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FTCW Grand Battle 2017; CPV #18 - 35 Wrestlers, 1 Dream
Topic Started: Apr 5 2017, 09:26 AM (2,190 Views)
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Team Prototype took our dressing room, so we took the FTCW Tag Team Championships, seems like a fair trade.
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1x FZW Riot! Champion

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3x GWA Rated-R Champion (first)
1x GWA Hardcore Champion
1x GWA Gold Rush Champion (first)

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1x FTCW Triple Threat Champion

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DWA: Owner of DWA

FZW: 1x FZW Havok tag team champion and 1x FZW world tag team champion w/Allan Basham

WWE-X: Zero-One MITB holde
EWA: 1x EWA Hybrid champion, 1x ewa world tag team champion w/Allan Basham

RWA: 1x Premier 1 champion, RWA MITB winner, and 1x RWA champion

FTCW: 1x FTCW champion

two time Efed tag team of the year with Allan Basham 2015 and 2016, and 2016 Efed rookie of the year

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FTCW Women's Championship - No DQ Trios Match
(Whoever gets the decision will become champion)
(W) Ziva David, Ayame and Beatrix Kiddo Vs. Giantessa, Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a (Towers of Girl Power)



TOWERS OF GIRL POWER


Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

Prototype400: Oh boy... It's time for this match? Well... let's break a leg here, shall we? Um... not literally, but you know what I mean! Of course, these freaking huge chicks would have no problems breaking anyone's leg at this point since they're all over 7 feet tall and weigh over 400 pounds! And ya can't teach that! [/Enzo Amore] Uh.. You can sure cheat your way to that size if you're Big Krystal or Carma-Large-a! Wow... Listen to how loud these 3 giantesses are getting booed by Madrid! Instant heat! These Spanish wrestling fans want nothing to do with these ladies! NOTHING! I can't blame them! It's one thing if ladies want to get competitive and start winning matches... but this Super Steroids crap is beyond ridiculous!



Madrid Fans: *Big Babyface Pop* YEEEAAAAAHHH!!! TRUE WOMEN! TRUE WOMEN! TRUE WOMEN!

And listen to the warm ovation that this team of 3 are receiving! Now these are women the crowd can get behind! In case you can't be "sugar and spice and everything nice", take the badass route! These 3 women fit that description! Ziva David, the current FTCW Women's Champion, has extensive training in both the Israeli Mossad and NCIS, and she knows how to fight in a No DQ setting! Ayame still isn't really at 100% health, more like 80%, but you can tell emotionally she's really into this! The female ninja's looks pissed! And for Beatrix Kiddo, the Kill Bill star, she's the X-Factor here! Kiddo needs her first win in FTCW, so why not get it here? Will she? I hope these 3 women have a plan to fight off a 1,000 POUND disadvantage! 1,000 pounds of difference... These women are crazy for doing this!

DING!

No DQ means anything goes in this Trios Match! Whoever gets the decision here will walk out as FTCW Women's Champion! Ziva, Ayame and Beatrix all immediately exit the ring and start running around? What? The giantesses are giving chase! These giant freaks have nothing but anger and hatred in their eyes, but their power's gonna be key! The little ladies are going for weapons already, and that is smart! Yeah! Go get them steel chairs! All 3 ladies have steel chairs to use! Here come the gigantic empresses!

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

A trio of chair shots to the backs of the XXXXXL sized freaks! Relentlessly swinging away are the true women!

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

About a dozen more chair shots to the mountain-wide backs! OH! Now some strategy! Ziva just clipped the back of Big Krystal's left leg with the steel chair! Ayame and Beatrix follow suit! They drive their steel chairs into the legs of Carma-Large-a and Giantessa! They have to do something to make up for the humongous size disadvantage! Now look! They're just kicking the hamstrings of the grounded giants! The ladies are working in unison! Wait a minute! All 3 ladies get kicked off! The female giants are back up!

BAM!

Oh my gosh! Carma-Large-a just punched the steel chair clear into Ayame's face! That huge vixen fist! That powerful punch! Giantessa shoves Beatrix into the barricade! Big Boot to her face! Big Krystal's grabbing Ziva by the hair! GOSH! HAIR THROW! The Big Blue Vixen just swung Ziva down to the floor violently! Watch the tables quickly turn now! My word! Giantessa just dropped Beatrix stomach first on top of the barricade railing! OH CRAP! Carma-Large-a Vertical Suplexes Ayame right into a steel ring post! That cannot feel good! Now what? Good gosh! Giantessa just got out a table from under the ring, and she's setting it up! You can feel the sense of dread here at Las Ventas! Wait! What the Hell is Ziva doing? Big Krystal's stomping on her, but Ziva just put something in her hand! What was that?

BAM!

OH YEAH! BRASS KNUCKLES! That's what it was! An equalizer of a punch! Ziva got Big Krystal's ugly face with that!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

HELL YEAH! Rapidly punching away with those brass knuckles is the former Israeli soldier! Big Krystal's actually stumbling from these brass knuckle punches! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Down goes the Giant Vixen Empress! Oh no! Giantessa's trying to give Beatrix a Choke Slam through that table she set up! Wait! EYE RAKE! Kiddo's safely down! Numerous kicks to the large shins! Spin Kick to the gut! OH! Chair shot to the gut! WHAT THE? Steel Chair Guillotine! Beatrix Kiddo just attacked Giantessa's throat like a real savage! Carma-Large-a's punching the crap out of Ayame on the floor... but just hold on! Eye Rake! Ayame breaks free! OH! PINK MIST SPIT? Shades of Tajiri, or dare I say, Sly Cooper? Did Ayame borrow some mist spit supplies from Sly?

The Big Orange Vixen has been blinded! Ayame just got out... some tonfas? Martial arts weapons!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

MY GOSH! Those brutal swings of the tonfa forearms collide with Carma-Large-a's steroid-inflated skull! Boom! Axe Kick by Ayame! Now look! Ziva David is still pounding away on Big Krystal with those brass knuckles! OH! Ziva shoves Krystal into a steel ring post! Whoa! Running Knee Strike off the apron! Wow... that knee sandwiched Krystal's giant skull against that ring post! Now what? The little ladies are teaming up! Fantastic teamwork shown by the true women! They all have Giantessa back up! They pace her on the apron edge! What the Hell are they gonna do to her? Ayame and Beatrix have a Double Team Neckbreaker on? Ziva just got on the top turnbuckle! I don't what they're doing here!

MY FREAKING DIVING GOOOOOOOSH!!!

Madrid Fans: YYYEEEEEAAAAAH!!! WOMEN'S WRESTLING! *clap x5* WOMEN'S WRESTLING! *clap x5*

What the Hell? Ziva David with a Diving Double Knee Drop off the top rope with that Double Team Neckbreaker... THROUGH THAT TABLE! That'll at least keep 1 female giant down! Oh crap! The other 2 female giants are back up! Gosh! 2 Clotheslines! Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a just charged in and took down Ziva and Ayame! Beatrix is quickly looking under the ring for something! Good gosh no! Krystal and Carma-Large-a have both of Kiddo's arms! OH GOOOOOSH!! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! On the freaking apron!

Big Krystal with a Belly to Back Suplex on Ziva... where? ON THE STEEL STEPS! My gosh! Back spasms for Ziva! What the Hell are you doing with Ayame, Carma-Large-a? Rapid Knee Strikes with those huge knees! Back Suplex... ON THE BARRICADE RAILING? My gosh! Come on! This kind of strength is WAY too much for you two giant vixens! CRAP! Blue Thunder Bomb through the French announce table, and that should break Ayame in half! Giantessa just got back up and she's stomping the crap outta Ziva! Beatrix is like halfway under the ring for some reason! My word! Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a just threw Ayame back in the ring! These 2 Vixenzillas want the Women's Championship so badly!

WAIT A MINUTE!

Madrid Fans: YEAH! TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT!

Look up at the entrance ramp! The rest of the Women's Division! They wanna fight too! Amy Rose is running down here with her Piko Piko Hammer! Wendy, the pig-tailed red head burger lady, has her... giant spatula? They're running down here to protect the honor of the Women's Division! They're in the ring! They're ready to go! Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a charge at them!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

There's Amy with the Piko Piko Hammer shots!

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

And there's the giant burger flipper from Wendy to swat them! The huge vixens are really stumbling now! Giantessa's blatantly choking Ziva against the barricade! Wait a freaking minute, though! Look! Look!

Beatrix Kiddo: *gets out a set of nunchuks from under the ring* *gets into her signature Kill Bill pose*

Oh... freaking... crap! Madrid just marked the crap out! Beatrix Kiddos' got a weapon, and it's gonna hurt!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Just look at Beatrix go! Every single hit of those nunchuks just makes Madrid get louder! Ziva's free! FLYING KNEE STRIKE! Giantessa goes down! Now look! Just as the 2 Vixenzillas try to swat Amy and Wendy, Ziva and Beatrix re-enter the ring! Ayame's getting back up! Oh my blasted word! 5-on-2 assault! BEATDOWN! Relentless speed shown by the 5 little ladies! Corkscrew Enzuguri by Amy on Carma-Large-a! Flurry of pissed off Spin Kicks by Ayame on Big Krystal! Discus Elbow by Wendy on Carma-Large-a! OH GOSH! MIDDLE ROPE NUNCHUK STRIKES! Pounding away is Beatrix Kiddo onto Big Krystal! Chop Block to the back of Carma-Large-a's right leg by Ziva! BOOM! SHINING WIZARD! Knee right to the giant skull! Giant Orange Vixen is down!

Now a Double Team Belly to Back Suplex Lift on Big Krystal by Beatrix and Ayame? TENCHU SMASH D! Got the Lumbar Check to go! Ayame gets her piece of revenge right there! Giantessa's trying to get back up on the outside! Beatrix has another idea! GOSH! Slingshot Corkscrew Splash to the outside! Empress of Destruction has been grounded! Oh my! More tonfa forearm shots by Ayame onto Carma-Large-a! And Madrid can feel that the climax could happen! Ayame and Ziva with a Double Team Fireman's Carry Lift? What are they doing here?

TEL AVIIIIIIIV!!! YES! FREAKING YES! Go To Sleep by Ziva David! Knee to Carma-Large-a's inflated skull! She's down! Ziva's gonna hook the leg, and neither of her teammates will stop her!

Madrid Fans: 1.......2.......

.......3!
YAHOOOOO!! ZIVA! ZIVA! ZIVA! AYAME! AYAME! AYAME! BEATRIX! BEATRIX! BEATRIX!

Do you guys believe in miracles? My goodness, did we ever see one right here and now! A 1,000 pound disadvantage... basically fighting an elephant... and you somehow, some way come out the winner? HELL YEAH! Ziva David, Ayame and Beatrix Kiddo have scored probably one of the biggest wins of their E-Fed careers here! Ziva David got the decision, so she'll happily retain the FTCW Women's Championship! Ayame got a great measure of revenge for what happened to her at Risk and Reward 2017! Beatrix Kiddo got her first win in FTCW, and gosh, was this a gigantic win for her? Let's not forget the great assists made by Amy Rose and Wendy, who showed up because they support TRUE women's wrestling!

Ziva, Ayame, Beatrix, Amy and Wendy: *feminine group hug of 5* *Ziva lifts up the FTCW Women's Title belt*

You know... this result may just give aspiring female wrestlers hope that they can win here in FTCW! Guess what! Strength and size is NOT everything in wrestling! That's what those Vixenzillas have forgotten! Well, after all this crazy chaos, I think it's time for us to take a commercial break! Hmph! A positive outcome for once!

End of Part 4...

*During the Commercial Break*


Allan Basham: *can be seen still swimming through the Manzanares River*

Spanish Fisherman: *spots Allan going downstream* O_O

Allan: Hey! You! Help me! Let me on your boat!

Spanish Fisherman: *eats his spinach from a can like Popeye* *steps on the gas on his boat*

ZOOM!

CRASH!

*the fisherman's boat crashes into another fishing boat*

Allan: <_< *not amused*
FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen
FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker
FTCW E-Fed Network Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo
FTCW Zone Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo
FTCW Triple Threat Champion - "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali
FTCW Tag Team Champions - Keith Austin and Alex Star
FTCW Trios Champions: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna
FTCW Women's Champion: Carmen Sandiego
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Perhaps Carmen Sandiego should've really put more thought on making this a NoDQ match because I think this put the odds in favor for Ziva and her friends more than it did for the Towers of Girl Power. It should've been in favor for those big gals as they thrive on the destruction. But seeing as how they pissed off nearly the entire divas roster, even though I'm not a fan of the winners getting 'help' to make their victories possible, the Towers did have this coming. So not only does Ziva secure the title around her waist, but 'finally' Beatrix Kiddo achieves her first victory in her entire FTCW career. No doubt Carmen's not going to be happy that her cohorts failed to claim the Women's Championship unless she's already hatching a new plan.

As for Allan Basham... Has he seriously been swimming in that river the entire time? Somebody better get him out of there or else he'll be so ill he'll never get his chance to beat the shit out of Roy Houston. Course, I had hoped to deal with Roy once my issues with Ryan are finally settled, considering I 'NEVER' forgot Roy eliminated me during the E-Fed Nation match. But until then, I have to focus on my own mission: By introducing a particular snob to his WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
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Which will be me! No offense Bryce but I want Ryan Knight tonight and then when I'm done I'm winning that Grand Battle match and become FTCW champion once again!
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DWA: Owner of DWA

FZW: 1x FZW Havok tag team champion and 1x FZW world tag team champion w/Allan Basham

WWE-X: Zero-One MITB holde
EWA: 1x EWA Hybrid champion, 1x ewa world tag team champion w/Allan Basham

RWA: 1x Premier 1 champion, RWA MITB winner, and 1x RWA champion

FTCW: 1x FTCW champion

two time Efed tag team of the year with Allan Basham 2015 and 2016, and 2016 Efed rookie of the year

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Allan: *swims to the shore* Ugh.....goddammit. Hey! Someone mind giving me a ride to Las Ventas! Oh forget it......No one here speaks english....ugh.....wait.....(spots a fan wearing Luxury Club clothing) Sorry sir....for wearing that, you had this coming.....ole.....(swipes the fan's keys and drives towards the arena) ROY! I"M COMING FOR YOU!
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(C) King Arthur (Undefeated 23-0) Vs. ???




Madrid Fans: ARTHUR! ARTHUR! ARTHUR! ARTHUR!

Prototype400: And now we come to this! Welcome back to Grand Battle 2017, fans, and marching his way down the entrance ramp to a very positive reaction is none other than the undefeated phenomenon himself! King Arthur is a perfect 23-0 so far in his E-Fed career, but honestly, his road has been anything but perfect in the eyes of his peers! I don't think a guy like King Arthur needs anymore motivation for wanting to stay undefeated, especially if the FTCW Roster will continue to hate on him! Season 4 has been great for Arthur thus far as he's gone 13-0! This man is well on his way to becoming an E-Fed legend! Now the question is; who will be challenging King Arthur for the FTCW Championship? FTCW Management wasn't able to find an opponent for him!

King Arthur: *in the ring with a mic* I am in pursuit of uncharted E-Fed history! I am intending to defend this FTCW Championship with honor and dignity, and I am in need of an opponent who will uphold that honor with me in this ring! I have been accused of not understanding what it's like to deal with adversity and suffering, and I have been labeled as a "Paper Champion" who fights tomato cans only to get by undefeated! My point still stands, gentlemen! I, King Arthur, request a TRUE challenge, so by all means..... BRING IT TO ME!

Who's gonna come out to face Arthur? Who has the balls to step into the ring to fight him?

*dramatic pause*

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Madrid Fans: YEEEAAAAAHHH!!! HENRY ALLEN! *clap x5* HENRY ALLEN! *clap x5*

Oh my... goodness! What the freaking Hell? Is this really gonna.. YES! THERE HE IS! He just won the Wild Card Championship earlier in this show, and he doesn't need to challenge anyone else... but Soldier of Fortune is out here anyway? What does he want? Soldier's not alone in coming out here! He's joined by FTCW General Manager Leroy Jethro Gibbs! What is this?

Leroy Gibbs: *looks at Soldier on stage*

Soldier of Fortune: *on stage with a mic* *holds up his Wild Card Championship belt* Code of Honor... It's not just you who has one, King Arthur! I know something about honor! I fought on the battlefield with honor! I fight in the wrestling ring with honor! Even with the honor that I think I have, I am still hated for my decision to go AWOL on my comrades in Iraq! So what do I need to do to get the respect of the FTCW Roster? What can I possibly do to make them forget about my dishonorable discharge?

I don't know where Henry Allen is going with this! Wait! Look!

Soldier: *gets out the picture of the mysterious brunette haired woman and stares at it* Who is this woman? Who is she? *sighs* She..... was my wife! For 3 years me and Private Melissa Allen were happily married... and then we both enlisted in the United States Army! We went to separate squads... me to Iraq, and her to Kuwait... and only one of us made it back home! *gets choked up* *sheds multiple tears* Not a day goes by when I don't think about what I could have done to prevent Melissa from enlisting! She could've lived a normal life in America! Because of her love for me, and my love for her, we went abroad together! Not a day goes by when I don't think about honoring my wife! Our love brought us together AND separated us! Honor... So you talk about honor, King Arthur?

Soldier's getting emotional again... Can he get through saying anything more?

