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| FTCW Turbo Episode 52; Road to Lasting Legacy III | |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Apr 25 2017, 05:51 AM Post #21 |
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SCAW CTS Host
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So Roy how does it feel when your ass is floating in the river? This all could've been avoided if you had acted as the champion you were years ago and not a jackass. Karma at its best. |
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Theme song: Original "Friday the 13th" theme Jason Voorhees Demolition Finishers/Signatures: Crystal Lake Slam Welcome to Crystal Lake | |
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| prototype400 | Apr 25 2017, 09:57 AM Post #22 |
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FTCW Owner
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Bonus Match - Comedy Gold: Keith Austin and Alex Star Challenge? Keith Austin and Alex Star: *they both stand in the ring with mics, holding up the FTCW Tag Team Titles* Keith: *on the mic* How's everybody doing? NO! Don't get out of your seats and walk back to the parking lot! You're not allowed! The E-Fed Global Champion says so! Alex Star and I are YOUR FTCW Tag Team Champions, and thanks to FTCW Co-Owner Mr. Monopoly, our only real boss, we're gonna have ourselves a quick bonus match just for you guys! Prototype400, our lousy fake boss, isn't at the announce table for this, but who needs him? You know who will provide commentary for this match? THESE GUYS! *points at himself and Alex* Cats: *they roll their eyes* Alex: One of us will be holding a mic on the apron to call this match at all times! This will be fun! Come on, guys! Lighten up! What's our challenge? Well, we're gonna challenge 2 random people who don't have FTCW contracts, and if they somehow, some way... probably not, most likely not... manage to beat us, they'll not only receive FTCW contracts, but also a shot at our Tag Team Titles! This is a golden opportunity for a duo of nobodies to have their time in the spotlight, so give it your all, reach for the stars and make all the kiddies at home happy! Keith: We already picked our opponents, and they're worthy of this opportunity, aren't they, Alex? [/Kevin Owens] Alex: That's right, Keith! And to make this a fair fight we're gonna have a good friend of ours be the special guest referee! T.O.M.! T.O.M.: *marches down the ramp wearing a referee shirt* Keith: Don't you cats get Toonami on your TVs here on the planet Clawvo? You should know this guy! Now bring on our opponents! Cats: BBBOOOOOOO!!! HISS! HISS! HISS! *they throw crap at Chuck E. Cheese and Jacques Le Mime* WE HATE MICE! WE HATE MICE! WE HATE MICE! WE HATE MICE! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! Keith and Alex: *they both laugh their butts off as they watch Chuck and Jacques get showered with crap* Chuck E. Cheese and Jacques Le Mime: *they enter the ring, looking bewildered* Jaqcues: *pretends to act like a cat* *jumps onto the middle turnbuckle like a cat* Cats: <_< *not amused* Chuck: *tries to break dance* *trips over his mouse tail and falls* Cats: HAHAHAHAHA!!! T.O.M.: Ring the bell already! DING! Keith: *on the mic on the apron* And starting this tag team match will be my good buddy Alex Star taking on Chuck E. Cheese! Listen to Scratchensniff boo the ever loving crap out of this mouse! Cats don't like mice! Alex has a Hammerlock on Chuck! Punching the back of his head! Pulling on his big mouse ears! Pulls him down by the mouse tail! Rapid stomps onto Chuck's chest! Alex is just beating Chuck E. Cheese down with grounded punches! This is how we do it! Luxury Club style! Now Alex is back up and goes back to stomping on Chuck! Picks him up and... spikes him down with a mean-looking DDT! HA! We got this match in the bag! Now Alex is gonna lock on the Figure 4 Leglock! WOOOOO!! Ric Flair! That mouse is in pain and these cats are loving it! Cats: WOOOOOOO!!! [/Ric Flair] Keith: Jacques! How ya doin' over there in your corner? Oh? You can't talk? You're a mime! I see! You probably have nothing good to say anyway! Alex lets go of the Figure 4 Leglock and picks Chuck back up! Oh! You wanna tag me in? TAG! Alex: *takes the mic from Keith, and goes to the apron* I'll take it from here, Keith! Now here comes the best E-Fed Global Champion ever! Stomping away on Chuck E. Cheese, the guy who supports making crappy pizza! Keith picks up Chuck and... hits a nasty Powerbomb! Keith showing no remorse like a badass! Keith picks up Chuck again! Vertical Suplex and... a wonderful Kip Up that would even make Kevin Owens mark out! Keith picks up Chuck and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker! Oh! Ow! Kicking Chuck back to his team's corner! You show him who's boss, Keith! TAG! Alex: Jacques Le Mime wants in? Be our guest! You're a no-talent no-talk clown who can't draw a dime! Keith bringing the pain already to Jacques! Many punches all across the body! Punches to the face! OH! HA! German Suplex and that mime just landed on his head! Now Keith heroically bounces off the ropes! And... casual stomp on the chest like a giant! Listen to these cats meow in support! They don't like the other team, so they'll root for us