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| Boobzilla | Jan 31 2017, 12:04 AM Post #1 |
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(A camera activates as we see Bobby with a smile on his face.) Bobby- hello everybody! As you can see I am in lovely Boise, Idaho here as this latest episode of turbo will be held at. Now as you know, the show will feature 2 semi main events and 1 huge main event. One of those semi events is that little punk ass Catch 22 defending his FTCW championship against myself or my good buddy Allan Basham. As you have seen in the latest segment FTCW management can't decide between us as there was a tie and now it seems it's up to the champ himself to decide. Well I already made myself clear about me deserving that title shot, now it's time for the people to make themselves clear! (Bobby steps to his side as there are a mob of fans in the streets as their roaring with cheers.) Fans- CCK, CCK, CCK!!!! Bobby- (chuckles) lets go ask them shall we. Follow me motherfucker. (Bobby approaches a young man that looks like he's 22 years old.) Bobby- what's your name brother? Fan- Johnny Bobby- Johnny since you live here in Boise, Idaho do you like potatos? Johnny- hell yeah I do Bobby- alright, my question then is since you like potatos, do you like that Potato head Catch 22? Johnny- hell no that guy is rotten as hell! Bobby- exactly! So should I be the one that smashes that rotten potato head!? Johnny- (too sweets Bobby) hell yeah CCK 4 life! (Bobby then approaches a 25 year old woman.) Bobby- what's your name beautiful? Fan- Anna Bobby- Anna? Beautiful name so tell me then Anna who do you have a crush on myself or Scotty Cross? Anna- you! Bobby- me? Why is that? Anna- because your hot as hell and Scotty is a disgusting and poor excuse of a man. (Bobby gets a kiss on the cheek as fans go crazy.) Bobby- WOOOOO!!!! Okay give me a megaphone! (Bobby has a megaphone as he prepares to speak.) Bobby- how many of you have come to see the show!? (Fans give a huge reaction) Bobby- awesome! ate there any Catch 22 fans out here!? (Fans start booing big time) Fans- Scotty sucks, Scotty sucks, Scotty sucks!!! Bobby- wow now that is crazy! Well then would you like to see my good buddy and best friend Allan Basham cash in his wild card title and challenge for the FTCW championship!? (Fans give a mixed reaction) Bobby- okay half and half that's fine I think he will get his chance soon. Anyways, who would like to see me moo the floor with that dickless Catch 22!? (Fans give a huge reaction.) Bobby- then would you guys like to see me break that idiot king Arthur's streak as well!? (Fans give an even bigger reaction.) Bobby- then come on people let your voices be heard! (Bobby does the NWO point to the fans as the camera zooms in on the rabid crowd.) Fans- CCK, CCK, CCK!!! (Bobby puts away the megaphone as he approaches the camera.) Bobby- as you can see Scotty Cross, these people are not gonna be on your side as they know that I am destined to beat you and become FTCW champion and break King Arthur's impressive undefeated streak. So Scotty Cross all you have to do is make the right choice and choose me, otherwise no matter what city we're in, I'll always have these people screaming as loud as they can to give me a shot! Also When I do get my shot I am gonna remind you Mr. Monopoly and the rest of the Luxury Club, I do not want any interference as I can handle this myself. I hope the same can be said about the FTCW roster will do the same since they have been known to interfere like a bunch of pussies like the Freedom Fighters, Treasure Hunrers, Bryce Kenton, Felix the cats biased commentary. You know the usual bullshit, but for the love of god please no interference or I will make your life a living hell! So Scotty like I said before it's either your title being lost, vs your pride being lost. Think about it. Tick tock. Tick tock. |
![]() Won't remove signature till Godzilla is in SCAW E-Fed accomplishments DWA: Owner of DWA FZW: 1x FZW Havok tag team champion and 1x FZW world tag team champion w/Allan Basham WWE-X: Zero-One MITB holde EWA: 1x EWA Hybrid champion, 1x ewa world tag team champion w/Allan Basham RWA: 1x Premier 1 champion, RWA MITB winner, and 1x RWA champion FTCW: 1x FTCW champion two time Efed tag team of the year with Allan Basham 2015 and 2016, and 2016 Efed rookie of the year ![]() Vote for Master Chief to win CTS 9! Theme song: Halo theme song or Only the Strong will Survive Signatures: delayed Suplex and sit out spinebuster Finishers: Spear and Spartanator(dominator) | |
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