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| DAW Extinction Episode 12 Part 2; The Opening and The DAW Reel, hosted by Alex Superstar | |
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| V-Pac/CD Xtreme | Mar 3 2012, 11:50 PM Post #1 |
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Cousins of Mayhem
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppfzn5BBfiQ (The opening plays.) (The scene fades in as we see a ton of pyrotechnics go off throughout the arena. The camera pans as we see a fired up capacity crowd all ready for tonight’s show.) Ron: Welcome everyone once again, for DAW Extinction, Episode 12. Hello everyone, we are The Voices of Extinction. I’m Anchorman Ron Burgundy, alongside Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and Body we are just two weeks away from Extinction’s next CPV, the highly anticipated, Top of the Class. Jesse: I can tell you, Ron. Top of the Class, cannot get here any sooner. For weeks the tension has been building around here on Extinction, and I gotta feeling it’s going to come to ahead right here tonight on Extinction. Ron: And of course one of the things we are all wondering is, what is this special announcement that The Co-Presidents of Extinction, The Cousins of Mayhem have in store for The DAW Universe. They were overseas all last week, now they have returned and have sent word that they have a huge announcement that could shake the very foundation of Extinction. What’s is this earth shattering announcement they have in store??? Where gonna find out later tonight. But right now, where gonna kick things off with an episode...of The DAW Reel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGcr3_m410I Astley: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, The Host of The DAW Reel, ALEX SUPERSTAR. (Alex appears on stage doing the Chris Jericho pose. He turn around to face the crowd as pyrotechnics go off. Alex heads to the ring slapping the hands of the crowd on his way to the ring.) Ron: And there he is, ladies and gentlemen, the man who The COM have chosen to put there faith in, as well as the host of The DAW Reel, Alex Superstar. Jesse: I gotta say, Ron. Alex has guts to actually want to interview the man who is the reason why he has that eyepatch over his left eye. The same man he will be facing in two weeks at Top of the Class. Ron: But avenging the injury to his eye is just one thing on Alex’s plate, the very fate of DAW Extinction will hang in the balance at Top of the Class when Alex goes one on one with his guest on tonight’s episode of The DAW Reel. (Alex enters the ring. He grabs a mic and sits on one of the stools set in the middle of the ring.) Alex: WHAT’S UP DAWWWWWWWW UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!! (the crowd cheers.) Alex: And welcome to another...exciting edition of...THE DAW REEL BABY!!!!! (The crowd continues to cheer.) Alex: Now most of you why I am wearing this eyepatch on my eye, but for those of you who may be new to The DAW Universe, let me show what happened to me a few months ago. (Footage of Sektor using his wrist mounted flamethrowers to blind Alex back on Extinction Episode 1 is shown.) Alex: Yeah...that...was pretty painful to watch again, after all this time. But needless to say It didn’t end my career either...because I came back..and did this!!! (Footage of Alex returning on Extinction Episode 7 is shown as he eliminates Sektor from The Gauntlet for The Gold.) Alex: Now, in two weeks at Top of the Class, I get to get some long overdue payback, on that walking ketchup bottle, who coincidentally is my guest on this episode of The DAW Reel. So ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to my guest, and the man who I will destroy circuit by circuit at Top of The Class, The Lin Kuei’s own, SEKTOR!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_YEMAAh6rQ (Green Matrix like number chains appear on stage as Sektor teleports from thin air. Sektor stops midway, down the ramp, and holds his arms into the air as rockets fire from his arms and pyrotechnics go off.) Ron: And there he is, ladies and gentlemen, the man who put Alex in the hospital for weeks with burns to his face and eyes, The Lin Kuei’s own Sektor. Jesse: And to my surprise, he’s actually coming to the ring alone, without Cyrax or The World Heavyweight Champion with him. Ron: I don’t like the looks of these, if I were Alex, I would have eyes in the back of my head at all times, while he’s out here. You never know where those Lin Kuei will be hiding. (Sektor enters the ring and grabs a mic and stares down Alex.) Alex: So...I’m impressed, you actually decided to come out alone here tonight. But as far as i’m concerned Sektor, your still a walking...talking...ketchup bottle!!!!! (The fans cheer for that comment and start chanting ketchup bottle, which starts to annoy Sektor a little bit.) Alex: So Sektor, I bet your wondering why I decided to have you as a guest on tonight’s episode of The DAW Reel. You see, I ask you out here... Sektor: Because you are going to beg for forgiveness aren’t you??? (The crowd boo’s Sektor.) Ron: I don’t think that’s why Alex called him out here. Jesse: neither do I. Sektor: You called me out here because you know, deep down inside, there is no way in hell, you