instead! Jacques is trying to get back up... but there's Keith with some slaps to the face! Teach that clown a lesson, Keith! Yeah! Russian Leg Sweep, even though Keith's not Russian! Keith picks up Jacques and sends him to the ropes! Back Body Drop? WAIT! NO! Jacques throws Keith down? No way! Keith's back up, all pissed off! LOW BLOW! Field goal kick right to the balls, and it's all legal, folks! T.O.M. will allow it because he's down with us! TAG! Keith: *takes back the mic* Here I'm gonna stay in the ring to help Alex pull off a Double Team move! Now what can I plan up? Wait a minute! Hold on! Chuck E. Cheese: *charges in the ring illegally* Keith and Alex: *Double Military Press over the top rope* Chuck: *lands face first onto the steel steps* Cats: *some of them jump the barricade railing and beat the crap out of Chuck* GET OFF OUR PLANET, MOUSE! T.O.M.: *watches the chaos unfold ringside* Hmm... I'll allow it! [/Judge Mills Lane] Keith: Where were we? Oh yeah! Alex and I are gonna obliterate Jacques the Sad Clown with a Double Team move! We got him up, and here we go! *puts down the mic temporarily* Alex: *hits a Sitout Tombstone Piledriver on Jacques* Keith: *keeps Jacques up* *hits a Sitout Powerbomb* Bryce Kanyon: *appears on stage* What the hell is this? A real match? Keith: *takes back the mic* So good of you to witness our awesomeness, Bryce Kanyon! Sit back and watch us win! Alex has Jacques back up! More punches to the face! Bounce off the ropes! LIGHTNING STRIKE! Springboard Knee Trembler to the skull! Jaqcues is down! Alex helps him back up.... only to put him back down with that Punt Kick to the skull! Now Alex is going up to the top rope! Finish this match so we can enjoy watching a really bad cat video on YouTube! HELL YEAH! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Bah gosh! Could you see just how somewhat PG I made that call? [/Prototype400 commentary style] Alex has the pin! T.O.M. and Cats: 1.......2....... .......3! J-JUST T-TOO RIIIIIIICH!!! KEITH AND ALEX! *clap x5* KEITH AND ALEX! *clap x5* Keith and Alex: *bro fist with their FTCW Tag Team Titles* *they have their hands raised in victory by T.O.M.* Keith: *on the mic* Here are your winners, and who will probably be the FTCW Tag Team Champions for the next 5 years because we're that awesome.... KEITH AUSTIN! Alex: AND ALEX STAR! It's been a pleasure entertaining you kitties on your home planet! Now we can sit back, relax and count our money! Cats: *many of them are seen carrying Chuck E. Cheese away like a Prisoner of War, all tied up* Bryce: And that was a real match? Aye carumba... |
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FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker FTCW E-Fed Network Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Zone Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Triple Threat Champion - "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali FTCW Tag Team Champions - Keith Austin and Alex Star FTCW Trios Champions: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna FTCW Women's Champion: Carmen Sandiego | |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Apr 25 2017, 10:17 AM Post #23 |
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SCAW CTS Host
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And I thought seeing Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade, God rest his soul, was cringe worthy when they did this. Of course Alex and Keith would put this match in their favor knowing that if it were up to Proto they'd be given a team who could take their titles away in ten seconds flat. And I consider this a big middle finger from Mr. Monopoly, as punishment just because I embarrassed him in front of the entire planet but no matter what he does I have no regrets. Besides, no one on that planet would cheer if Chuck E. Cheese won and even if he had to share that success with a mime. All and all, this match was just pointless. |
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Theme song: Original "Friday the 13th" theme Jason Voorhees Demolition Finishers/Signatures: Crystal Lake Slam Welcome to Crystal Lake | |
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| Boobzilla | Apr 25 2017, 12:27 PM Post #24 |
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Hall of Famer
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Keith and Alex, if you two are as good as you two say you are you would put those belts on the line against myself and Allan! |
![]() Won't remove signature till Godzilla is in SCAW E-Fed accomplishments DWA: Owner of DWA FZW: 1x FZW Havok tag team champion and 1x FZW world tag team champion w/Allan Basham WWE-X: Zero-One MITB holde EWA: 1x EWA Hybrid champion, 1x ewa world tag team champion w/Allan Basham RWA: 1x Premier 1 champion, RWA MITB winner, and 1x RWA champion FTCW: 1x FTCW champion two time Efed tag team of the year with Allan Basham 2015 and 2016, and 2016 Efed rookie of the year ![]() Vote for Master Chief to win CTS 9! Theme song: Halo theme song or Only the Strong will Survive Signatures: delayed Suplex and sit out spinebuster Finishers: Spear and Spartanator(dominator) | |
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| ALEXTHESUPERSTAR | Apr 25 2017, 03:26 PM Post #25 |
