMET! COMET! And what do we have here? The Charismatic Comet! Bursting onto the scene here in Season 4, the South Korean Sensation is certainly a guy to watch out for! A cruiserweight in size with amazing speed, this guy just keeps going like the Energizer Bunny! His charisma is hard to match! This guy looks beat up, but you can't blame him! Dae-Woo Seo has been through 3 grueling stages of this event1 Seo has proven his worth in FTCW already! The sky's the limit for him with the way he's performing! Light dancing and some high fives to the Cohdopian fans! Cohdopian Fans: INFAMOUS ONE! INFAMOUS ONE! INFAMOUS ONE! I'm not gonna lie when I say this! The legitimate force that strikes fear into the hearts of other FTCW Superstars, making the Luxury Club dangerous, is this man! The Infamous One has managed to impress enough to get to this spot! His career in the E-Feds has hardly begun, but look what he's done already! Strong showing in the Grand Battle Match, already won the Wild Card Championship, and he beat Bart Thompson in under a couple minutes! Bart, if you're listening to this, I'm sorry! *clears his throat* Anyway, Anthony Adams has a good chance of making his own mark on the Lasting Legacy III card with the way he's going! The biggest guy remaining of these 5! Fox McCloud: *arrogantly marches out on stage* *Bullet Club finger point at the ring* Cohdopian Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! TRAITOR! TRAITOR! TRAITOR! TRAITOR! And here's the guy who's really the only one these fans would hate to see win this thing! I have no freaking clue what Fox McCloud would do if he were to pull down the Golden Ticket! Probably rub more salt into the wounds of Soldier? Who knows? Fox is a dirty, rotten traitor, and his smarmy attitude is pissing me off! All of a sudden he thinks he's "The Man" in FTCW... and all this while his ex-girlfriend is abusing Super Steroids and raising Hell? Yeah... I don't know what the Hell's wrong with Fox, but he better clean up his own act soon! Joining the Luxury Club really helped you go far, huh, Fox? All 5 guys are in the ring now, and as I suspected, a 3-on-2 stare down! Fox McCloud and Anthony Adams of the LXC! Soldier, Percy and Dae-Woo representing FTCW! DING! Cohdopia is volcano hot for this Final Stage of the S.M.U.G.! Only 1 guy will get a big prize at the end! Wait! All 5 guys exit the ring at the same time! They're immediately getting ladders! Not wasting any time at all! They all bring 5 ladders into the ring and they'll set up these ladders! Now here we go! Punches and kicks are flying! Anthony Adams is alternating between punching the two cruiserweights, Percy and Dae-Woo! And what a surprise! Soldier of Fortune and Fox McCloud are going at it for Round Freaking 4! Trading punches and kicks are the former Freedom Fighter buddies! Oh! Fox slams Soldier's face against a ladder! AHA! Soldier returns the favor! Irish Whip into a corner! Foot Choke in the corner by Soldier! OH GOSH! Anthony just dropped both Percy and Dae-Woo with a Double Vertical Suplex! Showing off that Brockton, Massachusetts strength! What now? OUCH! Anthony just Military Pressed Seo out of the ring! He's got Percy's legs! CATAPULT! CRAP! Percy's face eats a ladder! Anthony kicks Percy out of the ring via under the bottom rope! Soldier just set Fox up on the top turnbuckle and he's going for a dangerous Avalanche move! GOSH! Anthony quickly denies that! Chop Block from behind! Now numerous stomps to the back of the left leg! LXC teammates sticking together for now! What the Hell? Anthony lifts up Soldier in an Electric Chair Hold! Fox... GOOD GOOOOSH!! Avalanche Diving Sleeper Slam for a tag team combo! That was interesting to see! Now Fox and Anthony start stomping the crap out of Soldier! Meanwhile Percy and Dae-Woo are getting back up on the outside! Oh! Gutbuster by Anthony and that Diving AJ Styles Knee Drop by Fox! Soldier eats that tag team move! WHOOOOOA!! Double Springboard Hurricanranas by Percy and Dae-Woo take down Fox and Anthony! Now the speedy cruiserweights are gonna take charge here! They got Fox and Anthony back up and... Leg Feed Enzuguri to Fox by Percy! Spin Kick by Seo to Anthony! Another Spin Kick! Knee Strike! Double Knee Strike takes the big guy down! OH! Reverse Hurricanrana by Percy spikes the Arwing Architect down! Now the Purple Avenger and the South Korean Star are running about! 