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| FTCW Risk & Reward 2017; CPV #17 - Crap Hits the Fan! | |
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| prototype400 | Feb 26 2017, 04:14 PM Post #1 |
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![]() FTCW Risk & Reward 2017 CPV #17 - XL Center - Hartford, Connecticut [Flashback: FTCW Risk & Reward 2013 - http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/topic/7626009/1/ ] Start Time: Friday March 3, 2017 or later MAIN EVENT Eliminatrix 4-on-4 Mini-Tournament FTCW Vs. Luxury Club 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match - Finals ??? Vs. ??? Capture the Flag Match - Semi-Finals (G) Soldier of Fortune, Catch 22, "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali and Geno Yoshinuka (FTCW) Vs. "Cross Country King" Bobby Mitchell, Ryan Knight, "The Red Carpet Superstar" Nathan Walker and Nick Fairburn (LXC) Capture the Flag Match - Semi-Finals Nathan Drake, Robin Hood, Midnight Lightning and Ratchet (FTCW) Vs. Keith Austin, Mike Cross, Alex Star and "First Class" Lewis Rivers (LXC) ![]() FTCW Win-Loss Championship Buried Alive Match Loser Leaves Full Throttle Championship Wrestling (W-L) Benny Baseball (28-12) Vs. Sly Cooper (28-17) FTCW Championship (Percy will cash in his Wild Card Title belt) (C) King Arthur Vs. (WC) Percy the Poet FTCW Triple Threat Championship (3C) "The Charismatic Comet" Dae-Woo Seo Vs. "The Wrestlemaniac" Bryce Kanyon Vs. "Big and Bad" Bart Thompson FTCW Women's Championship Fatal 4-Way Match (W) Ayame Vs. ??? Vs. ??? Vs. ??? LIVE Coverage of the Appeal Trial in Washington D.C.! Check back here on this thread for random updates before and during the CPV! Scheduled to appear in Court: Phoenix Wright - Defense Attorney Private Henry Allen - Witness CIA Agent Dave Shuler - Witness Dick Tracy - Old School Detective Erin Reagan - New York City Prosecutor FTCW Commissioner Frank Reagan FTCW General Manager Leroy Jethro Gibbs News and Notes: -Some on the FTCW Roster are prepared to lose their jobs following this event. -The whole FTCW Roster feels that they are in danger of losing the E-Fed completely if nothing changes. -There is a resentment towards King Arthur's undefeated streak by some FTCW Superstars. -FTCW Owner Mr. Monopoly will NOT testify in Washington D.C. because of "diplomatic immunity" he bought for $25 Million. -Bobby Mitchell reportedly "has a plan" to win championship gold as part of the Luxury Club. Washington D.C.: Full Throttle Turnabout - Part 1 ![]() Judge: *slams his gavel down on his table* Court is now in session! We are here today to examine an appeal made by... a wrestling promotion named Full Throttle Championship Wrestling! This appeal is to overturn the decision that was made at their Wrestlemania event, Lasting Legacy II! Now serving the court on my right as the Prosecution will be the honorable Miss Erin Reagan from New York City! She will be defending the current state of FTCW as it is presented today! And to my left will be the one they call the "Ace Attorney", the appealing defense lawyer Phoenix Wright, who will be advocating for FTCW to return to its former state! Are you both ready to begin this trial? Erin Reagan: The prosecution is ready, Your Honor! Phoenix Wright: So too is the defense, Your Honor! Judge: Now I must warn you both, this is ONLY an appeal hearing trial! Don't take too long to make your case, or else I will penalize you for stalling this court! We have many cases here in D.C. to resolve! We'll start with an opening statement by Miss Reagan, and then we will hear from Mr. Wright! Erin: *steps forward* People of the court, I bring to your attention a case of a business deal that has gone misunderstood! While I am not a supporter of the way he manages his business, Mr. Monopoly is legally within his rights to own Full Throttle Championship Wrestling because he has officially assumed control of this wrestling promotion and has acted as the President of this E-Fed! The evidence that the Prosecution has... *shows a contract signed by Mr. Monopoly* ...clearly shows that Mr. Monopoly did indeed sign on the dotted line to take over FTCW! This contract is a legal document, and is NOT forged in any way! Now unless the Defense has anything remotely related that can overrule this document, then I see no reason to overturn this business decision! Judge: Mr. Wright, you may present your case! Phoenix: *steps forward* *puts down a TON of evidence he and Dick Tracy gathered on a neutral table* If it is evidence that you're looking for, Your Honor, then look no further than what is on this table in front of you! While I won't contest the legitimacy of the contract the Prosecution just showed the court, what I WILL contest is how Mr. Monopoly has managed FTCW since he has taken over! The evidence here clearly spells out a tragic crisis... a crisis where the Superstars of FTCW are crying out for help, including myself and Dick Tracy, and nobody seems to be listening! Now let's review this evidence, shall we? 1) A bugging device planted by the CIA to illegally record FTCW Management and to hack the FTCW Bank Account! http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/single/?p=10000751&t=9016192 2) Documents that show that Mr. Monopoly signed off the ILLEGAL money transactions that took away from said bank account! 3) A document that confirms that the CIA pressured the Israeli Mossad to wipe away the records of one Ziva David! 4) Along with some French items that she happened to leave behind after her farmhouse in Tel Aviv was set on fire, Ziva left behind... an oil transaction contract involving the Israeli Mossad! http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/single/?p=10000458&t=9005900 Judge: *examines the evidence* I see... It appears that you already have a strong case in your hands, Defense, but can you prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Mr. Monopoly TOTALLY KNEW what was going on in the CIA and the Israeli Mossad? Phoenix: Add the IRS to that too, Your Honor! Judge: Come again? Phoenix: The Defense can prove everything of what it's claiming to be connected to Mr. Monopoly 100%! It's fitting that we have a certain someone from the CIA willing to testify to this court about what he knew of Mr. Monopoly's "secret coup" to overthrow Prototype400 as FTCW Owner! The Defense would like to call CIA AGENT DAVE SHULER to the witness stand! Court Crowd: *gasps, shocks and chatter* Erin: OBJECTION! Mr. Dave Shuler wasn't given a subpoena to testify in this hearing! Therefore he isn't obligated by law to testify if he so chooses! Judge: Overruled! If Mr. Shuler is here in the court, then I assume he has chosen to testify on his own free will! You may cross-examine this witness, Mr. Wright! Soldier of Fortune: *sitting at the Defense Table wearing his U.S. Army uniform* *angrily stares at Dave Shuler* CIA Agent Dave Shuler: *dressed like a Man In Black, sunglasses and all* *marches down to the witness stand like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men* Phoenix: Whenever you're ready, witness, I can begin my line of questioning! Dave Shuler: *takes off his sunglasses* I'm in no rush, Mr. Wright! I'm just enjoying life as an Intelligence Agent! *cold stare back at Soldier of Fortune* End of FTT Part 1... Edited by prototype400, Feb 28 2017, 01:05 PM.
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FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker FTCW E-Fed Network Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Zone Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Triple Threat Champion - "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali FTCW Tag Team Champions - Keith Austin and Alex Star FTCW Trios Champions: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna FTCW Women's Champion: Carmen Sandiego | |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Feb 28 2017, 04:23 PM Post #2 |
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As I prepare for my latest preshow event, I've been taking the time to see this court hearing take place. And of course, Mr. Monopoly is a gutless coward to face the hearing like a man and instead hires someone else to take the stand for him. All legal bullshit aside, Erin said it herself, that she's "Not a supporter of the way he manages his business" which clearly demonstrates that she herself is not fully onboard with Moneyfarts game plan. And even she cannot argue with the evidence stacked against Monopoly, that proves that his actions are indeed costing FTCW it's reputation due to it's business with the CIA, IRS, Israel, and gosh knows where else. Course, if we think Dave Shuler is willing to just 'give away' information, I know from his days in Project X that he's indeed a bigger piece of shit that's just going to make the business harder than Monopoly (Who is so stupid to forget the horror that Shuler put him through once before). And anywho, this is Soldier of Fortune's moment to stick it to the man and finally confess to what he really knows that connects him to all of this. If he doesn't tell the truth, FTCW will never be set free and he himself will be a 'Prisoner of War' for the rest of his life. But I know Henry Allen... He's "nobody's" prisoner. Or 'is' he? |
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| prototype400 | Feb 28 2017, 06:54 PM Post #3 |
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Washington D.C.: Full Throttle Turnabout Part 2 Phoenix Wright: Witness, state your name and your occupation! Dave Shuler: My name is Dave Shuler and I currently work as an Agent for the CIA! I am a retired professional wrestler, formerly employed by FTCW! Phoenix: You know why I have called you to the stand, right? Dave: Let me guess! You believe I know something about this tangled web of nonsense! Mr. Monopoly's business management of FTCW? Such a sad story there! I feel bad for you guys! Phoenix: The CIA, the organization you work for, have continuously covered for the IRS when it comes to disclosing payment records! That goes for a wrestling promotion... and it also goes for oil companies! Erin Reagan: *stands up* Your Honor, does the Defense know what to even ask this witness? Relevance to this case? Judge: Let Mr. Wright ask his questions, and then we'll see where he's taking this! Phoenix: *looks back at Soldier of Fortune* Are you familiar with the witness who is sitting next to me at the Defense table? Dave: I am very familiar with that witness! We go back to our days in FTCW! Since 2012, I think? Phoenix: HOLD IT! You and Private Henry Allen go further back than 2012, don't you? Dave: Hmph! You found me out! We interacted with each other while Henry was on his mission in Iraq! Phoenix: How far does that rabbit hole go? Did you know about Henry's transfer to Israel to inspect that country's oil supply? Erin: OBJECTION! Can we please keep this questioning connected to the situation at hand? Mr. Monopoly's business? Judge: This better be going somewhere fast, Mr. Wright! Phoenix: I assure you it is, Your Honor! Answer the question, Dave! Dave: Being in the CIA, wouldn't I know something about Henry's transfer? Of course I knew! Why? Because I was the one who gave the order! I ORDERED THE CODE RED! Court Crowd: *shocks, gasps and yells* Judge: *slams his gavel on his table* Phoenix: So you freely admit to that? You... Dave Shuler... ordered Henry Allen here to go AWOL on his teammates in Iraq, and go to Israel to get information on oil? Dave: Not just me! The CIA collectively! Me, Trent Kort, Bradley Studermyer who's an idiot at the water cooler... Phoenix: Trent Kort? The same one who attempted to kill Ziva David at her farmhouse in Tel Aviv? Dave: Yep! He knew all about Henry's secret mission too! Trent tracked Henry down in his pursuit of finding Ziva! Phoenix: *picks up one document off the neutral table* Perhaps this order was more than just an order... because this document reveals that YOU and Trent Kort blackmailed Private Henry Allen to do your dirty work, otherwise the CIA would shut Henry down and send him to prison! [Henry Blackmailed?] - http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/single/?p=10000543&t=9012835 Dave: *shrugs his shoulders* I have nothing to hide, Mr. Wright! I don't