Soldier: *pissed off cry* LET ME HONOR HER HERE! MELISSA ALLEN! FTCW Management will honor my cashing in of this Wild Card Championship! Now what say ye? *gives the Wild Card Title belt to Gibbs*

Gibbs: *takes the belt* You really don't need to do this, Henry!

Soldier: Let me do it! Let me!

Arthur: *surprised look on his face* Time for battle!

Madrid Fans: YEEEAAAAAHHH!!!

OH HECK YEAH! It's on! Soldier of Fortune quickly turns in that Wild Card Title belt, and apparently FTCW Management is okay with this! King Arthur wanted a worthy challenger for the big gold, and he sure as Hell will get one here! Soldier's entering the ring!

DING!

This is officially going down in such a honorable way! So this is what Soldier had in mind instead of the Grand Battle Match? This could be SUPER monumental! Lock up! Collar Tie by Soldier! Knee to the gut! Arthur shoves him back! Another lock up! Front Keylock by Arthur! Forearm Strike by Soldier breaks that! Another lock up! Soldier spins behind Arthur! Wrestling Lift Takedown? No! Arthur with an Elbow Strike to stop that! Sword Swing Double Body Punch by Arthur! Numerous Sword Swing Double Body Punches! Wait! OH! Soldier kicked a Sword Swing back! Kick to the gut! Knife Edge Chop to the chest! Soldier's battling back! Numerous Chops to the chest! Irish Wh-... Counter Irish Whip by Arthur! Clothesline! Ducked! Sleeper Hold by Soldier? Is this some military strategy?

Wait! Arthur won't just stand there! Some elbows to the gut! Arm Drag! And... Headlock Takedown! Soldier's got that emotional fire lit, though! He's right back up! Elbows to the King's gut! Reverses the hold... into a Vertical Suplex! Now look! Soldier's trying to put on a Back Triangle Choke! Trying to trap the right arm... but Arthur gets out of that! You can imagine these guys will slow play their attacks here! Now we get the Greco-Roman Knuckle Lock! Test of Strength! Ooh! Kick to the gut by Soldier! Arm Wrench! Wait! Counter Arm Wrench by Arthur! Elbow Stomps on the wrenched right arm! Drops Soldier down with a Pendulum Backbreaker! Arthur picks up Soldier and puts on that Arm Wrench again! Trying to wear Henry down! Hold on! Soldier grabs a top rope! FLIP! Sweeps the King's legs to take him down! Legdrop!

Arthur scrambles back up! Basement Dropkick to the ribs by Henry! Relentless attitude here! Punching the crap out of Arthur against the ropes! Oh! Arthur shoves him back! Good gosh! 1st Clothesline hit on Soldier there! Now grounded punches by the King of Camelot! He's going to the Ground Game for now! Straightjacket Recliner is locked on! Trapping both arms! A problem from the former Army Private to solve! But can he? Wait! Do not be serious! Is he actually... getting up on his feet? The Straightjacket's still on! Wow! Modified Electric Chair Slam to break that hold! Now look! Soldier's got that adrenaline flowing! Spinning Toe Hold! Just going around and around, twisting Arthur's left foot!

Wait! Arthur kicks Henry off! OH! There's another Clothesline just as Soldier turned around! Now look at this crap! Regal Stretch! William Regal did this back in the day! Center of the ring! Soldier's moving toward a bottom rope! There's the crawl! There's... the bottom rope grab! Rope break! Arthur lets go! Soldier's back up and Arthur grabs his neck! He's going for the Royalrana! Tornado Hurricanrana out of the corner! Wait! Punches to the ribs! Soldier's not allowing this! He gets behind Arthur! Atomic Drop! He keeps Arthur up! Good gosh! Dragon Screw Leg Whip on the left leg! Soldier grabs the legs! CATAPULT! Oh! Arthur's face eats the top turnbuckle!

Soldier's not missing a single beat! Backslide Pin! Here we go!

1.....2.....

Kick out! Private Henry Allen must keep the pressure on! Don't let the King off the hook! He shoves Arthur into a corner! Knee Strikes to the gut in the corner! Tear down Arthur part-by-part, Henry! Oh! Back to the Knife Edge Chops to the chest! A ragging flurry here! OH GOSH! ROUNDHOUSE SUPER KICK! Got him in the corner! Soldier shoves Arthur down to the mat! The aggression we're getting here, folks, could be on another level! Kneeling Figure 4 Leglock is on! Whatever Henry's gotta do to win, he must do it! My gosh! He's punching Arthur square in the face while this lock is on! Now pulling back on the Figure 4 bind! Softening the King's wheels isn't a bad idea!

Wait! Arthur's stretching out! He just got the bottom rope to break the hold! Soldier has to let go, and he does! Arthur's pulling himself back up with the ropes! Hold on! BOOM! A Roundhouse Super Kick to the back of the head! OH GOOD GOSH! DIVING BULLDOG HOT SHOT? What a freaking risk to take! Soldier hits that before going to the outside! Now what? Soldier yanks Arthur out of the ring and stomps on him a few times! Soldier's back in the ring! He bounces off the ropes! DIVING GOOOOOSH!!

Madrid Fans: WOOOOOOO!!!

Springboard Frog Splash to the outside floor! He got all of that! Did you see that hang time he got on that big dive? Pull out ALL the stops, Henry! He's got Arthur back up! OUCH! Back Suplex on the floor! You know that hurt! Another Legdrop! Soldier grabs the legs! CATAPULT! OH! Arthur eats the steel ring post face first! Amazing stuff here!

FTCW Referee: 14.......15.......16.......

In-n-out of the ring goes Soldier to break that count! He's gotta keep it going! Got Arthur up! Wait! Jawbreaker counter! European Uppercut! Sword Swing Double Body Punch by Arthur! Numerous Sword Swing Double Body Punches once again! Knee to the gut! OH MY! He just threw Soldier clear onto my announce table! I gotta step away here because this will get ugly! Arthur's kicking it into high gear! He's on my table now! Soldier's back up! GOOOOOSH!! Exploder off my table and down onto the floor! Wait! Double Rotation Elbow Drop off my table! That was fast! This would otherwise Main Event any other card, folks! Grounded punches by Arthur now!

FTCW Referee: 16.......17.......18.......

In-n-out of the ring goes Arthur! Wait! He's staying on the apron! Soldier's getting back up! DIVING CLOTHESLINE! Off the apron! Arthur picks up Soldier and... Cutthroat Hold? GOOD GOSH! Cutthroat Regalplex onto the barricade railing! The King has his honor! Back in the ring goes Arthur! Soldier's trying to get back up, but that painful move will slow him down! And... wow! The referee just barely counted past 10, and Soldier re-entered the ring! You can tell how badly Henry wants this!

Arthur immediately went to that Cutthroat Recliner! Of course! Make Soldier spend more energy! These 2 men fought in that Triple Threat Finals of the 2016 FTCW Tournament! These guys are Main Event worthy! OH! Clubbing Lariats to the side of Soldier's head! Again the aggression! So hard to keep Arthur down! Hold on! Soldier's getting back up! Arthur punches him in the face! Unwinds the Cutthroat Hold! Elbow Strike to Soldier's head! Wait! REPLY? BIG BOOT! Soldier kicks Arthur in the face! Military Press attempt! No! Arthur lands behind Soldier! German Suplex! Wristlock from behind! Spin! Sword of Fi-...

NO! Soldier kicked that right arm away like a boss! Jumping Knee Strike to the face! Military Press... Gutbuster! Soldier's going! Military Press... Vertical Suplex! Soldier yanks Arthur back up! Punches to the face! Punch blocked! Arthur hits an Exploder! Soldier's trying to get back up! X-PLEX! Straightjacket German Suplex by Arthur! Pin!

1.....2.....

Kick out! Arthur's hanging on! Changes it up... to his Rainmaker Lariat? Sword of Fi-... HELL NO AGAIN! Soldier ducks that! Back Suplex Lift? NO! Arthur's being stubborn! Turns around... for a Clothesline? Soldier ducks again? ROUNDHOUSE SUPER KICK! Bounce off the ropes! HARLEM SIDE KICK! Got it! Now is this Henry's time to realize his dream? He's got Arthur back up! Kick to the gut! Setting up the Razor's Edge! Soldier's Silence! Can he hit it? There's the lift! Wait! See that? Arthur's got a Wristlock! FLIP? OH ROYAL GOOOOOOOSH!!!

Madrid Fans: ROYALTY! ROYALTY! ROYALTY! ROYALTY!

SWORD OF FINALITY? Flipping out of the freaking Soldier's Silence? Rainmaker Lariat! How in the Hell... Arthur goes right for the pin! Oh my word!

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YES! Shoulder up! 2 and 1/2! Soldier won't stay down! Arthur yanks Soldier back up! Military Press! SPIKE REVERSE DDT! Always hurts to see that! Arthur's still rallying here! Got Soldier back up! OUCH! Drives his head down with the Takao Driver! Arthur picks up Soldier and... runs to the ropes! SLAP ME SILLY! Double Rotation Discus Lariat with gusto! That just blew Soldier of Fortune away! Arthur hooks the leg! Pin!

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Shoulder freaking up! Henry Allen is bent on surviving here! Royally pissed off is King Arthur now! He knows he has to end this soon before Henry gets any more confident! Wristlock from behind! Going for the spin! Sword of Finality? NO? COUNTERING GOOOOOOOSH!!! CODE OF HONOR! CODE OF HONOR! Side step... and the Mark of Excellence plunges the King down! Exactly how Soldier did that at the end of their match at Golden Road 4! The Soldier has his honor too! Henry's slow to get back up! Pulling himself back up with the ropes! He picks up Arthur! OH! Belly to Back Backbreaker! Hanging on? Switch! Gory Backbreaker! Still hanging on? BACKSLIDE DRIVER! Arthur's head bounces off the mat! Now look! Pissed off flurry of stomps by Henry Allen! Madrid is only getting louder with this crap!

Soldier picks Arthur up and runs to the ropes! Throwback! Got the 2003 Cena Flipping Bulldog to go! Soldier yet again picks up Arthur! Bounces off the ropes! Slingbla-... No? Arthur somehow got out of that! Arm Drag! Another Arm Drag! And Soldier keeps charging! There's Arthur to drop him down with the Spinebreaker! Bear Hug Backbreaker! Both guys are down, and it's obvious that they are both completely exhausted! Which 2 wrestlers wouldn't be? The referee might need to start counting them out! Can we actually imagine a Double Countout Draw here?

Henry and Arthur are both pulling themselves back up with the ropes! They're up on their feet! Madrid is going insane watching this crap! And... there's a punch by Arthur! Punch by Soldier! Slow trade of punches! Madrid cheers along with every punch!

Madrid Fans: HENRY ALLEN! *after a Soldier punch* KING ARTHUR! *after an Arthur punch*

Both men want this gigantic victory so dang bad! Can you feel that? Wait! Arthur's going for the Vertical X-Plex! Vertical Straightjacket Suplex? No! Knee to the head in mid air by Soldier! Reverses it! Suplex Lift! SUPER KICK! Bounces off the ropes! SLINGBLADE CLOTHESLINE! Got it right there! My gosh! Madrid is just begging for Soldier of Fortune to cross the Finish Line now! He's got Arthur back up! Got him in position! Wait a minute! There's a struggle in the Razor's Edge! Feet are shuffling! Arthur's trying to get out of it! Soldier's losing his grip! He'll change it! OH GOSH NO! REF BUMP? At a critical time like this?

Instead of the Soldier's Silence we get a Gory Special Bomb, which Soldier got, but King Arthur fell on top of the referee, who couldn't get out of the way in time! REF, YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT! Soldier realizes the referee is down! He's trying to revive the ref! Wait a minute! What the Hell is Madrid yelling about? OH GOOD GOSH NOOOOO!!

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!!

FOX MCCLOUD? STAR FOX KICK! Are you absolutely freaking kidding me right now? For the love of crap, Fox McCloud! An uncalled for Sweet Chin Music! Oh no! Do not pick Soldier back up, you freaking traitor! CRAAAAAAP!! Star Fox Kick to the back of the head there! Now Fox is marching out of here as if he accomplished a mission! Oh my gosh no! Totally dishonorable BS there by McCloud! King Arthur's getting back up, and he has no idea what the Hell just happened! He manages to wake up the referee! Should've been sooner for that! Arthur picks up Soldier and puts on the Wristlock from behind! Spin! SWORD OF FINALITY! A bittersweet Rainmaker Lariat! Arthur hooks the leg! No! No! NO! You idiot referee! Don't count this!

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MY FREAKING WORD! Bottom rope grab at 2 and 3/4! Ring awareness! Arthur's devastated! How are we still going? Arthur's got that look on his face of "What the Hell do I need to do?" Soldier's picked up and sent to the ropes! EXCALIBUR DRI-... NO! Hold the phone! Feet are shuffling! Oh no! Soldier's reversing this hold? TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER? Private Henry Allen's determination levels must be through the roof at this point! Gosh! I don't know how the Hell he can endure all this! Is he the 1 in 23-1? Is he actually that 1? Soldier's got Arthur back up very slowly! OH! Headbutt by Arthur! Kick to the gut! TURNBUCKLE EXPLODER! Henry fell right into that! Can King Arthur seal the deal now?

This heart-racing bullcrap is probably some of the best stuff I've seen in FTCW in a while! He's got Soldier back up! Arm Wrench! Goes up to the top turnbuckle? What the Hell is he doing? Tight rope walk on the top rope? Just like The Undertaker? OLD SCHOOL LARIAT? A Sword of Finality variant! Soldier of Fortune is in big trouble now! Arthur picks up Soldier and sends him to the ropes! Another try for the Excalibur Driver? STILL can't get that! Soldier with a Chop Block to the back of the left leg!

GOOD GOSH! KNEEBAR! KNEEBAR! Everyone here in Las Ventas is officially losing their crap! Henry will not let this championship opportunity slip away! He does NOT want to be known as "Mr. 2nd Place" anymore! Center of the ring! Arthur's screaming in pain! Can he reach the bottom rope? Wait a minute! NOW WHAT THE HELL?

WHAM!

The idiot referee gets brained a steel chair shot..... swung by.. "Quickdraw" Roy Freaking Houston? Why the Hell are ya out here now, Roy? Haven't you done enough on this show? Fox McCloud interfering was bad enough! Soldier will not let go of the Kneebar! Roy, please don't screw this up for Henry! OH GOSH NO! Diving Shawn Michaels style Elbow Drop off the top rope..... and smashing that steel chair right over Soldier's face! Kneebar is broken! Oh no! Roy! Don't!

Roy Houston: *Stone Cold Wrestlemania 17 Rage Mode*

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!!

Soldier of Fortune is getting 1000% royally screwed out of the FTCW Championship! Roy's snapped and I don't think he's coming back anytime soon! He's got Soldier back up! Quickdraw Cutter on the steel chair! Diamond Cutter that gets THUNDEROUS LOUD BOOS! Private Henry Allen never deserved this bullcrap! Roy's leaving the area with the steel chair! King Arthur just got back up! He still doesn't know what just happened! He's got Soldier back up! German Suplex! 2nd German Suplex! Wristlock from behind! Spin! Sword of Finality..... The air went out of Madrid's balloon, though! We get a new referee after the fact! Go figure! Arthur has a pin! Hook to the leg!

King Arthur: *disgusted look on his face* Tainted again...

Madrid Fans: 1.......2.......

.......3!
BBBOOOOOOO! YOU SCREWED HENRY! *clap x5* YOU SCREWED HENRY! *clap x5*

How could both Fox McCloud and Roy Houston just come in here... and smash Henry Allen's heart into many tiny pieces like this? Where's the honor in any of this? How could they have the nerve to ruin Henry Allen's dream of FTCW Championship gold in a match where Henry wrestled the match of his life emotionally? HOW COULD YOU SONS OF.... AAARRRGGGHHH... DO THIS? In the process they also tainted another victory of King Arthur's! Still undefeated at 24-0, and still the FTCW Champion is King Arthur! You can tell King Arthur has a sour, pissed off look on his face! I think he kinda knows what just happened, though he didn't see it!

King Arthur: *gives the FTCW Championship belt to the referee* Take this to my royal dressing room!

What's Arthur doing?

Arthur: *picks up Soldier of Fortune* *helps him out of the ring* *helps him walk back to the backstage area with a lift*

Classy! Classy! Even though these two went to Hell and back and ripped each other apart, there the honor kicks in again! King Arthur is helping Soldier of Fortune back to the backstage area! Soldier of Fortune.... deserved 1000x better than what he got here! Win or lose, no screwjob! But no... Fans, we'll be back! *shakes his head in disgust*

End of Part 5...
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Once... Just once... Can we 'ever' have a King Arthur championship match, especially when it's set as one of the big matches of the night, where he gets a victory that isn't tainted? On one of those rare moments, I actually thought Soldier of Fortune was going to pull it off. He picks this night to cash in the Wild Card Championship not just to finally win the World Championship but because he feels he has something to prove, to honor a woman who not only married him, but fought and died for him in the army. One would think that this was Henry's big night to prove the many doubters wrong and he'd no more be Mr. Runner-Up (Although he had some big title moments sometime earlier).

But somehow, someway, Fox McCloud and Roy Houston decide to interfere during this match, right when it was getting good, and ruin it for everybody. Sure they could've cost King Arthur the title, but instead they chose to screw Private Henry Allen. And sure, King Arthur didn't have to win the way he did but it's not like he was going to lose the match on purpose. King Arthur was going to keep fighting regardless of what happens during the match and he'd only lose if his opponent could defeat him but thanks to those two that was not going to happen. But if there is one good thing I can say about King Arthur: He had the common courtesy to help him back to the locker room rather than just leave him in the middle of the ring to wallow in shame.

