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| RWA Heatwave 2015 Kick-Off Show | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 6 2015, 05:56 AM (56 Views) | |
| Keith Austin | Jun 6 2015, 05:56 AM Post #1 |
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VOTE FOR GOKU
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Renee Young: Hello everyone this is the Heatwave Kickoff show. I am Renee Young and with me are my two co hosts two former RWA Champions Miroku and Jace. Hey guys how are you today? Miroku: Feeling good. Jace: Amp'd up my beautiful lady. Renee: Jace you know that I'm with Dean Ambrose right? Jace: So Miroku: Jace getting rejected I know how that feels. Jace: Hey I don't sexually harass a woman and get bitch slapped across my face. I politely ask a woman if I can grab her ass. Miroku: and how did that work for you? Jace: Not very well. Renee: Guys let's get on topic here. Tonight is perhaps going to be one of Super Rage's biggest events as Heatwave is one of RWA's major shows. So tonight we are starting off with the Open Challenge for the Extreme Championship. It was supposed to be Strider vs Hibiki in a rematch but after what happened on Super Rage 97. Strider suffered a concussion after that Sledge Hammer shot to the skull by Apocalypse. So Jace what is your thoughts on this? Jace: My thoughts? I will tell you my thoughts. IM FUCKING PISSED. THE PACK WAS GOING TO TAKE AWAY A CHAMPIONSHIP FROM THE BULLSHIT CLUB. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? THEY GOT SO FUCKING SCARED OF STRIDER THEY TOOK A CHEAPSHOT SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND GAVE HIM A CONCUSSION. Just be glad that they didn't end up killing him because if they did. OH YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.and I don't give a shit who the fuck challenges Hibiki. either if its a Pack member or not I just hope he takes away the championship away from that double crossing Cunt. Miroku: I don't think you can say that. Jace: I don't care Hibiki is one. Renee: Ok Miroku what's your thoughts on this? Miroku: Honestly I'm with Jace on this. It was a cowardliness act from the Bullet Club but I think Hibiki will retain the title. Because he has the Bullet Club on his side. and you know damn well they will try and make sure that Hibiki keeps the title. Renee: We will be right back as we will show you a classic Heatwave match. (classic Heatwave moment) (Heatwave 2014 Peach vs Zelda) Renee Young: hello everyone Renee Young here and with me is one of the women that going to compete for the Vixens Championship. Princess Peach. So Peach what is your strategy going in to this match? Peach: Renee you see what I have here? Young: a paper bag? Peach: No it's a picture of the woman that I love Zelda. Young: what are you talking about? Peach: what am i talking about? I'm talking about zelda she loves me. and I love her look at that picture. Young: looks like a cheap photoshop to me. Peach: No it's not. It's Real! Our Love is Real!!! isn't that right zelda? Young: ummm that's a cardboard stand in of zelda. she's not real. Peach: what did you say? Keith: Peach is attacking Renee Young and the security is there to pull her off. Peach: Come on Zelda let's go. *Peach takes the cardboard Zelda with her* *later on* Keith: here comes peach and that cardboard cut out of Zelda with her. Peach: Hey everyone I'm Peach and this one right here is Zelda and I love her and she loves me. So Zelda do you Love me? what why are just standing there? Tell me that you love me? answer me!!! Keith: I think Peach has gone loco. Jason: You can say that again. Peach: Oh yeah I'm supposed to face you for the vixen championship. So Zelda honey can you lay down for me so I can win. what why aren't you laying down for me? don't you love me Zelda? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!! Keith: She just slapped the head off the cardboard cut out of Zelda. Peach: Zelda? baby? Look at what you all did to her? You all made me do this!!!!! *after Zelda's entrance* Peach: Zelda? I thought you were dead. Zelda: no peach you did not kill me. Peach you need help. You are going around telling everyone that I love you. Peach I don't love you. Why should I love you? You've been attacking me for months. why should I love you? Peach: Because you are the greatest thing i ever seen in my life. everyone told me that you are the greatest princess in the Nintendo universe. and first I thought they were crazy. Then I realized they were right. you are the greatest princess ever. you fight your own battles. hell even when you got kidnapped you still escaped. but me I always get kidnapped by a fucking giant turtle. So I had to have you I want to be you. I want you zelda! Zelda: Peach no. You need to stop right now. you are crazy. Peach: I'm not crazy!!!! you want to see crazy I'll show you crazy!!!! *ding* Jason: The bell rings and Peach is scratching the eyes out of zelda. She is starting to kick Zelda. She picks Zelda up and suplex. she is now choking her. Keith: The ref is trying to get peach to let go. he pulls her off and she slapped the ref in the face! Wait peach grabs zelda and she is going for the Peach bomb! a Michikou driver. and she hits it the cover 1..........2........and Zelda kicked out. Peach going for another Peach bomb but wait Zelda counters and ZDT!!!! Zelda with the ZDT! The cover 1..........2......and Peach's foot is under the bottom rope. Zelda picks Peach up and Toadstool Slam! the cover 1......2........3. Finkel: here is your winner and the first ever RWA Vixen Champion Princess Peach! Jason: She did it! Peach has made History! Keith: wait peach is grabbing Zelda by the hair and She is kissing her. Jason: I think she slipped the tongue into zelda's mouth! This is great! Keith: and now Peach just hit zelda over the head with the Vixen Championship. and she is getting out of the ring skipping up the ramp with the Vixen championship on her shoulders. (end classic moment) Jacee: That indeed was a Classic I miss crazy Lesbian Peach. Renee: We are back and Keith has made an announcement that from now on RWA is no longer Pg-13 but now Rated M. he says he is sick and tired of making this show pg he wants this show to be hardcore and more uncensored. so we are going Mature Jace: Thank god now I can say this. BITCH FUCK ASSHOLE SHIT PUSSY DILDO BARBARA STREISAND F**** wait I can't say F****? Renee: Keith said the show is mature but he still doesn't want to offend people. Jace: Hey it's not like I said the N word or anything. Miroku: Just be glad you haven't said that. Renee Young: anyways Keith is at ringside for our Kickoff show match. Keith: Thank you Renee. what a match we have here tonight. Finkel: The following contest is set for one fall. Finkel: Introducing first a member of the Bullet Club Johnny Cage. Finkel: and the opponent Erron Black *ding* Keith: The bell rings and the match is on the way. Both men lock up and Cage has Black in a headlock but Erron Black counters with a Back suplex and Johnny Cage landed on his neck! Erron Black now picks Cage up whips him and hits a Thesz Press and starts punching him. He drops the elbow and goes for the cover 1.................2........and Cage kicked out. Black goes for a suplex but Cage hits a DDT. he goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair and he whacks Erron Black with it and he does it again and again and again. There is No DQ in mega events so there is nothing the ref can do. Cage drops the chair and goes for the cover 1..........2........and Black kicked out. Cage is going for the Major Cut on the chair but Black counters. and he hits the Gunslinger the cover 1.......................2........and Cage kicks out. Black grabs Cage and He hits the Headshot (Rain Maker) He is waiting for Cage to get up and he hits a second Gunslinger and the cover 1...............2...............3. Finkel: here is your winner Erron Black. Keith: Erron Black picks up the win here tonight well that is it for the Kickoff show stay tuned for Heatwave 2015. Edited by Keith Austin, Jun 6 2015, 08:40 AM.
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