work for Mr. Monopoly! I work for the U.S. Government! Yes, I used Henry Allen! I used him to my advantage! I dangled a "treason" charge over his head if he didn't comply with the CIA's order! So what? I can't be sent to prison for that! Diplomatic immunity! *folds his arms* Phoenix: *looks back at Erin* Now this is where I connect the dots back to FTCW! You were in FTCW from 2012 to mid 2016! In all that time did you, or did you not, witness any shady economic transferring in FTCW? Dave: Yes, I did! Court Crowd: Ooooooohhh... Judge: *slams his gavel on his table* Phoenix: What did you witness? Dave: I, Dave Shuler, screwed Prototype400 over AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! Since Day 1 after he signed me to an FTCW contract in 2012, I was the one who bugged his office! I secretly planted that bug! When I was busy promoting that HOAX known as Project X, I was busy screwing over Prototype400's and FTCW's bank accounts! Of course, starting in 2013, things were made even easier for me when a certain somebody was hired to be the FTCW Treasurer! Phoenix: And that would be who? Dave: MR. MONOPOLY! Court Crowd: O_O Phoenix: And how did Mr. Monopoly make your job easier? Dave: Simple! Mr. Monopoly has friends in the IRS! They came in ever so often when Prototype400 was chilling out, stole his banking records, and manipulated the money amounts FTCW received! Come on, Phoenix! Mr. Monopoly was the FTCW TREASURER! Do you believe he knew NOTHING about where the money was going? Erin: OBJECTION! Testimony declaring such actions occurred is one thing, but having definitive proof of it is another! Phoenix: *smiles* Proof, you say? I got your proof, Miss Reagan! *gets out the USB Stick and shows it to the court* Judge: What's that? Phoenix: Oh... just a USB Stick that a "certain mysterious lady" gave me and Dick Tracy the other day! You know what this USB Stick contains? ALL the information we need about all the ILLEGAL money transfers that Mr. Monopoly signed off on dating back to 2013! His name is on the dotted line! [Turbo Episode 46 - Promo: The Case Unfolds!] http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/single/?p=10000933&t=9018526 Dave: Are you done asking me questions? This USB Stick doesn't concern me one bit! Phoenix: Yes, it does, Davey Boy! Even after Prototype400 fired you and permanently banned you from FTCW, you STILL had your hands in the virtual cookie jar! That's crossing the line! So yeah, the CIA and the IRS got money from Mr. Monopoly! The info on this USB Stick proves it! Your Honor, the Defense is NOW finished with this witness! Judge: Miss Reagan, do you have any counter to this line of questioning? Erin: Only one question for the witness, Your Honor! Dave Shuler, do the CIA and the IRS know what exactly took place in the transferring of power from Protoype400 to Mr. Monopoly? Dave: We know exactly what happened! Right down to the T! *Jack Nicholson "I don't give a crap!" smirk* Judge: *shakes his head* The witness is excused! Dave: *gets out of the witness seat* *walks off* *stares back at Soldier of Fortune* Hmph! You're gonna die on the stand, Henry Allen! *villainous laugh* *exits the court* Soldier of Fortune: *stares back at Dave* *gets out his U.S. Army dog tags* *gets nervous* End of FTT Part 2... |
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FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker FTCW E-Fed Network Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Zone Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Triple Threat Champion - "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali FTCW Tag Team Champions - Keith Austin and Alex Star FTCW Trios Champions: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna FTCW Women's Champion: Carmen Sandiego | |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Feb 28 2017, 11:01 PM Post #4 |
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Wow, Shuler's not holding back any punches and doesn't even 'try' to deny his part in this financial crisis. I don't know if that's supposed to make him a smart ass... Or a dumbass. Dave may claim to have some form of Diplomatic immunity just because he no longer works for FTCW and because he now works for the CIA, but it doesn't screw the fact that he's been making FTCW miserable for four years already and only just now do we learn about this. But if I were to think of any reason why Shuler would be okay telling us this because he feels that unlike Soldier of Fortune, he's more than willing to tell the truth while he figures if Allen starts talking everyone will hate him more than that CI-Asswipe. Still, FTCW has gained a ton of evidence to prove that there was something behind this conspiracy and now Soldier of Fortune must man up and finally confess the truth if he ever hopes to be set free. Otherwise... May God have mercy on our company should something go terribly wrong... Again. |
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| prototype400 | Mar 1 2017, 10:31 AM Post #5 |
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Washington D.C.: Full Throttle Turnabout Part 3 Erin Reagan's Audible ![]() Judge: Upon reviewing the evidence I have seen so far, it appears that the Federal Court should review the status of ownership in FTCW! However, I would personally like to hear the testimony of that man sitting next to you, Mr. Wright! Without that man's testimony, I'm afraid your case won't be made more concrete! Phoenix Wright: *clears his throat* Your Honor, allow the Defense to call to the witness stand... Erin Reagan: HOLD IT! Your Honor, the Prosecution has its own witnesses to call to the stand first! Judge: Oh really? Miss Reagan, are you sure we can fit any of these witnesses into this hearing in time? Erin: I'm sure of it! As long as the Defense agrees that I question ALL of these witnesses in the form of an open forum discussion, then I can't be penalized for stalling the court! Phoenix: *baffled look on his face* What is this? FTCW GM Leroy Jethro Gibbs: *taps on Frank Regan's shoulder* Your daughter's a ruthless lawyer, isn't she? FTCW Commissioner Frank Reagan: *Tom Selleck signature smile* That she is! Let Erin have her moment! Judge: I will allow this open forum of multiple witnesses to take the stand at the same time! Pretty ingenious of you too, Miss Reagan! Call your witnesses! Erin: The Prosecution would like to call to the stand the following..... IRS Agent Rupert Balfour! Former FTCW CEO Bo Jackson! Former FTCW General Manager Wyatt Earp! Court Crowd: *louder chatter between them all* Rupert, Bo and Wyatt: *they all take the witness stand, sitting in a line of 3 chairs* Erin: *gets out documents from the Prosecution table* For two of you, I'm sure it is hard for you to testify against your former boss, Prototype400! However, the truth must come out! As for you, Mr. Balfour, you are connected to this case along with Mr. Monopoly! Now I will ask all of you direct questions, and if you can answer them, please do! You're all under oath! Let's begin with this! How clean are Prototype400's economic records as FTCW Owner? Rupert Balfour: Technically his records are clean... by law. Erin: What exactly do you mean? Rupert: I mean, yes, Prototype400 did pay FTCW's taxes, but there were at least 4 occasions where he had to have "grace periods" because he missed deadlines! Erin: 4 occasions? And what about the 2+ year hiatus that FTCW went on because Proto walked out on the wrestling business? Phoenix: OBJECTION! Your Honor, Prototype400 is NOT standing trial here! This is an APPEAL hearing! Judge: Overruled! Mr. Wright, I need to have information from ALL sides of this case! Not just one side! Rupert: After Fan's Night Out in November 2013, Prototype400 froze all the economic assets of FTCW. However, he "bent the rules" in doing so! Call it a "legal grey area", if you will! Erin: *nods her head* *shows the documents in her hands* These documents back up your testimony, Mr. Balfour! Proto's scheduling of freezing his economic assets were questionable at best, and his tax payments would give pause for concern for anyone working for him! Now did any of you know of Proto's economic struggles? Bo Jackson: Bo knows of those struggles, ma'am! Prototype400, as much as I like the guy, was late in securing my paychecks! Proto wrote up the payments, and Mr. Monopoly confirmed them! I kept asking Proto what took him so long to give me my paychecks, but he wouldn't answer me! Wyatt Earp: I tell ya now, Miss Reagan, that some of Prototype400's business decisions were hogwash! After a while I just didn't feel comfortable with him in power! That's why I quit FTCW! Proto was creatively failing to produce an entertaining product, and all this stuff about Project X was just plain ol' stupid! Bo: Bo knew when to quit FTCW too! Bo accomplished everything he wanted in FTCW, so he went back home! Simple as that! Phoenix: *nervously combs back his spiky hair* *facepalm* Erin: Did Prototype400 intentionally sabotage his own E-Fed's economic assets? That's what it sounds like to me! Phoenix: *angrily pounds the Defense table* OBJECTION! The Prosecution is putting words into the witnesses' mouths! Judge: Overruled! Answer the question, any of you! Bo: No, Proto wouldn't mess up his own company on purpose! Bo don't believe that! Wyatt: Proto's not the sharpest businessman in the tool shed, but no, I don't think his blunders were intentional, ma'am! Erin: Ultimately, gentlemen, who had final say in what money went in and out of FTCW? Bo and Wyatt: Prototype400! Rupert: By law, as the company owner of FTCW from 2012-2016, Prototype400 had the final say! Court Crowd: O_O Erin: The Prosecution is finished with this open forum of witnesses, Your Honor! Judge: Have any counter to her line of questioning, Mr. Wright? Phoenix: *looks back at Dick Tracy* Dick Tracy: *under his breath* Yes, you do! Montana! Phoenix: *steps forward* Yes, the Defense does, Your Honor! Just this key piece of evidence the Defense has also gathered! *gets out a DVD and pops it into a nearby DVD player* *turns on a TV* Erin: Are we going to watch your home videos, Mr. Wright? Phoenix: Um... No! Combining the audio that the honorable Old School Detective Dick Tracy and I have gathered, this conversation held between a certain CIA Agent and IRS Agent will confirm 100% that there was a conspiracy planned to oust Prototype400 from his role as FTCW Owner as well as to shut up Ziva David from spilling the beans about Israel's oil supply issues! *plays the DVD* [Turbo Episode 47 - CIA and IRS get busted!] http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/single/?p=10001013&t=9019646 *2 separate limousines pull up near the farm house* CIA and IRS Agents: *they exit the limos and shake hands* Dick and Phoenix: *they sneak as close as they can to the agents* *they hide behind a broken tractor* CIA Agent: So how do we cover up our operations? The ones involving stealing Israel's oil supply? IRS Agent: And we're about to get sued for issuing an illegal search of tax payments! The pressure's getting too much! We need to do something! CIA Agent: Keep in mind that "he" never signed on the dotted line to willingly give up his business! This case is going to Washington, D.C., isn't it? IRS Agent: My organization can't conceal all of the money transactions involving Israeli oil! Some of that will be revealed! CIA Agent: *sighs* The only way we can cover our butts..... is that we issue a warrant for Private Henry Allen's arrest! Pin as much on Henry as possible! IRS Agent: He's that guy who works at FTCW, right? CIA Agent: Right! Soldier of Fortune is his ring name! IRS Agent: Okay... So do I just shred money transaction records of "him"? Court Crowd: *looks of absolute horror on their faces* Phoenix: *pauses the DVD* *rubs his chin* Hmm... That IRS Agent's voice sounds awfully familiar now! I wonder... just who that voice belongs to? *stands over Rupert Balfour* *EPIC Ace Attorney Index Finger Point* THAT'S YOUR VOICE, RUPERT BALFOUR! Judge: *slams the gavel on his table* ORDER IN THE COURT! Watch your volume, Phoenix! Rupert: *clears his throat* *starts sweating bullets* Phoenix: The Defense dismisses these witnesses! End of FTT Part 3... Edited by prototype400, Mar 1 2017, 11:38 AM.