Because on this night, it didn't matter if King Arthur remained undefeated. It didn't matter if King Arthur is still the World Champion. And the actions of Fox or Roy didn't matter. All that mattered to Arthur was to seek his greatest challenge and before this screwjob occurred, we got it.
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"The Platinum Elite"
(W-L) Miles "Tails" Prower (31-22) Vs. (3C) "Quickdraw" Roy Houston (31-22) Vs. [T] Sly Cooper (31-18)




Madrid Fans: WHY ROY WHY? WHY ROY WHY? WHY ROY WHY?

Prototype400: Wrestling fans, we have come to a point in the show where we only have one "normal" match to get under way, but I wish this match was just a straight up contest of sportsmanlike gentlemen! Guess what! We're not getting that here! Not with The Amarillo Outlaw being in the equation! "Quickdraw" Roy Houston has 31 wins, but it saddens me that we can't celebrate his longevity of winning! The current FTCW Triple Threat Champion has put everybody on the roster on notice, basically saying "I don't give a rat's behind if you like me! I'm attacking you!" What Roy has been doing lately has been really despicable! REALLY despicable! What changed in your personality, Roy? I wanna know what happened to you!


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Madrid Fans: LET'S GO TAILS! LET'S GO TAILS! LET'S GO TAILS!

And speaking of someone who is frustrated, Miles "Tails" Prower would fit that bill! Tails' anger stems from himself not being able to capitalize on some things! He's obviously good friends with Sonic and Knuckles, but his frustration has been building ever since Mr. Monopoly forced him to compete against... that STUPID IDIOT mime at Risk & Reward 2017! That was crap! This fox has been triggered into anger ever since, and I just hope he can find peace in himself again! WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL? Tails just Spin Dashed into the ring!

DING! DING! DING!

They're fighting in the ring! Quickdraw and Tails! Not even gonna wait for Sly Cooper to appear! Roy's punching the crap out of Tails! Texas Haymakers flying! Forcing Tails into a corner! Wait! Now Tails is fighting back! Punches of his own! Kick to the gut! Dropkick takes Roy down! The Amarillo Outlaw gets back up! TAIL SWIPE! 2 fox tails to the face! Roy gets back up again! Tails charges! Roy ducks a Clothesline! Uppercut punch by Roy! Kick to the gut! Drives Miles into a corner! Numerous Shoulder Thrusts to the gut in the corner! Wait! Tails clubs Roy's back HARD like the 2-tailed badass that he is! He shoves Roy into the corner!



Madrid Fans: COOPER! COOPER! COOPER! COOPER!

Freaking finally! There he is! One-third of the FTCW Trios Champions! The Grandmaster Thief is entering the fold on a delay! I wonder what held him up? Sly Cooper's seeing Roy and Tails tear the ever loving BS out of each other in the ring, and he's running down to the ring! Sly jumps onto the apron edge! Tails and Roy are still punching and kicking the crap out of each other! YEAH! Springboard Double Clothesline by Sly takes them both down! Sly picks up Roy! Butterfly Suplex! Sly picks up Tails! Double Underhook Backbreaker! Following up? Russian Leg Sweep! Roy's back up! WHOA! Springboard Tornillo Splash, but keeping it in the ring!

Grounded punches by Sly! The Grandmaster Thief picks up Roy and sends him to the ropes! Leap Frogs over Roy? OH GOSH! Tails intercepts with a Hurricanrana on Roy! Sly turns around! Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex by Tails on Sly! Tails picks up Sly and gets behind him! Going for a German Suplex! Sly's blocking this! Modified Victory Roll? OH GOSH! Roy just came in and Clotheslined the crap out of Tails! Sly rolled out of danger! Roy's looking for Sly! Drop Toe Hold! OH MY WORD! SPIRE JUMP STOMP! Down to the back of the head! Pretty brutal! When you get 3 Superstars of this FTCW Hall of Fame caliber together... only special things happen!

Sly picks up Roy and sends him into a corner! Running Dropkick! NO! Roy just swatted that away with brute force! Tails with a Basement Dropkick into Sly's face! Cheap stomp by Roy on Tails! Gets him up! Knife Edge Chop to the fox's chest! You can hear Madrid's woos! Shoves Tails into a corner! More Chops to the chest, and those woos only get louder! You can hear that chops! Wait! Miles blocks a chop? He tosses Roy into that same corner! Knife Edge Chops of his own in the corner! Making Roy's chest red! Wait a minute! Sly's charging from behind! CORNER FERAL POUNCE? My gosh! Sly hit both Tails and Roy in the corner! Sly takes turns punching both Tails and Roy! OH WOW! Diving Hot Shot against the top rope takes down Miles Prower! Sly's still on the apron! Wow! Slingshot Dropkick over the top rope catches Roy's face!

Sly jumps right up to the top turnbuckle! MOONSAULT! No? Roy rolled out of the way, and Sly landed on his feet! Tails charges at Sly! STEALTH SLIDE! Raccoon avoids fox! Tails bounces off the ropes! Crossbody! Sly ducks! GOSH! Roy catches Tails! Vertical Suplex... No! Sly stops that! Goes for the Double Underhook on Roy! MY FREAKING WORD! Tails... Super Kicks Sly square in the face... and Sly plunges Roy straight down with a Tiger Driver! Tails is gonna keep going! BOOM! Split-Legged Moonsault from the top rope down onto Sly connects! Oh! Spinning Legdrop on Roy right after! Now look! Tails with a submission hold! Rings of Mobius! Rings of Perry Saturn! Trapping Sly's arms! The Grandmaster Thief has to get out of this! Roy is slow to recover! Sly's trying to crawl to the ropes! There's a roll! He's got Tails' shoulders pinned down!

1.....

Miles immediately rolls back up! Just a Fujiwara Armbar now! This rivalry between Sly and Tails has clearly ignited into something over these last few shows! The 2-tailed fox can pick apart your joints in a heartbeat! WAIT! ROLL! Sly broke free! ROLL ATTACK! Just like in his games, Sly takes Tails down! Oh no! Sly ran right into... an Inverted Atomic Drop! Spinebuster! Texas 2 Step by Roy! Rapid pissed off stomps by the Texan! Roy kicks Sly out of the ring! Tails pulls himself back up with the ropes! Ooh! Pointed Elbow Strike to the back of the fox's head! FROM TEXAS! Busting out that BxB Hulk Pumphandle move! Oh crap! Roy's now going for a submission hold of his own! Houston Crab! Crosston Crab is on! Center of the ring! Miles has to crawl his way to a rope break! There he goes! Tails is getting close to a bottom rope!

Wait! What the Hell? BLUE MIST SPIT! Sly just spat blue crap right into Tails' face! Temporarily blinding him! Sly doesn't care! How can Tails get the bottom rope now? OH! Cooper hits Houston's head with a Springboard Dropkick! Sly bounces off the ropes! Flying Head Scissors... into a Bulldog! Sly's going for a submission hold of his own! Eiffel Tower Lock! Head Scissors, Armbar and Half Boston Crab combo! Houston has a problem again! Trapped! Tails is still down because of that blue crap in his eyes! Look at this! Roy's forcefully ripping off the Eiffel Tower Lock like a badass! LOW BLOW? Punch right to the raccoon balls! Down goes Sly, and Roy has time to recover!

Wait a minute! It looks like Tails has recovered first! Miles has that blue crap out! He's up on the top turnbuckle! Diving Hurricanrana! Tails nailed it! Pin on Roy!

1.....2.....

Kick out! Tails picks up Roy and... tosses him out of the ring, through the ropes! Miles turns back to Sly... and puts on the Fox Leglock! Sharpshooter! Coopers in a bind again! Center of the ring! What are ya gonna do, Sly? Crawl? No! Wait! REVERSAL? A flat out reversal! Sharpshooter of Sly Cooper's own? Are you kidding me? Shades of Bret Hart stealing Owen Hart's Sharpshooter once! Sly trapped Tails and reversed the hold! Move-stealing for the win! Madrid can appreciate these 3 Hall of Famers for their contributions to FTCW! Wait! Look behind you, Sly!

WHAM!

My gosh! Madrid got up for that! Springboard steel chair shot to the back by Roy Houston! Sly's stunned!

WHAM!

Roy crushes Sly's back with the chair! No DQ under Triple Threat rules! I think Quickdraw's about to go Texas-sized crazy again! Winning 2 championships at once must really mean something to him! THERE HE GOES! Flurry of steel chair shots all over Cooper's body! Reminding us once more of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 17! Miles Prower gets back up!

WHAM!

Good gosh! Taking no prisoners is Roy! Crushes Tails' back with the chair! Flurry of chair shots all over Tails' body!

Madrid Fans: GOLDEN ERA! *clap x5* GOLDEN ERA! *clap x5*

Those chants... Odd.. At what cost does it take to be the best? What is Roy doing now? He just... trapped the right and left arms of Sly and Tails inside that steel chair! Their arms are in the same chair! What the Hell are you up to, Roy? He's going up to the top rope! Oh gosh no! You can't possibly consider doing that! My word! Calling his shot! DIVE! OH MY DIVING GOOOOOOOSH!!! Shawn Michaels style Diving Elbow Drop off the top rope, and look where he landed! Smack freaking dab onto that steel chair! Sly's right arm! Tails' left arm! If you ever wanted to trap a raccoon or a fox... They're both yelling in pain!

Roy picks up Tails! HARD Irish Whip back first into the corner turnbuckles! He then picks up... OH GOSH! SILVER MIST SPIT! Silver crap has been spat into Roy's eyes now! This is truly chaotic, folks! Sly is slow to get back up! Wait!

Sly Cooper: *reaches under the ring* *gets out his Cooper Cane*

Madrid Fans: WOOHOOOOO!!

My gosh! Sly just got his Cooper Cane out of the ring! 2 can play dirty at this game! Sly picks up Roy!

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

OH! 3 Cooper Cane shots to the gut! Cooper Cane Russian Leg Sweep! It looks like Sly has control here!

BAM!

OH GOSH! Spoke too soon! Wrench shots to the back? Miles Prower apparently got out a wrench from underneath the ring! All 3 guys can play dirty here! WHOA! Tails just threw his wrench at Sly! He picks up Sly and... Arm Trap Belly to Belly Suplex! Tails goes back to Roy! Got him up! Lift over the shoulders! Airplane Spin! Orange Tornado Slam! Widowmaker finish! How do you secure victory, though? Tails has Roy back up! Bounce off the ropes! Spins around him! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! There's that smooth Kenny Omega move! And the fatigue starts to set in for Miles? Trying to catch his breath! Wait! Sly! Eye Rake! Kick to the gut! FUTURE SHOCK DDT! Plants Miles down! All 3 guys are down! The Hell that these 3 FTCW Hall of Famers put themselves through just to be the best E-Fed champions!

Roy, Tails and Sly are all pulling themselves backup with the ropes! Roy goes back on offense first! He punches Tails! Punches Sly! Inverted Atomic Drop on Tails! Inverted Atomic Drop on Sly! Now way! NO WAY! DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX? Texas-sized strength by Quickdraw! He's slow to get back up! Roy's got Sly back up! Tails is slowly crawling up to the top turnbuckle! Roy's going for another Vertical Suplex on Sly? No! Into a Neckbreaker! We've seen Roy do this before!

FREAKING GOOOOOOOSH!!!

Madrid Fans: WOOOOOOO!!!

2-TAILED FOX SPLASH ON THAT NECKBREAKER? Totally freaking SICK! The 2-tailed son of a gun dives down onto both Roy and Sly with that 5 Star Frog Splash! Tails pins Sly!

1.......2.......

Foot on the ropes! Quick pin on Roy!

1.......2.......

Kick out! Miles just can't seem to get a fall! He picks up Roy! SLAP! Roy's awake?More Knife Edge Chops! Kick to Tails' gut! Inverted Atomic Drop! Sly's back up! THIEVIUS RACC-... NO? Tails countered that? Up on the shoulders? TAILSP-... NO? Roy won't let Sly go down for the F-5? Kicks to both of their guts! What the Hell? Double Quickdraw Cutter? This bullcrap's crazy! No! Tails and Sly both lift Roy... and force him up onto the top turnbuckle! Double Team Dropkick! Roy somehow stays on the top rope! Vertical Suplex by Tails on Sly! Hanging on... and switching it right into that freaking F-5? Twirling super fast like a top!

TAILSPIN..... INTO A DESTINO COUNTER BY SLY! Yet again that Lesnar finisher is countered by the Thievius Raccoonus: Final Chapter! Pulled off another heist! Wait! WHAT THE FREAKING HELLLLLLL???

Madrid Fans: THAT WAS SICK! THAT WAS SICK! THAT WAS SICK! THAT WAS SICK!

QUICKDRAW CUTTER III! OUTTA NOWHERE! Top Rope Diving Quickdraw Cutter, RKO, just seconds after Cooper hit his counter! Blink and you miss it! The opportunistic Texan! Roy's got it! Roy pins Sly!

Madrid Fans: 1.......2......

.......3!
HOUSTON! PROWER! COOPER! HOUSTON! PROWER! COOPER!

Oh my goodness! That crap just happened! That really just happened! Wow... WOW! Pulling off a big coup, "Quickdraw" Roy Houston is now a Double Champion of a different variety! STILL the FTCW Triple Threat Champion! Now the NEW FTCW Win-Loss Champion! In what happened to be a real thrilling encounter edge of your seat, all sorts of hell-raising action, the Texan, whether we like his current attitude or not, came out on top! 2012 is here again for Roy Houston... but at what cost? Roy is now holding both the Triple Threat and Win-Loss Title belts! He's celebrating by drinking beer! Yeah! Get drunk, you enraged fool! Yeah, I called Roy a fool just now!

WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL?

Madrid Fans: *they lose 100% of their crap* OOOOOOOHHH!!!

KING ARTHUR! OH MY GOSH! Why's he coming out here right now? The FTCW Champion... is royally pissed by the outcome of his match! Arthur's not wasting any time running down the ramp! I've never seen Arthur this angry before! GOOD CRAP! ARTHUR'S PUNCHING ROY! In the ring, Arthur's laying out punches! So fast! Tails and Sly are getting back up in the ring! Arthur's just beating the Hell outta Roy! He's tired of Roy's crap! Furious is the King of Camelot! Madrid is completely losing its crap! Spanish fans going nuts seeing this!

Wait! Tails and Sly just rip Arthur off Roy? What the Hell is this? The Platinum Elite... OH GOSH! ARTHUR'S LOST IT! He's punching the crap out of both Tails and Sly now! He's attacking everybody! Justification? Arthur's beating up the fox and the raccoon! Punches! So fast! This is madness! WHOA! Discus Lariat to Tails! Discus Lariat to Sly! Roy's charging! More punches to Roy! Arthur blocks a punch! LOW BLOW KICK? Arthur kicked Roy downstairs! Arthur just doesn't care anymore!

SURE AS HELL DOESN'T! SWORD OF FINALITY! Roy Houston eats the Rainmaker Lariat! Boom! Roy definitely deserved that! Now what? Arthur yanks Tails back up? SWORD OF FINALITY ON TAILS? He gives Tails a wake up call of sorts with the Rainmaker! Now what? Oh no... Sly! Wristlock from behind! Spin! SWORD OF FINALITY ON SLY! 3-for-3! Oh my good gosh! Madrid, Spain won't shut the Hell up now! That's our FTCW Champion, folks! King Arthur laying down the freaking law as the top dog of FTCW! Wow! What a way to bridge the gap to the 2017 Grand Battle Match itself! We gotta cut to a break! Wow! EPIC!

King Arthur: *stares at the fallen Roy, Tails and Sly* *SUPER pissed off look on his face*

Madrid Fans: LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!

End of Part 6...
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That was quite a hellacious triple threat match for both titles and it's no wonder these three were named the Platinum Elite. A match that could end either way and each has a story: Roy with a desire to be at the top willing to beat anyone who threatens his path, Tails who has been frustrated ever since he got frozen eventually demoted to fighting a mime, and Sly pretty much doing what he wants as a Master Thief. And through the insanity, through every close call, Roy would be the man walking out of this match with both titles. And all the while we keep asking: Why did he still retain his spot in the match after everything he did? Why did he simply get away with it Scott free with no repurcussions? It's like he can piss off a lot of fans and even his own boss and he still walks out of this event with gold.

But then again, he didn't quite get the last stand. It would not take long for King Arthur, the World Champion, to come around the corner and take him down for tainting his match. And he dishes out his power against Tails and Sly as well, proving he's more pissed than usual. I guess all the time holding it in was proving too much and he had to establish that he's a king for a reason. That he will fight with honor, that he would ensure fairness to the roster, but nobody fucks with the King. Of course, now comes the big question: Who will win the Grand Battle and fight Arthur for the title?
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MAIN EVENT
35-Wrestler Grand Battle Match (Royal Rumble rules)
Winner becomes #1 Contender for FTCW Championship at Lasting Legacy III

Grand Battle Fan Lottery
(Winner will book a match at Lasting Legacy III)

Nick Gemini - 12
Joshua Howell - 17
Bryce Lucas - 18
Ryan Coker - 20
Bobby Mitchell - 21
Dylan Jamieson - 27
Walter Scott - 31


DING! DING! DING!

