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FZW Havok Ep. 7 Part 2; Alex tries to super jump!
Topic Started: Feb 20 2011, 03:57 PM (409 Views)
Mike Cross
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[The camera cuts to the parking lot where Alex Superstar and referee Gunn are standing talking]
Alex: Ok referee Gunn here is how we are going to test to see if I have Super Jump abilities!

Referee Gunn: ALEX! That was a regular Spider! and Spiderman is a COMIC BOOK CHARACTER! What the hell is wrong with you?

Alex: Gunn, Lets be honest here, This will work! cause im Spiderstar! and I am wicked amazing!

Referee Gunn: NO YOURE NOT!!!

[Alex ignores the comment]

Alex: Ok, so I have set up these two diesel Trucks side by side and a port a potty in between them! Now I will climb up the port a potty, get onto the truck and Super Jump from one truck to the other!

Referee Gunn: Alex, thats a 18 foot jump!

Alex: Im not seeing where you are going with this Gunn?

Referee Gunn: Ok im going to the bathroom first so hold on before you jump. [Gunn gets into the port a potty]

Alex: Ok Gunn im going to climb up while youre in there and get ready!

Referee Gunn: Ok

[Alex climbs the port a potty and gets ontop of the truck and readies himself]

Alex: Ok I better get my take off steps ready. [Alex starts practicing for his run and jump techniques. On his last try he hits a wet spot on top of the truck ad slips off the side of the truck!]

Alex: Oh Sonofabitch.....!!!

Referee Gunn: What did you s......SMASH!!!

Referee Gunn: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!!!!!!
Alex: I hurt real bad and I think we are covered in poo.....

Referee Gunn: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FZW:
Owner/CEO (2010-2015)
1x FZW Chaos Champion

DWA:
1x DWA Hardcore Champion

WWE-X:
N/A

Impact-X:
1x Impact-X X Division Champion
1x Impact-X United States Champion

RWA:
1x RWA Universal Tag Team Champions w/Frank West

EWA:
2X EWA Hybrid Champion (1st)
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ALEXTHESUPERSTAR
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LMAO, this is hilarious, well my super jump powers didnt work out, well I hope this means that I am ok, but yh, next week more powers will come
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Bryce Kanyon
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LOL!! You are pretty stupid sometimes Alex. I mean really... "Spiderstar"? The day you are able to perfect that jump is the day that you are successful at climbing a solid brick wall... Don't get any ideas!
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Uh ok then. Superstar has now gone to Comedic Relief status.
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Kyle4000
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HAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious, Superstar. LOL
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ALEXTHESUPERSTAR
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Bryce thanks for the advice, I will take it
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You really should. Don't want to risk a big injury now.
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Kyle4000
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Yeah, you better take it easy right now so you don't risk a big injury to yourself.
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ALEXTHESUPERSTAR
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I cant promise anything dudes, and guys get ready for something even more dangerous
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Kyle4000
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Oh no, just don't do anything very stupid and if you do, Alex then you will be in the hospital of a very long time.
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This can't be good. I'm gonna go keep an eye on him Kyle, go back to what you were doing.
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ALEXTHESUPERSTAR
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Yh its me guys, do u really need to worry

(Has plans behind his back)
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Hand them over now. I want to know what your up to
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ALEXTHESUPERSTAR
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(Burns them) Thats for me to know and u to find out
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I get burned all the time Alex, try again. (Punches him in the face, takes the plans and reads them) Interesting, very interesting.
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Kyle4000
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Alex burns them before Walter reads them. HAHAHA.
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I burned the plans, not u Walter
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Kyle4000
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He's right, Walter. He burns the plans, not you.
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Oh, nevermind then forget that last post.
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Kyle4000
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Are talking to me or Alex, Walter?
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