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 1 2017, 11:46 AM Post #6 |
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Proto missing out on deadlines even after paying his taxes, that is not news that will put the court in our leader's favors especially when two former FTCW members side with the same info. As suspicious as this bit of news sounds, it's almost convincing enough to allow Monopoly to stay in power... "Almost". Course, if it weren't for the audio feed that Dick and Phoenix managed to snag which includes the IRS Agent, which he can't deny were his exact words. As they say in law, anything he says can be used against him especially if Henry Allen was going to take the fall. If that doesn't convince the Soldier to speak the truth, I don't know what will. |
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| prototype400 | Mar 2 2017, 10:36 AM Post #7 |
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Washington D.C.: Full Throttle Turnabout Part 4 Oh Henry... ![]() Judge: I assume that we have one last witness to hear from in this appeal hearing? *looks at Soldier of Fortune* Phoenix Wright: We do, Your Honor! The Defense would like to call to the stand... Private Henry Allen! Court Crowd: *dead silence* *they stare at Soldier as he makes his way to the witness stand* Phoenix: Witness, state your name and your occupation! Soldier: Private Henry Allen, formerly of the United States Army, and currently a professional wrestler employed by Full Throttle Championship Wrestling! Phoenix: You have taken oath to tell the whole truth, and nothing but it! Are we clear about that, Henry? Soldier: As clear as we'll ever be, sir! Phoenix: Good! Now in your own words, please explain to this court what exactly happened during your transfer from Iraq to Israel! What happened? What didn't happen? Soldier: *takes a deep breath* It was during the time that our army was trying to overthrow Iraq's corrupt establishment. Along with a unit of 320 other soldiers, I was assigned to guard a post at a temporary embassy building for the United States in Basra, Iraq. That was my original mission after me and my boys cleared a path to even enter Basra! Phoenix: Basra is like the 2nd largest city in Iraq, is it not? Soldier: Correct! It was hard to navigate through with over a million people living there, so maybe it was overwhelming for me! Phoenix: When guarding this post in Basra, did you have any clue that you would be given a different mission to take on? Soldier: No, sir. I was committed to guarding that post when I entered Basra! I wasn't thinking about anything else! Phoenix: Then how did you get word of this new secret mission from the CIA? And when? Soldier: It was only 2 weeks into my mission in Basra when my superior officers received a call from the CIA. I was randomly chosen to go on this secret mission. Phoenix: And that mission was for you to go to Israel and collect information on that country's oil supply? Soldier: Correct. As he said in his testimony, CIA Agent Dave Shuler gave the order via that phone call! Phoenix: Dave ordered you to just... drop everything you were doing in Basra and go to Israel? Did you ever question that order? Soldier: Sir, we soldiers do not question orders! We follow them! We follow them as long as they're moral and just! Phoenix: Henry, what was moral and just about going AWOL on your comrades and not telling them where you ran off to? Soldier: *gets choked up* That was part of Dave's deal, sir! Phoenix: The deal? So it's true that Dave and the CIA were blackmailing you to do their dirty work! Erin Reagan: OBJECTION! Your Honor, this claim of "blackmailing" Henry Allen does not in any way tie into the business operations of FTCW! Can the Defense make that connection for us? Judge: She has a point, Phoenix! Don't stray too far away from FTCW! Phoenix: I ask for a little latitude, Your Honor! Judge: Yeah! "A little" latitude! [/A Few Good Men] Phoenix: Henry, how fast was your transfer from Iraq to Israel? Soldier: Very fast, sir! In a span of like 3 days! The CIA took me in their own special jet to Tel Aviv, Israel! Phoenix: And here we go with the Israeli Mossad! You collected information on Israel's oil supplies. Can you describe the specifics of this info? Soldier: Information such as total combined weight of each load that was going abroad... Where the Israelis were digging up the oil... Who was selling the oil to who... Phoenix: And did you send this information back to Dave Shuler? Soldier: Regrettably yes, I did, sir. Phoenix: So then... if you did your job in Tel Aviv, Israel... why were you soon after dishonorably discharged? Soldier: Blackmail, sir! I was screwed no matter what I did at that point! Once I had gone on this slippery slope, I wasn't gonna stop slipping! Phoenix: But what did you do to warrant that discharge, Henry? Why aren't you saying anything about that? Soldier: Because... that's part of the deal too! Court Crowd: *loud chatter between them all* Judge: *slams his gavel down on his table* Phoenix: *looks back at the smug Dave Shuler sitting in the court crowd* Judge: Do you have more questions to ask, Mr. Wright? Phoenix: Oh Henry... Dave is STILL blackmailing you right now, isn't he? Erin: OBJECTION! Once again I have to ask, where is the proof of this "blackmailing"? Proof? Judge: Proof needs to be presented if we are to go down "this" slippery slope, Mr. Wright! Soldier: I was given another order, sir. Everybody in Court: O_O Phoenix: What? Another order? To do what? Soldier: Dave Shuler and Trent Kort both ordered a hit on Ziva David, and I was supposed to be the sniper to carry out that hit! *dead silence* Phoenix: *WTF? face* You? Carry out a hit on Ziva David of the Israeli Mossad? Why? Soldier: I recommend Miss Erin Reagan asking me such questions now! Phoenix: What? Are you sure, Henry? Soldier: Sure! Phoenix: *sighs* Miss Reagan, he's your witness now! *steps back* Erin: *stunned herself* *steps forward* Private Henry Allen, how close did you get to Ziva David and the Mossad? Soldier: Pretty dang close, ma'am! So close that Ziva and I were discussing business! OIL business! That's mainly how I got my information! Through Ziva! Leroy Gibbs: *whispers in Frank Reagan's ear* Now this is where it gets good! Frank Reagan: *whispers back* I'm inclined to believe you! Erin: So... is it fair to assume that once you became buddy-buddy with her and got the oil info you wanted, you would turn around and assassinate Ziva? Phoenix: OBJECTION! Speculation! Judge: Let Henry answer this! Soldier: *adjusts his dog tag necklace* Remember when I said soldiers follow orders as long as they're moral and just? I found no morals nor justification in killing Ziva, ma'am! Erin: Then you have just put your ENTIRE testimony in jeopardy, Henry! I mean, how are we supposed to believe you if you follow one order from the CIA and then disobey another? How are we supposed to believe that you guarded your post in Basra, Iraq and then decided not to try and assassinate Ziva David? What if your intentions were the other way around? Do you see where I'm going with this, Private? You can't take both sides of the fence here! Doesn't your training in the U.S. Army tell you what's moral and just on foreign soil? Phoenix: Your Honor! Please put an end to this crap! She's badgering MY witness! Judge: Be quiet, Mr. Wright! Miss Reagan, you've made your point! Henry, it's up to you to clear this all up! Soldier: Indeed it is up to me! *sweats bullets* *takes another deep breath* Erin: Henry... were you, or were you not, intending to assassinate Ziva David in Tel Aviv during your secret mission? Soldier: *gets out his wallet* *gets out a piece of paper* Now's the time for me to show this! *unfolds the paper* Everybody in Court: O_O Soldier: FORGED CHECK! CIA logo on the left! A logo of a suited man with a mustache, monocle and top hat, standing on a cane on the right! Misspelled words and names on the back! Dick Tracy: *slaps Phoenix on the back of the head* Phoenix! Proof! You got it! Phoenix: *looks at the neutral table* Your Honor! The Defense would like to address this forged check Henry just showed! Judge: You may address this, BUT if you start stalling this court, I WILL penalize you! Now... what connects this forged check in Henry's hand to your case? Phoenix: TAKE THAT! [Turbo Episode 44: Sonic the Hedgehog finds a forged check] http://s3.zetaboards.com/SCAWForumZone/single/?p=10000630&t=9015324 And Sonic's off and running again! He's up on the top rope, and Nick's trying to get back up on the outside! BONANZA! Diving Somersault Press to the outside floor! Sonic rapidly stomps on Nick! Oh wow! Sonic just Clotheslined The Bartender over the barricade railing! Sonic saw that sneak attack coming from a mile away! Sonic gets up on the barricade! FLIPPING BONANZA! 450 DDT ON THE FLOOR! Sonic the Hedgehog just spun and then nailed Nick Harper down on the padded floor! Anaheim is obviously loving this display of athleticism! Wait just a minute! Sonic looks serious now! What does he have in his hand? Did he just find something? *Camera Close-Up* Sonic: *finds a forged check with Mr. Monopoly's name on it* Phoenix: *takes the Turbo 44 forged check* *takes Henry's forged check* *puts the 2 checks next to each other* Judge: O_O They match! Those 2 forged checks have the same identical setup! Erin: *sighs* *returns to the Prosecution table* Court Crowd: Ooooooohhh... Judge: *slams his gavel down on his table* Phoenix: This is the definitive proof, Your Honor! A forged check! It's easy to tell just how fake a check can be! Once you pay your minions at an oil company with these phony checks, who's to say you won't pay your pro wrestlers with them too? There's your connection to FTCW's business operations under Mr. Monopoly's ownership! I think that sums up Henry Allen's knowledge of this situation! *looks back at Soldier and smiles* The witness is excused, Your Honor! Judge: *still in shock* Uh... It pains me to say this, but the Federal Court will absolutely have to review the ownership rights to Full Throttle Championship Wrestling! This won't be an easy decision for me to make, and there are legal issues to clean up, but I will do what's moral and just in our judicial system! I will declare a recess that will take no longer than 48 hours! Until then, everybody here can relax! *slams his gavel* Court Crowd: *loud chatter between them all* Soldier: *returns to the Defense table* *shakes Phoenix's hand* *smiles* Phoenix: To tell the truth! You did it! Leroy Gibbs: *gets out his cell phone* Time to make phone calls, right? Frank Reagan: *gets out his cell phone* Phone calls that will be very interesting! End of FTT Part 4... |
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FTCW Win-Loss Champion - "Valiant" Henry Allen FTCW Champion - "Myrtle Beach Marvelous" Mark Baker FTCW E-Fed Network Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Zone Champion - "Son of Anarchy" Jason Russo FTCW Triple Threat Champion - "Lionheart" Leib Levi Naftali FTCW Tag Team Champions - Keith Austin and Alex Star FTCW Trios Champions: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna FTCW Women's Champion: Carmen Sandiego | |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 2 2017, 03:54 PM Post #8 |