1 rope bounce! 2 rope bounces! 3? LA MISTICA! Flying Armbar Takedown by Percy on Fox! Running Asai Slingblade! How in the Hell did Dae-Woo Seo do that to Anthony? Soldier of Fortune is recovering in a corner... Wait! Soldier's trying to climb up a ladder! Percy and Dae-Woo notice this! They're gonna stop Soldier's climb! He's getting punched from both sides! What the Hell are these 2 small guys doing to Soldier on that ladder? OH MY GOOOOOOOSH!!! Cohdopian Fans: WOOOOOOO!!! Brainbuster off the ladder by Seo... and a Modified Backstabber by Percy at the same freaking time! Soldier's neck and back took a freaking dang bad bump there! Oh no! Guys! Look! WHACK! CRAP! Anthony Adams is now getting infamously pissed! He just whacked the crap out of Percy with a ladder! Oh! Ladder shot to Dae-Woo's gut! Ladder shot to Dae-Woo's back! Anthony sets the ladder down and clubs Seo's back! GOOD GOSH! Batista Spinebuster down onto that freaking ladder! You can see the cringing shaking Seo's doing now! Percy's slow to get back up! CRAP ON A STICK! Half Nelson Suplex onto the ladder! Anthony's raising the stakes here, folks! Now Anthony will climb up a ladder! He's going after the Golden Ticket! Wait a minute! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Friendly Fire from the Luxury Club? Low blow punch by Fox McCloud to stop Anthony's climb! Springboard jump? My gosh! Look at that! Diving Mnoru Special off the ladder? That brutal Minoru Suzuki Sleeper Takedown works for Fox! And he's just pulling back to choke out Anthony! Every man for himself! Gotta stress that! And... Fox finally lets go after a minute! He picks up Anthony and... My freaking gosh! Painful as all Hell! Machinoku Driver II straight down onto a ladder! Anthony's head took a steel bounce! Now Fox is gonna climb up a ladder! Trying to get that Golden Ticket! Wait! Really? Soldier of Fortune is back up and he's got his own ladder! OH CRAP! Off a run Soldier rams an end of his ladder right into Fox's face! Ladder shot to Fox's back! Soldier goes back to the other side of Fox's ladder and... Push? PUSH! FREAKING CRAAAAAPP!! Cohdopian Fans: YAAAAAAAYY!! *they point at Fox* YOU DESERVE IT! *clap x5* YOU DESERVE IT! *clap x5* Cohdopia just went nuts seeing that! Soldier just dumped the ladder over, and Fox fell all the way down onto a set of steel steps on the outside! Oh nooooooo... Soldier of Fortune: *U.S. Army Rage Mode* *throws all 5 ladders right onto Fox* I think Private Henry Allen has had enough bullcrap for period of time! Soldiers gonna put Fox away for good, isn't he? He just exited the ring and... What the freaking Hell? WHAT THE HELL? A GLASS TABLE? Are you kidding me, Henry? Pulling that from under the ring? How'd a glass table get there? Have you gone bat crap crazy or something? He just set up that glass table right next to the pile of 5 ladders and he's got Fox back up! Slams his face into the steel ring post! Harlem Side Kick takes McCloud down! Hold on! Percy the Poet and Dae-Woo Seo are having a "Speed Duel" in the ring! Seo's going for the Baejigi Hip Toss! No? Elbow Strikes by Percy block that! He spins around Seo! Dropdown Neckbreaker against the knee! Knee Drop! Handstand... Knee Drop again! Percy runs to the ropes! Double Jump Arabian Press Moonsault? NO! Seo rolled out of the way... but Percy lands right on his feet! Dropkick! Swatted away by Seo! Percy's back up! Oh my gosh! Slingshot Diving Piledriver from inside the ring? Seo's ecstatic now! OH! Not so much now! Ryback style Clothesline by The Infamous One takes the South Korean down! Anthony yanks Seo back up! German Suplex! 