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| DAW B-Rush Show 1 Part 7; Critic/Nerd | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 18 2011, 11:45 PM (93 Views) | |
| Jessica | Feb 18 2011, 11:45 PM Post #1 |
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“Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker’s Theme Plays - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LumnXsJVoQ&feature=related Announcer: This is the second first round match of the night. Introducing first… The Nostalgia Critic…Doug Walker Doug makes his way out to the ring to a huge chorus of cheers from the crowd. Makes his way out to the ring. Quickly with a purpose. Takes the mic from the announcer. Doug: Here let me give myself a proper introduction. *pauses for dramatic effect* Hello I’m the nostalgia critic I remember it so you don’t have to “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe’s Theme Plays – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VTeXe3FnA Announcer: And his opponent… He is the Angry Video Game Nerd…James Rolfe Rolfe makes his way out to the ring quicker then doug and he has a a mic in hand. Rolfe: Doug, doug please shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear you spew that crap out of your mouth. They came here to see me kick your ass. Doug: Oh, is that so james *He then tries to punch james but james blocks it and punches doug in the face as the ref rings the bell. Bryce: And here we go with the second match of the universal title tournament. Winner is moving on to face sektor. James is starting off strong a lou thesz press starts raining down fists onto doug. Unrelenting as the ref tries to pull him off. He does but james pushes the ref away and just goes back over and starts punching him more in the face. Doug’s not covering his face up so it’s exposed and you gotta believe james is trying to make doug bleed. This isn’t going to be pretty. Wait did I just hear a second bell. Announcer: Here is your winner via disqualification…”The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker James is in total disbelief as the crowd is booing the ref’s decision. Bryce: Now hold on there referee. That in no way was a right reason to disqualify james. Restart this match. Only let’s make it a little more interesting. *crowd starts to get happy hearing this* Let’s make this match a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!! Ring the bell again ref. Ref Rings the bell as now the ref is telling james to back up and let the critic get to his feet. Bryce: And doug gets to his feet as the match has begun. Now we get no screwy endings. This should be better then the Aladdin/jack match. James and doug start trading rights and lefts immediately. Neither is getting the upper hand. They start fighting near the ropes and now doug is getting the upper hand. And he has a huge right hand to james sending him into the ropes and doug with a clothesline sends james outside right in front of me. I don’t like where this is going already. Doug goes out after him. And doug a scoop slam onto the floor. Doug starts taunting the crowd. As he goes to pick up james, james with a low blow right to his feet. And he Irish whips doug right into the steel steps and doug flys over the top of them. James picks up one of the steps and slides it into the ring and leaves the other there as he climbs over it and grabs doug in DDT position. He’s trying to DDT doug right onto the steps but doug doesn’t go and james falls back first right onto the steps. That looked like it really hurt. Doug now picks up james and now he’s trying to suplex james onto those steel steps and oh. Suplexes him right onto those steel steps. Doug goes for a cover. And a kickout at two. Cannot believe that he kicked out. That looked really painful and doug and james are normal human beings. Doug now is looking for something underneath the ring and doug grabs a steel chair. Rolfe is trying to crawl away but doug smacks him in the back with the steel chair. James looks in pain. As doug smacks him in the back again with the steel chair. He drops it now and wait he’s taking apart my announce table. As james gets to his feet. He notices the chair and doug turns around and goes after james but james knees him in the stomach and throws him face first into the ring post. He then grabs him in powerslam position and drops him face first onto the barricade. James starts punching doug in the face some more and now dougs been busted open. He keeps punching doug for five more seconds before finally stopping and picking up doug and throwing him right into the barricade. James picks up the chair now and he wedges it on dougs leg. Wait what are you doing nerd don’t do this your going to end his career but thank god as james trys to stomp down doug moves his leg out of there. And james hurt his leg doing that. Doug back up and he runs in and hits a clothesline. Doug takes a breather. Whipping the blood just pouring out of his head off. Doug looks a little woozy but he shakes it off. Doug starts looking for another weapon underneath the ring and he grabs a kendo stick. Throws it into the ring and then grabs another chair throwing that in the ring as well. What’s he really looking for. He grabs one more chair and sees rolfe up behind him and turns around and whacks him in the face with the chair busting james open now. I can tell these two are going to be ric flairs. Easy to bust open but great fighters. Now he throws that chair into the ring as well and underneath the ring again this time oh wait he’s got a table. He sets it up on the barricade. And wait is he still looking for something. No no he just grabs another one and he sets that one up next to him. James gets to his feet groggily and critic places him on top of that table. He taunts saying something as he gets in the ring and onto the top turnbuckle. He starts taunting on the top turnbuckle as james is getting to his feet and gets on the apron and starts punching doug. He then pushes down on the top ropes making doug land on his balls. He is in pain as james gets on the top ropes with him