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Well we certainly learned a few things about Private Henry Allen: Most of what he did during his service were indeed actions that he believed were moral and just like any soldier, even if it meant going AWOL on his own squad just for a bunch of oil. But at least when Allen was given an order to assassinate Ziva David, he disobeyed that one order because at least he proved that as a person he still has morals to follow. And a good thing he didn't go through with the plan, but there's still the matter on her whereabouts and if she's still alive waiting to make her move. Course, at least we know there were a set of forged checks under Monofart's name and that will definitely be used to back him in a corner he can't crawl out of. If the court is moral and just they'll see the folly of that snob's ways and give FTCW back to the man who actually created this show from scratch... And it sure as hell wasn't White Beard. Later... XL Center – Hartford, Conneticut Hall of Text Bryce Kanyon: Goooooood Evening, FTCW fanatics! WELCOME to the most talked about talk show segment in FTCW history at my humble abode: ‘The Hall of Text’! This is your host, Bryce ‘The Wrestlemaniac’ Kanyon, coming to you live at the XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut! And it brings great honor to the E-Fed community that the 28th largest among college basketball arenas has graciously invited us to make this the home field for our latest CPV event, Risk & Reward 2017. Over 15,000 fans are already making their way inside the arena as we speak and at least half of them are already in their seats ready to see what exciting action we have in store tonight. And now on this special occasion, the Hall of Text is pleased to welcome some special guests to partake on this segment. That’s right folks; tonight I’m interviewing not one, not two, but THREE individuals in the same room. And not just any individuals, but our current TRIOS Champions who managed to secure this title opportunity against their Nintendo rivals and defeated the former champions to hold these titles. Hailing all the way from Planet Mobius, we welcome my guests at this time: Sonic… Tails… And Knuckles… TEAM SONIC!!!!! Team Sonic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6KRkx0vNg *The reigning TRIOS Champions, Team Sonic, make their way inside the ‘Hall of Text’ with Sonic dashing into the lead. They acknowledge the cameras viewing the room, as Sonic and Tails slap hands with the Preshow host and Knuckles gives a fist bump. They soon make their way toward the three seats set for them with the titles casually wrapped over their shoulders.* Bryce Kanyon: Gentlemen, I’d like to thank you very much for attending tonight and welcome you all to the ‘Hall of Text’. Tails: It’s great being here, Mr. Kanyon. Sonic: Oh yeah. Bryce Kanyon: Season 4, what a year it’s been since the start. We’ve experienced a lot of controversy, some epic moments, and even crowned some new champions in the progress. And speaking of champions, I turn my attention to you. How has your Season 4 been so far? Sonic: I’ll tell ya Kanyon, we knew that we would face our most difficult season to date. Many superstars we’ve competed and worked with have come and gone, we held and lost the tag titles, but we always found a way to kick back into high gear. Tails: Despite all the attempts that those Luxury bums threw against us, even when they caught us at our worse, while they struggle to make an impact we’re still holding strong in this business. They may have an ensemble of the E-Fed’s biggest names, but our team is a brotherhood that has endured and prevailed through every moment in history long before their time. And while their numbers drop with every member that’s either fired or quits, Team Sonic is the team that’s here to stay! And that’s when our Season is the strongest. Knuckles: That’s right! Bryce Kanyon: *Nods in agreement* Yes, Season 4 truly tested your place in this business and opened many doors when the TRIOS Championship was introduced following the FTCW Tournament. Since then a new division was born and we’ve had a number of astounding teams hold those titles, including you three. What are your thoughts on that? Sonic: Well, Tails and I figured that after a successful run in the tag team division we knew at some point we were going to need a challenge and for an opportunity to face teams that could try to match our speed. And once this new division opened, featuring familiar and new team-ups, that was our moment when the true test of our careers began. Tails: Of course, we knew that if we ever had the chance to pursue the TRIOS Championship we were going to need a third member to help us reach a set of titles Sonic and I haven’t won yet. And fortunately, Knuckles was available to take the job. Bryce Kanyon: *Turns to Knuckles* Is that certain? Knuckles: That’s right, mate! For years, I’ve been watching these two mates work their hardest since Day One in their FTCW careers and I’ve grown to be a fan of the show since. Once I finally seized my choice to make my debut in this business, to prove myself to the FTCW Universe, once an opportunity was open to fill in a spot with my mates the rest was about pushing our limits to be crowned champions. Bryce Kanyon: Of course, you understand that neither of you would’ve have received that TRIOS title match had Amy Rose not stepped in that one night. Have either of you thanked Amy for her contribution? Tails: Ever since I lost my shot at the Win-Loss title against Benny Baseball, I had since undergone a terrible flu that forced me out of action for some time. But what was far worse than being sick was I couldn’t do my part to help my friends pursue the TRIOS titles due to this dumb sickness. Knuckles: And since we couldn’t pursue the titles with one man short, or fox in this case, we knew any form of help would do us good for the titles. Course, Amy was the last choice we considered and we never asked for her help. But considering her loyalty not just for us and our Mobian mates, and her undying devotion to ole Sonic *Nudges Sonic*, soon as she stepped in she proved her worth by helping us secure a title shot. Sonic: *Sweat drops* Yes, she’s crazy and I still don’t get what she even sees in me. But we’d do the same for her because she’s proven to be a tough chick in the women’s division and one day she’ll be holding gold to. But for now, we wouldn’t be champions now if it weren’t for her. Tails: We owe her one. Bryce Kanyon: *Nods approvingly* Swell thoughts indeed. Speaking of which, what are your thoughts on our current champion, King Arthur? Sonic: *Shrugs* He’s all right I guess. I mean he’s just a fancy man with a crown and holding a belt. No biggie. Knuckles: I don’t even think he’s that tough; I can take him on if given the chance. Tails: *Puts down his TRIOS title belt* You want to know what I think about King Arthur? He’s undefeated at 19-0, okay. Many stood against him and fell! But you know, I take issue with what Arthur said in his botched “coronation” speech in Missoula on Turbo 47. He says he’s going to be the “voice for the people who have no voice”? He says he will be a “fighting champion”? He says he will have “FTCW’s best interests”? Who the HELL does he think he is?! The King of Camelot marches into FTCW, takes everything, and expects us to accept him? Fact is: Arthur has NEVER paid his dues. He has no idea how it feels to LOSE a match, he’s never had to deal with adversity, nor does he know how to deal with setbacks and screwjobs. While the rest of us have been screwed and lost more than once, but we still succeed. Arthur’s success, on the other hand, is 19 cheap, tainted, overrated, and pompous wins and zero losses that can relate to the rest of us! If King Arthur is truly as great as he claims to be, I say he defends his “royal honor” against this explosive two-tailed badass, the one who led FTCW in 2013 as champion, the 2013 Grand Battle Winner AND the 2013 FTCW Tournament Winner. If he succeeds, which I doubt, maybe then his undefeated streak won’t look so stupid! *Bryce pushes a button on his remote, revealing the audience reaction from the arena* Hartford fans: Oooooooohhh... SAVAGE FOXY! *clap x5* SAVAGE FOXY! *clap x5* Sonic: *Smiles* Got it all out of your system, Mr. Twin-Tailed Attitude? *Pats Tails on the back* Tails: *Retrives his TRIOS title* Yeah! It’s all out now! Long story short… We don’t respect King Arthur! Next question! Bryce Kanyon: *Casually* Okay. *To Sonic & Tails* So does it feel awesome to be kicking butt and taking names again as a tag team? Sonic: Dude, Tails and I have been doing this long before FTCW decided to hire us. The fact that we were granted the opportunity to show our stuff on this show proves that they expect us to be our best and that’s what we aim to deliver every week. Tails: Whether it’s winning titles or standing tall over our rivals, we know how to get the job done. Bryce Kanyon: And how has your brotherly friendship changed in FTCW over the years? Like for example, back at Risk & Reward 2013? Tails: *Sighs* I hoped that we would never talk about moment again. Sonic: *Pause* Not a day in my life goes by when I don’t think about that moment, it was a dark period at that time. I came to FTCW to prove I was among the best but no matter how many moments I made and no matter how successful, I was never getting anywhere. Tails here, *Motions to Tails* he’d go on to be a main event icon and he was on the verge of becoming a top contender. I should’ve been happier for him, more supportive… But my bitterness and jealousy overcame me and I was willing to give anything to have what Tails had. And that was when Dark Sonic was born… *Footage from titantron* What happens in Vegas, STAYS IN VEGAS! The Red Letter Guy... ...and his Partner In Crime ..... ..... ..... KID MUSCLE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Las Vegas Fans: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAAAAAAATTT??? *the lights go back on* Enter Dark Sonic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fhIthLFy8 (0:33 - 1:06) Sonic the Hedgehog: *hits Tails in the head with a sledgehammer* WHAT THE FREAKING HELL? Don't tell me that's Sonic the Hedgehog! You've gotta be freaking kidding me! BAM! OH GOSH! Sonic just brained Tails with the sledgehammer a 2nd time! No! Don't tell me this is happening! *Footage ends* Sonic: *Sighs* I joined Project X that night and as a result of my actions, I became “Dark Sonic the Hedgehog”, the reigning FTCW World Champion. But it was a terrible price; I had lost the support of my FTCW fans, the respect of my colleagues, and worst of all I lost a best friend… No, I lost a ‘brother’. *Turns to Tails* It was supposed to be your night, but I took that away from you and it wasn’t fair. You did eventually knock some sense into me, and I got the bumps to prove it, but what I did was still wrong and even as a jerk I have no excuse for my actions. It doesn’t matter how many titles we win and it doesn’t matter if we make it to the main event, you my two-tailed friend mean more to me than any fame or glory this company can offer. You’re a good friend and the brother I’ve always wanted, from this moment on ‘family’ comes first. Tails: *Nearly tears up* Wow… Sonic… That is both beautiful… And sappy at the same time! Knuckles: *Chuckles* Get a room you two. Bryce Kanyon: Okay, this is starting to get sappy. Moving on… *Clears throat* Now that you two, along with Knuckles, stand together as the TRIOS Champions, what do you hope to further accomplish in FTCW? Sonic: Yes Mr. Kanyon, we are the TRIOS Champions but who says it has to stop there? While every contender will come at our doorstep hoping for their taste of title glory, there are still plenty of titles for us to pursue in the meantime. Tails: And let’s not forget I too share the same score as Benny Snotball and Sly Cooper. Sure, I’ve failed at obtaining the Win-Loss title numerous times but all it takes is one more victory to land a spot in the title picture. And no matter if Benny retains or Sly becomes the new champion, which I’m hoping does happen, I plan to take on whoever walks out as champion in the near future. Sonic: And when that moment happens, I want to be by Tails’ side to make sure he makes the best of his moment. Knuckles: *Butts in* And what about Amy Rose, Sonic? Don’t you think you ‘owe’ her something as you said? Sonic: Wha? Well, I… Tails: You know? If she won the Women’s Championship, we’d be the faction holding most of the gold. She is part of the family too. Sonic: Yeah sure. Absolutely, she’s worked hard for this moment too. That is if and when she gets a shot at the title, if and when. Bryce Kanyon: Nice recovery, sonic. *To Knuckles* Now my next questions go to you my fisticuff throwing friend. As one of our newest stars here in the business, how are you adjusting to FTCW? Knuckles: When I heard that my old mates were participating in this show, I knew that the first opportunity the door was open I’d make my presence felt. I stand as the toughest Echidna to ever go toe-to-toe with the fastest thing alive and any who stand against me must always be prepared for a fight. Now it was a rocky start at first, but then it quickly turned around for the better. And as my good friend Sonic said, winning the TRIOS titles is only the beginning. Bryce Kanyon: And I hope there are no hard feelings about eliminating you during the Triple Threat royale at Turbo Episode 46. Knuckles: *Laughs it off, stares at Bryce* You did catch me off guard, I’ll admit. Just know this… If we ever get to meet one-on-one, don’t expect me to go easy on you. Bryce Kanyon: I wouldn’t want it any other way. Any ways, apart from your Mobius pals, have you made any new friends in FTCW? How about any enemies or a potential rival? Knuckles: If there’s at least one person on this roster I hold no respect for, it will definitely be Ryan Knight. He claims to be the man who can end careers with his signature maneuvers, that he’s one of the best in the Club. But if he truly is one of the best, why didn’t he use his rematch clause to regain the title when he lost it? Bryce Kanyon: *Nods* That’s what I’ve been saying for weeks… Knuckles: At least you make no excuse as to why you wouldn’t want a rematch, I see you’re the type of person who would get mad for not ‘getting’ work rather than getting too much of it. Ryan can make all the excuses and reasons why he won’t compete for that title, but all I’m hearing are the words of a scared man. I could care less what he’s accomplished