Madrid Fans: OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! *pause* OLEEE! OLEEE! [/El Generico-Sami Zayn]

Felix the Cat: *wearing khaki jeans, swade shoes and a bow tie like a geek* *on the mic* Ladies and gentlemen! Wrestling fans from all parts of the E-Fed Universe! It's that time again! Welcome to the 2017 edition of the Grand Battle Match! Now spoiler alert... Felix the Cat... me... I won't be in this match! *sighs* 35 wrestlers, male and female, will enter this ring one-by-one after varying time periods! We'll start with Entry #1 and work our way down to Entry #35! To eliminate a wrestler, you have to throw him or her over the top rope, and both feet must touch the outside floor! Now let's begin! BONANZA!

Madrid Fans: BONANZA!


Entry 1) Fox McCloud


Madrid Fans: TRAITOR! TRAITOR! FILTHY ROTTEN TRAITOR!

Prototype400: We're finally at the Main Event of this amazing Grand Battle CPV, fans, and why don't we start off with a little bit of intrigue for this 2017 Grand Battle Match? Can we get a HUGE dose of irony to start? Fox McCloud, that disgusting traitor, a new member of the Luxury Club, had to leave his mark earlier in this show when he ripped Soldier of Fortune's heart out again in what was the biggest match of his life! Proud of yourself, McCloud? Well, here's your reward! #1 Entry! HA! You gotta go the distance like Soldier himself almost did a year ago! Now I know Fox has great wrestling talent, but his head is screwed on wrong! If Fox is as good as he thinks he is now that he's with the LXC, he'll go the distance here!


2) Percy the Poet

Madrid Fans: COMPROMISED PERCY! *clap x5* COMPROMISED PERCY! *clap x5*

Percy the Poet: *runs out on stage with a goofy look on his face* [/Broken Matt Hardy]

And... the intrigue is already here! Guess who ya gotta deal with right off the bat, Fox! Percival! Compromised Percy! This Warrior Poet has lost his mind, but maybe for the right reasons? Who knows? One thing for sure is Percy the Poet is bent on making a lasting impression here! He's been loyal to FTCW since Day 1 in 2012! He wants to get that brass ring, and not even Fox McCloud can stand in his way of getting it! Now what's Percy doing? Pretending to type on a keyboard?

Percy and Madrid Fans: EDIT! EDIT! EDIT! EDIT! EDIT!

Wow... Percy has lost his mind for real!

DING!

Let's embark on this 35-way weird adventure! Lock up! Fox puts on a Hammerlock from behind! Percy... quickly reverses it into his own Hammerlock! Fox is gonna change this into... a Fireman's Carry Takedown! Blatant Forearm Choke on the mat! Percy shoves Fox off and rolls back up! Fox Dropkicks Percy into a corner of the ring! Fox charges! OH! Rope Assisted Knee Strike to the face by Percy! Hurricanrana! OH! Fox's face eats the middle turnbuckle! Wow! Rapid Stomp Flurry to the back of Fox's head in the corner! Percy picks up Fox and Irish Wh-...

Counter! Knee to the gut by Fox! Arm Wrench! Booker T Hook Kick to the face! Now Fox with a blatant Knee Choke to the throat against the bottom rope! This new attitude of Fox's bothers me! Fox picks up Percy... and immediately tries to dump him over the top rope! Wasting no time! No! Not happening! Elbow to the face! Greco-Roman Knuckle Lock on 1 hand? Tic-Tac parkour move off the middle turnbuckle! Arm Drag! Diving Spin Kick! Now Percy goes to a Grounded Head Scissors on Fox! Just clamping down on Fox's neck, and not letting him go free! You can hear the maniacal laugh of Percy's as he keeps this hold on! Screw loose indeed...

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3) Ryan Knight

Madrid Fans: RYAN KNIGHT! RYAN KNIGHT! RYAN KNIGHT!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Make your life a living hell! Just as I promised! I don't give a crap! It's my E-Fed after all! Coming in at Entry #3 is the man who has sneaked around and recruited new folks to join the Luxury Club! You can't hide from me, Ryan Knight! Here's the spotlight on ya early! Ryan enters the ring, and yes, he and Fox will have an early advantage! Keyword; early! Ryan rips Percy off Fox and there these 2 guys go at it again! This rivalry's getting renewed! Trading punches! Ryan with a Knee Strike to the gut! Spin! Tiger Suplex! Ryan quickly gonna stomp away on Percy! Picks him up! Clotheslines him back down! Fox McCloud is back up! Luxury Club finger points at Percy... Oh gosh no! Double Team stomps! Ryan and Fox pick up Percy! Irish Whip! Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker by Ryan! There's the AJ Styles-like Diving Knee Drop to the face by Fox! Now look! The savages that they are! Luxury Club stomping away some more!

Ryan and Fox have Percy back up! Double Team Vertical Suplex! More stomps! A pack of wild dogs is the mentality the LXC has as a group! Now Fox goes through the middle rope and onto the apron! HILO! Just like Okada! Running Senton Splash by Ryan right after! They pick up Percy... and they're trying to get him over the top rope together! Taking turns clubbing his back! Wait! WOW! Double Bulldog Hot Shot against the top rope? Quick thinking by Percy there! Buying himself time! OH! CARTWHEEL KICK! Hits Ryan with that Jack Evans style kick! Arm Drag on Fox! Percy's gotta be careful here as he's got 2 Luxury Snobs to worry about! I think we're ready to see another entrant appear!

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4) "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker

Madrid Fans: LXC! LXC! LXC! LXC! LXC!

FTCW Staff: *they roll out a big red carpet*

*an entourage of 100 people surround Nathan Walker as he appears on stage*

*Nathan takes a group selfie with his entourage*

Wow... How the Hell did he get 100 people to take a selfie with him? Impressive connections, I guess! A celebrity from Hollywood who's starred in many movies, "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker once Main Evented Turbo Episode 49 as a substitute, and he did quite well! Without the Luxury Club, could this guy be great? Well, he's still with the Club, so we won't know for now! The LXC Numbers Game is working wonderfully now, huh? 3-on-1 advantage against The Ambassador of Unorthodox?

Nathan Walker enters the ring and he goes right after Percy! OH! The Poet ducks a Clothesline! Dropkick takes Fox down! Cravate Hold on Ryan! Knee Strikes to Knight's gut! FLIP KICK... off Walker's chest? What? INTO A REVERSE DDT! Ryan's dropped down! Good gosh! Creative! Wait! Oh no! Nathan Walker hits a Big Boot square in Percy's face! Grounded punches by Mr. Hollywood! The Triple Team is in effect! Walker has Percy back up! Hits a Spinning Wheel Kick! And... an Atomic Drop on Percy! Turns him around! Inverted Atomic Drop! GOOD GOSH! Discus Clothesline takes Percy down! Solid sequence by Walker there!

Now with the Triple Team... Walker has on Jeff Jarrett's The Stroke move? OH! Drives Percy's face down! Fox pops Percy back up! Reverse Neckbreaker! Busting another Okada move! CRAAAAAP!! There's that freaking Seth Rollins Curb Stomp by Ryan! Make no mistake about it! The Luxury Club are deadly when they work together! Now they're just gonna... #BeatUpPercy? I couldn't resist making that John Cena reference... Total disrespect towards the Ambassador of Unorthodox! Stomps, kicks and Elbow Drops! Already looking pretty bad!

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5) Mike Cross

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!!

And here's a Luxury Club member who's actually getting booed! Maybe because he treated my friend Bryce Kanyon like total crap in FZW? Give me a break at this point with this LXC Numbers Game! Now Percy has a 4-on-1 Handicap Match on his hands here! Now the Luxury Club are just laughing their asses off! Mike Cross runs inside the ring, and he just gives his LXC teammates a bunch of high fives? Don't tell me they're gonna punish Percy the Poet some more! Oh, look at this bullcrap! Taking turns LOW BLOW kicking Percy in a corner of the ring! Gee, that's really classy of you guys, huh? Professionalism... NOT! Just kick him in the balls? Now what?

Luxury Club: *all 4 of them pick up Percy* *they take turns dancing and punching Percy in the face*

In order they go... Mike, Walker, Ryan and Fox punching Percy and treating him like a joke! What the Hell is this supposed to be? Luxury Club Appreciation Night?

Walker, Cross, Knight and McCloud: *they take a group selfie with the grounded Percy* *Luxury Club finger points down at Percy* *arrogant heel smiles*

Oh, that will sell for $1,000 on eBay, right? Now Mike Cross has Percy back up! Rolling German Suplex... into a Wheelbarrow Sitout Facebuster combo! Okay, that was impressive! Now what? A Quadruple Team move? This is getting really, really bad for Percival! Arn Anderson style Spinebuster by Walker! Bottom Rope Springboard Legdrop by Mike, Middle Rope Knee Drop by Ryan... and the SWANTON BOMB BY FOX! Off the top rope McCloud flew! That sequence!

Oh, look at this! The LXC are gonna celebrate again! They're just laughing their asses off like they own this place! Now they're interacting with the Madrid fans! Arrogant poses! Hey...

Percy the Poet: *looks up at the LXC* *sneaks out of the ring, and then hides underneath the ring*

Did you see what Percy just did? That was clever! Just hide while they soak up the arrogant juices! Where's Percy? Do you Luxury Snobs know? Ha! Look! The LXC are now a search party for a missing crazy poet! They have no idea where Percy went to! Ah! Now they're gonna look under the ring!

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6) Midnight Lightning

Titantron: When crisis strikes...

Where will you go?

Will you remember yourself?

For the Sweden I know, with love...


Madrid Fans: YEEEAAAAAHHH! LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING!

HELL YEAH! FINALLY! Percy gets some much needed help! The Luxury Club stops searching for him! Look at the Swedish Brute making his way down to the ring! Midnight Lightning is in the Grand Battle, and in Season 4 he has done quite a bit! He has improved immensely! Can Svang Dozmeier serve his country well in this match? Stop laughing now, Luxury Club, because you got a powerhouse to beat up now! Lightning is up on the apron! Lightning punches Fox down! In the ring now is Svang! Flurry of punches to the other 3 LXC members! Take no prisoners, Svang! Beat the crap outta them! MY GOSH! COUNTER LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Drives Mike Cross down on his head! Nathan Walker's got a Front Facelock on Lightning! Knees to the big Swede's gut! OH GOSH! Northern Light Suplex counter, and that had a ton of power behind it!

FREAKING CRAP! That Clothesline nearly took Ryan's head off! Lightning looks pissed! Fox jumps on Lightning from behind! Sleeper Hold! Trying to choke Svang out! Wait a minute! Lightning angrily tosses Fox down! He's got Fox! H THUNDER! That move made famous by the late Hayabusa! Driving Fox's head down! Walker and Cross are back up and they're trying to punch Lightning down! They attempt a Double Vertical Suplex! Oh no! No! Not happening! Instead you get to see this freaking impressive Swedish strength! Madrid's popping for this! DELAY... Wait for it... DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX! Lightning countered that! Lightning puts Ryan back down with a Diving Shoulder Block!

Now Lightning's firing up Madrid! He's into this! He wants to do something special here! Boom! Big Boot keeps Ryan down for now! Okay... who's getting that special #7 Entry? There seems to be something going on with the guy who gets this number! What is it about Grand Battles and the #7?

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7) Geno Yoshinuka

Madrid Fans: DESTROYER OF ARMS! DESTROYER OF ARMS! DESTROYER OF ARMS!

Oh no... So this guy receives #7? Maybe things are already looking up for the Destroyer of Arms? The Japanese-Aussie looks pumped to be in this spot! Geno Yoshinuka looks focused! He's a talent alright! He can break your arm and not apologize for it! The Luxury Club's trying to gang up on Midnight Lightning now! They're boxing the big guy in a corner of the ring! GENO'S RUNNING! Hurry up, Geno! Save your International, Inc. teammate! Into the ring he goes! Hip Toss on Mike Cross! Japanese Arm Drag on Nathan Walker! OH! Double Knee Armbreaker on Fox! Ryan's punching Geno! Ryan with violent shoves! Punch blocked! Ashi Yoshino I! What a Swinging Arm Slam! Geno helps Lightning back up! Man, Geno and Svang have been through a lot here in FTCW! Ryan's leaning against the bottom rope! Wait! What's going on under the ring?

AHA! Did you forget about Percy, Ryan?

SPLOOSH!

Madrid Fans: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh my goodness! *laughs* Percy the Poet just resurfaced from under the ring, and he gave Ryan a gift! He splashed a bucket of purple paint all over Ryan's face! Yeah! Now Ryan looks better as a member of the Blue Man Group! The Purple Man Cousin! *laughs* Geno and Lightning are punching and kicking both Mike and Nathan! Pair of Vertical Suplexes for their troubles! Percy is back up on the apron! No longer hiding!

CLANK!

Percy just brained Mike with that empty paint bucket!

BONK!

And then he gets out his favorite book and bonks Nathan on the head with it! Theatrics, folks! Gotta love it! MY GOSH! What was that? Sidewalk Suplex over the top rope? Like a Reverse Gutwrench Suplex or something? Midnight Lightning powerfully dumped Mike Cross to the outside floor! The Swede made that look freaking easy! We have our 1st elimination! Good one!

Midnight Lightning eliminates Mike Cross (35the Place)

Mike Cross: *pissed off* *kicks a set of steel steps* *shoves a referee down* *leaves the area*

Spoiled sport... He can't even cut a promo here after a loss! Oh well! Midnight Lightning sending the first statement here! Oh! Geno Yoshinuka hits an Arm Snap against the shoulder on Nathan Walker! ARM STUNNER! Lightning's got Walker's legs! CATAPULT! OVER THE TOP ROPE! My gosh, has Lightning made this look easy so far? Mr. Hollywood plunges down to the outside floor in dramatic fashion! I don't think he wanted this part of the movie to go this way, but hey, those are the breaks!

Midnight Lightning eliminates "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker (34th Place)

Nathan Walker: *gets up* *dusts himself off* *leaves the area with his entourage of 100 fans*

He'll have plenty of movie gigs to do! Don't worry about Walker! Now I think it's time to reveal who Entry #8 is! Whoever it is, the next wrestler will have an even playing field to work with now!

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8) NintendoCapriSun
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Madrid Fans: *they sing along with Timothy Bishop*

Take a dump on the toilet! Take a dump on the toilet! IT SMELLS BAD!

Take a dump on the toilet! IT SMELLS SO BAD!

Take a dump on the toilet! It smells just like ROTTEN FISH AND CHEESE! ROTTEN FISH AND CHEESE! PU-EY!


Uh... Oh my... *laughs* Can you believe the THUNDEROUS rounds of applause this man is getting from Madrid, Spain? Now you may not enjoy his bathroom humor, but all in all, this guy's a team player! Timothy Bishop, a.k.a. NintendoCapriSun, got his first ever E-Fed win earlier in the Grand Battle Pre-Show, paying tribute to his late father! Just for that alone you gotta root for this Let's Play personality! No matter how far you go here, Tim, I just hope you kick some ass! What is he bringing along with him to the ring?

NintendoCapriSun: *gets out a trash bag full of toilet paper* *carries a toilet seat with him*

Bathroom warfare is in full effect, and Madrid is simply eating it all up! Ryan Knight and Fox McCloud are just getting their asses handed to them by Percy, Geno and Lightning in the ring while NCS makes his way to the ring! Wait! Look at NCS go! HE'S A MAD MAN!

NCS: *runs down the ramp like The Ultimate Warrior* *slides inside the ring with style*

Timothy Bishop is in the Grand Battle Match! He's gonna... throw rolls of toilet paper at Fox and Ryan? Right in their faces? NCS is firing away with these throws!

NCS: GET SOME TOILET PAPER! TP FOR YOU! AND YOU! *throws toilet paper at both Fox and Ryan*

What the Hell is NCS trying to do here? He threw like... 20 consecutive rolls of toilet paper! And Madrid marks out?

BAM!

Oh gosh! NCS brains Ryan with that toilet seat! He kicks Fox in the gut!

NCS: STAR FOX! STAR FOX! STAR FOX! *derp tone*

DDT ON THE TOILET SEAT! *laughs* This nonsense is getting amplified, and you can hear the Spanish crowd laughing! Now what? Timothy Bishop just... opened up a corner ring post? What? Did he actually hide something in there? OH GOSH! He just got out...... THE PLUNGER OF DOOM! It's like Mick Foley's Mr. Socko in some way! Ryan's trying so hard to get back up... but he doesn't know what's behind him! OHHHHH NOOOOO!!

Madrid Fans: IN THE BATHROOM! IN THE BATHROOM! IN THE BATHROOM!

PLUNGER CLAW! Flushing down that purple paint-covered Luxury Turd down the toilet! HAHAHAHAHA! Make your life a living Hell, Ryan! You're welcome! You don't know where that plunger's been! Scary thought...

Meanwhile, Abdominal Stretch Slam by Midnight Lightning onto Fox! Geno's got a Cross Armbreaker locked on Fox! NCS hands Ryan over to Percy! Cravate Suplex! Another Cravate Suplex! BOOM! Rolling Cravate Cutter off the middle turnbuckle to end that combo! Uh... What in the Hell are both Percy and Timothy Bishop doing up on the top rope? FLIPPING GOOOOOSH!! DOUBLE TEAM MOONSAULT? That looked pretty dang EPIC to me! They both splatter Ryan Knight down on the mat together! Can you get anymore crazy than this bullcrap? That's why the Grand Battle Match is one of a kind!