are going to walk out of Top of The Class, the winner of our match, and to think Those two fools who run this show have put there faith in you. (The crowd continues to boo.) Sektor: You asked me to come out here, because you know at Top of The Class, YOU will be the sole reason why, The Lin Kuei’s plan to take over DAW will succeed. After I finish what I started with you and your sight, The Cousins of Mayhem will be forced to step down from there role as Co-Presidents of Extinction...and then The Lin Kuei will stand unopposed from anyone here on Extinction. Face it Alex, at Top of The Class, you...will...fail, just like you always fail at everything in your miserable life. (the crowd continues to boo Sektor.) Alex: Well Sektor, if you think I asked you out here so that I can beg for forgiveness, then...sorry wrong answer, you don’t win the grand prize!!!! (The crowd starts to cheer Alex.) Alex: You see, Sektor, I asked for you to be a guest on my show...because I wanted to tell you what I plan on doing to you, when we face off at Top of The Class. You see if I do manage to lose to you, then your right, The Cousins of Mayhem will have to step down as Co-Presidents of Extinction...but if, wait not if, WHEN I beat you at Top of The Class...your gonna give me the name of The Son of a Bitch who put that bounty on my head. (The crowd starts to cheer Alex.) Alex: You see, ever since I found out someone put a bounty on my head, my life has not been the same. I don’t know who knows about it, and who’s out to get me, and it seems to me whoever placed that bounty made some kind of deal with you bastards to try and end my career. I don’t take too kindly to that. To make matters even worse for me, you tried to permanently blind me. You tried to take away one the most important senses that a Pro Wrestler needs to live out his dream. His sight. So at Top of The Class, Sektor, it’s gonna be an eye for an eye. I don’t care how many of your Lin Kuei buddies you stack in front of me. I will knock them all down like a row of domino’s until it’s you and me. And when the dust settles, an it’s all said and done, The Dark Savior will be the one left standing at Top of The Class. Then after i’m done with you, i’m gonna take out the person who put that bounty on me!!!! (The crowd continues to cheer.) Sektor: You just don’t get it do you??? (The crowd boo’s Sektor.) Sektor: What makes you even THINK I need any help of my fellow Lin Kuei to take you out??? Hell, Cyrax and Smoke aren’t even here tonight. They have trust me to handle anything Lin Kuei related on this dumb brand for tonight. Alex: Is that so??? (Alex gets up from his stool.) Alex: Well...it looks like your gonna wish your Clan Members where here. Sektor: And why the hell is that??? Alex: Because there’s no one to stop me...from doing this!!! Ron: OW!!!! Alex just nailed Sektor with that stool he was sitting on. Jesse: I knew this was going to happen. It was inevitable. Ron: Alex Superstar unloading on Sektor, with some mounted punches, WOW WHAT THE??? Jesse: What the hell was that??? Ron: Some kind of Red Mist just came flying out of Sektor’s arm, and it seems to have hit Alex right in his good EYE!!!! Jesse: Alex is out. Ron: Missile Massakre by Sektor onto Alex Superstar, Oh wait a minute, what’s Sektor doing??? Jesse: He’s gonna hit Alex in the face again with that flamethrower. Ron: Oh no, not again. I don’t want to see this happen again, WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Jesse: Here comes The Calvary. Ron: The Number One Contender to Smoke’s DAW World Heavyweight Championship, The Green Arrow, as he chases Sektor off with a steel chair. Jesse: And it’s good thing too. Who knows what could have happen to Alex’s sight, if he got hit in the face with fire again. ????: HEY!!!!! HEY SEKTOR!!!! Ron: What the hell??? Jesse” It’s one half of The Cousins of Mayhem. It’s V-Pac up on the tron. V-Pac: Hey Sektor, If I were you, I wouldn’t even think about leaving this area. Because I just thought of tonight’s Main event. Since neither of your clan members happen to be here tonight. Sektor, tonight your gonna go one on one...with The Green Arrow!!!! (The fas cheer for that decision.) Ron: Oh man. A Mega Monday rematch between Sektor and The Green Arrow later tonight. Jesse: Looks like Sektor is in for a long night, Ron. And it’s only going to get worse for him. Ron: Well ladies and gentlemen, don’t go anywhere , when we come back it’s The Man of Steel, Superman going one on one, with The Unstoppable Juggernaut, when Extinction Episode 12 returns. (The scene fades to commercial.) |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Mar 4 2012, 12:16 AM Post #2 |
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They really trusted Sektor to handle things on his own huh? There is something painfully screwy about this, I can't help but feel there is a twist ending somewhere near the end of this episode. Course if what they said about the other clan members not being on the show this week is true... Then it looks like Sektor is in for a world of pain unless he tries to save himself by getting himself disqualified. Then again, it would give him no credibility as a Lin Kuei warrior if he does. |
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