2nd! 3 German Suplexes in a row! Soldier's just beating the crap out of Fox next to that glass table! Vicious stomps to the back! Picks up Fox and... Oh no! He's not gonna do a Soldier's Silence through that glass table! Raxor's Edge with gusto? Wait a minute! Anthony Adams is up on the top turnbuckle! Soldier! Look up! SLAP ME SILLY! Diving Clothesline off the top rope takes Soldier down! Fox is bailed out by Anthony! Probably reluctantly! Now what? One ladder's being set up next to that glass table! What the Hell are Fox and Anthony trying to do here? Oh no! Do you see how Anthony's climbing that ladder along with a Powerbomb Lift on Soldier? Living In Infamy off the top of that ladder? Fox is on the top turnbuckle! What are they..... MY GLASS SHATTERING GOOOOOOOSH!!! CRAAAAACK!! Cohdopian Fans: OOOOOOOHHH! LXC! LXC! LXC! LXC! LXC! Diving Batista Bomb off the ladder... and a Swanton Bomb in unison? What in the sane Hell just happened? That glass table exploded into many freaking thousands of shards! Soldier of Fortune is screaming his lungs out in pain! He's out of the Golden Ticket Sweepstakes for sure! I hate to say that! Fox and Anthony stand tall over the fallen Soldier! Wait! Anthony: *shoves Fox back* What the hell's with you punching me downstairs? Fox: Every man for himself! Just competition! *shrugs his shoulders* Percy and Dae-Woo are trading Elbow Strikes to the face! Tic-Tac off the middle turnbuckle by Percy! Parkour move! Dropkick takes Seo down! He rolls back up? Percy charges! Wristlock by Seo! He spins around Percy! Reverse Suplex? No! Knee to the face in mid air by Percy! He drops down? Satelitte DDT? No! Dae-Woo stops that momentum! Batdari Gulgi Leg Sweep! And now Percy rolls back up! Seo's running! Hurricanrana? No! Percy flips Seo back down! Elbow Strike to the face! Whobettabusta! Hits the Tommy Treznik move! Percy picks up Seo and tosses him out of the ring! Now The Poet is running! OH GOSH! SUICIDE DIVE DROPKICK! Square in the face! Seo's down! Now where's Percy going? Straight toward Fox and Anthony, who are still arguing with each other? Whoa! Diving Double Clothesline off the apron edge... and Fox and Anthony land on some ladders! Percy's got one ladder... and he's going nuts with it! Using it as a weapon! Whacking the crap outta both Fox and Anthony! Now what/ Getting out another table from under the ring, and setting it up? Oh no! The ladder's set up! Climbing up one ladder while carrying another in your arms? Percy just put Anthony on top of that table, but I don't know what the Hell Percy's doing here! Where the Hell did Percy's brain go? This doesn't look good! Not at all, and Cohdopia knows this! What? No! No! NO! OH MY FLIPPING GOOOOOOOSH!!! Cohdopian Fans: O_O PERCIVAL! PERCIVAL! PERCIVAL! PERCIVAL! Shades of John Morrison! How in the Hell... Poetic Impact, Double Flip Moonsault, off the ladder while holding another ladder, and crashing through Anthony Adams and the table? My gosh! Freaking seriously? One of the most INSANE BAT CRAP CRAZY spots I've ever seen in FTCW! Anthony's squirming in pain! The big guy had to feel that! Percy got the wind knocked out of him! Fox McCloud is slowly getting back up and he'll pick up a ladder! Making his move inside the ring! Wait a minute! Dae-Woo Seo's running on the top rope! OH GOOOOOSH!! DIVING VICTORY ROLL DRIVER! Seo spikes Fox's head down against that ladder! At no loss for doing something SICK! Now Seo has an opportunity to get that Golden Ticket... and there he goes! He's got a ladder! Sets up the ladder in the ring and starts climbing up! Seo's getting there! He might start reaching for that ticket! Wait! Really? Oh my word... Percy the Poet got his wind back in him! He's in the ring now! He's climbing up that same ladder! Seo's slowing down, and Percy's speeding up! Cohdopia's getting loud! Punching battle between the small dudes at the top of the ladder! Good gosh no! This can only end in one way! Who's getting the edge here? Seo's got the advantage! OH! Percy slipped! No! Nononono!!! OH GOSH! Cohdopian Fans: OOOOOOOHHH!!! Vertical Suplex off the ladder... and both Percy and Dae-Woo crash and burn on top of a set of steel steps! That would remind you of the good spots in SCAW, huh? Oh... would you look at this? Soldier of Freaking Fortune! How in the Hell is he back up from that devastating glass table spot? He's got Anthony Adams back up! CODE OF HONOR! Mark of Excellence on the steel entrance ramp keeps The Infamous One down! Soldier rolls inside the ring, still hurting! Henry's climbing up that single standing ladder! Slowly but surely getting up there! Reaching up for the Golden Ticket! How fitting would this be? Wait! Really? Fox McCloud just got back in the ring! He's climbing up the ladder quickly! He can't bear to see his new rival get recognition! And now both Fox and Soldier are up at the very top of that ladder! They're punching away! Who has the edge here? It's... I don't know! They're punching each other at the same time! Wait! YES! Soldier's got the edge! What the Hell is he doing to Fox? From the very top of the ladder? Don't be freaking serious! Nonononono... OH MY FREAKING *gets blown off his announce chair* Cohdopian Fans: YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!! SOLDIER! SOLDIER! SOLDIER! SOLDIER! Prototype400: *puts his headset mic back on* I'm okay! Soldier's Silence all the way from the top of the tall ladder, and crashing down through the barricade wall right behind me! Blew me the Hell outta my seat, and LITERALLY! Did you see just how far Soldier and Fox flew with that move? INSANE! Insane x1,000! My good gosh! I can't get over that craziness! Cohdopia won't shut up! Now look! Everybody else is down! Soldier's the only man standing! He's making a break for it! Cohdopia pops! Soldier's back in the ring, climbing up the ladder! So slow a climb because he's been beat up... but Henry's the only man awake at this point! Patience pays off! Soldier's at the top! He's reaching for that Golden Ticket! Can he get it? Can he grab it down? Can he? Come on, Henry! Don't give me a heart attack! Soldier: *grabs the Golden Ticket* *pulls it down* *drops down to the mat in exhaustion* FREAKING YEAAAAAH!! DING! DING! DING! Cohdopian Fans: HENRY ALLEN! *clap x5* HENRY ALLEN! *clap x5* Super Mega Ultra Gauntlet II Winner: Soldier of Fortune Hell yes! He did it! He did it! Not a disappointing 2nd place finish here! Thank goodness! No heartbreak! Just pure and utter joy! Soldier's sitting back up in pain, but he's cracking a smile! He's waving that Golden Ticket in victory! Mission accomplished, and at the expense of Fox McCloud no less! HAHAHAHA!! The winner of the 2nd Super Mega Ultra Gauntlet is Private Henry Allen, the Soldier of Fortune! This is pure gold just like that Golden Ticket! Soldier of Fortune takes a HUGE step forward in his E-Fed career right here! Now the question is; what the Hell does he want for a match at Lasting Legacy III? Felix the Cat: *enters the ring with a mic* *helps Soldier back up* Soldier of Fortune! You're the 1 out of these 22 Superstars to pull down that Golden Ticket! Mission accomplished, Henry! Now what are ya gonna do now? What match do you want for yourself at Lasting Legacy III, FTCW's WrestleMania event? Soldier: *takes the mic* *deep breaths* *holds up the Golden Ticket* My mind was made up the moment I entered this Gauntlet, Felix! I knew what this Soldier's "last" mission was going to be at the end of it all! The biggest stage of them all! Lasting Legacy III! I know what match I want..... *smiles* And I know which opponent I want! *laughs hysterically* Madrid, Spain... Grand Battle 2017... I was "this" close to realizing my ultimate dream! THIS CLOSE! I could have been FTCW Champion! I could have been the 1 in Whatever-1 and snap King Arthur's undefeated streak! That championship belt was mine! Felix: Wait! You're gonna make Lasting Legacy III's Main Event a Fatal 4-Way for the FTCW Championship? Is that your plan? Soldier: *shakes his head no* Let me finish! I'm not one to ruin something at the last