and turns him facing the outside. Wait he’s not gonna try a superplex to the outside. He sees the table no don’t do it james and a superplex to the outside through the table. OH MY GOD!!! I have never seen a superplex to the outside before. The crowd is chanting holy shit. Both men are knocked out. Ref is counting. He’s up to six and neither are stirring. Up to 8 come on don’t tell me it’s going to end this way. 9 and james gets his arm on doug and that’s a cover 1,2 kickout. How in the world did doug kick out of that. James can’t believe it as he slowly starts to get to his feet. He sees the table placed on the barricade and picks up doug and gets on the apron and helps doug onto the apron and wait he’s trying a modified codebreaker(which the original codebreaker is a stunner he’s trying to rko) him off the apron through the table. He runs and doug pushes him off and james goes through the table. OH MY GOD!!! Doug falls off the apron. And crawls over to make the cover 1,2, kickout. No way. We continue. Doug drags him over to the announce table and starts to pick him up again but james with a low blow again. And he puts doug on the announce table. He climbs up there with him I’m moving away from this as James he’s going for the codebreaker(stunner) through my announce table and codebreaker through the announce table. Cover by james. One, Two, Thr—No. James steps back in disbelief as he stands up. He tries the cover again. One, two, and another kickout. James throws doug into the ring seeing the steps. James goes in after him and grabs a chair and starts smacking doug in the back with the chair. The chair starts to bend from the repeated shots and he throws it out of the ring. Now James picks up doug and he’s got him in scoop slam position and doug’s lifeless and he puts him in the tree of woe in the turnbuckle. Doug’s stomach showing and now james wait he’s got evil intentions he’s grabbing that kendo stick and oh he’s started smacking james exposed stomach with the kendo stick repeatedly. You can see red marks on his body now. James is relentless. Does it about ten more times. And finnaly stops as doug falls out of the tree of woe. Cover, one, two, kickout. Unbelieveable. James has got to start thinking what do I have to do to put doug away. He picks up doug and he’s trying for another modified codebreaker but doug pushes him away and james bounces off the ropes and doug catches him in position for the nostalgia trip(mic check) and it connects, quick cover by doug. One, Two, and kickout by james barely. Where are they getting this from. Doug can’t believe it. He’s gotta start thinking what do I have to do to put james away. He grabs one of his chairs and slides it under james head. Grabs the other and oh no he’s not gonna try a one man con-chair-to and oh thank god james moves out of the way. And james with a kick to the stomach and a lou thesz press starts throwing the fists down hard again. He stops early this time and grabs a chair and wedges it in the turnbuckle. Picks up doug and irish whips doug into the chair. James falls over from exhaustion. Ref starts counting. At the count of 9 james gets back to his feet. And shakes some cobwebs off and crawls over to make the cover, one, two, and another kickout at two and three fourths. James can’t believe it he starts to complain to the referee. After he stops he sees the steel steps and smiles. Flips off a member of the crowd and then proceeds to pick up doug and he’s not going to try a modified codebreaker onto the steps no doug pushes him to the ropes and he catches him in the nostalgia trip position again, this will not end well and oh nostalgia trip connects. James head hitting the steel steps. Doug slowly crawls over and makes the cover. One, Two, Three. Thank god it’s over. Bryce: And a hard fought battle from both men. The critic comes out on top a bloody encounter. He can barely stand. Can we get some EMT’s out here. As critic moves on to face sektor in the second round of the universal tournament. Will he even be able to make it there. Up next folks we got our main event of the evening. But first we gotta take a commercial break. Edited by Jessica, Feb 18 2011, 11:47 PM.
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| ALEXTHESUPERSTAR | Feb 18 2011, 11:51 PM Post #2 |
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awesome match, it is tie for MOTN with the Aladdin/Samurai Jack match, good job |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Feb 19 2011, 12:03 AM Post #3 |
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This was indeed an excellent match and this was definitely not going to end with a disqualification. That's no way to settle a match with The Nostalgia Critic and AVGN. They want to take this fight to the extreme and the fans want to be entertained. That's what the fans are going to get. |
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| FZW Owner | Feb 19 2011, 12:27 AM Post #4 |
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Legend
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Great match, my record for this episode is 2-4 |
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| Kyle4000 | Feb 19 2011, 12:44 AM Post #5 |
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The Nightmare
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MOTN, MOTN, MOTN, MOTN! |
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| Bryce Kanyon | Feb 19 2011, 10:20 AM Post #6 |
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What the heck does MOTN mean? |
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| ALEXTHESUPERSTAR | Feb 19 2011, 12:14 PM Post #7 |
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Legend
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It means Match Of The Night |
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| Kyle4000 | Feb 19 2011, 01:53 PM Post #8 |
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The Nightmare
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You don't know what MOTN means, Bryce? Damn. |
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