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9) Big Krystal

Madrid Fans: *sorrowful groans* Ooooooohh...

NCS: O_O *"I crapped my pants!" look on his face*

Fox McCloud: O_O *his eyes are especially wide*

And we go from Timothy Bishop to this extreme? Oh no... This is bad! Guys in the ring, you have to contend with not just an ordinary female in this Grand Battle Match! You have to deal with a gigantic freak! XXXXXL in size and way too powerful for her own good! She now calls herself the "Giant Vixen Empress" and rumor has it she has indeed become the Empress of Cerinia, her home planet! Talk about a Power Trip and never wanting to stop gaining power! Nothing but anger, hatred and a Super Steroid-inflated ego! Big Krystal is making her way to the ring in a Nia Jax-like body suit! She's getting the crap booed out of her here! Everyone in the ring has apparently stopped fighting each other! They know who the biggest threat is now! Blue Vixenzilla!

Krystal's in the ring! Lightning, Geno, Percy and NCS all charge at Big Krystal together! They're all trying to lift up the massive 7'2" 425 pound she-monster! But... that's looking pretty freaking difficult! Seriously! She's as big as a house! Oh my freaking word! Krystal shoves Percy down! She clubs down Geno's back numerous times! Clothesline! OH! Running Sidewalk Slam on Lightning! NCS is charging again! LEG HOOK CHOKE SLAM! That roided up power! Percy the Poet is punching away the vixen's rock hard 6-pack abs! She doesn't look amused... Is she yawning it off? SNAP FRONT POWERSLAM? GOOD GOSH! She's tearing through everyone! Big Krystal Vertical Suplexes Ryan Knight effortlessly, and... Oh crap...

Fox McCloud: *looks way up at Big Krystal* So... you love being huge? What the Hell is wrong with your brain? *half smug tone*

Big Krystal: Nothing! But your brain, Little Fox? *maniacal super low heel laugh*

OH GOSH! BIG BOOT! Right in Fox's face! Giant Vixen Empress lifts Little Fox Shill up! Pendulum Backbreaker! Does it again! 3 Pendulum Backbreakers in a row! That sickening power! Lift up over her shoulders! SHATTERED KRYSTAL! Attitude Adjustment into the Jackhammer finish! Krystal flat out crushed Fox with that move, and she don't give a crap whatsoever! Ex-girlfriend flat out destroys Ex-boyfriend! Blatant choke on the mat! COME THE HELL ON! Your brain needs fixing badly, Krystal!

Wait! Thank goodness! 5-on-1 kicking flurry! No one's putting up with Krysyal's "Conquering Empress" bullcrap! Whoa! Double Team Chop Blocks to the female giant's legs! Can the averaged sized guys keep this giant freak down? She looks like she's gonna erupt like a angry volcano any moment now! Thankfully it appears we're gonna get another entry into this madness!

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10) T.O.M.

Madrid Fans: TOONAMI! TOONAMI! TOONAMI! TOONAMI!

Ho! Hum! Why am I not surprised to see this guy show up in the Grand Battle Match? The host of Toonami himself bought himself a spot in the field of 35! What a surprise! *rolls his eyes* Here comes a guy who is very popular, but he wrestles like a rust bucket jobber! He better be careful in the ring if he wants to protect his robot arse from getting whooped! I don't know why the Luxury Club still employs this guy, but that's up to them! T.O.M. is carefully entering the ring, knowing that Big Krystal is raging through everyone! T.O.M. is in the ring, and he's wisely helping everyone else punch and kick away at Big Krystal! Now look! Double Team Dropkick by T.O.M. and Ryan! Double Team Clothesline by Geno and Lightning! OH! CODEBREAKER! Percy hits that great move... but Big Krystal is still standing on her feet? She won't go down?

Now look! Krystal's getting more pissed off? She's throwing her huge fists at anyone who gets near her! Punches are flying!

CRACK!

CRACKING GOSH! NintendoCapriSun just brained Big Krystal with the toilet seat... but that thing just split right in half! If you can call that sad comedy, then there you go! Krystal has a hard head now! Double Knee Armbreaker by Geno on Krystal! OH GOOD GOOOOOSH! REALLY? POWERBOMB BY LIGHTNING? Svang Dozmeier managed to lift 425 pounds and slam Krystal down? Wait! T.O.M. hits a Pumphandle Facebuster on Geno! Standing Moonsault Double Foot Stomp? What are you doing, Tommy? Now he has NCS in a Vertical Suplex Hold! Trying to lift him up! And... struggling to lift Tim up! Timmy and Tommy are trading Suplex Lifts!

Wait a minute! What the Hell? FREAKING WHOOOOOAA!! COUNTER? DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

Madrid Fans: TIM! TIM! TIM! TIM! TIM!

NintendoCapriSun Vertical Suplexed T.O.M. over the top rope and down to the outside floor? Timothy Bishop just eliminated someone! He got 1 elimination!

NintendoCapriSun eliminates T.O.M. (33rd Place)

Madrid is going ape crap crazy as all Hell! And for a guy who normally doesn't work here in FTCW! NCS paying tribute to his late father! Goodbye, T.O.M., and thanks for playing! I'm getting word that Entry #11 is ready to appear! Who is this next wrestler? Is this guy any good?

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11) Miles "Tails" Prower
(2013 Grand Battle Match Winner)

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Madrid Fans: *HUGE Pop* MILES PROWER! *clap x5* MILES PROWER! *clap x5*

SLAP ME THE HELL SILLY! Not only is this guy any good, but he's probably one of the best wrestlers in FTCW history! Winning the 2013 Grand Battle Match in Pasadena, California as the #7 Entry, Miles "Tails" Prower once again flies into the match that "made" his E-Fed career! #15 Entry in the 2016 Grand Battle Match and finished in 9th, now Tails will hope that #11 will suit him better! The 2-tailed FTCW Hall of Famer knows exactly what to do to win here... and that's to survive! Could we revisit 2013 here? Look at how pissed off the 2-tailed Badass here! HE'S RUNNING! Nobody's preparing for him!

Springboard Dropkick by Tails takes Midnight Lightning down! OH WOW! Running Corkscrew Forearm Strike onto Geno! TAIL SWIPE! 2 fox tails into Ryan Knight's face! Fox McCloud is finally getting back up! Tails Belly to Belly Suplexes him down! Percy's got a Wristlock on Tails! No? Wait! Spinning counter! Reverse Arm Drag! SUPER KICK! This is getting Las Ventas fans buzzing! Oh no... There's Big Krystal! She charges! Tails spins around her! He's showing no fear! OH MY GOSH! That strength! Belly to Back Suplex on 425 pounds of female mass! Natural strength by Tails! Big Krystal is right back up? Did she even sell that? TAIL SWIPE FLURRY! Like Tails gives a crap if she did! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5 Tail Swipes in a row! Keep Spain buzzing, Tails! Krystal is kneeling down! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX? WHAT THE HELL? Tails? You managed to go Kenny Omega on Big Krystal? Wow! I'm already getting 2013 Grand Battle vibes!

Wait! Sleeper Hold from behind? NintendoCapriSun? Really, dude? Is that gonna work? Quick answer from Tails is... NOPE! TAILSPIN! Tails with the F-5! Now what? Special Delivery? Fox McCloud with the Middle Turnbuckle Bulldog on Tails to stop his momentum! Fox slides back into the ring from the apron! Now we're getting punches and kicks traded between Ryan Knight and Percy the Poet! These 2 guys simply don't like each other! They're punching the crap out of each other! Fox just put on the Mil Mascaras Paro Special submission hold on Tails! We haven't seen that hold used in a while! Geno and Lightning are recovering in a corner!

Oh no... NCS... I feel so sorry for you now! Big Krystal has him by the throat! Punches with the huge vixen fists! 1! 2! 3! 4! She's not stopping! Gosh! 7! 8! 9! 10 punches in a row! NCS is super groggy already! CRAP! CHOKE SLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Did you see how high Krystal lifted Tim up for that? Clear over the ropes! Down to the floor and... Timothy Bishop realizes that his run here has finally ended! NCS is receiving a standing ovation from Madrid! *stands up and applauds NCS* I gotta give Tim credit for even having the balls to do this! He'll have 1 more elimination than what other LP guys will ever have, probably!

Big Krystal eliminates NintendoCapriSun (32nd)

The Grand Battle Match continues on as we're gonna find out who is Entry #12! Can't wait to see who's next!

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12) "The Infamous One" Anthony Adams

Anthony Adams: *appears on stage having a black towel over his head like Taz* *fierce look of rage in his eyes*

Madrid Fans: INFAMOUS! INFAMOUS! INFAMOUS! INFAMOUS!

Now here we go! Despite the fact that he is another Luxury Club member, no one can ignore just intense and competitive this son of a gun is! He's mean with a nasty streak and he WILL tear you apart! If only he wasn't with the LXC, fans would get behind him more! Such a dominant wrecking ball of doom this guy is! Anthony Adams is "The Infamous One", and he's making his way to the ring! He's here! He's entering the ring and... he dishes out punches to both Geno Yoshinuka and Midnight Lightning! Half Nelson Suplex on Geno! WHOA! German Suplex on Lightning! Svang is a big guy, folks! Around 265 pounds is the Swede! Fox now has a Grounded Sleeper Hold on Tails! Trying to go Minrou Suzuki on the young fox! Hold on! Anthony's now helping Ryan Knight take down Percy the Poet! MY GOSH! DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! Anthony and Ryan whiplashed the utter crap out of Percy there!

Big Krystal's busying herself with Geno and Lightning at the same time... just Scoop Slamming them over and over again! Tails is trying to break free from Fox's tightened Sleeper! Back up on his feet! Elbows to the gut! Belly to Back Suplex counter! Ooh! Springboard High Knee by Ryan into Tails' face! FREAKING CRAP! That was an awesome Ryback style Clothesline by Anthony! Taking down Tails! Crap! Double Clothesline by Big Krystal onto both Geno and Lightning! This is starting to get nuts, folks! We got a mess of competitors just jockeying for position in that ring! Entry #13 is apparently ready to stir up some more crap too! Who will it be?

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13) Catch 22
(2016 Grand Battle Match Winner)


Madrid Fans: *HUGE Mixed Reaction* FREE REUBEN DELI! CATCH 22! FREE REUBEN DELI! CATCH 22!

AW HELL! REALLY? Not long after you get the 2013 Grand Battle Match Winner in here, you just throw the 2016 Grand Battle Match Winner in too? Now we've known this already, but Scott Cross has always been one to walk alone! He's always been on his own side! Love him or hate him, The New Jersey High Roller always bets on himself! Catch 22 is here to repeat his performance from last year, and he's got a better number than last year! Hmm... #22 in 2013, #4 in 2016... and in between with #13 in 2017? Makes sense!

Here comes another FTCW Hall of Famer! One of the best in the world! Oh gosh... Scott Cross... I just noticed he's brought a freaking sledgehammer with him! He's smugly going to the ring with that hammer! The Luxury Club haven't forgotten how much of a pain in the arse Catch 22 has been to them! Yeah... Here we freaking go! 22's on the apron!

BAM! BAM!

Sledgehammer shots to Anthony Adams and Ryan Knight! Man, Ryan's getting his butt whooped here! I'm enjoying it, though! HA! 22 enters the ring! Sledgehammer shot to Fox's gut! Sledgehammer shot to Fox's back! Fox is down! Now 22's going after the Giant Vixen Empress!

BAM! BAM! BAM!

MY GOOD GOSH! 3 sledgehammer shots straight into Krystal's gut take her down! Making like a true badass in a New Jersey-based movie is Scotty Gamble! He's got Midnight Lightning back up! Fisherman Suplex! Now here;'s the Technical Wrestling Assassin! Geno's back up! Snap Suplex by 22! Tails pulls himself back up with the ropes! Triple H style Facebuster against the knee by 22! Miles is stumbling! Swinging Fisherman Neckbreaker! Anthony Adams is getting back up! Catch 22 shoves Anthony into a corner! Shoulder Thrusts to the gut in the corner! Trying to lift him up over the top rope! Anthony's being stubborn! Ryan clubs 22's back to stop his elimination attempt!

OH GOSH! CYCLONE PUNCH! 22 Tornado Punches Ryan down! OH MY! Half Nelson Backbreaker by Anthony on 22! Ouch! The Grand Battle Match Winner in Baltimore, Maryland last year has his work cut out for him! Well, we gotta give Entry #14 some time to shine, do we? Who shall it be?

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*Las Ventas' arena lights go pitch black*

*feint violin music plays over the PA system*



14) "The Charismatic Comet" Dae-Woo Seo


Madrid Fans: LET'S GO SEO! LET'S GO COMET! LET'S GO SEO!

Dae-Woo Seo: *boldly marches out on stage* *various South Korean Martial Arts moves*

*pumps up the crowd with his raised arms*

*dances like Shinsuke Nakamura down the ramp* *waving a South Korean flag*

*hands off the flag to a staff member* *psyche-slaps himself to get ready*

Do I need to introduce this guy by talking? I wouldn't think so with the way this arena just freaking exploded into cheers! The Charismatic Comet would be here in this match! We knew that! The electricity this guy generates with his entrance alone is just... something else! Dae-Woo Seo may be small, but he's one of the fastest guys we got on the roster! We should see him go to work He jumps onto the apron! Is anyone even paying attention to him? JUST FREAKING BEAUTIFUL! Springboard Shooting Star DDT spikes Anthony's head down! ABISEGERI! That Rolling Kick stuns Ryan! Wait! Catch 22 is trying to German Suplex Seo! Elbows to 22's face! ASAI SLINGBLADE? What an amazing twist after that Asai jump! Wait again! Geno Yoshinuka's trying to slam Seo's arm down to the mat! NO! ROLL! Drop Toe Hold! Basement Dropkick to Geno's face! Big Krystal now grabs Seo! And... no, she hasn't got him! Low Dropkick to her left knee! Enzuguri to the back of her big head!

Wait! No way! AH! KINSASHAAAAA!!! Nakamura's WWE finisher! Knee right to the giant vixen's head! Look at Seo! So happy to be right here in FTCW!

Dae-Woo Seo: *Nakamura Bottom Rope Pose*

Madrid Fans: SEEEOOOOOOO!!!

OH WHAT THE HELL? LOW STAR FOX KICK? The angle Fox McCloud used to kick the side of Dae-Woo Seo's head! Way to be a buzzkill, Fox! Look at this crap! Miles Prower and Catch 22 are trading chops to the chest! Exchanging those chops like no tomorrow! Madrid is chanting Woo along with this! OH! Reverse Neckbreaker by Fox on The Charismatic Comet! Now Fox is trying to slow down Seo with a Sleeper Hold! You're no fun, Fox! Seriously! And still Tails and 22 trade chops to the chest! Goodness... Tails has had to endure a lot in this show, hasn't he?

Ryan Knight is resting against the ropes! Better regain your breath while you still can, Nightmare Maker! Here comes Entry #15!

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15) "The Wrestlemanic" Bryce Kanyon

Madrid Fans: BRYCE KANYON! BRYCE KANYON! BRYCE KANYON! BRYCE KANYON!

Ryan Knight: *instantly gets pissed off* *looks back at the stage*

Ooooohh nooooo... Are you fans at home thinking what I'm thinking? Imagining that visual right now? *starts laughing* Ryan Knight, I'm making your life a living Hell, and I know you're worn out enough to go through this! Have fun, Mr. Knight!

Ryan: *rolls under the bottom rope to exit the ring* *gives Bryce the "Just Bring It!" pose*

Fans, I think we're about to get a big showdown here! These 2 in particular...

Bryce Kanyon: *on stage, calmly takes off his jacket and puts it down* *marches down the ramp like a boss*

HELL YEAH! THERE THEY GO! Outside the ring! The Wrestlemanic! The Nightmare Maker! No more running away! No more hiding! Madrid marks the crap out! Punches traded between Bryce Kanyon and Ryan Knight! Discredit him all you want, but my chosen Pre-Show Host is worth every penny! Bar room brawl of sorts! Bryce hits an Inverted Atomic Drop! Spin Kick to the gut! OH GOSH! APRON X-PLEX! Ryan went for a painful ride there! Oh crap! LXC help for Ryan, because of course! Fox and Anthony... SPEEEAAAAR!!! Anthony with the Roman Reigns style Spear... and he drove Bryce Kanyon into a set of steel steps! My gosh! Fox yanks Bryce back up! Knee Lift! Booker T Scissors Kick drops Bryce back down to the floor! Now look! 3-on-1 Luxury Club mugging! They're taking Bryce's wallet!

Ryan, Fox and Anthony: *Luxury Club finger points at Bryce* #... BEAT UP BRYCE KANYON!

Flurry of Triple Team stomps all over Bryce! The 3 Luxury Snobs pick up Bryce and toss him inside the ring! Bryce is officially in this Grand Battle Match! Now what's going on? We got a 4-on-1 situation! Dae-Woo, Percy, Geno and Lightning are all trying to lift the female giant over the top rope! Big Krystal is being as stubborn she can be! She's not budging! She's clubbing down all 4 guys! Wait! The 4 guys are going right back to lifting her! Punches and kicks in a corner! Geno has a Armbar on, but for how long? The other 3 guys are kicking that wrenched right arm! They're doing everything they can to weaken the possibly invincible giant vixen! And of course, that 3-on-1 against Bryce Kanyon is still going! Ryan Knight is slapping Bryce silly on the mat while Anthony and Fox stomp on him!