minute, so no, I won't be challenging for the FTCW Championship again! However... I still have one measure of unfinished business to settle! Something that ended up breaking me down! Someone who just screwed me out of the big gold just because! I think you know who I'm talking about! Now get that camera on my face! FTCW Cameraman: *zooms in on Soldier's pissed off face* Soldier: I now have 31 wins, so what does that mean? If I get the same amount of wins as you... I will be challenging you for the FTCW Win-Loss Championship at Lasting Legacy III! "QUICKDRAW" ROY HOUSTON! YOU AND ME! On the biggest stage of them all! It won't be any ordinary match, and not with how you just want to do whatever the Hell you want! No! I'm challenging you to put up that Win-Loss Title against me inside..... .....THE ARMAGEDDON CELL! HELL IN A CELL! Cohdopian Fans: OOOOOOOHHH!!! YES! YES! YES! YES! [/Daniel Bryan] OH MY FREAKING GOSH! HELL IN A CELL? ARMAGEDDON CELL MATCH? Roy Houston and Soldier of Fortune? For the Win-Loss Title should Soldier get enough wins? Is Henry Allen out of his freaking mind? That same huge structure... That same structure where Soldier saved Full Throttle Championship Wrestling at Final Encounter last year? Oh my word... There's definitely gonna be Hell to pay on what appears to be "The Ultimate Steel War Zone"! Soldier's marching off with confidence now! Felix the Cat's eyes are zoned out! I don't blame him! Soldier stands tall as the winner here! What a way to send us outta Cohdopia! We'll be back with Turbo Episode 54 soon! Wow! Prototype400 is here signing out! F T C W Edited by prototype400, May 2 2017, 11:00 AM.
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| FZW Owner | May 2 2017, 11:39 AM Post #29 |
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You can put me through a table to take me out of the equation, but you cannot kill the animal that is "The Infamous" Anthony Adams. Enjoy that Golden Ticket, Soldier of Fortune. I'll find my way into a spot on the card for Lasting Legacy III even if it kills me to get there. |
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| Bryce Kanyon | May 2 2017, 03:25 PM Post #30 |
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Grade and Report Part Four Live from the 'Hall of Text' it's the final installment of 'Grade and Report', I'm your host Bryce 'The Wrestlemaniac' Kanyon and what a hellacious marathon from the most daring FTCW superstars, and talent fodder, to ever set foot in the same ring. Today we witnessed a historic moment as five men competed in a devastating ladder match. Four would ultimately fall under the pressure, while one would stand at the top rung of the ladder with a Golden Ticket guarantee to grant him any match he wants at Lasting Legacy III. And so FTCW fanatics, it is my job to present the final results of this S.M.U.G. competition which I believe to be better than last year. We kick things off with the four men tied for... 2nd Place. Percy the Poet, Dae-Woo Seo, "The Infamous One" Anthony Adams, Fox McCloud (TIED) Since we couldn't really determine who got either third, fourth, or fifth, I figured it would save some time by just putting them all as runner-ups. And we begin with the most unorthodox competitor in FTCW history, who actually made it to the final stage last year and just like this year he almost won. The man may be a few tacos short of a happy meal, but the talent and desire this man displayed over the years proves why he's the 'Ambassador of Unorthodox'. And still, if we thought the winner was 'Mr. Second Place' before, it seems like no matter how hard he works Percy cannot reach the level necessary to have won him a main event match at Lasting Legacy III. Since bursting onto the seen during Season 4, the South Korean Sensation known as 'The Charismatic Comet' has demonstrated that a cruiserweight in size has the speed to out maneuver even the strongest of superstars. As a man who's fought this competitor twice in my entire career, the charisma this