It R taiem 2 dai- Interactive story

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It R taiem 2 dai- Interactive story; read the rules!
Topic Started: Sep 25 2009, 12:57 PM (59 Views)
Mr Master52	Sep 25 2009, 12:57 PM Post #1
Elephant :O! Posts: 977 Group: DIY'ers Member #49 Joined: December 9, 2007	This is a little interactive story I made for fun. It is only fun if you read it the right way! E.g. Do you jump (3) or don't jump (4)? If you choose to jump, read the 3rd point only please... NOTE All the names i mention here are known to the people I wrote the story for NOTE The Wall- interactive story! 1.You are Wall. You go to to McDonald's to apply for a job. The guy there says no. What do you do? Accept the fact that you can't and go home(2) or shout at him(3)? 2.In the mansion, Salmi and Miguel are playing Monopoly Credit card. You hate the game, but they want you to play with them. Do you want to play (4) or say no(5)? 3. He is sick of you and pushes you back. You insist and he calls the security. Do you punch him (6) or run away with a MiniBurger that you stole from a kid next to you (7)? 4.You win the game and they lick your balls. Salmi wants to go play Golf with you (8), but Miguel wants to go Bungee jumping (9)! 5.You feel suicidal. Do you want to jump out of the window (11) or the roof (10)? 6.You punch the asshole and the security rapidly seizes control over you. You try to fight back, but they drag you through the door out. You have a gun in your pocket! Go kill 'em(12) or go home (2)? 7.The security is after you! You run through the road and one of them gets raped by Joao. Another one gets hit by a car and now it's only one following you! Turn around and fight (14) or be a chicken and run (15)? 8.You start playing Golf, but there are some guys that want to play with you. Let them play (16) or say “Fuck you and go home!� (17)? 9.You climb the Torre de Belém. You notice that the first rope is not safe. Do you want you to jump first (18) or lead Miguel to possible death (19)? 10.You jump off the roof; there is a quick adrenaline rush as you know that it is the last moment you're going to live. But- oh luck!- Pegasus randomly flies by and picks you up! He drops you on the ground. Try jump off the window (11) or go to irish dancing classes (20)? 11.You jump off the window. You see your whole life flash before your eyes before you hit the ground and die instantly. You have failed. 12.� Hey wassup bitches!� you shout before you shoot three of them. Then Joao grabs you and you are arrested. You are arrested. You have failed. 14.You fight back. The security is better than you and Joao drives by the McDonald's to buy a burger. He sees the fight and kills you. You have failed. 15.You run away, take a car and drive to Belém, where you heard Miguel was bungee-jumping(9) 16.They are very rude and always kick your balls before you hit them. You start getting angry at them. They then threaten to kill you with a gun. Go behind Salmi (21) or fight (22)? 17.They get mad at you, but quickly leave. You hear gunshots. They killed Salmi. Shit. Do you want to run away (15) or fight (22)? 18.You jump first. Not very wise you motherfucker! You hear them shout. The rope is fucked. You fall to the ground, but Pegasus grabs you. He puts you to the ground. Do you want to jump off the window of your house or go to irish dancing classes(20)? 19.Miguel jumps. He doesn't die, but you see Pegasus grabbing him and leading him to safety. You are driven mad and you take the second rope. It breaks and you die. You have failed. 20.Irish dancing classes are quite gay, but that's no problem. The teacher is a lovely model that you want to rape badly. Go for it (23) or ask her politely out (24)? 21.They shoot Salmi. You are driven mad. You grab them. Kill them. They are dead. You won. Fuck, how you feel bad! Go to therapy (25) or sit there until you die (26)? 22.You fight them and win. They are dead. Do you want to go to therapy (25) or suicide (11)? 23.You rape her in front of everyone. The police comes and gets you. You are arrested loser. You have failed. 24.� Yes� she replies. You spend a wonderful night together at a restaurant and you actually get to f* her that night. Love is in the air! You have won! 25.The docor's name is Gee. DoctOR GEE. So what? You think, but then you see that it is a giant orgy taking place in the doc's room. Take part in it (27) or be a whimp and go back home (28)? 26.You sit there. Until you die. You finally die about three days after. Do you want to be buried right there (29) or in your house (30)? 27.Oh yeah. That's right. A massive orgy. Not bad, huh? Well, they are all tired after a while. Do you want to ask the doc something nasty (31) or start dancing (32)? 28.You go back home. It has been a stressy day. So many people have died. The phone rings. It's Joao. He needs your help badly. Say no (33) or say yes (34)? 29.You funeral is quite nice. But you still have failed. 30.Your funeral is cool; everyone's there. Robotnik, Bowser, Billy Mays, and....what the fuck? Joao!? You remain dead(Die) or go to him and kill him (34)? 31.� Hey doctor, what is a vagina?� You ask, but the doctor thinks that you're crazy and suicides. What do you do with the body? Hide it (35) or report the death to the police (36)? 32.You dance. Oh yeah, you dance. But then the lights go off. What do you do? Keep dancing (37) or go home (28)? 33. You laugh. In the news you see that Joao's house has burned and he died. You laugh. You have won! 34.You go to Joao and punch him hard in the face. He dies. You're happy. Do you want to start dancing (32) or win? 35.The police finds out about the body and everything. You're not very proud of yourself and die. 36. You are rewarded a prize, but what are you going to do with it? Give it to Joao (38) or buy chocolate (39)? 37. You keep dancing, until your knees are weakened. You fall to the ground and die. 38.You head over to Joao's house, but it's burning. Joao is dying. He needs your help badly! Help him (40) or watch him die (41)? 39.You buy chocolate and are happy. You hear the next day that Joao died because his house burned down. 40.You try to help Joao and you throw him out of the window. He survives, but you get hit by a log and get eaten by the flames. A nice death but you have failed anwyay. 41. It's so lolly! He dies in front of you. You have won! This Walltest is for entertainment purposes only. Reading the numbers 1 through 41 isn't fun at all. Only I can read this. If you are reading this and are not me please return this paper to me. Come on dude, please ? Edited by Mr Master52**, Sep 25 2009, 12:58 PM.



James	Sep 25 2009, 01:24 PM Post #2
Intermediate DIY'er Posts: 334 Group: DIY'ers Member #31 Joined: December 3, 2007	I died :C



Nick	Sep 27 2009, 07:11 PM Post #3
Intermediate DIY'er Posts: 434 Group: DIY'ers Member #158 Joined: July 7, 2008	I survived.



Mr Master52	Oct 22 2009, 11:38 AM Post #4
Elephant :O! Posts: 977 Group: DIY'ers Member #49 Joined: December 9, 2007	I wrote it :o and died ;)



Blackt3ars	Oct 25 2009, 04:50 PM Post #5
Confession and Gfx guardian Posts: 2,688 Group: DIY'ers (admin) Member #24 Joined: December 2, 2007	I lived. Make it so no one survives mwuahaha



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