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Legend
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Alex: Well I would but we dont think u two have the chemistry or credibility to challenge us for our tag team championships traitor. (Alex teases by rubbing his Championship) Alex: But maybe u and Alan can watch our matches to learn a thing or two bout a true tag team cause I am fine showing y no other teams r taking our gold. |
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| Boobzilla | Apr 25 2017, 09:33 PM Post #26 |
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Hall of Famer
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Really Alex? Wow clearly you haven't seen me and Allan compete asvwere the Cross Country Copperheads and we are 5X tag team champions! Yeah so come back when you do some research and we can educate you on how to be a great tag team |
![]() Won't remove signature till Godzilla is in SCAW E-Fed accomplishments DWA: Owner of DWA FZW: 1x FZW Havok tag team champion and 1x FZW world tag team champion w/Allan Basham WWE-X: Zero-One MITB holde EWA: 1x EWA Hybrid champion, 1x ewa world tag team champion w/Allan Basham RWA: 1x Premier 1 champion, RWA MITB winner, and 1x RWA champion FTCW: 1x FTCW champion two time Efed tag team of the year with Allan Basham 2015 and 2016, and 2016 Efed rookie of the year ![]() Vote for Master Chief to win CTS 9! Theme song: Halo theme song or Only the Strong will Survive Signatures: delayed Suplex and sit out spinebuster Finishers: Spear and Spartanator(dominator) | |
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| ALEXTHESUPERSTAR | Apr 25 2017, 09:50 PM Post #27 |
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Legend
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Alex: Oh no I have checked and ur chemistry is at a B+ level... but we r better and u better focus on ur world title match instead cause if not we will humiliate u and ur "friend" for daring challenge us for our titles. |
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| Boobzilla | Apr 25 2017, 10:00 PM Post #28 |
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Oh I'll focus on the world title but when ur finished tucking in your tails and ready to face a real tag team then just let us know |
![]() Won't remove signature till Godzilla is in SCAW E-Fed accomplishments DWA: Owner of DWA FZW: 1x FZW Havok tag team champion and 1x FZW world tag team champion w/Allan Basham WWE-X: Zero-One MITB holde EWA: 1x EWA Hybrid champion, 1x ewa world tag team champion w/Allan Basham RWA: 1x Premier 1 champion, RWA MITB winner, and 1x RWA champion FTCW: 1x FTCW champion two time Efed tag team of the year with Allan Basham 2015 and 2016, and 2016 Efed rookie of the year ![]() Vote for Master Chief to win CTS 9! Theme song: Halo theme song or Only the Strong will Survive Signatures: delayed Suplex and sit out spinebuster Finishers: Spear and Spartanator(dominator) | |
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| 005 | Apr 26 2017, 09:12 AM Post #29 |
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Allan: Alex, you dumb*ss. Have you not realized who we are? Let me tell you who we are. We are the Cross Country Copperheads, two men who were former GWA heads of security that were brought together to form the best tag team in the E-Fed Universe. We have beaten the best of the best which includes The Underground, the Cousins of Mayhem and God's Greatest Gifts. You and Keith were just shoved together, you boys better get ready because even if Bobby loses, he can always go for the FTCW Tag Team Titles and I will have his back as we win another set of tag titles. |
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| Keith Austin | Apr 26 2017, 10:21 PM Post #30 |
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VOTE FOR GOKU
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(Keith in the Locker Room for an Interview) Keith: So Keith you and Alex put on one hell of a match.That's right Keith what a hell of a match I had. To be honest Those Rodents they have been the toughest challengers we've had. People would always talk about The Von Erichs vs The Free Birds , The Hardy Boyz vs The Dudley Boys vs Edge and Christian , But they are nothing compared to the Battle we've had against those Rats. and to be honest I thought we were going to lose. But of course we've got those thousands and thousands of Pussies Meowing for the Luxury Club and for that. I would give all the cats all the Fancy Feast they want. I mean I would give them that but as you can see after that hard fought battle I think I have suffered a hang nail so i'm sorry you hairball coughing freaks but I can't. But regardless I am one half of the FTCW Tag Team Champions I am making sure that Me and Alex don't ever lose our titles. Edited by Keith Austin, Apr 26 2017, 10:22 PM.
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| ALEXTHESUPERSTAR | Apr 26 2017, 11:21 PM Post #31 |
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Legend
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(Alex passes Keith a Pepsi and he drinks a can) Alex: Man we deserve a parade after that tough match... to the best tag team champions that this company has ever or will ever have. |
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