on other rosters; it’s not about what he did then. This is about what he’s going to accomplish in FTCW and frankly, I don’t see him as a threat in this business. If he thinks otherwise and has something to prove, first chance I get, I’ll prove to everyone that Ryan Knight is just another punk who is all talk… No action. Bryce Kanyon: Well, you better get in line because I got dibs on him for months. Knuckles: Sure you do… Now ‘allies’ on the other hand, I’ve been pretty tight with the Freedom Fighters. There is no doubt they are a talented group, they worked hard to get where they stand today, and every month they keep improving the more they get a chance to prove themselves. And if we meet in the ring for the TRIOS titles, I expect nothing but the best from anyone who represents their team. Bryce Kanyon: Well said Knuckles and once again I thank you for taking part in this interview. *To Sonic & Tails* And that goes to you two as well. Sonic: Thanks for having us, Kanyon. Tails: And good luck in your rematch for the Triple Threat title. Bryce Kanyon: Much appreciated. *Fist bumps Sonic and Tails* Hope to see you all in action again soon. *Fist bumps Knuckles* And welcome to FTCW. Knuckles: Just remember, Kanyon… You owe me a match. *Exits with Sonic & Tails* Bryce Kanyon: *Calls out* I won’t forget, you definitely made the list. *Looks around* Huh… I can’t believe I actually went through the entire ‘Hall of Text’ segment and no crazy shenanigans or screwjobs. *Pause* And here I was starting to enjoy random stars barging in, starting fights, collapsing my walls, and threatening me… Any ways, while the last Risk & Reward was one of the most controversial events in FTCW history, we expect tonight’s show to be memorable for all the right reasons. Our big headline of the night, an appeal Trial has taken place to determine the ownership of FTCW and putting Monopoly’s rise to power in question. And I can tell you that Washington D.C. has had a pretty crazy trial while we’ve been busily setting up for our show. But in typical fashion, our FTCW Owner, Moneyfarts, chose NOT to testify in Washington D.C. tonight due to ‘Diplomatic Immunity’ he apparently bought for $25 million bucks… Well, that’s a load of bull. The old coward just refuses to stand against criticism like a certain ‘Mangerine’ refuses to attend an important dinner just to tweet his complaints of the media… Coward! But still, the fate of FTCW remains uncertain and word has it that the entire roster is assuming the worst. Some of our FTCW roster is already preparing to lose their jobs prior to this event; in fact, I saw a few already packing their bags and preparing their letters of resignation. Probably deciding that if Moneybags stays as owner they’d rather take their chances at another company. Course, can we blame them? The whole FTCW roster fears they are in danger of losing the E-Fed completely if nothing changes. While it would leave plenty of spots open to fill for new talent, a huge loss in numbers is definitely going to make Moneybags look bad especially if ticket sales plummet. And if there’s one thing I know about the old fart? He would hate to ‘lose’ profits due to his poor management and not all the money he has in the world will help him. But now for the real action to take place: The FTCW Women’s Championship will be up for grabs as Ayame prepares to defend her title in a Fatal 4-Way match. The catch: We have no idea who Ayame’s challengers are going to be, it could be some divas already on the roster or perhaps this night will mark the debut of some fresh new talent. Either way, Ayame has made it clear she’s taken on a ton of challenges to get to where she stands and she had much to say against two potential opponents. Hint: The muscle-bound, soon-to-be-ex-girlfriends of two famous gaming celebrities. Course, if I had to make a predication as to who will fight Ayame for the title, this is who I think will fight: Giantessa, as bias as it may sound, she is the top diva on the Women’s Roster. As a former Women’s Champion and someone who’s been on this show since the beginning, she’ll definitely not want to pass on the opportunity to fight for the gold. Amy Rose, the former Women’s Champion before losing to Ayame. Considering my guests tonight were three Mobius members, it would not surprise me in the slightest if Amy decides to take this moment to pursue the title and prove she’s not as girly as the roster thinks she is. I was also going to think Ziva David, but since we still don’t know if she’s even alive or she’s truly dead, by default I’m assuming it’s… Krystal. While she hasn’t had quite a fanbase since she started beefing up, we cannot deny that the power she displayed against Kadir Vadik and Joanna Dark definitely makes her a threat. And because this wouldn’t surprise me, I’m willing to bet Carmelita Fox will be tagging along Krystal since these two want to make a statement agains the FTCW divas with their new looks. Next thing you know, they’ll be challenging for the tag team championship next… As also previously mentioned, I’ll indeed be using my rematch clause to challenge “The Charismatic Comet” Dae-Woo Seo for the Triple Threat title. Course, since Ryan has once again denied the offer to fight with me so he can issue his rematch clause, we’re just going to settle with competing with… “Big and Bad” Bart Thompson… *Dryly* Woo… Let’s be serious for a moment: Back when I was the Triple Threat Champion, fans said my victory was a fluke… That how I won the belt was tainted. I trained to take on all the active members on this roster, but I’ll admit Dae-Woo caught me by surprise. His technique was unlike any I have ever stood against in my entire career and that cost me the title. But unlike Ryan, I am taking advantage of my rematch clause regardless how this match ends. Course, I don’t necessary have to pin Dae-Woo or force him to submit to win the title. Considering I eliminated Barty back when the E-Fed Nation invaded, even with his one victory at that battle royal, I can do it again just as easily. Only this time, there’s a prize to gain from that and it’s going to be the Triple Threat Championship. Percy the Poet will be cashing in the Wild Card title belt to face King Arthur for the FTCW World Championship. But as of late, there’s been heavy resentment towards Arthur by some FTCW superstars, mostly because he still remains undefeated. The roster is either just jealous or envious of Arthur’s success, but frankly all that matters to Arthur is proving why he’s the World Champion and so far no man has come close to beating him. Now of course, he’s never faced anyone as unorthodox in the ring as Percy, as we never know what to expect from his arsenal. If Percy can somehow find a way to catch Arthur off guard and find a way to beat him, it’ll go down in history as one of the greatest upsets in the history of FTCW. Otherwise, win or lose, Percy loses the Wild Card title which leaves to the matter on ‘who’ will be holding the belt next. And as we go through our third month of the new year, careers will soar and careers will end as two of FTCW’s top names compete in a Buried Alive Match to be crowned the Win-Loss Champion. It’s the long awaited finish to one of the most grueling rivalries in FTCW, a battle pitting two former ‘Treasure Hunter’ allies turned bitter enemies when the man formerly known as Baltimore Chop turned to Benny ‘Stickball’ and nearly ended Sly Cooper’s career. Not only has Benny since decided to steal my gimmick, he’s also been quite a nuisance having success handed to him on a platter like a lap dog. But ever since Sly made his comeback, he’s had one thing in mind: Not just to defeat Benny and win the title, but to literally ‘bury’ Benny’s career. Course, since this event sparked controversy the last time, I won’t be too surprised if those Luxury bums decide to interfere in Benny’s favor and much like sitting through two years of a horrible presidency we’ll be sitting through months with Stickball to sit through. I REALLY hope Sly wins this match. And in our main event of the night, we will have an Eliminatrix 4-on-4 Mini-Tournament pitting the representatives of FTCW against the country club that is the Luxury Bums. But before they get to the finals, four teams will be competing in a ‘Capture the Flag’ style bouts where the winning team is the one that captures the opposing team’s flag. Our first semi-final match will pit ‘Treasure Hunters’ Nathan Drake and Robin Hood, teaming with Midnight Lightning and Freedom Fighter’s own Ratchet against Keith Austin, Mike Cross, Alex Star and “First Class” Lewis Rivers. The second semi-final will pit the Global Champion Soldier of Fortune, Catch 22, “Lionheart” Leib Levi Naftali and my buddy Geno Yoshinuka against the “Cross Country King” Bobby Mitchell, Ryan Knight, “The Red Carpet Superstar” Nathan Walker and Nick Fairburn. According to an anonymous source, Bobby Mitchell has reportedly “hatched a plan” to win championship gold as part of the Luxury Club. Course, I don’t see how Bobby can do so unless he manages to get the Wild Card Championship. If anything, he should be more worried about doing his part to help the LXC in their match with FTCW if his loyalties are truly tied with his groupies. The final round will be a 4-on-4 Survivor Series match and the last men standing on one team is the one who wins this tournament. Now if I were to make a prediction on where this tournament is going, I think it’s safe to say that at least one team from FTCW will advance against a group from the LXC. And if I were to make a guess as to who I’d think might advance, I’d go with Nathan’s team to take on Bobby’s team as a gut feeling. Now I don’t really see these guys really gaining anything apart from bragging rights, but all it takes is something extraordinary to propel a man into the title picture. And I really hope this is the night that FTCW secures the win against those bums, who I know will throw every dirty trick in the book to get both teams into the finals. And if that happens, I’m not going to be surprised if one team purposely eliminates themselves just so their brothers win… That’ll be a boring finale. Like I said before, this is the event where the risks are through the roof but the rewards make it worth it in the end. In a way, this is considered FTCW’s big stand against the Luxury Snobs so whatever happens, if Monopoly remains in power or not, we must prove that we are a fighting E-Fed and we don’t bow to anyone. I can only wish everyone involved in this event the best of luck. Until then, I’m Bryce ‘The Wrestlemaniac’ Kanyon, calling all the action because I’m crazy enough to do it! Stay tuned! Edited by Bryce Kanyon, Mar 3 2017, 06:30 PM.
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| prototype400 | Mar 3 2017, 09:18 PM Post #9 |
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FTCW Risk & Reward 2017 CPV #17 - XL Center - Hartford, Connecticut Hartford: Whaaaaatt?? BBBOOOOOOO!!! BANKRUPT! BANKRUPT! BANKRUPT! BANKRUPT! Felix the Cat: What the? Wrestling fans... uh... welcome to FTCW Risk & Reward 2017, the 17th CPV event in the history of FTCW! I am Felix the Cat calling the play-by-play action here... but what's going on here? Why in the heck is Mr. Monopoly, our current FTCW Owner, coming down to the ring? Ol' Moneyfarts looks peed off! I think we know why, huh? The grumpy old man enters the ring with a mic in hand? *looks down at the entrance stage* WHAT THE HEY IS THAT? Hartford: BBBOOOOOOO!!! Hartford Police Officers: *a group of 5 cops take Miles "Tails" Prower by force down the entrance ramp* What the heck are those police officers doing taking Miles "Tails" Prower down to the ring? Didn't he, Sonic and Knuckles just get done with an interview with my announcing buddy Bryce Kanyon? One-third of the Trios Champions is being treated like poop! But why? Look at Tails struggle! What the hey? Tails: *tries to break free from the cops* *realizes his two tails have been handcuffed* GET OFF ME! What the hell are you guys doing? As if Risk & Reward wasn't a bad enough event for Tails! Remember what happened to him at Risk & Reward 2013? His own big brother, Sonic, screwed him out of the FTCW Championship! Dark times there... Hartford Police Officers: *they toss Tails into the ring* Mr. Monopoly: *on the mic* So... you're feeling better, Tails? Recovered from your little flu, Miles? *yanks Tails up by the fox ear* Do you know just how much money you cost me at the gate back in Turbo Episode 47? You called in sick! You humiliated me! You had Amy Rose... Amy Rose... fill in for you? So you will just undermine MY authority as FTCW Owner? You feel like you have power over me, Fox Boy? Tails: *slaps Mr. Monopoly's hand off his ear* *gets pissed off* Mr. Monopoly: I am indeed NOT in a good mood right now! We have two events going on at once when there should only be one event! THIS EVENT! Miles Prower, you WILL repay me for