Ryan: You're not better than me, Bryce! Understand? *Elbow Drop on Bryce's chest*

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Are you seriously kidding me right now? Of all the people to show up... He had to be one of them? Did Mr. Monopoly put the rest of FTCW Management up to this?

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! *they throw crap at Jacques Le Mime*

Making his unwelcoming return to FTCW is this guy! Jacques Le Mime! A guy who couldn't prevent Tails from beating his arse at Risk & Reward 2017! This guy is flying the Quebec province flag as if he's a conquering hero! You are a STUPID IDIOT! [/Chris Jericho] This is a joke! Tell me this is a joke! Wait a minute... Catch 22 and Tails were trading Vertical Suplexes... but they stopped to stare at Jacques Le Mime? Uh-oh... Everyone in the ring just stopped beating up each other just to give Le Mime some pissed off looks?

Everyone in the ring: *they all look pissed off*

Jacques Le Mime: O_O *performs mime acts on the ramp* *pretends to paint a picture*

What the Hell are you doing, Jacques? Your ass is gonna get kicked, and I think you know it! Just get in the ring! Great! He does! Now he does... Rene Dupree's French Tickler dance? Oh no... Waste of space! What the Hell? Oh! HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is priceless! Everyone's beating up Jacques Le Mime! Literally everyone! #BeatUpTheMime! 11-on-1 obliteration of the silent clown! Oh! Death Nail Curb Stomp by Ryan Knight! And... Star Fox Kick! Sweet Chin Music right to Jacque's face! And... here's the big guy! LIVING IN INFAMY! Batista style Powerbomb by Anthony Adams! Catch 22 has him back up! BLACKJACK +1! That's the Pole Shift Piledriver!

Tails is no stranger to Jacques! Kick to the gut! ANOTHER TAILSPIN! Another F-5 to the silent clown! Bryce Kanyon has his chance! What'll he do to Jacques? Kick to the gut! Spam-Blocker! Vertical Suplex Kneeling Shoulderbreaker? Geno's got Jacques up! SHOUTEN KAI! Slamming him down! Madrid's laughing all the way with this! Midnight Lightning... hits the Catatonic! Hello From Sweden! Percy's up on the top rope! DOUBLE FLIP MOONSAULT! Poetic Impact! And Dae-Woo Seo is right there to follow on the top rope! SUPERSTAR PRESS! Double Flip Shooting Star Press!

Jacques is cringing in non-stop pain now... and guess who just picked him back up! Big Krystal! Oh, this looks bad! LAST RIDE POWERBOMB! Over the top rope! Jacques Le Mime's spine hit the apron edge on the way out and he flipped onto his face on the outside floor! One of the best eliminations in Grand Battle Match history! I'll say it right now! Okay... Someone get that piece of trash mime out of my E-Fed already! UGH!

Big Krystal eliminates Jacques Le Mime (31st Place)

Madrid Fans: HAHAHAHAHA!!! OLE! OLE! OLE! *they throw a bunch of tortillas up in the air*

Jacques: X_X *gets carried out by the FTCW Medical Team*

Why did Moneybags squeeze this guy in? I surely didn't approve of his listing! Can we move on to someone better at Entry #17? Thank you!

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17) "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker

Madrid Fans: WOOOOOOO!!! MARCUS! MARCUS! MARCUS! MARCUS!

Why, thank you very much! This is freaking lightyears better of an entrant! Ever so often we get a guy who's been labeled a "darkhorse pick" to go far in any competition, and I think "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker fits that role to a T! A guy you can root for, and a wrestler who's got the skills to back up whatever he says! This guy's progression in FTCW has impressed me this past year or so! How will the man from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina do? He's going to the ring now, looking serious! Mark's in the ring! Running Knee Lift to Fox's gut! Throws Fox into Anthony? OH GOSH! BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! That Springboard Roundhouse Kick forces Anthony to DDT down Fox on accident! Big Krystal charges yet again! Slide step by Mark! PELE KICK! The giant vixen stumbles! RUNNING DDT! Kip Up! Who's Baker going after next? Percy the Poet? Flying Head Scissors Takedown!

Dae-Woo Seo is charging fast! Whoa! Bottom Rope Springboard Leap Frog by Mark! Roll! Spins around Seo? Myrtle Beach Gosh! Half Nelson Famouser? The people here at Las Ventas have been on their feet ever since Mark Baker entered the match! Geno and Lightning are trying to Double Team Mark with punches and kicks! Another roll! Mark showing off some slippery elusiveness! Flying Head Scissors on Geno... AND A SWITCH? Bravo to you, Mark! Jump and a Head Scissors Takedown on Midnight Lightning instead! Geno charges again! Drop Toe Hold by Mark! Stomp to the back of the head! Grabs the legs! SWEET MERCY! Boston Crab Backbreaker! Crackin' yo back like a dang savage!

My gosh! Catch 22 and Miles Prower, the 2 previous Grand Battle Match Winners, are still beating the crap out of each other in a corner! Don't ignore Mark Baker though, guys! OH! TURNBUCKLE KOTARO KRUSHER! 22's face eats the bottom turnbuckle! Tails immediately tries to German Suplex Mark! No dice! Elbows to the fox's face! Ooh! Wristlocked Vertical Suplex? Hanging on? Springboard Single Leg Dropkick to the face? Where the Hell did that come from, Marcus? Oh no! Ryan Knight from behind! Ryan Tiger Suplexes Mark down to stop his amazing momentum! Now look! Grounded Dragon Sleeper locked on by The Nightmare Maker! First part of trouble for Mark! Now everybody else is back to fighting! Geno and Lightning are Double Team stomping on Catch 22! Fox McCloud and Anthony Adams are Double Team punching Tails! Percy and Dae-Woo are frustrating the Hell outta Big Krystal! Just making her chase them around and around in circles!

What the Hell happened to that countdown clock? Let me guess... It's broken again? *sighs* Someone fix it during this commercial break! We'll be right back, wrestling fans! Trust me! With 4 mystery entrants still yet to reveal themselves, and no, Jacques Le Mime was NOT one of them, this bullcrap's just heating up!

End of Part 7...
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FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen
FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker
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2017 Grand Battle Match Part 2

Prototype400: The countdown clock is fixed and we are back with the 2017 Grand Battle Match! Only 5 guys have been eliminated so far, and only 17 entrants have been made known! We got 12 hungry wrestlers battling in the ring now! Anthony Adams is having a Scoop Slam Duel with Midnight Lightning! Ryan Knight and Percy the Poet are punching the crap out of each other again! Trying to toss each other over the top rope! Tails, Catch 22 and "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker are all going low on Big Krystal, Chop Blocking her legs!

Dae-Woo Seo and Geno Yoshinuka are working over Fox McCloud in a corner! ARM STUNNER! Geno hits that on Fox! WHOA! Double Springboard Knee Strike by Seo! Jumping off the bottom and middle ropes! There they go trying to toss Fox over the top rope! Wait a minute! NO! Tails and Catch 22 accidentally Double Irish Whip Big Krystal into Geno and Dae-Woo! Big Krystal took them both down with a Double Shoulder Block! OH! Double Team Back Suplex by Miles Prower and Scott Cross on the giant vixen! OH! Tazzplex by Mark Baker on Seo! Mark... Dropkicks Geno down! Mark Dropkicks Ryan down! Mark Dropkicks Percy down! Can you feel that energy Mark Baker's generating in that ring?

I'm getting word that it's time to bring out more entrants! Starting with Entrant #18! Who shall it be?

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18) Robin Hood

Madrid Fans: YEAAA... Awww... ROBIN! ROBIN! ROBIN! ROBIN!

Heh! I know what Madrid was thinking for a moment there! They were hoping for their home countryman hero! Just because it looked like Russell Crowe... but alas, it's just Robin Hood, a Treasure Hunter who is one-third of the FTCW Trios Champions! Robin's such a merry man, but can he get it done in the wrestling ring by himself? Will he pack a punch in this Grand Battle Match? He enters the ring! Robin's attacking Anthony Adams! Numerous punches to the big guy! Polish Hammer Strikes to Anthony's chest! Kick to the gut! Falcon Arrow! Good strength!

Fox is going after Hood now! Hood blocks a punch! Jawbreaker! Wrist Clutch Falcon Arrow! For Nottingham! Keep it going, Robin! Ryan Knight now wants a piece of Trying to lock on an Armbar! No! Arm Wrench counter by Robin! Back Body Drop! FACE CUT! OH CRAP! Diving Polish Hammer Strike square onto Catch 22's head! All over the place is Robin Hood! Now he's punching and kicking Midnight Lightning! STO! Roll? 2nd STO? Roll? 3 STOs in a row? Now what's he doing? Robin's... trying to lift Big Krystal over the top rope? Uh... What the freaking Hell, Robin? Do you know how difficult a task that is? 425 pounds of a monster?

OH GOSH! Lou Thesz Press and punches to the face! Bryce Kanyon reminding Ryan Knight that he's in the match! Look at Bryce go to town on Ryan! Don't hold back, Bryce! Kick his ass! Now Bryce is just stomping away on Ryan! Bryce is having fun with this now! Ryan doesn't have any LXC help at the moment! Rolling Elbow Drop with style! Good one, Bryce! And... Robin Hood is still trying to lift Big Krystal? My goodness! Krystal's getting bored with this! CRAP! She Clotheslines Robin down hard! OH MY GOSH! Off the freaking top rope! AVALANCHE SHOUTEN? Geno Yoshinuka just dropped the crap outta Dae-Woo Seo down to the mat! That was breath-taking to watch! Quickly! Get to #19 before anything more bizarre happens!

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19) Phoenix Wright

Madrid Fans: ACE ATTORNEY! *clap x5* ACE ATTORNEY! *clap x5*

And here comes a guy I have a ton of respect for, at least in the courtroom! This guy helped get me back 50% of FTCW! Full Throttle Turnabout was Phoenix Wright's biggest win as an FTCW Superstar... but that wasn't a match! Here he's gotta prove that he can actually win a match! Bringing a briefcase with him to the ring, Phoenix Wright, the Ace Attorney, is looking to start turning heads while kicking ass! He's got a hurried walk to the ring! Carrying that briefcase like he's gonna compete in court again! He's in the ring and sets his targets!

BAM! BAM! BAM!

GOSH! Just bopping the crap out of Big Krystal with that briefcase! You can go to jail for abusing steroids... Robin Hood and Phoenix Wright are trying to dump the huge blue vixen over the top rope! Big Krystal is still being a stubborn b-witch! Wait! BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Another Springboard Roundhouse Kick by Mark Baker onto Phoenix's head! Wait! Tiger Leg Sweep? A Tiger Suplex hold switched into a Russian Leg Sweep variant? Robin took that move! Creativity from Myrtle Beach! Mark's got Phoenix back up! DROPSAULT! Standing Moonsault right after! Tails and Catch 22 return to Suplex city! Back and forth they go! Vertical and Fisherman Suplexes on each other! Ryan has half of Percy's body over the top rope! So pissed off is Ryan as he's clubbing Percy's chest! Wait! ABISEGERI! Rolling Kick by a recovered Dae-Woo Seo onto Ryan's back! Flying Head Scissors Takedown by Percy on Anthony! And... Bryce Kanyon slaps Ryan down! That was funny! *laughs* So much chaos!

Boom! Gutwrench Suplex by Phoenix on Robin? Weren't those 2 just teaming up together a moment ago? So quick can teammates become opponents in this match! Phoenix is running to a corner! OH GOSH! Middle Rope Phoenix Splash! The revolutions on that one! Phoenix yanks Robin back up! Gutwrench Toss! 2nd Gutwrench Toss! Trio of Gutwrench Tosses! Modified Crossface applied! Phoenix trying to claim some territory here!

OH CRAP! LAWN DART? Oh my word, is that a dangerous wrestling move! Bryce Kanyon just freaking launched Ryan head first into a middle turnbuckle! Look up the Lawn Dart on YouTube! Gives me the goosebumps when I see that move! You see, Ryan? Bryce can kick some ass in the ring! Bryce is pumping up Madrid! Wrestlemaniac's all business here! Geno Yoshinuka's working over Anthony Adams' left arm! Keylock? Punches to the back also? Geno's trying to wear the big guy down! Anthony tosses Geno down to get out of the Keylock!

Time for Entrant #20? Well crap! Fire up that clock!

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*the Las Ventas arena goes pitch black*


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Madrid Fans: OOOOOOOHHH!!! YEEAAAAAHHH!!! BANDICOOOOOT!!

HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK! Successful return of EPIC proportions! He's back from that devastating torn MCL injury on Turbo Episode 48! He wouldn't miss this Grand Battle Match for nothing! There he is! Isn't Crash Bandicoot freaking pumped up for being back here? The Sony Playstation 1 icon is determined to re-establish just who the Hell he is here in FTCW!

Crash Bandicoot: *wearing a knee brace on his right knee* *filled with butterflies in his stomach* *eats an apple*

Now he may not be completely healed from his injury, since he's got a knee brace on, but he's apparently healthy enough to compete in this match! Crash Bandicoot is getting in the ring now! So much adrenaline is pumping through Crash! BOOM! Scoop Powerslam on Catch 22! And... STO on Tails! Crash is punching and kicking the crap out of Ryan Knight! So many people want to beat Ryan's ass apparently! SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER! Kip Up! Dropkick takes down Mark Baker! Another Kip Up! That right knee's well enough! Dae-Woo Seo catches Crash off guard! Asai Slingblade? No! Crash stops Seo in mid stride! Knee to the gut! FRANCHISER! Shane "The Franchise" Douglas would love that!

Robin Hood and Phoenix Wright are trading Vertical Suplexes! They're 0% focusing on what's going on around them! Robin punches Phoenix down! Wait! GOOD GOSH! TRIO ISLANDS LARIAT! Boy, did we miss seeing Crash bust out that Clothesline From Hell? Tearing a new hole in Robin! Phoenix is back up! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Double dose of the Trio Islands Lariat! The Bandicoot is freaking unloading! Look! There's Big Krystal to pick up some scraps! She yanks Robin back up! CHOKE SLAM! She yanks Phoenix back up! 2-HANDED CHOKE BOMB! The Giant Vixen Empress just mowed down both the Noble Thief and the Ace Attorney!

What's this? Ryan just Suplexed Bryce down! BUT LOOK! Bryce is back up, and he's "Bryce-ing" up? Hulking up? Flurry of punches to Ryan! LOW BLOW Ooooohh... Downstairs isn't good for ya, Ryan! Bryce is going up to the top rope! Calling his shot! YES! KANYON KRUSHER ON RYAN! The Wrestlemaniac finally hits his finisher on The Nightmare Maker! Moonsault into a Muscle Buster! Now Bryce is still gonna beat up Ryan! Submission hold! WALLS OF TEXT! The Bryce Kanyon variant of the Walls of Jericho! You can hear Madrid marking out to this! Wait a minute... Big Krystal from behind! CRAP! Choke Slam grip on the back of Bryce's neck! No! Don't! CRAP NO! REVERSE CHOKE SLAM! Krystal just sent Bryce clear over the top rope from that! That giant freak just saved Ryan Knight from more punishment! Dang it to Hell!

Big Krystal eliminates "The Wrestlemaniac" Bryce Kanyon (30th Place)

Bryce did a bad faceplant on the outside floor! Ouch! With that, Big Krystal now has 3 eliminations! She's a really big problem now, guys! Confront this giant monster! Oh no! Robin Hood and Phoenix Wright are trying to Double Suplex Krystal... but they're still too groggy! Big Krystal... effortlessly hits a Double Suplex of her own on them! This is the problem we face in The Towers of Girl Power! Krystal has Robin back up! GOOD CRAP! Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex over the top rope! Did you see how high Robin flew? Just like that, the hero from Nottingham bows out... not so gracefully!

Big Krystal eliminates Robin Hood (29th Place)

That's 4 eliminations for Krystal! This scary she-monster is going right to Phoenix and she's punching the sheetzah outta him! That disgusting villainous smirk on her face! BIEL THROW OVER THE TOP ROPE! That looked ugly! Phoenix Wright hit the apron edge face first, and crashed back first on the outside floor! Ouch! 5 eliminations for the Giant Vixen Empress! Seriously! Someone stop her NOW!

Big Krystal eliminates Phoenix Wright (28th Place)

Oh yeah! Gloat about this, you overgrown vixen beast! You embarrass the Women's Division with this crap! WAIT! FREAKING GOOOOOSH!! THE RING SHOOK! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Thank you so dang much, Crash Bandicoot! Crash Bandicoot just bounced off the ropes 3 times to gain momentum, and then his insane speed bulldozed Big Krystal! EPIC! Madrid marked out again! Wait! Oh my! Catch 22 just Dropkicked Tails down! 22 picks up Midnight Lightning and... FISHERMAN BOMB! Impressive lift of the big 6"7" Swede! Percy the Poet is giving Fox McCloud some Shoulder Thrusts to the gut in a corner! Playfully slapping Fox around? Geno and Mark are trading Armbars! Trying to pin each other down on the mat! Stalemate between those 2!

Now who's gonna come out as Entrant #21? Who wants to enter this madness?

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21) "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali

Madrid Fans: LIONHEART! LIONHEART! LIONHEART! LIONHEART!