man displays is only a quarter of why this man is difficult to beat. Even after three grueling stages throughout this event, in victory or defeat, Sea has proven his worth on the FTCW roster and perhaps he may still have a chance to get onto the Lasting Legacy card somehow. And the only two remaining LXC members of this portion of the event, both Anthony Adams and Fox McCloud were determined to score big for their group even though they butted heads several times during this match. The Infamous One has proven to be a true force of nature that strikes more fear into the hearts of our FTCW greats than even Ryan Knight could ever achieve. His near unmatched power has proven impressive in nearly every E-Fed in existence as well as his brief time spent in FTCW. Dominating the Grand Battle, securing the Wild Card Championship, and defeating Bart Thompson in minutes (Course, at this rate 'anyone' can beat Bart, ask me). Even though he didn't win the match, he made his mark on the FTCW scene and it would appear we haven't seen the last of his efforts to get onto the Lasting Legacy card. As for Fox McCloud, the fans went wild knowing that one of the biggest traitors in all of FTCW THANKFULLY did not win this match. Once an honorable 'Star Fox' pilot and a superstar fans hoped would achieve greatness, Fox showed his true colors as a dirty, rotten scoundrel with a smarmy attitude that makes the 'Chrisley Knows Best' dude look tame. Granted, Fox had some questionable motives before joining the LXC but this without a doubt is the lowest he's ever sunk. It's one thing that his ex-girlfriend is running around destroying restaurants (And her dates), now Fox McCloud suddenly he thinks he's 'The Man'... Has he looked in a mirror? Course, the day Fox decides to put his ego aside and clean-up his act is the day we get a tearful reunion between the two Foxes when they realized everything they did to get to where they are was pathetic and dumb from the start. Eh... Might as well just give them their participation grade... A Because now comes the big scoop I promised to all my adoring fans: 1ST PLACE. SOLDIER OF FORTUNE!!! For a majority of his time in FTCW, Private Henry Allen gained a reputation as 'Mr. Second Place', always so close to the finish line but always ending the race with silver medals. Many times he's beaten against the doorstep of championship glory until 'fate' rolls around the corner and takes every prize away from him. Whether it's the Grand Battle or the FTCW Tournament or even that World Championship opportunity taken from him by 'Quickdraw' (I'll get to him later). It's gotten to the point where it's become so redundant and repetitive, that if Soldier of Fortune were to lose again... We wouldn't have much of a story. But to the FTCW Gods, THANK YOU for not letting this happen. Now as Soldier of Fortune stands as this year's S.M.U.G. winner, with a Golden Ticket in hand, there was only one match Private Henry Allen wants more than anything: A match with Roy Houston... For the Win-Loss Championship... In an ARMAGEDDON CELL MATCH!!! For those who don't know, it's just like 'Hell in a Cell' but WAY more intense and Soldier of Fortune not only experienced these horrors but he saved FTCW using this match. It's not impossible for Allen to compete with Roy for the title, all he needs is just ONE MORE victory and he'll have the scores necessary to compete with Houston. But granted there's only three parts left before we even get to Lasting Legacy III, Roy Houston will undoubtedly not let Soldier of Fortune get it so easily and if he wants to add the title into this match for the event Soldier of Fortune must 'win' by any means. Because the war between the two FTCW greats has only just begun. And with that said, it is my distinguished honor to present Allen with the highest honor this competition can bestow: A+ I'm Bryce "The Wrestlemaniac" Kanyon, calling all the action because I'm CRAZY enough to do it! Stay tuned! |
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