calling in sick! You WILL make it up to me right here in Hartford! Oh... You don't like that, do you? Am I being obtuse, Fox Boy? [/Warden Norton - Shawshank Redemption] Tails: You penny-pinching asshole! Where's Sonic and Knuckles? Mr. Monopoly: The Hartford Police Department have escorted Sonic and Knuckles from the XL Center! Tails: *attempts to punch Mr. Monopoly* Mr. Monopoly: Punch me once and YOU'RE FIRED! Now, I applaud you for not butting in and letting Benny Baseball and Sly Cooper settle their issues for the Win-Loss Title... but I feel like making an impromptu match here! So to start off Risk & Reward 2017 will be the one who got SCREWED at the end of Risk & Reward 2013! Tails, I have already picked your opponent, and he's looking for a Green Slip opportunity! If this new wrestler defeats you, I will sign him to an FTCW contract! Now meet your opponent! *points to the entrance* Tails: *takes the handcuffs off his two tails* *looks back* Titantron: Vive Le Quebec! Jacques Le Mime ![]() Hartford: O_O WHAT THE FUDGE? WHAT THE FUDGE? WHAT THE FUDGE? Bonanza? What is happening already here? We get a match that wasn't even on the card to start this CPV event? Tails is actually gonna wrestle after all? Against... this guy? Jacques Le Mime? Who the heck is he? *receives a paper from an angry Mr. Monopoly* Thanks Boss... Jacques hails from Quebec City, Quebec and he's a mime... That's what he does? He just acts like a mime? How original! *rolls his eyes* Maybe we should've given The Joker from SCAW a call to make a cameo appearance instead? What the? Jacques Le Mime: *break dances down the ramp* *takes off his hat and bows before the crowd* Hartford Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! WE HATE MIMES! And to no surprise this mime gets booed out of the XL Center! Mr. Monopoly's pulling up a seat near me at my announce table! He's not gonna color commentate, though! He's just mad! What is he doing here? Putting Tails in a match against this guy? Jacques: *pretends to pull himself to the ring with a rope* *waves hello at Tails* *pretends to trap himself inside a box* Tails: *gets more pissed off* It's safe to say that Tails has no time for this silent bullpoop! Why does Monopoly need to put Tails in this Green Slip Match? Tails was sick! He threw up all over the place at Turbo 46! What did you want him to do, Boss? Jacques: *enters the ring* *presents a French style chili dog to Tails* Tails: *grits his teeth* *slaps the chili dog down* Green Slip Match [T] Miles "Tails" Prower Vs. Jacques Le Mime DING! Tails has 28 wins, and yet he has to have this match? Look at this mime! He's now pretending to ride a bicycle! Jacques Le Mime is already getting on my nerves! Can Jacques actually wrestle? WAIT A MINUTE! YEAH! Tails just knocked the crap outta Jacques down! Spear! Grounded punches! Tails is peed off! He's punching the snot outta Jacques! Stomps! More stomps! Tails is just kicking that mime's face in! Tails yanks Jacques back up! Clothesline! He picks up Jacques again! Belly to Belly Suplex! Tails just gave Mr. Monopoly an "I'm gonna kill you!" angry stare! Tails picks up Jacques... and knocks him back down with a Tail Swipe! 2 fox tails to the face! Hartford's cheering Tails on now! Any FTCW fan would know how Tails gets when peed off! Mudhole Stomps in a corner of the ring now! Tails yanks Jacques back up! German Suplex! OH! Jacques landed on his head! Tails is not playing any games here! Tails picks up the mime and... TURNBUCKLE SUPLEX? SNAP! He just Vertical Suplexed Jacques into the corner turnbuckles! Now look! That rage that we saw in 2013! I think Tails has all of that rage back! He's yanking Jacques back up by his black and white striped shirt! OH MY! Tails is ripping that shirt into pieces! He slaps Jacques down! Tails runs to the top turnbuckle! Jump! Split-Legged Moonsault! I'm not seeing anything from this mime so far! All I'm seeing is a newly motivated 2-tailed fox! Tails picks up Jacques... and tosses him out of the ring! Clear over the top rope! Tails isn't gonna lose to some mime, is he? Numerous stomps to the mime's back! Le Mime may as well be renamed to "Le Stupid" if he thinks he can fool Tails in this match! Tails has Le Mime back up! SNAP! Dragon Suplex on the blasted outside floor! Tails again stares Mr. Monopoly down! He picks Jacques back up! BOOM! OHOHOHO! Launches Le Mime left shoulder first through the steel steps! More stomps! A pick up and... a launch into the barricade! OH MY GOODNESS! Belly to Belly Suplex into the steel ring post! Le Mime landed on his head again, and this time on the floor! Hartford Fans: MILES PROWER! *clap x5* MILES PROWER! *clap x5* FTCW Referee: 14.....15.....16..... In-n-out of the ring goes Tails to break the referee's count, but Tails ain't sweating this! Mr. Moneypoop here just triggered this fox into anger! Tails puts Le Mime back in the ring! Tails goes onto the apron! NICE! Just nice! Springboard Dropkick! Tails now has the legs! CATAPULT! That mime eats the top turnbuckle face first! We're witnessing a gigantic squash match right here! I kinda broke Kayfabe just now, but I don't care! Ooh! Tails just threw Le Mime's black bere hat back at him! TAIL SWIPE! Again 2 tails to the face! Here we go! German Suplex! 2nd German Suplex! 3 German Suplexes in a row! I gotta say I haven't seen Tails get this ferocious since he was FTCW Champion! Remember those days? Those were great times! OH MY! OW! Snap Dragon Suplex? Doesn't Kenny Omega do that move? Jacques Le Mime is doing nothing to help his cause here! He's seeing stars! Ooh! Arm Trap Belly to Belly Suplex by Miles! So well done! Tails is an FTCW Hall of Fame member! This is beneath him! Grounded punches! Tails picks up Le Mime and... Vertical Suplex! 2nd Vertical Suplex! Three Amigos! What do you need to see, Moneyfarts? Why are you sitting next to me? Now look! Bow and Arrow! Got the Bow and Arrow submission hold on! Surely this mime character will tap out and go away forever! He's... not tapping out? Okay! Maybe we underestimated his endurance? Tails lets go of the Bow and Arrow... and just changes it up to the Hammerlock Haas of Pain! A signature Tails hold! Look! Le Mime is actually trying to fight out of this! Who knew? He's crawling to the ropes, bent in many ways and all! Rope break! Le Mime got a hand on the ropes! Tails just drags him back to the center of the ring! That intense look in Tails' eyes! Tails: *Brock Lesnar Rage Mode* Oh no... Tails is yelling at Jacques to get back up! Tails is setting up something devastating, ain't he? Got that look in his eyes! Jacques is back up! Tails lifts him up over his shoulders! PAINFUL BONANZA! Oh my... Did he just... TURNBUCKLE F-5? Turnbuckle Tailspin? Tails literally spun Le Mime onto the turnbuckles! Le Mime's face just got pancaked on the middle turnbuckle! Tails kicks Le Mime out of the ring! Sliding out of the ring, Tails picks Le Mime back up! He points at Mr. Monopoly? Oh no! What the heck are you doing, Tails? I know Jacques Le Mime's an annoying piece of poop but... Lift up over the shoulders? He's getting awfully close to that steel ring post! Oh no! Oh no! OH GOODNESS NOOOOOOO!!! Hartford: OOOOOOOHHH!! YEEEAAAAAHHH!!! SAVAGE FOXY! *clap x5* SAVAGE FOXY! *clap x5* Tails F-5's Jacques Le Mime into steel ring post Tails just F-5'd Jacques Le Mime into that steel ring post! Le Mime's right knee just bounced off that post, and he's in pain! He can't pretend to be silent anymore! That mime's screaming in pain! Tails with that cold stare that says "I'm tired of this crap!" He's got Jacques back up! He's bringing him up to the top rope? For what? Tails... just put this guy away! This can be his only match in FTCW, but let him have a career as a mime back in Quebec City at least! Have mercy! What are you doing, Tails? Oh no! This is what he's doing! TOP ROPE TAILSPIN! TOP ROPE F-5! The move that could have won him the FTCW Title at Risk & Reward 2013! Jacques Le Mime looks destroyed now! I "almost" feel sorry for him! Tails hooks the leg! 1.......2....... .......3! Okay... Now what did this prove, Mr. Monopoly? We already know that Tails is one of the best here in FTCW! He called in sick because he WAS sick! Tails now has 29 wins... and in theory he can challenge for that Win-Loss Championship.. but wait a minute! Not those guys again! Hartford Police Officers: *they run down the ramp* *they enter the ring and circle around Tails* Mr. Monopoly: *stands back up with a mic* Tails... if you resist arrest now and assault these 5 fine Hartford police officers, you will be FIRED! I don't care how many wins you have in your FTCW career! I don't care if you're a current TRIOS Champion! You cross the boss, and then you'll get the boot out the door! FTCW is MY company! I won't have you, 2013 darling, ruin MY company! Police! ARREST THAT FOX! Hartford Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! Tails: *puts his hands up to surrender* *angrily growls at Mr. Monopoly* Hartford Police Officer: *the 5 cops subdue Tails and arrest him* *they take him out of the ring and main arena* Hartford Fans: TWO-TAILED BADASS! *clap x5* TWO-TAILED BADASS! *clap x5* What? What the? What just happened to start this CPV? Tails gets arrested like a 5-star felon? Mr. Monopoly! Explain yourself! ACK! Mr. Monopoly: *yanks up Felix the Cat's tail* As for you... either you call a clean show and you DON'T make fun of me nor the Luxury Club... or you will be FIRED! Understand? Do you know who runs this E-Fed? Felix the Cat: *gulps* You run this E-Fed, sir! *nods* Mr. Monopoly: Good! *lets go of Felix's tail* Now on with our regularly scheduled matches! *leaves* Jacques Le Mime: X_X *gets dragged out by the FTCW Medical Team* End of Part 1... Edited by prototype400, Mar 3 2017, 09:33 PM.
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| Boobzilla | Mar 3 2017, 09:27 PM Post #10 |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 3 2017, 09:43 PM Post #11 |
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I'm just going to say this: Jacques "sucks". I've seen a better mime wrestler on "Mucha Lucha", actually a pretty fun show back in the day. As if Tails wasn't pissed enough being roughly escorted by police officers, he gets put in an impromptu match with some French bum who puts up less of a fight than Doink the Clown against Chris Benoit (And we all know what happened in that bout). It was all Tails throughout the match and for a moment he's now back at the top of the leaderboard and by FTCW rules he's entitled to compete for the Win-Loss title. It should be a time for celebration until old toilet face Moneyfarts decides to arrest Tails on some out of nowhere charge. All this just proves that Moneybags continues to abuse his authority proving that he is no leader but a bully. A man who I see violating the sacred laws of FTCW, denying Tails his right for that title even if he gets more wins than either Benny or Sly. I swear Tails can't catch a break at this event, first betrayed by his brother now taken out of this arena by cops. And he dares to threaten a fellow journalist denying his right to free speech? News flash Moneyfarts: You have as much authority as Colonel Mustard. Felix and I can say whatever we want, whenever we want, so long as we do our jobs. You may threaten to fire half the roster, but that's just too easy for you isn't it? I guess I took you wrong, you aren't a man who'd rather make men suffer to know their place and with everyone gone you won't need anyone to get all in your face. Maybe you should've lost when Project X put you in that tag match after all, the irony is that your partner who won with you is the one you just threatened. You really are a senile old fart and by god you will never be half the man Proto is. |
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| 005 | Mar 3 2017, 11:25 PM Post #12 |
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Allan: Pennybags, what a jack*ss. Maybe if you had a brain that wasn't the same size as those tiny things you call balls, you wouldn't be in the position you are in. Now, you got to harass the people whom wrestle for your company and the announcers whom have to put up with your crap because your an idiot, a nimrod, a stupid bastard, a 10 gallon hat wearing bald *ss stupid son b*tch. How about you be a man and bring your *ss to a police station and confess to your crimes so we can get someone with more brain in his head to run this company? *phone rings* Hello! 005? The hell are you doing, son? Did I just see you beat the hell out of Dolph Ziggler? You doing what? Aw sh*t. Well, if you are doing that, can you at least bring me and Roy a 12 pack of beer? Thank you. *phone hangs up* Well, looks like 005 is on his way here.....things might just get more interesting. |
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| prototype400 | Mar 4 2017, 09:45 AM Post #13 |