Well... when you want someone dominant in this match, you can always ask this guy to participate! Now like Mark Baker, I'd think that this guy is also a "darkhorse pick" to go far in any competition! We have a true contender here in "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali, who's been quiet recently, but in Season 4 he has had some good moments! At least this guy's strength is natural, so there you go! Leib feels good about himself as he he enters the ring!

Corkscrew Rolling Elbow Strike takes down Percy the Poet! Running 12-to-6 Pointed Elbow takes down Midnight Lightning! Hold on! Geno just hit a Pepsi Twist on Mark, but he's unaware of where Leib is! POOOOOUNCE!! Lionheart just blew Geno Yoshinuka the crap up with that charging Shoulder Block! Did you see Geno take a NASTY head bump off the mat from that? My goodness! Meanwhile Anthony Adams just hit a Toture Rack Slam on Mark Baker! Stomps by Anthony! He's got Mark back up! Some punches! Wait! Punch blocked by Mark! Double Knee Strike to the gut! Running Bulldog! Now some stomps by Mark on Anthony! Got him back up! KOTARO KRUSHER! Now Mark's going right after Crash Bandicoot! 2-Hand Chops to the chest just like Kofi Kingston! Rapidly going! Crash is shoved into a corner! Leg Sweep! Slingshot Basement Dropkick!

OH! Powerbomb Lift Samoan Driver by Lionheart on Dae-Woo Seo! Ooh! Pendulum Kick with the ropes by Mark onto Anthony! Single Leg Dropkick takes The Infamous One down! Shoulder Gutbuster by Lionheart on Tails! Blatant choke! Can this crap get anymore chaotic? OH NO! Dae-Woo Seo tried to get back up... but there again, Lionheart blew him up with that Monty Brown style POUNCE! The Judean Juggernaut is making his presence felt! Ooh! Catch 22 has Midnight Lightning back up! GO FLASHER! Hitting that Go Shiozaki move! Again the impressive strength of Scott Cross!

Now let's get to the 22nd entrant! Who will be the next one to enter this chaotic warzone?

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22) "Cross Country King" Bobby Mitchell

Titantron: They Don't Want None!


Madrid Fans: WOOOOOOO!!! BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY!

And isn't this fitting? That he'd come in at this point? The Cross Country King is about to touch down on Spanish soil! Now this guy definitely has a case for want to get back in the Main Event picture in FTCW! Turbo Episode 50, Bobby Mitchell got royally screwed over by the Luxury Club, and that was completely ridiculous! There doesn't appear to be any nerves on Bobby's end, though, because he's high five-ing the Madrid fans as he comes down here! Bobby's soaking in this moment like a sponge! Enjoy the moment, Bobby! But please... do this for your sister Mary, bro-in-law Brady Salis and your best buddy Allan Basham!

The feel-good story of Season 4 enters the ring! Can the Cross Country King bring the heat? Here he goes! Spins around Fox McCloud! Russian Leg Sweep! He clocks Catch 22 down with a forearm! Good gosh! Discus Elbow right in Percy's face! Everyone for themselves! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Direct contact with Crash Bandicoot's skull! REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Mark Baker from the other side takes Crash down! Lionheart's charging! Mark with a Pop Up? Inverted Atomic Drop by Bobby? Double Team Flapjack by Mark and Bobby on Leib!

What in the freaking Hell? 4 guys just set up Big Krystal on the top turnbuckle! Midnight Lightning, Geno Yoshinuka, Ryan Knight and Anthony Adams are all trying to eliminate the Giant Vixen Empress! They're tired of Krystal's crap! Wait a minute! Bobby has something to say about this? OH! CROSS COUNTRY KICK! Bobby Mitchell ran in to kick Big Krystal's ugly face! You can hear Madrid laughing! Wait! No! Guys! This is too risky! Please!

Nonononono!!! OH MY FREAKING GOOOOOOOSH!!!

Madrid Fans: FTCW! FTCW! FTCW! FTCW! FTCW!

WHAT THE HELL? Avalanche Double Teams? Top Rope Double Team Suplex, and a Double Team Leg Hook? Lightning, Geno, Ryan and Anthony, normally enemies, unite to finally take Big Krystal down to the mat off the top rope! The ring shook once more from that force! That giant stays down! And now look! Dragon Screw Hammerlock Whip by Geno on Anthony? What a twist of the arm! That hurt! OH CRAP! Snap Powerbomb Cutter by Lightning on Ryan! Boom! Hammerlock Suplex by Tails on Lionheart! And now Anthony's getting stomped down by Bobby Mitchell! Anyone in the Luxury Club is fair game to Bobby! He's got Anthony back up! CRAP! That backfired on Bobby! Anthony took him down with a Modified Exploder! Violent whipping motion!

Now here comes Entrant #23! Is it time to shake things up in this Grand Battle Match? Who's waiting to show up here?

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Madrid Fans: *they lose their crap* OOOOOOOHHH! YES! YES! YES! YES! [/Daniel Bryan]

SCAW! SCAW! SCAW! SCAW! SCAW!

BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!

NO WAY! Don't tell me he's... here? Is he? That music... OH MY PRIMETIME GOOOOOOOSH!!!

It's... It's... It's... BAAAAAATMAAAAAN!!! MARK THE CRAP OUT!

Batman: *drives his Batmobile onto the stage* *pops out of the Batmobile* *EPIC Dark Knight pose out of smoke*

Can you actually believe that someone of THIS high caliber from the famous CAW league SCAW would give us his services? Has the game completely changed here? Another member of SCAW/No DQ CAW is here! Batman, The Dark Knight, is one of the 4 mystery entrants we were hyping up! Now he doesn't have an official FTCW contract, but to even have him here for this match is amazing! Batman's slowly making his way to the ring, sporting that Christian Bale look like a boss! Batman making an EPIC cameo appearance! And... Batman's in the ring now!

Batman Clotheslines Anthony Adams down! He punches Ryan Knight down! Scoop Slam to Fox McCloud! Diving Clothesline takes down Catch 22! That black cape went flying! Cleaning house is The Dark Knight! Now he's in a punching duel against the Swedish Brute, Midnight Lightning! Driving each other back! Wait! Knee to the gut by Batman! MY GOSH! Clinch Grapple... into a Sitout Piledriver? BAT DRIVER? That took some serious skills to switch that! Oh no! Percy and Dae-Woo are ganging up on Batman! Punching and kicking are the two speedsters! Dropdown Neckbreaker on the knee by Percy! WHOA! Shooting Star Press off Percy's knee by Dae-Woo? What the Hell?

Now Catch 22 and Geno Yoshinuka are going at it! 22's trying to Fisherman Suplex Geno... but it's not happening! COUNTER! Geno drops 22 down to the mat with a Fujiwara Armbar! No? Wait! AUSTRALIAN TRAP! London Dungeon made famous by Nigel McGuiness! Oh Hell yeah! Look! Lionheart and Crash Bandicoot are trying to eliminate Ryan Knight! Trying to dump him over the top rope! Can Ryan hang on? I hope not! If anyone deserves to be eliminated, it's the de-facto Luxury Club leader! Crap! Foiled again! Lionheart and Crash are stopped by Fox and Anthony! Just when I thought we had Ryan! Ooh! Did you see Batman just drop Catch 22 down with a mean-looking Powerbomb? Side Headlock on the mat by Batman! Atlantic City, meet Gotham City again!

Time for Entrant #24! Who is it? Someone we can root for? I hope we start getting better names like Batman soon!

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24) Nick Fairburn

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT PERFECT! YOU SUCK!

Oh, that's just great! Ryan Knight gets more help! The Luxury Club catches a break! "The Perfect One"... Really? Nick Fairburn thinks that highly of himself? We go from Batman, to this guy? Nick's wasting no time to run down the ramp! He runs into the ring... and he Dropkicks Lionheart's back! Drop Toe Hold on Crash Bandicoot! OH! Nick jumped off Crash's back and then Dropkicked Lionheart down! And... 100%! Nick hits the Sitout Sleeper Slam onto Miles Prower! Nick's got momentum, and that's unfortunate! He kicks Dae-Woo in the gut! PICTURE PERFECT! Jumping Complete Shot! Okay, that was impressive! Nick's got Lightning back up! Swinging Neckbreaker! And.. an egotistical taunt at the crowd? Well done, Nick! *rolls his eyes*

Now look! Punching duel between Fairburn and Mark Baker! CRAP! 2-Hand Palm Thrust? Street Fighter-ish much, Mark? Uppercut punch! Hurricanrana... swung into a DDT! Nice! That doesn't make Nick's rally perfect anymore! Wait! OH GOSH! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Tails caught Mark napping there! Geno now has a Short Arm Scissors locked on Catch 22! Those arm submissions are really helping Geno's cause, fans!

Wait a minute! Lionheart, the big Israeli, looks SUPER pissed off! He's got Nick Fairburn back up and... this won't be good! Powerbomb! 2 Powerbombs! 3 POWERBOMBS IN A ROW? When you're pissed, you're pissed! Now Lionheart's just giving Nick the verbal business! *laughs* Tails is trying to put on a Leglock, and he's got it on Mark Baker! Submissions help, guys! Now let's move onto Entrant #25! Who is it? Someone better than Fairburn, I hope?

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25) Carma-Large-a

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! STEROIDS SUCK! STEROIDS SUCK! STEROIDS SUCK!

Great! Just freaking great! We're getting another buzzkill here! We already have one giant vixen freak in the ring, so why do we need the other to come out now? Super Steroid-enhanced and not listening to Sly Cooper anymore, Carma-Large-a thinks she's on top of the world now! Seriously, she and Big Krystal make up one bad science-fiction movie that has a sad ending! This giant orange vixen is making her way to the ring, and just like Krystal, I'm sure Carma wants to destroy everybody! Come on, guys! Stop these ladies!

Big Krystal just got back up? No! Dang it! She's choking the crap out of Percy the Poet! But... Percy's just laughing his ass off like a crazy person? Showing no fear at least! OH NO! 2-for-1! Krystal's now choking out Dae-Woo Seo with her other huge hand! Carma-Large-a just entered the ring! She's punching down everyone who gets in her way! Midnight Lightning! Crash Bandicoot! Bobby Mitchell! Mark Baker got out of Tails' Leglock... and he gets punched down by that giant orange vixen Carma! Double Clothesline onto Nick and Ryan! Carma's got Nick back up by the throat, and this looks really bad for the guy who thinks he's perfect!

OH GOOD GOSH! TURNBUCKLE CHOKE SLAM? Fairburn's back bounced off the top turnbuckle so dang hard! Carma's got him again! Kick to the gut! Powerbomb! 2nd Powerbomb! Lets him down? CHOKE BOMB! And... DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Big Krystal finally lets go of both Percy and Dae-Woo! Wait a minute! Chop Block! Batman just took Carma-Large-a's left leg down! Another Chop Block! Punches to the giant orange vixen's gut! WHAT THE HELL? Batman just... Vertical Suplexed Carma-Large-a straight down? How did he do that? Mark Baker charges at Batman! Oh! Batman punches Mark right in the face! Kick to the gut! Oh, we've seen him do this before! BATBREAKER! Veterbreaker on Mark! Driving Mr. South Carolina's head right down! Bobby Mitchell wants a piece of Batman! OH NO! Falling DDT by Batman to stop Bobby!

Wait! TAIL SWIPE! 2 fox tails to the back of Batman's head? Tails lifts Batman up over his shoulders! Going right for the... F-5! OH GOSH! F-5 over the freaking top rope! What a badass Tailspin right there! Taking us back to 2013 there! Miles Prower emphatically shows Batman the door outta here! The Dark Knight has to say goodbye for now!

Miles "Tails" Prower eliminates Batman (27th Place)

Hold on! LOW BLOW! Catch 22 kicks Geno Yoshinuka down unda! Shoves him down! Nick charges at Catch 22! LOW BLOW! 22 kicked Nick downstairs! Boom! Hits the Atlantic City Ace Crusher! Fisherman Cutter is hit! 22 yanks Nick back up! Snap Suplex... Aha! Over the top rope! An anything but perfect ending for Nick Fairburn! Scotty Gamble tells Nick "You lose! Good day, sir!" [/Willy Wonka]

Catch 22 eliminates Nick Fairburn (26th Place)

Look at Catch 22 smugly point back up the ramp for Nick to go back up! Love him or hate him... WHAT? CRAP NO! SPEAR SANDWICH! The Double Spear from both front and back by Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a sends 22 down in pain! You can see just how hurt Scott Cross is from that! Oh no! Bobby Mitchell's getting his ass beat in a corner by the Luxury Club! Ryan, Fox and Anthony are all taking turns Mudhole Stomping Bobby! This is not right! This sucks! They just slap Bobby silly? How disrespectful! If not for the LXC, Bobby could still be the FTCW Champion, for crying out loud! Please, can someone make this Grand Battle Match better? Give us hope! GIVE US HOPE!

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26) The Gladiator (Home Country Hero!)


Madrid Fans: *they lose 100% of their crap* YEEEAAAAAHHH!!! WOOOOOOO!!!

SPANIARD! SPANIARD! SPANIARD! SPANIARD! *many of them wave Spain flags*

MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS!

OH HELL YEAH! Do you hear that thunderous buzz? Madrid, Spain just lost its crap because they know they're about to witness something now! I can hardly hear myself talk! They're so loud! A hero's welcome! A conquering hero! This man calls Spain his home country, even though he served as a Roman General! There he is on stage!

The Gladiator: *appears on stage as a Roman General* *takes off his helmet* *salutes the Madrid fans* *beats his chest*

Maximus Decimus Meridius is looking around... He's gonna take this moment in! He sure as Hell will! This is his home! What better way to say "I've arrived!" than to win our Royal Rumble match in your home country? Wow... Maximus is carrying a Roman shield with him to the ring? Oh yeah! This dude's ready for battle! He's waited for this! He's in the ring!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Good gosh! Just whacking the crap outta everyone who gets in The Gladiator's way! Maximus clobbers 4 guys with his shield! Midnight Lightning goes down! Anthony Adams goes down! Dae-Woo gets knocked down! Lionheart falls! Wow! Wait! Bobby Mitchell kicks the shield out of The Gladiator's hands! Numerous kicks to the gut by Bobby! Teardrop Suplex! Maximus gets right back up! Bobby Clotheslines him back down! Wait! WHAT THE HELL? Maximus is... Maximizing? Just like what Bryce Kanyon did earlier? Madrid's rolling with this, though! Bat crap crazy is Spain! BADASSS BRAWL! Cross Country King and the Roman General go at it! Super fast punches!

Maximus kicks Bobby in the gut! Pedigree? Maximus Decimator? No! Back Body Drop! NO? Maximus landed on his feet? Lou Thesz Press and punches onto Anthony Adams instead? That was awesome! OH! CROSS COUNTRY KICK! Another kick to Krystal's big face! Boom! Cross Country Kick to Carma-Large-a's big face! Roundhouse Kick Flurry? Bobby Mitchell is going nuts on the 2 giant vixens! Wait! STAR FOX KICK? Fox McCloud just kicked his huge ex-girlfriend! OH! Star Fox Kick to Carma too? Zip Force Kick Combo! On both Vixenzillas! Double Team Dropkick on Carma-Large-a by Fox and Bobby? Now what?

MAXIMUS DECIMATOR! MADRID ERUPTS! Plunges Dae-Woo Seo down with that Pedigree! Boom! Spear! Maximus just blew up Crash Bandicoot with that!

Maximus: *beats his chest* AAAAAHH!! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Madrid Fans: GLADIATOR! GLADIATOR! GLADIATOR! GLADIATOR!

Mark Baker attempts to spoil the fun Maximus is having! Kicks to the gut! Mark's going fast! No! Maximus catches a foot! Punch to the face! MAXIMUS DECIMATOR! There's a 2nd one! Madrid pops again! Mark's in a slump right now! Can Baker recover from this? We got another entry coming!

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27) Ratchet

Madrid Fans: RATCHET! RATCHET! RATCHET! RATCHET!

And here comes another guy who got screwed over by Fox McCloud! This guy can relate to Soldier of Fortune! The end of Turbo 50 left a sour taste in Ratchet's mouth as he ate the boot of a Star Fox Kick! You just know that's in the Lombax's mind! He's an emerging star in FTCW who can do some damage in that ring! Can Ratchet put it all together here, though? Ratchet is pumping up the fans on stage! He's ready to destroy some foes! ratchet's running down to the ring! Up on the apron! ALREADY? Phenomenal Forearm! Ratchet hits that on Mark Baker! Numerous stomps by the Lombax! He's got Mark back up! Uranage Lift into an X-Factor! Bobby Mitchell's clubbing Ratchet's back from behind! Wait! STRAFE JUMP KICK! Got Bobby right on the nose!

Now where's Ratchet going? Springboard Spinning Heel Kick takes down Maximus! Oh no! Geno Yoshinuka has Ratchet's right arm! No? Spin! 1-Handed Facebuster by Ratchet! Tails charges at Ratchet! Drop Toe Hold! Tails leans on the middle rope! Ratchet will run! LOMBAX ORBIT KICK! Dialing up the 619! What a roll by Ratchet! OH GOSH! STAR FOX KICK? Of course... Fox had to find a way to screw Ratchet again, huh?

Fox McCloud: *battered and bruised* *flashes his LXC T-shirt in Ratchet's face*

OH! Fox gave Ratchet another kick, and this time Ratchet tumbled through the ropes, and down to the outside floor! Ratchet is NOT eliminated! Ryan Knight has a Dragon Sleeper on Percy! How is Ryan still going after everything he's been through? CRAP! Ryan violently throws Percy down against a bottom turnbuckle! Pissed off yet, Ryan? Good! I'm getting word that Entrant #28 is ready to fight! Who is it?

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28) Nathan Drake

Madrid Fans: UNCHARTED! UNCHARTED! UNCHARTED! UNCHARTED!

Well, if at first you don't succeed, try again and again! Though one Treasure Hunter didn't succeed, maybe this one will? Nathan Drake is another one-third of then FTCW Trios Champions and he's looking to hopefully bring more gold to his thieving team! Fact is, Crash Bandicoot could use some help, and Nathan Drake will reunite with Crash in that ring! Crash really needs your help, Drake! Catch 22 and Lionheart have Crash in a terrible position right now! They're trying to toss Crash over the top rope! Crash could go! Folks, he could go! Wait! Drake's on the apron! Slingshot 1-Man Hart Attack on Lionheart! Grounded punches! 22's trying to German Suplex Nate! Nope! Counter instead! Spin! Tiger Suplex! Back out to the apron goes Nate! Slingshot Rolling Elbow Drop on 22!

Now what the Hell am I seeing developing on 2 separate top turnbuckles? Oh gosh no! Oh crap no! Please don't do this! We got Towers of Doom action in 2 corners, and this is scaring the crap outta me! Meanwhile... GOLDEN TREASURE SLAM! Nathan Drake just hit that Jeff Cobb Reverse Powerslam on Lionheart, a big dude! Oh no! Those Towers of Doom are ready to fall! No! Are you freaking serious right now? No! No! Stop!

SWEET FREAKING FRACKING CRAAAAAAAP!!!

Madrid Fans: WOOOOOOO!!! CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!

INSTANT REPLAY

Tower of Doom #1

Big Krystal: *Middle Rope Choke Slam on Fox McCloud*

Fox McCloud: *Double Top Rope Suplexes on Percy the Poet and Dae-Woo Seo*

Midnight Lightning and Maximus: *Top Rope Double Flapjack on Big Krystal*

Mark Baker: *Avalanche Kotaro Krusher on Big Krystal*

Tower of Doom #2

Carma-Large-a: *Top Rope German Suplex on Anthony Adams*

Tails and Catch 22: *Middle Rope Double Team Russian Leg Sweep on Carma-Large-a*

Crash Bandicoot, Bobby Mitchell and Geno Yoshinuka: *Avalanche Triple Diving Neckbreakers on Tails, 22 and Carma*

*BOTH Towers of Doom crush Lionheart in the center of the ring*


I... I... don't know what the Hell to say anymore! That freaking ring could have collapsed because of all the size flying off those top turnbuckles! Madrid has lost their minds for a while now! This takes the Spanish cake! Not one, but TWO Towers of Doom at the same freaking time? Who comes up with this crap?

OH GOSH! Suicide Dive through the middle rope goes Ryan Knight to take Ratchet back down on the outside! Yep, this Grand Battle Match has gone straight to Hell! Bodies flying everywhere! Nathan Drake just stood there and watched the chaos unfold like "What the Hell just happened"? You and me both, Nate! Wait a minute! Now what? Geno Yoshinuka with a Kip Up?

Geno: *beats his chest* AUSSIE! OY! DESTROY THE ARM!

What the? A rejuvenated Japanese-Aussie just rekindled his hunting fire? Nate charges at Geno! Punches! Punch blocked? Rapid Chops to Nate's chest! Arm Stunner! Side Kick to the gut! TOKYO TUMBLER! That's the Asai Stunner! Geno's feeling it! The Japanese-Aussie's in a groove! PAY DIRT? Shelton Benjamin's move? Geno's still not done with Nate! Hammerlock Leg Sweep DDT! Cold-blooded was that drive! Geno has Nate back up! Arm Wrench! Slap! CRIKEY! SHOUTEN KAI! Made famous by Hirooki Goto! Geno's all fired up! Madrid's cheering him on!

YES! Geno just tossed Nate over the top rope! Down to the outside floor Nate goes! Nathan Drake came and went! The Japanese-Aussie is Entry #7, remember? You get 7, you get special in FTCW! Tails in 2013 winning, and Daryl Jasper last year with 10 eliminations at #7!

Geno Yoshinuka eliminates Nathan Drake (25th Place)

The electricity is at High Voltage levels with Madrid, Spain! We need to see Entrant #29! But what could he possibly add to this crap? What more can anyone do here?

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Madrid Fans: O_O *in complete shock*

WHOOOOOOOA!!! TITAN-SLAYER! *clap x5* TITAN-SLAYER! *clap x5*

Mikasa Ackerman: *appears on stage; looking all business* *marches down the ramp like a badass*

What in the Hell? Seriously? When you talk about surprises... it looks like FTCW Management wasn't kidding! FTCW just got one of the most badass female Anime characters of all-time to compete in the Grand Battle Match! MIKASA ACKERMAN! Let that sink in! Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on Titan! Do you know what her occupation is, guys? She's a Titan-Slayer! A soldier out on the front lines, Mikasa leaves nothing on the table! This match has its 3rd female entrant! 32 men and 3 women? Really?

Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a: *they get back up, looking SUPER pissed off*

She's here, giant freaks! Mikasa Ackerman is about to go another titan-slaying mission! She's bringing with her... A BARBWIRE 2x4? Mikasa runs to the ring!

BAM! BAM!

OH GOSH! She just clubbed Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a with that 2x4 from the apron! Mikasa's in the ring!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

My good freaking gosh! Absolutely unloading that barbwire 2x4 on the Towers of Girl Power! A pissed off flurry of strikes by Miss Ackerman! I'm still shocked she's here! Stunning the giant vixens! Aha! Look! Some guys are actually helping Mikasa! Middle Rope Back Elbow by Mark Baker on Krystal! DISCUS BOOT? Wow! Now here's Bobby Mitchell! Float Over DDT on Carma! Legdrop right after! And there's Geno Yoshinuka! Ooh! Hammerlock Sitout Facebuster on Carma-Large-a! Oh! Double Suplex by Mark and Bobby on Big Krystal!

Wait! What the Hell is Mikasa Ackerman doing up on the top rope? SLAP ME SILLY! Diving Corkscrew Stunner? Shades of Ember Moon from NXT? Carma-Large-a never knew what hit her! The giant orange vixen is groggy! Geno's got her? What the Hell, Geno? What the Hell, Geno? WHAT THE HELL, GENO?

SHOUTEN OVER THE TOP ROPE?

Madrid Fans: AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OY! OY! OY!

Did that just happen? My word... Geno Yoshinuka just hit a Shouten of 425 pounds clear over the top rope! He slammed Carma-Large-a so dang hard, as hard as he could! Probably the biggest moment so far for Geno!

Geno Yoshinuka eliminates Carma-Large-a (24th Place)

That takes care of 1 giant Vixenzilla! Now just get the other one out and we're good! Next entrant coming up?

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30) Dick Tracy

Madrid Fans: OLD SCHOOL! OLD SCHOOL! OLD SCHOOL!

So there's not gonna be a surprise at #30 this year? No problem! We've got plenty of surprises already! Dick Tracy is the other guy who helped get me back 50% of FTCW! I have to thank him as well for his great detective work! Dick is an Old School kind of guy... but even he can mix it up with weapons! He's bringing a judge's gavel with him to the ring? Dick's going to... Ryan Knight on the outside? Ryan's busy kicking the crap out of Ratchet! Turn around, Ryan!

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Oh gosh! Dick Tracy strikes Ryan down with the judge's gavel! Hold Ryan in contempt! Dick tosses Ryan back inside the ring under the bottom rope! Wait! He's not done with Ryan on the outside! ANACONDA CROSS! Yellow Jacket Stretch! Trapping Ryan! Now back in the ring, Maximus is helping Percy back up! Poetic Roman Domination, remember? They target Bobby Mitchell! Double Team punches and kicks on the Cross Country King! Wait! Mark Baker from behind! Ooh! Mark butts the heads of Maximus and Percy together! South Carolina Bomb on Maximus! Double Arm DDT on Percy by Bobby!

We got a slobber-knocker brewing in a corner between Anthony Adams and Lionheart!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

MY GOSH! Mikasa Ackerman is still unloading that barbwire 2x4 onto Big Krystal's back! Female savage! That's Mikasa! OH CRAP! Crash Bandicoot? Clothesline From Hell just took down Miss Ackerman! Now look! Ratchet's galactically pissed off at Fox McCloud! Ratchet's back in the ring! Double Foot Choke on the bottom turnbuckle! Bad blood between former Freedom Fighters! What? Catch 22 shoves Tails... into Dae-Woo Seo? Blue Moon Korea! Moonlight Drive! GOOD CRAP! Anthony Adams just hit a Shell Shocked on Lionheart! What strength by The Infamous One!

We gotta bring out #31! Entry #31! Time for you, buiddy!

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Madrid Fans: SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! [/Spanish Daniel Bryan]

ZORRO! ZORRO! ZORRO! ZORRO!

Zorro: *appears at the top of the Titantron* *takes a bow for Madrid*

*swings on a long rope like Paul Burchill the Pirate*

Wow... Another mystery entrant has revealed himself, and this guy sure knows how to make an entrance! Give him that much! Hailing from Mexico is the guy who avenges! The legendary Zorro! Now we're gonna hear Antonio Banderas jokes... Zorro rides that long rope all the way to the ring! There he's in! He rolls under a Crash Bandicoot Clothesline! Spin Kick to his gut! Chops down on the back? Long-winding... Spinning DDT! Kip Up! After a long dance, Zorro bounces back up! Midnight Lightning wants to test Zorro now! Numerous jabs to Lightning's face! Ooh! Rhodes Dropdown Uppercut! Leg Sweep? Z Foot Scrape against the chest? Takes a bow? Well, there you have it, folks! Zorro's quite a showman!

Wait a minute! Mikasa Ackerman is back up! She's one tough woman to get back up from a huge Clothesline! Zorro! Turn around! Ooooooohhh... Field Goal! 3 points in football! Low blow kick to the Little Z's!

Zorro: O_O

Mikasa has Zorro! Up in a Vertical Suplex? No! Vertical Goto Revolution! Vertical GTR! That looked pretty sweet, to be honest! Wait! Hammerlock Back Suplex by Geno on Mikasa! Hanging on? Got her back up! Puts her over the top rope with a Vertical Suplex Lift! BOOM! Clever move! Clever, clever, clever! Arm Grab Hot Shot against the top rope! Mikasa Ackerman plumments down to the outside floor! Geno Yoshinuka has scored 3 eliminations! Is Mr. Japan-Australia catching fire now? Mikasa Ackerman served her purpose! She's put the Towers of Girl Power on notice! Standing ovation for this female badass!

Geno Yoshinuka eliminates Mikasa Ackerman (23rd Place)

Zorro... is still struggling to get back up from that low blow kick! GOSH! Dae-Woo Seo came running, and Zorro couldn't stop him! Running Hurricanrana over the top rope, and Seo shows Zorro the exit! Seo made like Rey Mysterio with that run! So much for threatrics, I guess, but hey, Zorro's a good cameo appearance!

Dae-Woo Seo eliminates Zorro (22nd Place)

And the action isn't stopping! OH MY! Muscle Buster with freaking gusto! Anthony Adams just flattened Ratchet! Anthony bails Fox out of his trap! I'm noticing that the pace is slowing down a little bit now, but still, the hard-hitting is there! Who do we got coming next at Entrant #32? We're winding down our count of 35!

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32) Wolf Hawkfield

Madrid Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!!

*quick cut to Las Ventas parking lot*

Allan Basham: *parks his stolen car in the parking lot* *jumps out of the car*

Spanish Police: *a group of them swarm in on Allan* *4-on-1 beatdown*

Alan: Hey! STOP IT! I'm an FTCW Superstar! I got a Grand Battle Match to enter! NOOOOO!!

Spanish Police: *they arrest Alan, slapping the cuffs on his wrists* *they take Allan away*


Wolf Hawkfield: *looks up at the Titantron* *heel laugh* *walks down the ramp*

What the Hell just happened in the Las Ventas parking lot? Allan Basham got taken away by the Spanish Police? For stealing a car? Anyway, Madrid is NOT happy to see Wolf Hawkfield, the other rotten traitor who just joined the Luxury Club, come down here to compete! He shouldn't even be in this match! He didn't qualify! Wolf bought his way into this Grand Battle Match, didn't he? Typical... Wolf Hawkfield is a former FTCW Champion who hasn't been recognized as such! I wonder why? *rolls his eyes*

The former World Champion is running and... he goes to Dick Tracy on the outside? He rips Dick off Ryan Knight! Numerous punches! OH1 Launched Tracy head first into a steel ring post! BICYCLE KICK! Against the freaking ring post! Ow... Wolf puts Dick back in the ring finally! Now in the ring Wolf has Dick back up! PITCH BLACK! Reverse Jackhammer is hit! Now what? Wolf's got his eyes on Midnight Lightning! LOW BLOW! The Swede's groin takes a kick! Oh no! Listen to Wolf laugh! ROYAL FLUSH! That Kenny King move! F-5 spin into a slam! Now he's just scraping Lightning's face with his boot! yeah! Throw International Inc. away for the bling bling! Wait a minute!

KA-WANG!

What the Hell? Geno Yoshinuka just tossed... an Australian boomerang right in Wolf's face? Direct hit!

KA-WANG!

Madrid Fans: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

BWAHAHA!! Boomerang Low Blow! Aussie and oy to that! Geno lets Catch 22 come in to get Wolf! OMEGA DRIVER! Belly to Back Lift Piledriver! That'll keep "Wolfy Chomp" down! Ryan Knight just re-entered the ring! There's Bobby Mitchell! Roundhouse Kick takes Ryan down... and there's a pissed off flurry of stomps by Bobby! He's pissed! You can't blame Bobby one bit!

Bobby Mitchell: *chokes Ryan against the bottom rope with his foot* Take out my sister Mary, will ya? EAT MY FOOT! *presses down*

OH NO! Anthony Adams just dropped Ratchet down again with a Batista style Spinebuster! MMA style punches on the mat! Anthony's a menace, folks! Now we gotta go to the 33rd entrant! Will #33 bring something new to the table? Come on down!

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Madrid Fans: *they sing and hum to the entrance song* *Mexican Wave*

GUNDAM WING! GUNDAM WING! GUNDAM WING! GUNDAM WING!

Are you seriously kidding me right now? FREAKING WHOA! Another Anime star and a high-ranking soldier? Maybe this guy could take Fox McCloud's spot on the Freedom Fighters?

Heero Yuy: *flies down onto the stage in his Mobile Suit Gundam* *pops out of the Gundam* *climbs down the Gundam*

Now we didn't just get any character from the Gundam Wing series! I think we got THE star of the Gundam Wing series! Especially if you watched Endless Waltz, you'd know what I mean! Heero Yuy! Yes! We got him! Heero Yuy accepted our call to come here! Here he comes, stoic and quiet as he usually is! No doubt that he's serious about kicking people's asses! Heero puts down his signature jacket and steps onto the apron! He just made one of the coolest entrances ever! Brownie points!

In the ring now! Who will challenge Heero Yuy first? It's gonna be... Bobby Mitchell! Discus Elbow? BLOCKED? Arm Drag counter? Spin Kick to Bobby's gut! Heero turns to Catch 22? Knee Strike to his gut! Vertical Suplex Lift! Twisting Bulldog finish! Geno charges! Drop Toe Hold by Heero! Modified STF! Different angle of a hold here! Trying to wear down Geno! Wait! Both Lionheart and Anthony Adams break it up? Temporary big guy Double Team? They got Heero by the hair! Wait! DOUBLE PUNCH? LEAP FROG? Heero lands on the top turnbuckle?

MY GOSH! Diving Twisting Elbow Strike and Knee Strike? Lionheart and Anthony both go down? How was Heero able to hit 2 strikes at once? Heero's got his eyes on Crash Bandicoot now! Mule Kick to his chest? Kick to the shin! Leg Feed Enzuguri to the back of Crash's head! Unbelievably impressive has been the Gundam Wing star! Hold on! Maximus and Percy are stomping all over Dick Tracy! They got him up! They're trying to eliminate Dick! Trying to get him over the top rope! Wait! CRAP! 2-TAILED CROSSBODY! Tails nails both Maximus and Percy with that! OH! Ryan Knight with the Death Nail Curb Stomp on Percy right after! AND BOOM! Sidewinder Suplex by Bobby from behind crashes Ryan down again! Bobby's just beating Ryan down with grounded punches! Avenge Mary! Hell yeah!

Mark Baker Dropkicks Catch 22 down! Mark immediately goes to a submission hold! Trailer Hitch! That Jamie Noble hold! Pressing 22's leg back! This is painful! Do what ya gotta do! And here's Heero Yuy again! Bulplex on Crash Bandicoot? Doesn't Rusev do that? Folks, we got a whole freaking mess of crap in this ring now! The action's so tough to call! 21 people are still in this! It's madness! We got 2 more entrants to reveal, and you know who 1 of them is already!

That countdown clock... is broken again! Great! I'm not paying the repair bills for it! Fans, we'll be right back, and hopefully we'll get an EPIC conclusion to the 2017 Grand Battle Match! Stay tuned!

End of Part 8...
Edited by prototype400, Apr 15 2017, 08:48 PM.
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