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![]() FTCW Women's Championship Fatal 4-Way Match (W) Ayame Vs. ??? Vs. ??? Vs. ??? Hartford Fans: AYAME! AYAME! AYAME! AYAME! Felix the Cat: Back to normally scheduled action... and I hope this turns out to be a good event! Next up we have the FTCW Women's Champion Ayame coming out here to defend her "pink gold" belt! Ayame won this belt with honor as she defeated Amy Rose by way of fast kicks and ninja techniques! She's able to stun her opponents with martial arts strikes and make them look silly! Hartford clearly supports this lady ninja! You can hear them cheering for Ayame! Maybe that's because the Women's Division hasn't been all that healthy lately? Now Ayame has 3 "mystery opponents", but who are they? I don't know! You don't know! Let's find out together, shall we? Spoiler: click to toggle Hartford Fans: *bunch of confused faces* WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? Uh... Are you seriously telling me that Carmen Sandiego has been given the green light to compete for the FTCW Women's Championship? When was the last time Carmen even step foot inside the ring to wrestle? Where in the world is FTCW Management going with these decisions? The Lady In Red, Carmen Sandiego, is strutting her stuff down to the ring as if she has a plan! If you know anything about her, you'd know not to trust her! Come on, Carmen! Let Ayame face someone who has wrestled recently! Carmen Sandiego: *gets on the mic in the ring* My dear Ayame... My dear Ayame... Have you no clue as to what's about to happen here? I warned you and all of Full Throttle Championship Wrestling that I vowed to help the Women's Division "grow", and thanks to my brilliance as a spy laying low and staying quiet, I have succeeded! You see, the Luxury Club's harmful words against the Women's Division back at Golden Road 4 stung this Lady In Red the most, and that led me to plan out this ironclad scheme! Ayame: *pissed off* *gets close to Carmen* Carmen: *"Talk to the hand!" pose* Get any closer to me, girl, and I'll strike you down international style! Just one question I simply needed to ask myself! "Carmen, why can't women beat men at their own game, and see how the guys feel when they don't have all the power in the wrestling ring?" *takes off her signature red hat* *heel smile* Too bad I'll have to make an example out of you, Ayame, because it's time for MY successful projects to be put to the test! I give to you, Ayame, and you, Hartford, Connecticut..... ..... ..... ..... THE TOWERS OF GIRL POWER! Hartford Fans: *many looks of cringing horror* *some front row fans get out of their seats in shock* Felix: *receives a paper from a freaked out FTCW worker* What's this? *reads the paper* *looks up at the entrance* O_O EEEEEEEKKK!!! OH MY GOOD BONANZA NOOOOOOO!!! Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a: *they both appear on stage in their new huge sizes* *they arrogantly march down the ramp* AIYA... WHAT THE... Uh... This can't be right! I'm just seeing this! According to this paper, Krystal and Carmelita Fox both just got... SUPER FREAKING FREAKAZOID HUUUUUUGE!!! They now both stand at... 7'2", weigh at an extremely bulging 425 pounds, and their biceps measure at 40 inches? WHAT THE HEY? They look completely ugly! Totally ugly! Ugh! Sights for sore eyes! I think I'm gonna throw up a hairball! What the? Krystal and Carma-Large-a: *they both chug down 1-gallon bottles of protein shakes each* *pair of LOUD burps* Hartford is officially freaking out at this! They look disgusted, frightened and peed off at the same time! Now they're booing these 2 super gigantic vixens! What are they drinking? Special "Incredible Hulk Instant Steroid Juice"? This is like one horrible science experiment that never should have started! The 2 giant vixens are now in the ring... and they completely engulf Ayame with their huge shadows! Look at Carmen Sandiego at ringside not giving a single darn! Carmen's laughing her butt off! Carmen's the Dr. Frankenstein to these 2 giant vixen Frankenstein monsters? Ayame looks shocked as all heck to see this! DING! What's Ayame supposed to do here? 3-on-1, NOT Fatal 4-Way, and 2 of her opponents are now Incredible Hulk Mountains! Ah! Here she goes! Kicks to Carmelita's huge shin! Kick to Krystal's huge shin! What? The Incredible Hulk Mountain Vixens aren't even moving! It's like they don't even feel these kicks! They're no selling these kicks? Carmen Sandiego is still laughing up a storm outside the ring, just watching! Ayame's ticked off! RAPID KICK FLURRY! Kicking the 2 giant vixens as fast as she can! Kick to the head? No? Carma-Large-a... is that her name now... caught the leg! OH MY WORD! LEG HOOK CHOKE SLAM! The ring just blasted shook from that force! Now Big Krystal... her name now?... has Ayame! Military Press..... SAMOAN DROP! Goodness! A rib-crushing slam right there! Maybe lung-hurting too? Carmen: *takes an unfolded steel chair and places it at ringside* *sits in the chair and files her nails* Oh yeah! Just sit back and watch a movie, Carmen Sandiego! Is that it? Hartford's having a really hard time digesting this FARCE of a Championship Match! I hope Ayame has life insurance! The Towers of Girl Power have her back up! Double Team punches with those 4 large vixen fists! DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! Easy lift and a painful drop! OH! Running Senton Splash by Carma-Large-a! Running Senton Splash by Big Krystal to follow! Why the heck do these vixens look so happy to be so freakishly huge? They pick up Ayame again and... What the? Carma-Large-a with a 1-Handed Military Press? The unbelievable roided up strength! INTO AN STO! Drops her down into that STO! Please stop this already! Now Big Krystal has her turn! Got Ayame back up! CHOKE BACKBREAKER! 2nd Choke Backbreaker! CHOKE GO TO SLEEP? Giant knee to the back of Ayame's skull! Hartford fans are turning their heads away from this brutality! They're witnessing the destruction of the lady ninja! Look at the referee! His blank scared eyes tell the story! Carma-Large-a yanks Ayame back up by the hair! BUCKLE BOMB! Just... Just... waaaaayy too much Girl Power! Big Krystal yanks Ayame back up by the hair! Irish Whip! POP UP POWERSLAM! Oh! Now look! Finally! Carmen Sandiego finally re-enters the ring to actually wrestle! Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a: *nWo finger points at Carmen* Of course! 3-on-1 Handicap Match! This was NEVER a Fatal 4-Way! Of course Mr. Monopoly knew about this proposal! He allowed this match to happen! Carmen picks up the scraps of a defeated lady ninja! Punches to Ayame! Arm Wrench Throw! 2nd Arm Wrench Throw! 3 Arm Wrench Throws in a row! Carmen picks up Ayame and... Chained Irish Whip... Rolling Vertical Suplex! Carmen has Ayame up again! Ayame has been destroyed, Carmen! You softened her up with those two huge freaks! OH NO! Knee Drop Brainbuster! Just look at the lady ninja! She's lifeless! Is this how she loses the FTCW Women's Championship? Carmen's got Ayame back up! WAIT! KICK? Numerous kicks? What the? Spin Kick to the gut? Flailing about, Ayame's giving it one more go! How? How is she doing this? Knee Strike to Carmen's gut! RAPID PALM STRIKES! That "Never Give Up" mentality! POINTED ELBOW FLURRY! Just how do you have the stamina for any of this now, Ayame? Oh! Carmen just grabbed her hair! Headbutt! Another Arm Wrench Toss! Ayame is stumbling back up! Oh my dear goodness no! Carma-Large-a and Big Big Krystal... DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Okay! Okay! I think that did it! Now you got what you wanted, Carmen Sandiego! Oh no! The 2 giant vixen monsters have Ayame back up by her throat! Double Choke high up in the air! They're not letting her go! My word! REF! REF! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! Ayame's getting blue in the face! Her breathing capacity! The 2 vixen monsters let go... only for Carmen to come in and Yakuza Kick Ayame square in the face! Ayame's picked back up! Come on! This is enough! STOP! What are the vixen mutants doing? Bouncing off the ropes? OH JUST HORRIBLE BONANZA! 2 freight trains of 425 pounds each... 850 pounds combined... TO HIT A SPEAR SANDWICH! The lady ninja's down, out cold..... and bleeding? Oh no... Ayame: *coughs up blood* *rolls on the mat in pain* For the love of cat nip, end this match already! Carmen has Ayame back up! Around the World In 80 Days? That's her new finisher? Fireman's Carry Vertical Brainbuster? That sudden switch! Kinda like a Death Valley Driver or Emerald Flowsion? Oh come on! Carmen with the cocky foot on the stomach pin! You conquered here, Carmen? 1.......2....... .......3! Carmen Sandiego is the new FTCW Women's Champion! Go ahead and celebrate this cheap victory, Carmen, because I won't celebrate this with you! Neither will Hartford! Disgusting, demoralizing, and in VERY bad taste! This is how you wanna win the Women's Title, Miss Sandiego? Wait a minute! Amy Rose: *runs down to the ring* *enters the ring* *shields Ayame from further assault* Amy's begging for mercy on Ayame's behalf! Amy Rose isn't happy about this as well! Amy: What are you doing? This is NOT how we do our jobs in Women's Wrestling! Stop hurting Ayame! Giantessa: *runs down to the ring* OH NO! NOT HER TOO! Giantessa! Julie Canfield! She just ran down to the ring, and she's in! Oh my goodness! 7'5" and 450 pounds of the Queen Bee thrown into this? Amy Rose continues to shield Ayame! Oh no! Giantessa yanks Amy up by her hair! PINK DECIMATOR! Pumphandle Emerald Flowsion spikes Amy's head down! Now what? Giantessa lifts Amy back up... into the Torture Rack? PINK SHOCK! Torture Rack Backbreaker! "Girl Power" has gotten absolutely out of hand! Now what? Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a have Amy Rose back up! Giantessa's joining in? No! TRIPLE TEAM MOVE? NOOOOOO!!! Giantessa with a Powerbomb, and then Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a with the Double Team Choke Slam as well! Amy gets slammed right on top of Ayame! What is this? This is baloney! I can't say anything more about this! This is a train wreck! The Women's Division could be buried after all, folks! Carmen Sandiego: *top turnbuckle pose with her newly won FTCW Women's Championship belt* *puts her red hat back on* *heel smile* Giantessa, Big Krystal and Carma-Large-a: *trio of super deeply low voices* TOWERS OF GIRL POWER! *they all fold their arms* *intimidating monster heel looks* Hartford Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! *they throw crap into the ring* Amy and Ayame: X_X X_X End of Part 2... |
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| 005 | Mar 4 2017, 10:27 AM Post #14 |
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Allan: *shakes his head at what he just saw* Beauty has become the beast. Carmen has become an arrogant puppet master and all of this just because Proto's gone. |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 4 2017, 10:33 AM Post #15 |
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So that was Carmen Sandiego's plan all along, that's why Krystal and Carmelita are so huge... Carmen gave them some growth shake that increased their size to form an all women faction of pure muscle and brutality. Poor Ayame, she gave it her best but in the end it's like watching Samurai Jack fight against the Guardian. No matter how skilled they were, no matter what they threw in, Krystal and Carmelita were just too strong, too big, and perhaps more powerful than Simon Dean's Gymini team (Yet despite being undefeated, they didn't stay long enough to be champions). And Carmen didn't really have to do a thing until the two girls left Ayame broken and crippled. Once the champion was down, all Carmen had to do was take on the scraps to steal the Women's Championship. And as if having two muscled bound lasses working for Carmen wasn't enough, even Giantessa is in on the plan. Not even Amy Rose could handle this much power despite her best efforts to defend Ayame from further harm. True Monopoly may have allowed this match to happen, but I doubt Carmen is the type to work for anybody and I know her well. Carmen prefers to be in charge, that all this was entirely her plan, and because she's smart enough to realize it was the Club who insulted the Women's division in the first plan so Carmen concocted this whole scheme so the women can get the respect they deserve by being strong enough to even crush the mightiest of men. And so was born the 'Towers of Girl Power', possibly a threatening faction not just toward the active Women's roster but possibly all of FTCW (And I have a hunch not even those Country Club dicks are safe). So Carmen Sandiego stands as our new Women's Champion thanks to her latest project. Then again, I would expect Carmen to win this way like a thief. I can only imagine what the remainder of Girl Power will do when they decide to pursue the other titles FTCW has to offer. Edited by Bryce Kanyon, Mar 4 2017, 10:35 AM.
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| Ryan Knight | Mar 4 2017, 11:59 AM Post #16 |
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So during the trial Phoenix Wright and Dick Tracy get their "smoking gun" that would probably put Monopoly out of power, but Prototype's mismanaging of money while owner might keep this case from being a sure thing. Granted Mr. Monopoly decided to have the Trios Champions arrested and tried to get a mime on the roster, so he might do something stupid to get taken out as owner before the court comes to a decision. As for the women's division, they may have crowned their last Women's Champion because as long as Carmen has 3 titans backing her up, no one will be getting close to that title. |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 4 2017, 12:23 PM Post #17 |
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So either way Monopoly just fucked himself, a sure fire win to get him out of power for sure. And I'm going to laugh my ass off when that moment happens. I mean really who actually thinks a mime was going to be on the roster. He'd probably just end up a jobber anyway even if he did win. And if it'll be tough to get to Carmen due to her three guards, once those three are winning gold these four women will truly feel empowered over ALL the men in FTCW. Well except for me because I don't go down no matter how many times people beat me up. It never works on me. |
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| prototype400 | Mar 4 2017, 03:25 PM Post #18 |
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More Impromptu? Mr. Monopoly: *marches down the entrance ramp again* *whistles* Felix the Cat: Wrestling fans... we are back to Risk & Reward and... what the heck is he doing now? Has Mr. Monopoly gone mad or something? He's back out here again and... Hartford Police Officers: *a group of 8 cops take Beer Jerky by force down the ramp* Roy Houston: What the hell's your problem, Moneyfool? Forcin' Quickdraw to compete in a match when he's drinkin' beer? Allan Basham: Don't you dare arrest me, cops! I'll be layin' the beatin' on ya and snake bitin' ya if I get the cuffs! What the heck is this? Are we getting another impromptu match? Is Mr. Monopoly having a mental meltdown or something? What's this about? The FTCW Tag Team Champions, "Quickdraw" Roy Houston and "Carolina Copperhead" Allan Basham are being brought into the ring by force! You can just tell they want to kick the butts of these 8 cops... but if the warning to Tails stands, then they can't do anything to these cops neither! Roy and Allan: *they are tossed into the ring* *they hold onto their Tag Team Championship belts* Mr. Monopoly: *standing at ringside with a mic* I hear you Superstars gossiping behind my back! You two, Beer Jerky, have been doing the most gossiping! So you think it's funny that you give me a swirly in my golden toilet in Sydney, Australia? Is that funny, Roy Houston? Hartford Fans: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! [/Daniel Bryan] SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY! Mr. Monopoly: Nope! You don't get to talk! You don't have that right! Neither do you, Allan! You trying to get to MY employee Bobby Mitchell? Cross Country Copperheads? They are DEAD! Do you hear me, Allan? They are DEAD! That tag team is history! And speaking of tag teams, we're gonna have ourselves ANOTHER impromptu match! Hartford will get its money's worth, and so will I! FTCW Tag Team Championship Match! Beer Jerky vs. ...these guys! *leaves* *the Rent-A-Food Truck unusually swerves down the entrance ramp* *long awkward pause* What the hey is this? What's with the substitute food truck stopping, and nobody getting out? Keith Austin, Mike Cross, Alex Star and Lewis Rivers: *they pop out of the food truck* WHAT THE HEY? LUXURY CLUB? What are they doing driving the food truck? What's going on here? Luxury Club: *they rip Mark Baker out of the food truck* Mark Baker: *has a black eye* *bruised and beat up on the face* Chef Reuben Deli: *is taken out by the Luxury Club* *all duct taped up* *mouth covered in duct taped* X_X Are you... seriously kidding me now? The Food Truck Chefs get beat up? If it's not Bryce Kanyon, it's these guys getting beat down? The Luxury Club just threw Mark Baker, who wasn't duct taped up, into the ring! Roy and Allan don't know what to think! The LXC are taking Chef Reuben Deli back inside the food truck! What are you doing with a duct taped chef? They're taking Reuben away! How in the heck is this even remotely fair? The food truck is driving off! Back up the entrance ramp! Keith Austin: *eats a custom made hamburger before he takes the driver's seat* *drives off* Hartford Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! ![]() ![]() FTCW Tag Team Championship - Handicap Match (TC) "Quickdraw" Roy Houston and "Carolina Copperhead" Allan Basham (Beer Jerky) vs. "Sous Chef" Mark Baker DING! DING! DING! What is this supposed to be? This is a Handicap Match for the Tag Team Titles? Logic? Where is it? Rapid double team stomps by Beer Jerky on the already beat up Mark Baker! They got the Sous Chef back up! Double Irish Whip to the ropes! OH WOW! Roy with a Flapjack, and Allan turned that into a Front Powerslam! Nice switch! Allan Basham will stay in as legal, but even he doesn't like this! Ruthless stomps all over Mark's body! This is 100% unfair! Not a way to get another championship shot! Allan picks up Mark and... plants him back down with a Running DDT! No energy at all from Myrtle Beach Marvelous! Ooh! Running Pointed Elbow Drop by Allan! 2nd! 3 Pointed Elbows in a row! TAG! Allan will tag Roy into this match! GOOD GOLLY! Allan with a Sidewalk Slam, and Roy crashes down off the top rope with the Shawn Michaels style Elbow Drop! Sweet tag team combo! Now Quickdraw's just punishing Mark! Grounded punches! Not stopping! The referee has to rip Roy off Mark! Roy just drags Mark to a bottom turnbuckle! Laying the Texas boots onto him! Mudhole Stomp! Walkin' it dry! Get that anger out! Roy has Mark back up! Inverted Atomic Drop! Spinebuster! Texas 2 Step connects! Is there any fight at all in the embattled Baker? Now look! Quickdraw's just playfully slapping Mark silly! Hartford's trying all they can to encourage Mark, but... OH NO! Going for that blasted Ankle Lock! Roy wants to end it right here and now! Back-to-back-to-back farces of matches? Wait a minute! Mark flips Roy down? He's back up? Roy charges! Punches to Roy's face! YES! Mark's gonna fight! 2-Hand Chops to the chest! Knife Edge Chops to the chest! Kick to the gut! Running DDT by Mark! Buying himself time somehow! I'll just be blunt now! Mark Baker looks like crap! His face looks black and blue from those Luxury Club-made bruises! He's got Quickdraw back up! Vertical Suplex! He's in pain! So slow to get up is Marcus! He can't tag out to Reuben because Reuben ain't there in the corner! Mark picks up Roy and... he goes for the South Carolina Bomb! Pumphandle Sitout Powerbomb! No! Roy lands behind Mark! Neckbreaker counter! TAG! Back in goes Allan Basham! He and Roy pick up Mark and... Inverted Atomic Drop by Roy! Inverted Shoulderbreaker by Allan! Diving Double Knee Drop by Roy! Running Senton Splash by Allan! This is so sad! How can you call this a legitimate Championship Match? Only in Mr. Monopoly's world... Allan will keep running! Corner Slingshot Splash! Pin! 1.......2....... NO! Mark got the shoulder up! How in the world can Mark Baker take such a beating and keep going? The resilience of the man from Myrtle Beach! Allan picks up Mark and puts on a Headlock! Wait a minute! Mark seems to be waking up! Can he get out of this? What? Is he... reversing this? INTO AN UNPRETTIER? Are you kidding me? Mark looks totally awake now! Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess! Come on, Mark! Keep fighting! Just show your fighting spirit! Wait a minute! BONANZA FROM TEXAS, YA'LL! What was that? What the hey? Diving Quickdraw Cutter II off the top turnbuckle? RKO from up above? Can we call that the Quickdraw Cutter III? Blink and you miss that! Mark Baker is back to being asleep! Hartford just flipped out for that move! Allan Basham is back up! Beer Jerky with the tag team... finisher? QUICKDRAW KIDNEY CLAMP! Quickdraw Cutter and Kidneystone Krusher combo! That should keep Mark down, and that's probably for the best! Allan hooks the leg! 1.......2....... ......3! Hartford doesn't look happy! Even though they just retained their FTCW Tag Team Championship belts, Beer Jerky looks so peed off about this! This is too sad for words! Roy and Allan are talking poop to the Hartford police officers! This is ridiculous! Is Mr. Monopoly going to put FTCW under complete tyranny now? Roy and Allan are being taken away by the police! What? Are they joining Sonic, Tails and Knuckles at the Hartford Police Department? Ugh! My mind is getting numb now! Hartford Police Officers: *they subdue Roy and Allan* *they arrest them both with handcuffs and take them away* Roy: Wait til I find a way to destroy that old bag of a billionaire Mr. Bankrupt again! *Stone Cold laugh* Allan: And all I just wanted to do was to drink some beer and eat some jerky! That old man's gettin' bit! 005: *watching this unfold from a press box high up in the XL Center* *shakes his head* Golden Office: Pink Slip-Mania? Luxury Club: *they bring up the duct taped Reuben Deli into the office* *they shove Reuben down to the floor* Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh: *they are also shoved into the office* Riggs: Hey! Watch it! Come on, guys! Murtaugh: Watch the jacket! I paid good money for this! Riggs: Get off me now, will ya? Murtaugh: What the hell is all ya'll's problems? Kid Muscle: *enters the office with 0% confidence* Griffin Spade: *enters the office with severe limps in his right knee* Mr. Monopoly: *turns around in his chair looking SUPER pissed off* Gentlemen..... this is THE last time that I, the Boss of FTCW, will be stood up and made a joke of! This is THE last time that I have MY authority belittled, and THE last time that my leniency as FTCW Owner goes unappreciated! All of you repay my acts of kindness by talking behind my back, disrespecting me, and ruin MY Turbo programming? Conspire against me, will you? Well, do you know what my favorite color is right now? Take a guess! *silence* Mr. Monopoly: PINK! As in "pink slip"! I have brought all of you here into my office for a reason! Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh, lousy has-been heroes from the 1980's, your services as part of MY Security Team are no longer needed! I never wanted to you use idiots anyway! Griffin Spade... you never could recover from your lingering knee injury, huh? That's too bad! Too bad! We can't have a career injury bug on our roster, now can we? Kid Muscle... you were great for some time, but your luster has been long lost! I don't think you'll ever get it back here! Chef Reuben Deli... down there on the floor, just helplessly flopping around like a fish who's about to be made into a fish filet sandwich! YOU ARE ALL FIIIIIIIRED!!! Get out of MY FTCW immediately! Pack your bags and leave! You 5 will NEVER EEEEEVVEEER..... work in MY FTCW ag-ai-n! [/Chris Jericho] Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200! JUST GET OUT! Riggs: We did our jobs, but that's not good enough anymore? Pfft! Fine! You go get lost, old man! *leaves* Murtaugh: Assign us to the parking lot only, you dumb piece of.. Listen! Your diplomatic immunity... will be revoked! [/Lethal Weapon 2 ending] Kid Muscle: *shrugs his shoulders* Oh well! I wanted to retire and go back home anyway! See ya in the funny papers! *leaves* Griffin Spade: No one remembers me except if they had owned a Nintendo 64 anyway! I'll say goodbye to my boys in camouflage! *leaves* Chef Reuben Deli: *SUPER sad "I'm about to cry!" face* *squirms around in his duct tape trap* Hartford Fans: BBBOOOOOOO!!! LEADERSHIP! LEADERSHIP! LEADERSHIP! LEADERSHIP! Meanwhile Back In Washington D.C. ... FTCW Commissioner Frank Reagan: *on his cell phone* Yes, that's right! The judge needs to reach a decision on this matter very soon! ... Frank: I know! It's troubling me too! The case is pretty strong against him, but we'll see how the judge rules this! ... I wish it didn't take the judge this long to decide! It's obvious what happened! FTCW GM Leroy Jethro Gibbs: *on his cell phone* We have a lot of... catching up to do! ... Gibbs: I know! We didn't say goodbye on the best of terms! That's on me! My mistake! ... You're almost in the clear now! Everything's in place! Frank: *covers his phone* Are they on their way there? Gibbs: *covers his phone* What does it sound like to you? Frank: *smiles* Nothing but good signs! Gibbs: *smiles* I guess the firework's aren't too far behind, are they? Frank: I just hope that Henry Allen will be okay when he gets to Hartford! Gibbs: He's a soldier, Frank! Soldiers press on! Frank: But can this soldier press on with the truth that he just revealed? War changes a man after all! Gibbs: The truth should set anyone free, soldier or normal citizen! End of Part 3... |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 4 2017, 03:36 PM Post #19 |
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Uh... WHAT?! Now how was this a fair match and for the tag team titles for fuck's sake? It's one thing to set an impromptu match forcing Beer Jerky to fight for their titles, but rather than have Monopoly's country snobs compete but rather a beaten down Mark Baker (And without his tag partner?) this is staging to be the most ridiculous event I have ever watched. Mark didn't even have the strength to compete and it was obvious Beer Jerky was going to win with a sour taste. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the rumors are true that some stars were being fired and it be old Mr. Swirly dishing out the pink slips. We lose the show's security for duo, Griffin gets the boot for not recovering fast enough, Kid Muscle gets kicked out... Because... and if getting beat up and not competing with Mark didn't make his night bad, now we lose Chef Reuben Deli who I had the pleasure of working with for a cooking segment. All the more reason why I hope the court finds Moneyfarts guilty and put him out of power or god forbid Monopoly will just buy his way to freedom. News flash Moneyfarts: FTCW makes fun of you ALL DAY! So... HA!!! |
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| Boobzilla | Mar 4 2017, 05:32 PM Post #20 |
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